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i'm bored. lets talk about weed. who smokes it? is it as sweet as it used to be? what's up in the world of weed? got any funny "oh man, this one time we were so baked" stories you care to share?

i'm semi-planning a trip to amsterdam for later this summer... amserdam rocks, right? :)

haven't had any in a number of years, there are times I really miss it, but can't seem to reconcile toking with the rest of my life, so no more pot :(

I used to smoke way too much though.

Wake up- toke
eat breakfast, take a shower- toke
lunch break- toke
before going to work- toke
before coming home from work- toke
before going to bed- toke
2am- toke again
wake up- toke

I seriously spent like $100 a week on pot. :p

I don't remember NOT being high on something or another from 97-mid 2000

I don't smoke pot, but I do like Amsterdam. Beautiful scenary, kind people, historic buildings. I want to go back now!

I vaguely remember trying to steal a large merry xmas sign from my mates party by smuggling it under my shirt but other than that weed generally seems quiete boring so I tend to stick to drink.

If you're going to Amsterdam, can I recommend a coffee shop followed by the pancakes with fresh mango slices, mango sorbet and mango jus for dessert?

I haven't smoked any in several months. Mostly it just makes me paranoid, but every now and then I do take a hit when one of my pot smoking friends offers.

duuuuuuuuude.

Huw, ya got a TG.

Yes, Amsterdam rocks. No, I don't do drugs. Although that doesn't stop me from getting rather stoned from lack of sleep, NS, headache medicine, and so on.

Well I smoke it, but I couldn't really tell you bout how its changed since back in them good ole days.

And I used to have many amusing stories, but now i can't remember them. I should start smoking less so I remember what I do.

Although, there was this one time, when me and like...nine other people were just off main sreet, crowded into a tiny little alcove trying to smoke a bowl. The sheer number of people made it faintly ridiculous.

And times when we were so baked, people have tried to hit this steamroller, and were so baked they fucked up and coughed while trying to take humungous hits, and then we have to pick up burning bud off the ground with our fingers. :(

I haven't smoked any in several months. Mostly it just makes me paranoid, but every now and then I do take a hit when one of my pot smoking friends offers.

That's one of the reasons I quit smoking. It started doing that to me the last couple of years I smoked. You're the only other person I've heard say that.... I thought I was just weird. Even though it is a hallucinogenic .. it doesn't effect most people that way.

haven't had any in a number of years, there are times I really miss it, but can't seem to reconcile toking with the rest of my life, so no more pot :(

I used to smoke way too much though.

Wake up- toke
eat breakfast, take a shower- toke
lunch break- toke
before going to work- toke
before coming home from work- toke
before going to bed- toke
2am- toke again
wake up- toke

I seriously spent like $100 a week on pot. :p

I don't remember NOT being high on something or another from 97-mid 2000
hah i totally recognise that pattern there... you know you're not quite right when you purposefully leave half a joint from the night before so you can have a J in bed first thing in the morning :p

and i spent my student loan almost entirely between pot and food (in the ratio 2:1 i think :S ) for 2 years...


anyway, similarly my life no longer revolves around getting stoned and living with stoners, but it is something i do miss occasionally. Glitziness was round yesterday and we sunbathed in the garden for a bit, listening to reggae and just being really relaxed... and it was fantastic, but that's the kind of time when i think 'i'd love a spliff right now' just to relax a bit more and really... take more full advantage and appreciation of the situation and the feeling :)

amsterdam this summer will be good :D

I don't smoke pot, but I do like Amsterdam. Beautiful scenary, kind people, historic buildings. I want to go back now!

hell yeah, its a beautiful city. i love the architecture, and the relaxed and friendly feel of the place, not to mention the transport (there's so few cars, and you can get around on the canals... and its just so clean and pretty! :D)

That's one of the reasons I quit smoking. It started doing that to me the last couple of years I smoked. You're the only other person I've heard say that.... I thought I was just weird. Even though it is a hallucinogenic .. it doesn't effect most people that way.
The last time I tried shrooms was also an unpleasant experience. Kind of the same deal. I get paranoid that I'm somehow misinterpreting everything or over analyzing my words, thoughts, and behavior.

