The All-One Religion
Thee Knights Templar
02-07-2006, 07:50
The Sinagogue of Satan (http://www.sosatan.org)
Ginnoria
02-07-2006, 07:51
Favour and disgrace are alike a cause of fear. Honours bring great calamity upon the body.
Similization
02-07-2006, 08:05
Damn.. And here I thought atheists weren't religious.
The Parkus Empire
02-07-2006, 08:06
GAH! Liberal Psycopathic Freaks! What I call order, they call oppression. What I call chaos, they call fredom. What I call God, they call a dictator. What I call evil, they call father. What I call laws, they call chains.
Keep 'em away!
Similization
02-07-2006, 08:10
GAH! Liberal Psycopathic Freaks! What I call order, they call oppression. What I call chaos, they call fredom. What I call God, they call a dictator. What I call evil, they call father. What I call laws, they call chains.
Keep 'em away!Heh, that's an almost sig-worthy rant. And it's what I call high praise.
The Parkus Empire
02-07-2006, 08:12
Heh, that's an almost sig-worthy rant. And it's what I call high praise.
Excuse me but...what is a "sig"?
Ginnoria
02-07-2006, 08:13
GAH! Liberal Psycopathic Freaks! What I call order, they call oppression. What I call chaos, they call fredom. What I call God, they call a dictator. What I call evil, they call father. What I call laws, they call chains.
Keep 'em away!
A man who raises himself on tiptoe cannot remain firm. A man with crooked legs cannot walk far.
Similization
02-07-2006, 08:16
Excuse me but...what is a "sig"?A Signature. You can enable them in your profile, if you're curious.
Rotovia-
02-07-2006, 08:53
What the hell... I am still traumatised by the music...
Lord-General Drache
02-07-2006, 09:06
GAH! Liberal Psycopathic Freaks! What I call order, they call oppression. What I call chaos, they call fredom. What I call God, they call a dictator. What I call evil, they call father. What I call laws, they call chains.
Keep 'em away!
It is possible to have different points of views, y'know. If people aren't being harmed mentally, emotionally, or physically (or financially, even), what right is it for you to attempt to stop them?
It is possible to have different points of views, y'know. If people aren't being harmed mentally, emotionally, or physically (or financially, even), what right is it for you to attempt to stop them?
What the hell... I am still traumatised by the music...
:o:D
Heheh 1 am humor.
Kinda Sensible people
02-07-2006, 09:11
GAH! Liberal Psycopathic Freaks! What I call order, they call oppression. What I call chaos, they call fredom. What I call God, they call a dictator. What I call evil, they call father. What I call laws, they call chains.
Keep 'em away!
Put that way, you make it sound awesome!
Those would make kickass lyrics... :p
I certainly have no love of the idea that evil is somehow good, but the concept of God as dictator is one I agree with completely. Either it doesn't exist, it doesn't care, or it's a dictator.
Didn't bother with the link. Satanists cause me no end of mental anguish.
Peisandros
02-07-2006, 09:14
What the hell... I am still traumatised by the music...
It hurts.....
Rotovia-
02-07-2006, 09:20
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute! A Freemason is attempting to convert us! Oi, I'm a stock-standard Agnostic buddy, I like the fence, thank you!
Big Jim P
02-07-2006, 17:09
Take one part freemasonry, add one part Thelema, mix well with Satanism. Add a little Judaism. and viola! An entirely new brand of Bullshit.
Lunatic Goofballs
02-07-2006, 17:16
Why don't people worship the angry volcano god anymore? :(
Big Jim P
02-07-2006, 17:19
Why don't people worship the angry volcano god anymore? :(
Not enough recent virgin sacrifices. Gotta put on a show to draw the crowds you know.
Massmurder
02-07-2006, 17:21
A man who raises himself on tiptoe cannot remain firm. A man with crooked legs cannot walk far.
