NationStates Jolt Archive

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What interests me is that some places are being kept open to, "cause as few inconvieniences as possible". I don't know whats worse, having a government that can't stop bickering and balance the books or a populace that won't notice until they can't gamble.

That's not good.

Honk honk! Beep beep! Government gridlock!

ahh. who cares about Jersey?

ahh. who cares about Jersey?

Hey! I'm from Jersey. :upyours:

And you're right, even I don't care. :D

NEW JERSEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!111 :eek:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29072

I swear, the Onion has an article about everything.

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What interests me is that some places are being kept open to, "cause as few inconvieniences as possible". I don't know whats worse, having a government that can't stop bickering and balance the books or a populace that won't notice until they can't gamble.


I hope that it stays shut down for a month and then they will find out that we don't need most of what they do. We have way to many government workers in this state.

Well, after most of the day, I can say that everything is the same here. We still have the turnpike, we're still the best way to get to New York if you're coming from the south, we're still haunted, and we're still sorry for Bon Jovi, Whitney Houston, Queen Latifa, The Sugarhill Gang, 4/5ths of My Chemical Romance, Garden State, Jersey Girls, Tom Cruise's highschool years, School of Rock, and that funny smell that our oil refineries produce. We just can't gamble now, is all. But rest assured, there are still plenty of reasons to visit New Jersey. There's um... well... we've got a haunted tree (http://weirdnj.com/stories/_night06.asp)!

Well, after most of the day, I can say that everything is the same here. We still have the turnpike, we're still the best way to get to New York if you're coming from the south, we're still haunted, and we're still sorry for Bon Jovi, Whitney Houston, Queen Latifa, The Sugarhill Gang, 4/5ths of My Chemical Romance, Garden State, Jersey Girls, Tom Cruise's highschool years, School of Rock, and that funny smell that our oil refineries produce. We just can't gamble now, is all. But rest assured, there are still plenty of reasons to visit New Jersey. There's um... well... we've got a haunted tree (http://weirdnj.com/stories/_night06.asp)!

Don't forget being sorry for putting up such a lousy defense of Earth at Grover's Mill.

Don't forget being sorry for putting up such a lousy defense of Earth at Grover's Mill.

Oh, one time we let the world get invaded by aliens. ONE TIME! :upyours:

Oh, one time we let the world get invaded by aliens. ONE TIME! :upyours:

Hey, I remember being lost in Grover's Mill at night in a rainstorm, and those stupid signs with little arrows that indicated the way back to the Turnpike.

Oddly, when I followed the signs, I kept going in circles inside Grover's Mill.

It's likely that the strange method of signage in New Jersey is responsible for that little incident with aliense. They were trying to get home, but couldn't find their way back because of the damned signs.

Hey, I remember being lost in Grover's Mill at night in a rainstorm, and those stupid signs with little arrows that indicated the way back to the Turnpike.

Oddly, when I followed the signs, I kept going in circles inside Grover's Mill.

It's likely that the strange method of signage in New Jersey is responsible for that little incident with aliense. They were trying to get home, but couldn't find their way back because of the damned signs.

No, the signs were Plan B. We were hoping they would get confused and give up. Or show those New Yorkers what's for. :D

No, the signs were Plan B. We were hoping they would get confused and give up. Or show those New Yorkers what's for. :D

I thought that Harold and Kumar would have been more realistic if they had been thoroughly bamboozled by the signage and those crazy "no left turn" thingies.

"but the damn GPS says turn left here, how in the hell do we turn left?"

ahh. who cares about Jersey?
No respect...we get no respect at all.

Guess I'm not going to AC this summer :(

Noone seems to pay attention to the most important thing about that article

That they ORDERED certain people to continue work WITHOUT PAY!

The United States is a Corperate Police State, and getting worse every day.

I will begin my protests tomorrow.

Noone seems to pay attention to the most important thing about that article

That they ORDERED certain people to continue work WITHOUT PAY!