i was smoking a fat spliff, completely baked, sitting on my bed.. and somehow i managed to flick the cherry with my fingers.. it exploded covering my bed in molten bud and ash, creating hundreds of little piles of ash, i tried to rub it off.. just making large black smears on my white sheet.. my mother never did say anything when she washed it..

i normally drop the spliff when i get too baked too.. leading to some not-so-fun burns

The last time I tried shrooms was also an unpleasant experience. Kind of the same deal. I get paranoid that I'm somehow misinterpreting everything or over analyzing my words, thoughts, and behavior.
i used to get that with weed towards the end. used to just not say anything all night, even though i was with friends, cos i was so worried i'd say something stupid and they'd laugh at me and stuff... and when i did say something i'd overanalyse it and be all weird.
also eventually didn't even get high any more, just sorta... sedated.

it was mostly/pretty much all down to clinical depression though, so now i'm over it i'm hoping things will be fun (and i did actually enjoy my last smoking-aus-amsterdam holiday, for the most part, so being somewhere else and basically on holiday helps :))

i'm bored. lets talk about weed. who smokes it? is it as sweet as it used to be? what's up in the world of weed?:)


There are like no more regs.

Most everything is seedless, plump and delicious.


At least that's how it's like here in the states.

As our laws don't differentiate between cannabis and crack cocaine, I haven't indulged since leaving Blighty. Ten years in a Brazilian prision for a single joint just isn't worth it.

The last time I tried shrooms was also an unpleasant experience. Kind of the same deal. I get paranoid that I'm somehow misinterpreting everything or over analyzing my words, thoughts, and behavior.


The third to last time I did shrooms I did a whole bunch of K and I felt like I was floating.

Then I went home and watched coach.

I got really confused and couldn't tell if the episode was about Coach helping someone with down syndrome or if I was crazy.

It ended up turning bad.

The last time I tried shrooms was also an unpleasant experience. Kind of the same deal. I get paranoid that I'm somehow misinterpreting everything or over analyzing my words, thoughts, and behavior.

Same here! Glad to know I'm not alone lol. Last time I ate shrooms wasn't any good either.. it was just like pot times 20. Sucked. Wasn't long after that I stopped getting high. But years before that I had a great trip on window pane acid .. took shrooms a few times and had the cool funny feeling. Things change I guess. I do wish pot didn't effect me the way it does tho. Oh well.

anyway, similarly my life no longer revolves around getting stoned and living with stoners, but it is something i do miss occasionally. Glitziness was round yesterday and we sunbathed in the garden for a bit, listening to reggae and just being really relaxed... and it was fantastic, but that's the kind of time when i think 'i'd love a spliff right now' just to relax a bit more and really... take more full advantage and appreciation of the situation and the feeling :)

exactly, the other day, I was home alone, going to take a nap and though "gee, how much better would I sleep......?"

haha

Huw, ya got a TG.
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i was smoking a fat spliff, completely baked, sitting on my bed.. and somehow i managed to flick the cherry with my fingers.. it exploded covering my bed in molten bud and ash, creating hundreds of little piles of ash, i tried to rub it off.. just making large black smears on my white sheet.. my mother never did say anything when she washed it..

i normally drop the spliff when i get too baked too.. leading to some not-so-fun burns
hehe reminds me of a good story from my first year at uni.

we were in my friend's tiny room in halls and my flatmate was filling up a zippo lighter with fluid, while rather stoned of course. he gets distracted and pours a load on his hand by accident, and none of us - least not him- realise this has happened till he finishes, closes it all up and tries to test light it... the ensuing small fireball shoots over his hand and engulfs the lighter, causing him to drop it, where the flame happens to land in a small puddle of lighter-fluid on the carpet... attempting to stamp it out ends up sending small firebombs of fluid spraying away from the lighter, and catching more bits of the room (including duvet) on fire... :headbang:

suffice it to say, we got it out eventually, but damn it was no fun :eek:




plenty of other stories here... mostly little ones like in-jokes you can remember with people who were there (like stepping on cakes, shelly the shisha hooka who gave you a whitey if you dissed her too much :p, other assorted shit i can't quite remember :P)

Hmm..

