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Please be original.....

What Fruit best reflects you as a person.

Me personally, I reckon I'm a Pineapple, prickly on the outside, but adorable to a certain taste in the inside....

Pear.

Le sigh...

i'm personally feel i'm a kiwi. i'm round, full of black seeds, furry on the outside and all goey and juicy on the inside...

A kiwi, I'm not exactly sure why but it does reflect me as a person (although i do not have a weird/hairy skin like kiwis do). It's all symbolical anyway:D

*hehe, two kiwi's in a row*

LOL - but I'm procrastinating, so no thread is too silly for me today. :p

Hmmm, a peach?

Soft & sweet, but with a core that keeps me from being too mushy?

I dunno.

Cherry

LOL - but I'm procrastinating, so no thread is too silly for me today. :p

Hmmm, a peach?

Soft & sweet, but with a core that keeps me from being too mushy?

I dunno.
And covered in fur?

Fag... I mean, fig.

Tomato

And covered in fur?:p
No, dumbass, I took the fluff to represent "soft". :rolleyes: :p

:p
No, dumbass, I took the fluff to represent "soft". :rolleyes: :p
Being a slacker has lead me to never trust food with a pelt.
maybe I'm just pissy and picking on you becuase I bothered to make a perfectly good ennuendo (which is hardly my thing) in another thread and you didn't even notice. Or because for some stupid ass reason I've stayed up all night and now it's 9am and I'm still not going to sleep. Something in between perhaps...

*waits for peechland to post* ;)


i guess i'm an apple. pretty plain, kinda round, get me on a bad day and i'll be pretty sour, but for the most part kinda sweet :)

a silly apple...

Being a slacker has lead me to never trust food with a pelt.
maybe I'm just pissy and picking on you becuase I bothered to make a perfectly good ennuendo (which is hardly my thing) in another thread and you didn't even notice. Or because for some stupid ass reason I've stayed up all night and now it's 9am and I'm still not going to sleep. Something in between perhaps...
Well, as long as it's not green, I don't see the problem. :p Oh please - you make innuendos all the time, and that one was way too unsubtle to even count as innuendo, so there. *pats* ;p

Nuts.... Because its another word for Insane :D

(Something I will be in a few years)

*waits for peechland to post* ;)Hee, true, now I feel stupid.

i guess i'm an apple. pretty plain, kinda round, get me on a bad day and i'll be pretty sour, but for the most part kinda sweet :)

a silly apple...That doesn't sound silly at all. :fluffle:

Im a strappleberry! - A freek of nature!

Nuts.... Because its another word for Insane :D

(Something I will be in a few years)
That's not a fruit, thats a seed.

*waits for peechland to post* ;)


i guess i'm an apple. pretty plain, kinda round, get me on a bad day and i'll be pretty sour, but for the most part kinda sweet :)

a silly apple...
And good for keeping doctors away. Like garlic and vampires. It's fun to watch doctors hiss at the sight of a Golden Delicious...

I have nooooooo idea.... any suggestions? :fluffle:

Well, as long as it's not green, I don't see the problem. :p Oh please - you make innuendos all the time, and that one was way too unsubtle to even count as innuendo, so there. *pats* ;p
But I'm colorblind...(totally not kidding, I'm really colorblind...well technically 'deficient' but no one says that)I do not, I make puns and allusions, but innuendos are rare. mmmmmmey ;p

I'm a Frankenberry. Because I am sweet and undead.

But I'm colorblind...(totally not kidding, I'm really colorblind...well technically 'deficient' but no one says that)I do not, I make puns and allusions, but innuendos are rare. mmmmmmey ;p
Oh no? There, I'll say it: You're totally deficient. Someone had to. *shrug*
And about the fur - don't worry, I'll just toss myself out if I get too green.
Do too. I win.

I have nooooooo idea.... any suggestions? :fluffle:Hmm, the fluffle makes me think this is directed to Huw, right? :p

I really wanna say ugli friut, but that makes no sense as I'm actuly very very handsom, I mean I have a magnificent handlebar 'tache and all.