Well OBviously, but what the hell does that have to do with anything? It's better to be walking normally than on tiptoes or being crippled? I'm trying to see a metaphor here but.. man, I'm so confused.
Why don't people worship the angry volcano god anymore? :(
I still worship the angry volcano god!
Lunatic Goofballs
02-07-2006, 17:31
Not enough recent virgin sacrifices. Gotta put on a show to draw the crowds you know.
We can give it Ann Coulter. :)
Ultraextreme Sanity
02-07-2006, 17:36
We can give it Ann Coulter. :)
And end the world !!! The VOLCANO god would be PISSED ..:D
Similization
02-07-2006, 18:01
And end the world !!! The VOLCANO god would be PISSED ..:DBut it'd be worth it.
Lunatic Goofballs
02-07-2006, 18:04
And end the world !!! The VOLCANO god would be PISSED ..:D
That's not anger. It's indigestion. :p
Ginnoria
02-07-2006, 18:08
Well OBviously, but what the hell does that have to do with anything? It's better to be walking normally than on tiptoes or being crippled? I'm trying to see a metaphor here but.. man, I'm so confused.
To understand others is to have knowledge; To understand oneself is to be illumined. To conquer others needs strength; To conquer oneself is harder still.
IL Ruffino
02-07-2006, 18:11
+1
Oh and, I love chewing gum.
Similization
02-07-2006, 18:11
That's not anger. It's indigestion. :pDoes that mean the Volcano god would be shitty?
IL Ruffino
02-07-2006, 18:16
That's not anger. It's indigestion. :p
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea
Yeah, Pepto Bismol.
Lunatic Goofballs
02-07-2006, 18:18
Does that mean the Volcano god would be shitty?
He might get the runs. *nod*
Refused Party Program
02-07-2006, 18:29
The only worthy religion is the Church Of Lemon Meringue. Disputes are settled with pie fights.
Lunatic Goofballs
02-07-2006, 18:36
The only worthy religion is the Church Of Lemon Meringue. Disputes are settled with pie fights.
You don't need a church for that.
But otherwise; YAY! :D
Refused Party Program
02-07-2006, 18:39
You don't need a church for that.
But otherwise; YAY! :D
The Church is required to provide a safe shelter for the pie-ous and for all pie related activities.
Lunatic Goofballs
02-07-2006, 18:43
The Church is required to provide a safe shelter for the pie-ous and for all pie related activities.
That's what all the other churches are for. :)
Refused Party Program
02-07-2006, 18:45
That's what all the other churches are for. :)
Or they will be, one day! One day!
*sheds a tear at the dream*
Not to mention orgies.
Lunatic Goofballs
02-07-2006, 18:52
Or they will be, one day! One day!
*sheds a tear at the dream*
Not to mention orgies.
Pies and indiscriminate sex. In churches. What's not to love? :D
Unrestrained Merrymaki
02-07-2006, 23:26
The Sinagogue of Satan (http://www.sosatan.org)
I went to the website. I like the stuff about Lucifer being the ultimate rebel. I personally don't experience God/Satan as seperate entities, but I did find the sight an interesting read.
I just don't understand why the author had to spoil it by posting a comically typical photo of himself trying to look as evil as possible. So what's that all about? It's really all about intimidation, isn't it? Sort through all the bullshit, its really about people who are afraid they are powerless. Not so different from christianity, now is it?
Well good luck with your journey, Mr. Original.
Wanderjar
02-07-2006, 23:32
GAH! Liberal Psycopathic Freaks! What I call order, they call oppression. What I call chaos, they call fredom. What I call God, they call a dictator. What I call evil, they call father. What I call laws, they call chains.
Keep 'em away!
It is deffinatley sig worthy *considers it.....*
Wanderjar
02-07-2006, 23:38
Why don't people worship the angry volcano god anymore? :(
The Angry Volcano God was grand. His only problem was that he was a mite hot tempered....all those eruptions of anger...