No cool funny stories here, but this one time I had the munchies, and I didn't know what I wanted.. I started eating ring bologna and putting peanut butter on it.. I'm so glad I don't remember the taste :p

I'm a dull lil toker..

The third to last time I did shrooms I did a whole bunch of K and I felt like I was floating.

Then I went home and watched coach.

I got really confused and couldn't tell if the episode was about Coach helping someone with down syndrome or if I was crazy.

It ended up turning bad.

You weren't high. Coach is that bad of a television show.

i love pot

I'm the original reefer monk

Hope you enjoy Amsterdam. Baba (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/biyay/Honeymoon/h31.jpg) is my favorite CoffeeShop around (it's near the Grasshopper by the sex shop - my wife and I got some spacecake brownies and smoked a bunch of White WIdow when we first got there then a hot guy from Spain sat next to us and we wanted to take him home but didnt tell him :p ). Yes it is a wonderful magical place. When we went there on our honeymoon I decided I would risk bringing a few joints (it was either that or leave it behind) to paris for the rest of our trip.

We stopped in Brussels and had lunch and walked around before continuing on to Paris. I thought having a joint after lunch would be nice so we started walkign around and right away ran into a group of guys all sharing a joint. so we walked to an alley near there and lit one up... soon another couple stopped near us and lit one up as well.

Then in Paris we smoked the rest of them before sleep, and our tours and the Moulin Rouge and stuff like that.

i love pot

I'm the original reefer monk

Hope you enjoy Amsterdam. Baba (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/biyay/Honeymoon/h31.jpg) is my favorite CoffeeShop around (it's near the Grasshopper by the sex shop - my wife and I got some spacecake brownies and smoked a bunch of White WIdow when we first got there then a hot guy from Spain sat next to us and we wanted to take him home but didnt tell him :p ). Yes it is a wonderful magical place. When we went there on our honeymoon I decided I would risk bringing a few joints (it was either that or leave it behind) to paris for the rest of our trip.

We stopped in Brussels and had lunch and walked around before continuing on to Paris. I thought having a joint after lunch would be nice so we started walkign around and right away ran into a group of guys all sharing a joint. so we walked to an alley near there and lit one up... soon another couple stopped near us and lit one up as well.

Then in Paris we smoked the rest of them before sleep, and our tours and the Moulin Rouge and stuff like that.
ooh i have a feeling we went there... we certainly spent a lot of time around the Grasshopper (spent pretty much a whole day walking round the red light district and trying pretty much every coffeeshop we found :P)

though is weed still illegal in Belgium? i understand a lot of countries within the EU have decriminalised like the netherlands, but iirc belgium isn't one of them.
there's a reason Douglas Adams made it into a swear word, you know ;) :p
(oh and we posted ours back home squashed into a DVD case, btw... and it worked! :D)

i fell asleep on my feet and walked into a large german shepard which tore a chunk out of my hand

Hm, last week I did a wake and bake and forgot I had a calculas 3 midterm that morning (I'm taking classes at my university this summer). Anyway, I was stoned out of my mind when I went in to take my test. Anyway, I came back into class a few days later (I hardly ever do anything in that class.... by the first week of classes I'd missed like 3 days), and I was about 15 minutes late... anyway, I see everyone has their midterms and I groaned because I knew I had to have failed. So my professor hands back the papers, and she's like in this wierd 'how the hell did this happen' voice "and our friend Mr. Whittaker set the curve on the calculas midterm" and I whipped around and was like "Whatttt?" she's like "Don't ask me..." I was like "Hell yeah!" So, highest grade in the class, out of about 40 people (many of whom are, mathematics, physics, engineering, and computer science majors) while stoned as fuck. Hmmmm...