Hehe funny thing hap[pend at work the other day talking of fruit. I work for a media company and so we have our fare share of gay chaps. One of the, and one of the most manly men I know brought in a nice banana for his boss the other day, and as I was sitting there fixing some other chaps PC it took all of my strenght of will(which is not a lot) not to blurt out loud 'ohhh look a fruit fairy'

Sorry I'm too straight to answer this kind of question.:D

That doesn't sound silly at all. :fluffle:
noo... the silly part was cos i'm pretty silly in nature, and an apple isn't quite a silly-enough fruit. therefore, the fruit that is me has to be a randomly silly apple *nods*


it makes sense, honest :P

And good for keeping doctors away. Like garlic and vampires. It's fun to watch doctors hiss at the sight of a Golden Delicious...

haha doctors choke on my cox, that's why ;)
(bad pun edited in)

I have nooooooo idea.... any suggestions? :fluffle:
another apple? a really sweet one? :fluffle: :)

I really wanna say ugli friut, but that makes no sense as I'm actuly very very handsom, I mean I have a magnificent handlebar 'tache and all.
'
I used to do my 'stache straight up like Salivador Dali (hello, ladies...). Now it's down in a Fu Manchu, less effort and an extra 20 minutes of sleep every morning...

Oh no? There, I'll say it: You're totally deficient. Someone had to. *shrug*
And about the fur - don't worry, I'll just toss myself out if I get too green.
Do too. I win.
I'm totally into the green, though. But in an entirely different context.
see? Allusion. mmmmmmmmey, I say...mmmmmmmmmmey ;p

noo... the silly part was cos i'm pretty silly in nature, and an apple isn't quite a silly-enough fruit. therefore, the fruit that is me has to be a randomly silly apple *nods*


it makes sense, honest :PAh, I see. You can keep the fluffle anyway. :p

Oh, and Glitziness reminds me most of an orange - because she's so... sunny. I don't know. Happy and sunshiny and sweet (and acerbic, if need be :p).

I'm totally into the green, though. But in an entirely different context.
see? Allusion. mmmmmmmmey, I say...mmmmmmmmmmey ;pAre you talking drugs? o.O

I'm a banana, because I'm bent:)

Grapefruit. Donno why

Are you talking drugs? o.O
I have to just talk, I can't currently afford any...(here's hoping someone calls me to go to a bbq so I can get blazed and eat chicken. For America.)

A Tomato. Everyone keeps labeling me wrongly.

:p

For America.)*snorts*
A Tomato. Everyone keeps labeling me wrongly. Very nicely done. :p

I'm apple pie...you just can't say no. ;)

Ain't no fuckin fruit!

*pimp slaps the lot of you*

Ain't no fuckin fruit!

*pimp slaps the lot of you*
Yeah, you are!
*punches in the gut*

If there was such a thing as a pink fruit, I'd be it.

Yeah, you are!
*punches in the gut*

muthafuka done punched me.

*sics the hos one him.*

Grapefruit. Donno why
'Cause a key discriptor in your name is totally misleading?

muthafuka done punched me.

*sics the hos one him.*
Her, thank you very much!
*pops a cap in pimp's ass*

I'm like a Durian (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian) fruit. Prickly, hard to crack, perhaps a little offputting with my garlicesque aroma...wait...I don't actually have a garlicesque aroma, so I'll just compare that to my aggressive personality...but my flesh is sweet, and I ultimately satisfy...

I'm like a Durian (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian) fruit. Prickly, hard to crack, perhaps a little offputting with my garlicesque aroma...wait...I don't actually have a garlicesque aroma, so I'll just compare that to my aggressive personality...but my flesh is sweet, and I ultimately satisfy...
Huh...that kind a turned me on a little...

If there was such a thing as a pink fruit, I'd be it.
A blood orange? Where vampires get their daily dose of vitamin C. *nod*

A blood orange? Where vampires get their daily dose of vitamin C. *nod*
Sounds good. I'm a blood orange... It even sounds cool and evil! MWAHAHAHA!


Ph33R The Wrath of The Blood Orange Skaladora! :D

Sounds good. I'm a blood orange... It even sounds cool and evil! MWAHAHAHA!


Ph33R The Wrath of The Blood Orange Skaladora! :D
Does garlic work in this case?

Cherry
yes! pop?:fluffle:

And covered in fur?
Nope! Peach fuzz surrounding juicy center1 :D

Hmm, the fluffle makes me think this is directed to Huw, right? :p
Haha, actually, no :p Was just a pre-emptive thank you... talking of which...