The United States is a Corperate Police State, and getting worse every day.

I will begin my protests tomorrow.

Listen. This is New Jersey. We're not the United States. We're barely part of the United States. To most people we're "that highway that leads to New York." If you read it, it says prolonged closing could lead to people working without pay. It's in the first fucking paragraph.

By the way, it's two words, not one. "No one."

I can't stand Jersey. Only thing beneficial from that state is a pretty russian girl I know from school.

ahh. who cares about Jersey?
Everyone. We're the center of the universe. Every event can in some way or another be traced to New Jersey. On the other hand, nobody cares about the New Jersey budget.

Well, after most of the day, I can say that everything is the same here. We still have the turnpike, we're still the best way to get to New York if you're coming from the south, we're still haunted, and we're still sorry for Bon Jovi, Whitney Houston, Queen Latifa, The Sugarhill Gang, 4/5ths of My Chemical Romance, Garden State, Jersey Girls, Tom Cruise's highschool years, School of Rock, and that funny smell that our oil refineries produce. We just can't gamble now, is all. But rest assured, there are still plenty of reasons to visit New Jersey. There's um... well... we've got a haunted tree (http://weirdnj.com/stories/_night06.asp)!
The devil tree is almost dead according to the most recent issue of Weird New Jersey. Soon it will be just a memory.

This is what happens when Republicans fuck everything up so bad that the newly elected Democrat realizes he cant fix it. I live in Jersey, I would know.

This is what happens when Republicans fuck everything up so bad that the newly elected Democrat realizes he cant fix it. I live in Jersey, I would know.

I didn't know you had any Republicans in office in New Jersey - it can't be too Republican if you can't have an assault rifle.

South Jersey requests to become its own independent state and demands that people from Pennsylvania, Maryland, and New York...GTFO!

Seriously we're better than your state :p

I didn't know you had any Republicans in office in New Jersey - it can't be too Republican if you can't have an assault rifle.

Give
me
a
fucking
break.

I didn't know you had any Republicans in office in New Jersey - it can't be too Republican if you can't have an assault rifle.

Because the point of having one is?

My grandpa, uncle, and dad own at least one, it's not like we have door to door searches.

I heard they were going to close parks and public beaches. Doesn't it cost more to close and patrol those areas than it would to just keep them open?

New Jersey, where the weak are killed and eaten.

This is what happens when Republicans fuck everything up so bad that the newly elected Democrat realizes he cant fix it. I live in Jersey, I would know.


ROTFLMFAO

The Republicans barely have a party let alone power in NJ.

Give
me
a
fucking
break.

Ever wonder why I don't visit New Jersey? Because carrying a firearm is illegal there (the vast majority of US states allow me to carry).

South Jersey requests to become its own independent state and demands that people from Pennsylvania, Maryland, and New York...GTFO!

Seriously we're better than your state :p

:eek: plz don't that means i can't go 2 wildwood *gasp*


it all the floodings fault you should have seen the Schuylkill it flooded all of east falls and manayunk:(

Ever wonder why I don't visit New Jersey? Because carrying a firearm is illegal there (the vast majority of US states allow me to carry).

Go to Camden, I am sure they wont mind. Its the only place you'll need one anyway.

And for all the people that hink Jersey is so bad, heres a tidbit of info. NJ has the highest population density out of all the states. It cant be THAT bad if so many people live here.

Go to Camden, I am sure they wont mind. Its the only place you'll need one anyway.

And for all the people that hink Jersey is so bad, heres a tidbit of info. NJ has the highest population density out of all the states. It cant be THAT bad if so many people live here.

Newark seems to be more violent than Camden, although I could be wrong.

Go to Camden, I am sure they wont mind. Its the only place you'll need one anyway.

And for all the people that hink Jersey is so bad, heres a tidbit of info. NJ has the highest population density out of all the states. It cant be THAT bad if so many people live here.


It could that bad BECAUSE so many people live there .