Maybe I should try that more often.

i'm bored. lets talk about weed. who smokes it? is it as sweet as it used to be? what's up in the world of weed? got any funny "oh man, this one time we were so baked" stories you care to share?

i'm semi-planning a trip to amsterdam for later this summer... amserdam rocks, right? :)

I used to smoke it, but i haven't smoked it for more than 1.5 years now :)

Also, Amsterdam is overrated :p But when are you planning to visit it this summer? I'm there as well for a day soon :(

I used to smoke it, but i haven't smoked it for more than 1.5 years now :)

Also, Amsterdam is overrated :p But when are you planning to visit it this summer? I'm there as well for a day soon :(
haven't smoked it for about a year here too :)
am thinking i'm strong/mentally-good enough to toke again now, but only going to do it for fun/recreationally and occasionally now, and probably not at home either. occasionally as in... every few months. a trip to amsterdam would be perfect :) probably going early september...


and i'm not sure its overrated. as a city its just lovely, and for quality stonage the nederhash is great, cheap, and the coffeeshops are a zillion times better and more plentiful than anything we have in the UK. it depends what you're expecting from the place, but i had a great time with my flatmate there last summer :)

I'm a big fan [/understatement]

I'm a big fan [/understatement]
you live in a good place for it... bastard. :P

you live in a good place for it... bastard. :P
It is nice. I wasn't going to respond but I noticed it was 4:20...

I haven't smoked it... yet.

It is nice. I wasn't going to respond but I noticed it was 4:20...
well its 12.20am here, so.... bleh *is tired*

You weren't high. Coach is that bad of a television show.


Yeah, but at least Dober went on to become Patrick from Sponge Bob.

Still enjoy a spliff every now and then - even though I have a high addiction factor (give me pot for 100 bucks and I'll smoke every day, give me one joint in 6 months and I won't miss it the rest of the time...it's really strange). I still think it's fun and now, while not smoking regularly (I reckon the last spliff was about 4 months ago), it's actually really cool because you get wasted on three tokes. ;)

I'd have a million and one story...but even I only find them funny when I'm stoned. ;) So, if you want to hear them...come over and roll one!

As for what's going on. Friend of mine was growing indoors industrially for a while (he's busted...so feds, no need for action here!). The change in pot from when I started smoking (about 16 years ago) to now is just absolutely crazy. The THC content is up to 5 times more than back then (around 4% then and around 20% now). Nobody really knows the effects of that change. Another thing is the massive use of fertilizer. I mean, these plants don't grow in earth anymore, they are basically water plants. His first harvests, when he still was inexperienced with the use of firtilizer, produced some really mean stuff that would almost instantantly make you paranoid. I never had that effect with pot - but definitely with that stuff. Only when he played around with mixes and compositions and tended more to biological fertilizers did this side-effect ebb away. So, yeah, there's definitely things going on around pot. ;)

Unfortunately, I have asthma, so every time I've tried it, I get an awful attack and then I'm paranoid the rest of the time. I have yet to try weed brownies. Will somebody make some for me?

Remember kids, say NO to drugs! :eek:

Remember kids, say NO to drugs! :eek:

...oh...oh, YEAH. Yeah.

I don't smoke, sometimes think I should, but my Daddy was an infamous pot smoker back in the day. He says that if it were ever legalised, he would be stoned all the time. He, of course, has some choice pot stories.

This is probably the most famous story exchanged in my family.

One day, Daddy, Brad, Richard and Deb decided to have a pot party. Now this wasn't any normal pot party, no--this was a pot party in the 1970s with a couple nomadic hippies. Richard had acquired some fantabulous pot from Mexico and they smoked it whilst their pot cookies were baking. Whose genius idea it was to smoke pot and then eat pot cookies, we'll never know, but we'll just say it was a general concensus. So baked beyond belief, and after they'd dropped some acid, they decided it would be awesome to go to Disneyland. They all piled in the RV and drove to Anaheim where they immediately got on the gondolas, but by that time, the three pot cookies Daddy'd consumed had hit his system and he started freaking out.

Now, Richard was a consummate professional when it came to bad drug freak outs, so they all went to Bear Country Jamboree where they were gonna have Daddy eat a hamburger and sit down for awhile. When they presented him the hamburger, however, Daddy was not amused.