Oh, and Glitziness reminds me most of an orange - because she's so... sunny. I don't know. Happy and sunshiny and sweet (and acerbic, if need be :p).
... thank you! I love that description, and the idea I come across like that :) :fluffle: (especially with the hidden, unexpected acerbicness at hand :p)

Im like a kumquat. Unusual, but really awesome;)

Blackberry. I have thorns to guard me, and I can be sour if you try to get to me too early - but, if you are cautious and gentle, you can reach me, and if you are slow about it, I'm quite sweet.

Lady Kyra Blackberry-Kitten for a reason. ;)

An orange because they are yummy.

An orange? I'm Floridian and always happy for a squeeze?
:fluffle:

Starfruit - cos I'm a space cadet! (In a non-NASA way)

Either that or forbidden fruit - just say no ppl.... put this fruit down and walk away.
(While you still can)

noo... the silly part was cos i'm pretty silly in nature, and an apple isn't quite a silly-enough fruit. therefore, the fruit that is me has to be a randomly silly apple *nods*


it makes sense, honest :P
Hehe, I know you well enough to have got it the first time ;) :p

haha doctors choke on my cox, that's why ;)
(bad pun edited in)
*remains silent* ;) :D :fluffle:

another apple? a really sweet one? :fluffle: :)
Aww :) :fluffle:

I'd have to go with tomato, because then everyone would think I'm something I'm not, and it's nice to be able to be someone else sometimes.

Does garlic work in this case?
Garlic isn't a fruit, is it?

I'm a fuckin' gooseberry.

Gooseberries: The gooseberry is a large, tart berries in season in June and July. American gooseberries are round and about 1/2 inch to 1 inch in diameter, while European gooseberries are oblong, and about twice the size of American gooseberries. They're very acidic. They can be green, yellow or reddish. They also come in various degrees of sweetness or tartness; from cooking gooseberries to sweet dessert gooseberries.

http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/berries-gooseberries.jpg

Garlic isn't a fruit, is it?

NO

I'm a fuckin' gooseberry.

Gooseberries: The gooseberry is a large, tart berries in season in June and July. American gooseberries are round and about 1/2 inch to 1 inch in diameter, while European gooseberries are oblong, and about twice the size of American gooseberries. They're very acidic. They can be green, yellow or reddish. They also come in various degrees of sweetness or tartness; from cooking gooseberries to sweet dessert gooseberries.

http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/berries-gooseberries.jpg

I usually end up being the gooseberry on nights out. Damn my singleness!
:p

If there was such a thing as a pink fruit, I'd be it.

So, you're a dragonfruit. Look how lovely you are:

http://queenfisher.net/daily/image/images/050717.jpg

I usually end up being the gooseberry on nights out. Damn my singleness!
:p

We're tarts. :p

We're tarts. :p

But at least we're honest!
:D

NO
Drat.

Drat.

Indeed. Have another go!:p

Indeed. Have another go!:p
Hmm...blood orange...lemons! Lemonade!

Tuna

(yes, it's a fruit, not the fish - look it up. aka "cactus apple", "indian fig", and "prickly pear fruit")

A bit unusual, but loved by those who really know it. Kind of prickly, fleshy, needs the fomal spiny exterior to be peeled to really enjoy. Sometimes seen as being "mean", but really very sweet inside (with a bit of tartness).

From the Southwestern USA. May need a good washing.

Often seen as not in need of special care, but in reality needs the right environment to flourish.

In the words of one site: "One must be very careful when handling the fruits. This complex species ... now grow(s) throughout temperate and tropical regions of the world."

http://sfreporter.com/artman/uploads/prickly-pear-300px.jpg


(And that, my friends, is one of the more in depth and honest profiles I've given here...)

Tuna

(yes, it's a fruit, not the fish - look it up. aka "cactus apple", "indian fig", and "prickly pear fruit")

A bit unusual, but loved by those who really know it. Kind of prickly, fleshy, needs the fomal spiny exterior to be peeled to really enjoy. Sometimes seen as being "mean", but really very sweet inside (with a bit of tartness).

From the Southwestern USA. May need a good washing.

