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and decide to take a shortcut through an alleyway. It's darker then you thought it would be - dark, dirty, and to be honest, a little bit frightening.

You hear someone speaking harshly up ahead - you turn the corner, and what you see suprises you.

On one side of the alleyway, there stands a group of Chavs, decked out in tracksuits, camera phones ready to record.

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On the other side of the alleyway, there stand a group of Gangstas quietly polishing thier bling, and mumbling about the popos.

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Suddenly, they see you.

"Eh, mate," asks one of the Chavs.

"Yo," interupts one of the gangstas.

"Which one of us is more annoying?"

Puh-leeez.

Nothing surprises me anymore and anytime I wander into an alley I'm usually the scariest thing there.

I would have to politely note that neither of them match up with the gangster wannabes of Japan who seem to have bought Getto-in-a-can in Jusco but have even less clue than normal.

I would say "Democratic Colonies"

The Chavs. The reason being that if I'm in britain I'll be in a lot deeper shit if I kill any of the above.

I would say "Democratic Colonies"

Yeah, I can get pretty annoying too.

To be fair though, I have a good excuse!

Wait... no I don't.

Okay, Jenrak is right, this is the stupidest thread ever.

You know why I thought this was a good idea, Jenrak? You know why?!?!?

Well, I can't tell you. I'm pretty sure going around bragging about it is against the Terms of Service. :(

I'd say that neither of them holds a candle to either MS-13 or the biggest gang of thugs the world has ever known, The Pentagon Boyz led by Donald "D-Day" Rumsfeld". Those muthafuckas can bust a cap in yo' ass that will turn corners and chase you down...though, just for kicks, that same cap will take out several innocent bystanders, and that's what makes them so badass.

BTW, Britain, what kind of faggoty name is "Chavs"? Sounds like something you'd spread on crackers or a baked potato.

Mods, please don't ban me for posting wasted! I promise I'll never do it again! It seemed like a good idea at the time, and I kind of followed through on it without thinking about it too much!

Lock the thread, but please, don't ban me?

I think I've learned a valuable lesson of some sort.

Stupid Me