'You fucking threw up on the hamburger!' he said, glaring at the ketchup-covered bun. 'You're trying to get me to eat your throw-up!'

'No, Tom, man... it's ketchup.'

But Daddy wasn't listening to reason, for it was at that exact moment that he realised that if he let go of the arms of the chair, he was going to fall to the ceiling. Yes, fall to the ceiling. After about ten minutes, they were able to convince him that he would not, in fact, fall to the ceiling, and Richard decided it would be best if they all just headed back to Newport Beach. So Daddy stood, held by his brother and sister-in-law, and then Brad stood... and immediately walked into a post.

Turns out he had temporary blindness, and at that moment in time, all he could see was a field of orange in front of him.

Moral of the story? Don't do drugs and go to Disneyland. Or at least don't smoke ganga when you're waiting for your pot cookies to bake.

Mama is not nearly as humourous:


My mother has tried pot only once in her life, and it was before she met Daddy. One night, she went out with friends and they decided to smoke a bowl. She took a hit, and that's the only time she ever did it.

When asked by my father why she never did pot again, she had a very simple reply: 'I'm allergic to it.'

Allergic to pot? She explained more and Daddy increasingly realised that she wasn't allergic--she was just getting stoned. And that's why Mama isn't nearly as humourous as Daddy.

The kingpin, however, is Richard. Uncle Richard is Daddy's older brother. When he was in middle school, he went to boarding school in Arizona and was introduced to pot and peyote by his English professor, woooo. He came back and was the dominant crazy-ass in the family. He's married to Aunt Deb, who I've never actually met, and for years they drove around in an RV chasing hallucinations, I shit you not.


Whenever pets come up, Daddy always discusses his beagle Scupper. Scupper was a chillaxed dog who spent a lot of his time on top of his doghouse like Snoopy and was basically Daddy's best friend during his childhood.

One day, Richard was baking some pot brownies and left them out on the counter to cool. In Grandma's house, however, the centre island is about a foot lower than all of the other counters, so putting it on there put it within the reach of Scupper. Well, good ol' Scupps got up there, pulled down the pan of brownies, and ate the entire thing. Daddy came in, saw his dog lying on the floor and started crying. They rushed him to the vet, but they weren't in the examination room long before the vet announced to them that Scupper was just really, really stoned.

They took him back home and Scupper slept it off for a couple of days, at which point he went back to being normal Scupper. From that point on, when Uncle Richard made pot brownies, he always cooled them on the higher counter.

I got a million of 'em. (http://personal.strawberii.net/family.html)

I'm smoking some right now.

*puffs*

I'm smoking some right now.

*puffs*
Aye, I'll join ya.

*runs downstairs to get stoned*

Enjoyed some with some friends today, then went and watched the fireworks.

Good stuff! :)

tried it years ago... didn't agree with me.. or maybe that was the copious amounts of alcohol I'd had before I had the J......*shrug*

I never tried the stuff but I'm not against it. I've just never really known anyone who smoked up. I have heard stories of profs getting stoned with students, but I've never found any profs that admitted to still doing drugs (although many of them have admitted to doing them in the past).

Finally!

A topic on wich I have YEARS of expertise!

Smoke, you say?

More than a little, I say.

As the song goes:

"Straight people dont know, what your about. They put you down, and shut you out.
You gave to me, a new belief.
And soon the world, will love you Sweet Leaf."

Heres some valuable lessons Ive learned about freguent marijuana use:

1. Dont just sit around, and smoke pot.
Do something constructive while you smoke.
Smoke pot and watch, tv, man.

2. Dont smoke pot when your baked stupid.
You dont get any higher, you just get lower on pot.

3. Pot is indeed a gateway drug.
However, it leads to Taco Bell.

4. A friend with weed, is a friend indeed.

5. an alchoholic couple will disintegrate, but two potheads can stay together forever.

6. All work, and no weed make Homer go crazy.

8. What was I talking about?....

9. Oh wow..I totally forgot 7.

7. Pot leads to carpentry as well...many potheads spend years creating the perfect bong.
The "Bob Villas" of weed, if you will.