Often seen as not in need of special care, but in reality needs the right environment to flourish.

In the words of one site: "One must be very careful when handling the fruits. This complex species ... now grow(s) throughout temperate and tropical regions of the world."

http://sfreporter.com/artman/uploads/prickly-pear-300px.jpg


(And that, my friends, is one of the more in depth and honest profiles I've given here...)

Thanks for the interesting reply. *carefully fluffles*

Tomato.

Thanks for the interesting reply. *carefully fluffles*

hehehe - you didn't see the last "fluffle" I posted...

[QUOTE=Daistallia 2104]Tuna


From the Southwestern USA. May need a good washing.

QUOTE]

So you're saying you're a bit dirty then???
:eek:

*prepares for prickly pear onslaught*
:D

the Mangosteen

Exotic - full of goodness - well rounded - tasty - surprising - leaves you wanting more

Just an apple

Just an apple
Green apple?

Just an apple

Granny Smith?

Originally Posted by Ilie
We're tarts.

Shaolin9
But at least we're honest!

Honest tarts are the best! Especially with a little whipped cream. :D

Tuna

Oh I love tuna...that's what they call it in Spanish too...I had this liquor made from it...wicked awesome, and potent beyond belief...I've never seen it sold here in Canada, and even if it was, I doubt it would have much taste...because it wouldn't have been allowed to ripen properly. So yummy...

Oh I love tuna...that's what they call it in Spanish too...I had this liquor made from it...wicked awesome, and potent beyond belief...I've never seen it sold here in Canada, and even if it was, I doubt it would have much taste...because it wouldn't have been allowed to ripen properly. So yummy...
I think it's vacation time.

A cucumber. I have my reasons......:p

A cucumber. I have my reasons......:p

:cool: as

a strawberrry :rolleyes:

Grapes, I'm a bit flimsy.

A cucumber. I have my reasons......:p
You often get pickled? :)

Nope! Peach fuzz surrounding juicy center1 :D
:D How could I even forget "juicy"?

From the Southwestern USA. May need a good washing.
[...]
(And that, my friends, is one of the more in depth and honest profiles I've given here...)
Oh-kayyy..... :p

:D How could I even forget "juicy"?

*SNIP* :p
:D :fluffle:

right now I'm a strawberry because my skin is bright red *shakes fist at nasty Sun*and covered in spots

And people like to put cream on me:mad:

And people like to put cream on me:mad:

Erm...... keep it clean people!

:D

Bumboat - ur such a fluffle hussy!

:)

Bumboat - ur such a fluffle hussy!

:)

Is that a bad thing?
:fluffle:

Is that a bad thing?
:fluffle:
Yes! *breaks beer bottle over head*

Yes! *breaks beer bottle over head*

Aww..... play nice!

:)

Is that a bad thing?
:fluffle:

Yes, but only when all you post is a fluffle.

Sorry but real men don't fluffle! So I won't return it!
:p

Aww..... play nice!

:)
All that is nice shall burn!

All that is nice shall burn!

Someone forgot to take their pills today!
:eek:

Someone forgot to take their pills today!
:eek:
Hehe...maybe?! No, it's those guys in the white coats! Agh!

Yes, but only when all you post is a fluffle.

Sorry but real men don't fluffle! So I won't return it!
:p

thats ok i don't want fluffles from men. :p

Hehe...maybe?! No, it's those guys in the white coats! Agh!

Come to get the fruitcake!

Come to get the fruitcake!
Bleh! I have PIE!!! Apple pie!

:fluffle: thats ok i don't want fluffles from men. :p

Yeah ya do!

Yes! *breaks beer bottle over head*
*Tosses Outcast Jesuit on the barbeque and pour sauce on him*
He might be little tough but there is plenty to go around. Who wants some?
:cool:

Today I feel like a pumelo. That's a citrus fruit with a thick rind, lots of seeds and very little that's edible. In and of itself useless, but citrus growers cross them with other fruits to improve them.

Rotten mango.

Sickly sweet to begin with, but with something exceedingly wrong - areas of dripping mush, other areas still firm and fresh - exotic, but ultimately undesirable.