10. The best thing to get high on, id a mountaintop.
No, really, the air is thin up there, and it really puts the stonings to ye.

11. This sounds much funnier when high.


There.

Just a few pearls of wisdom, from a seasoned veteran.

Still enjoy a spliff every now and then - even though I have a high addiction factor (give me pot for 100 bucks and I'll smoke every day, give me one joint in 6 months and I won't miss it the rest of the time...it's really strange). I still think it's fun and now, while not smoking regularly (I reckon the last spliff was about 4 months ago), it's actually really cool because you get wasted on three tokes. ;)

I'd have a million and one story...but even I only find them funny when I'm stoned. ;) So, if you want to hear them...come over and roll one!

As for what's going on. Friend of mine was growing indoors industrially for a while (he's busted...so feds, no need for action here!). The change in pot from when I started smoking (about 16 years ago) to now is just absolutely crazy. The THC content is up to 5 times more than back then (around 4% then and around 20% now). Nobody really knows the effects of that change. Another thing is the massive use of fertilizer. I mean, these plants don't grow in earth anymore, they are basically water plants. His first harvests, when he still was inexperienced with the use of firtilizer, produced some really mean stuff that would almost instantantly make you paranoid. I never had that effect with pot - but definitely with that stuff. Only when he played around with mixes and compositions and tended more to biological fertilizers did this side-effect ebb away. So, yeah, there's definitely things going on around pot. ;)

Ahhh.. so maybe that's what it was that caused me to start getting paranoid, when I didn't for years prior. Shit was just too good .. or bad.

-snip-


I got a million of 'em. (http://personal.strawberii.net/family.html)

That's cool.. seems like a close and fun family. =)

Still enjoy a spliff every now and then - even though I have a high addiction factor (give me pot for 100 bucks and I'll smoke every day, give me one joint in 6 months and I won't miss it the rest of the time...it's really strange). I still think it's fun and now, while not smoking regularly (I reckon the last spliff was about 4 months ago), it's actually really cool because you get wasted on three tokes. ;)

I'd have a million and one story...but even I only find them funny when I'm stoned. ;) So, if you want to hear them...come over and roll one!

As for what's going on. Friend of mine was growing indoors industrially for a while (he's busted...so feds, no need for action here!). The change in pot from when I started smoking (about 16 years ago) to now is just absolutely crazy. The THC content is up to 5 times more than back then (around 4% then and around 20% now). Nobody really knows the effects of that change. Another thing is the massive use of fertilizer. I mean, these plants don't grow in earth anymore, they are basically water plants. His first harvests, when he still was inexperienced with the use of firtilizer, produced some really mean stuff that would almost instantantly make you paranoid. I never had that effect with pot - but definitely with that stuff. Only when he played around with mixes and compositions and tended more to biological fertilizers did this side-effect ebb away. So, yeah, there's definitely things going on around pot. ;)
amsterdam nederhash is still great and non-paranoid-y :)

and it's up to 20% THC. i think its the additional chemicals/fertilisers etc.

for example my mate's gf and family grew a shitload under hydroponics in a barn one year... massive crop... they were practically giving away bagsfull of bud :p
first crop was great
but the second harvest they must have got greedy and tried using extra fertiliser or something, cos we got it home and i didn't even get high... just a bad headache and started to get a little paranoid. not bad, but that was back when i used to enjoy getting stoned (before everything went really bad)

so i guess the moral is to get good buds :)

Finally!

A topic on wich I have YEARS of expertise!

Smoke, you say?

More than a little, I say.

As the song goes:

"Straight people dont know, what your about. They put you down, and shut you out.
You gave to me, a new belief.
And soon the world, will love you Sweet Leaf."

Heres some valuable lessons Ive learned about freguent marijuana use:

1. Dont just sit around, and smoke pot.
Do something constructive while you smoke.
Smoke pot and watch, tv, man.

2. Dont smoke pot when your baked stupid.
You dont get any higher, you just get lower on pot.

3. Pot is indeed a gateway drug.
However, it leads to Taco Bell.

4. A friend with weed, is a friend indeed.

5. an alchoholic couple will disintegrate, but two potheads can stay together forever.