*Tosses Outcast Jesuit on the barbeque and pour sauce on him*
He might be little tough but there is plenty to go around. Who wants some?
:cool:
She!!!! Second time today! What do I have to do to get people to get my gender right?

She!!!! Second time today! What do I have to do to get people to get my gender right?
Post a link to a pic? That might help.

She!!!! Second time today! What do I have to do to get people to get my gender right?

I assumed you were a guy also! sorry:eek:

*Tosses Outcast Jesuit on the barbeque and pour sauce on him*
He might be little tough but there is plenty to go around. Who wants some?
:cool:

I never pick fights with girls...... well... y'all know what happens
:(

I assumed you were a guy also! sorry:eek:
It happens a lot...I get used to it. :rolleyes:

I assumed you were a guy also! sorry:eek:

I thinks it is that when most people think of Jesuits whether Outcast or not they think of men. :)

I'd say a strawberry.

Goes red in summer, small but perfectly formed, and goes well with whipped cream.

Less said about the last one the better though.

I thinks it is that when most people think of Jesuits whether Outcast or not they think of men. :)
It's a bit of a reference to The Man in the Iron Mask...Dumas is my third favorite author.

It's a bit of a reference to The Man in the Iron Mask...Dumas is my third favorite author.
Who are your other two?
I also like Dumas btw.

People assume I'm Chinese 'cos of the name.
But I'm blatantly not!

http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=6/17914202233.jpg&s=f5

:D

Who are your other two?
I also like Dumas btw.
Michael Crichton is first, Meg Cabot second...MC theme.

Michael Crichton is first, Meg Cabot second...MC theme.

Do you like MC Hammer also????
:D

Michael Crichton is first, Meg Cabot second...MC theme.

I like most of Crichton's books Cabot's just don't grab me. I've never been interested enough to buy one.

I like most of Crichton's books Cabot's just don't grab me. I've never been interested enough to buy one.
Hopefully not...I'm assuming you're a guy....
And yes, MC Hammer rocks my socks!

Hopefully not...I'm assuming you're a guy....
And yes, MC Hammer rocks my socks!
Not a guy and i kinda like Hammer too

Hopefully not...I'm assuming you're a guy....
And yes, MC Hammer rocks my socks!

Bumboat is a girl methinks

man I hate posting stuff and being beaten to the post :(

Not a guy and i kinda like Hammer too
Sorry...now we know, and will not make the same mistake again.
She's a good author, helps me with my own novel.

Is fruit salad an option?

Healthy, tasty and should be eaten on a regular basis.

And public announcement, y'all:

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d77/baranxi/bananaandstrawberry.png

Sorry...now we know, and will not make the same mistake again.
She's a good author, helps me with my own novel.
Maybe I'll take a second look next time I'm at the bookstore. You're an author? Should I look for a novel by you while I'm there?

Is fruit salad an option?

Healthy, tasty and should be eaten on a regular basis.

And public announcement, y'all:

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d77/baranxi/bananaandstrawberry.png


NOPE. Fruit salad is a collection of fruits, not just a fruit.
:eek:

NOPE. Fruit salad is a collection of fruits, not just a fruit.
:eek:
:( Damn... but it fits so well - it's also easy and goes well with rum <_<

Well, okay, then I'm a watermelon... JUST BECAUSE *pouting* !

Umm, starfruit. A bit prickly on the outside, with some zing, and a strange aroma you can't quite place....

Umm, starfruit. A bit prickly on the outside, with some zing, and a strange aroma you can't quite place....

LOL! You have a strange aroma?

LOL! You have a strange aroma?
Hehe, people tell me I don't but I think they may be being polite.. perhaps its paranoia? or OCD? "they're all the rage y'know!"

I am that little orange fruit on the top of a cactus.:p

Lemon. Brightly colored and oddly shaped with a deeply bitter/sour inside.

Honest tarts are the best! Especially with a little whipped cream. :D

Indeed!

Maybe I'll take a second look next time I'm at the bookstore. You're an author? Should I look for a novel by you while I'm there?
Still haven't finished. Between school and other crap, I don't have time.

Pomegranate: There's more to me than my outside would suggest, and I'm not completely soft. Also, if you turned me into a juice, I'd be outrageously expensive.:p

I'm an apple I'm round, I'm good for you, and teachers dig me in more ways then one hehe.