6. All work, and no weed make Homer go crazy.

8. What was I talking about?....

9. Oh wow..I totally forgot 7.

7. Pot leads to carpentry as well...many potheads spend years creating the perfect bong.
The "Bob Villas" of weed, if you will.

10. The best thing to get high on, id a mountaintop.
No, really, the air is thin up there, and it really puts the stonings to ye.

11. This sounds much funnier when high.


There.

Just a few pearls of wisdom, from a seasoned veteran.
lmao! classic! :p

i'm bored. lets talk about weed. who smokes it? is it as sweet as it used to be? what's up in the world of weed? got any funny "oh man, this one time we were so baked" stories you care to share?

i'm semi-planning a trip to amsterdam for later this summer... amserdam rocks, right? :)

I once came home stoned and sat on my sister's art coursework. She was unimpressed. I've got a trip to V this summer (without a gazebo, thanks), so that's my summer sorted...

I don't smoke as much as I used to, mainly because my girlfriend refuses to have anything to do with me when I'm stoned. And she says I look "like a twat" when smoking. Meh.

Went to Download (metal festival) a few weeks ago, and spent rather a bit of that time stoned. One of the best memories is of being stoned while standing in a crush of people just 15 metres from the stage when Tool are playing...doesn't get much better.

Oh, wait, yes it did. Up the front at Secret Machines, and out of weed. A friend comes along, passes a spliff, and I'm standing there listening to First Wave Intact completely out of my head. Sheer. Fucking. Bliss.

weed is great!
This one time, when I was really caned(in amsterdam) I fell in a fridge(a horizontal one with ice cream in it)trying to get strawberry ice cream!

I smoke a fair bit of it, yeah, when I get the chance. I'm not really a regular user, but some of the best times have been when I've been stoned.



Probably the most amusing was when I tried to go and see my girlfriend, who worked at the time in a posh hotel, whilst wearing a stack of 3 traffic cones on my head.

It was completely hilarious, and she was pissing herself as well (she was a receptionist), especially to the response of the doorman, which was something along the lines of "excuse me sir, but don't seem to have a shirt on. Please don't make me call security".

weed cures flu. I was really ill for a week with flu, my temperature was in the 40s at 1 point, i didn't have the energy to get out of bed for too long, but i couldn't sleep cause i was sneezing and coughing too much, then i had a smoke which always makes me sleep, i slept for 2 days straight, woke up and i was fine.

I smoke a bit, but not as much as I used to. Most of my friends, with whom I used to toke, now have kids, mortgages, etc. Their priorities have changed. I only buy weed now when I know that I'm going to be catching up with a few specific friends.

I shared a house with my little brother for 2-3 years & we used to smoke heaps. We'd get up, have breakfast bongs, play Gran Turismo on the PS/2 for hours, and only stop for more billies.

I don't remember NOT being high on something or another from 97-mid 2000Heh, I used to live with a coke pusher. Surprisingly bad idea really. I've stuck to beer & Vodka ever since.

weed cures flu. I was really ill for a week with flu, my temperature was in the 40s at 1 point, i didn't have the energy to get out of bed for too long, but i couldn't sleep cause i was sneezing and coughing too much, then i had a smoke which always makes me sleep, i slept for 2 days straight, woke up and i was fine.
a good toke cures almost anything :D

the number of little colds i had at uni was, well, often... but smoke through them and you barely notice you're ill :p

also cures hangovers and pains from sleeping rough (ie at festivals or whatever) :)

a good toke cures almost anything :D

the number of little colds i had at uni was, well, often... but smoke through them and you barely notice you're ill :p

also cures hangovers and pains from sleeping rough (ie at festivals or whatever) :)
not hangovers, i can't even be around someone smoking normal fags when i'm hungover, it makes me feel sick

also cures hangovers and pains from sleeping rough (ie at festivals or whatever) :)
That is so true...