NationStates Jolt Archive

This idea first came to me a few days ago when I thought of whether Jimmy Hoffa's or Genghis Khan's body would be found first. I was planning to make a poll here and such and soon thought to add Natalie Holloway.

So, who will be found first? How? Where?
Genghis Khan
Jimmy Hoffa
Natalie Holloway

Opinion and Poll Coming

*I hope they didn't find NH's body yet...that would screw this all up. I havent really been following this "pretty white girl goes missing" story much.

I'll say Natalie Holloway because the Mongolians will kill anyone who finds the Great Khan's body and I think Jimmy Hoffa's body was incinerated. NH will be found locked in a closet in her own home, her family and the country thinking she was kidnapped in Aruba...or some dumpster in Aruba...or just offshore, etc.

I picked Genghis Kahn because I'm not so sure on Jimmy Hoffa, and I don't know who Natalie Holloway is.

Come on, if they found Natalie Holloway, their stupid news story would die. They'll find Genghis Khan and the Holy Grail while they're at it before they find Natalie Holloway.

Khan was buried under a river almost 800 years ago. They killed the entire funeral escort, then killed the killers of the funeral escort. He's assumed to be under a particular river in Mongolia, but that's not for certain.

Hoffa? Probably the same, but by the mafia. He's been alleged to be under the end zone at the Meadowlands, etc. He'll never be found either.

Holloway? We have no idea how she died, but Aruba is a finite place.
(Personally, I don't think she's dead: I think she was kidnapped and sold into sexual slavery in Venezuela.)

I was under the impression that Khan was ridden over by 10,000 horsemen upon dying. He's not going to be found.

Hoffa - No chance

Holloway - An outside chance of this happening.

I only know who Khan is and I doubt his body will be found anytime soon.

Poor Natalie...we'll find her body soon enough, I'd bet.

*makes sure the floorboards haven't been disturbed.*

Um, I'm guessing Ghengis Khan. :)

*makes sure the floorboards haven't been disturbed.*

Um, I'm guessing Ghengis Khan. :)
*starts ripping up floorboards*

Oh my god!

*stars ripping up floorboards*

Oh my god!
What? What?

How can you see anything through all that mud?!

*stars ripping up floorboards*

Oh my god!

Hey! No peeking! *pushes you in the hole and starts nailing the boards back down*

What? What?

How can you see anything through all that mud?!
I foun--*gets pushed in*

Crap!

[/lights start to dim]

I was under the impression that Khan was ridden over by 10,000 horsemen upon dying. He's not going to be found.

Hoffa - No chance

Holloway - An outside chance of this happening.


I heard that also...and also that his body might just have been left, following Mongol tradition of just letting the body return to Earth. That would mean his bones might even be gone.

Holloway? We have no idea how she died, but Aruba is a finite place.
(Personally, I don't think she's dead: I think she was kidnapped and sold into sexual slavery in Venezuela.)

Funny, I always thought the same thing...which is why I ignored that entire story from day one. I didn't buy any of the theories the media was pushing. :p

(Personally, I don't think she's dead: I think she was kidnapped and sold into sexual slavery in Venezuela.)
No, that was Hoffa.
Hey! No peeking! *pushes you in the hole and starts nailing the boards back down*
I knew it! *Starts running in circles* Beware of the Goofballs! Beware! BE WARY WEAR!

I would have to say Holloway, pretty and young people are always found first.

No, that was Hoffa.
Uh-huh. So tell us, what is the going rate for overweight 60 year old males in the seedy sex clubs down South America way?

Genghis Kahn's body will be found when he is resurected to wreak vengance on the wicked that speak ill of his honerable conquests.

Uh-huh. So tell us, what is the going rate for overweight 60 year old males in the seedy sex clubs down South America way?
You'd be surprised. Last I checked, they were up to three (!) packs of cigarettes.
I would have to say Holloway, pretty and young people are always found first.
Pfft. Genghis is hotter than she'd ever be.

Definitely Jimmy Hoffa, although they'll probably not find him until they've got a manned mission to Mars. Please, don't ask me how he got there... ^^'

You'd be surprised. Last I checked, they were up to three (!) packs of cigarettes.
filtered or unfiltered?

filtered or unfiltered?
That depends, usually filtered american or unfiltered european. They don't accept asian, trust me.

Hoffa first. While the mob is pretty skilled at disappearing people, unless hoffa is ashes, he'll be found first.

Chances are hes not just buried in a field somewhere; they would put him under(or in) something. Problem is, no building is forever, and real estate being what it is in and around large urban cities, something else is going to be built there, and that means digging, likely.

Another factor is that a lot more people would know where Hoffa is. The more people you have, the greater the chance that the secret gets out.

Natalie is a different situation. The only people that benefit from her not being found are the guilty parties, and the tabloids. Then again, they are probably the only ones that know.

While there is a dilligent effort to find the khan, mongolia is a huge place, and the digging going on is limited. He too might have been reduced to ashes. In any case, chances of an iron age warrior leaving traces are one in a million.

so.... Hoffa.

Oh, and OP? 1000 year old murderous hordes still being around killing people? Nuh uh. You are more likely to get scalped by an Apache.

I highly doubt any of their bodies will be found. Jimma Hoffa is completely decomposed by now. And the Holloway girl's body is either in the belly of a shark or buried somewhere on the island. That island is tourist bases anyway, so any of the slums and poorer neighborhoods will be the last place anyone will find a body. Either way, those bodies are gone forever.

Oh, and OP? 1000 year old murderous hordes still being around killing people? Nuh uh. You are more likely to get scalped by an Apache.
It can happen!

That depends, usually filtered american or unfiltered european. They don't accept asian, trust me.
Nor should they. Asian cigarettes stink something rotten.
Unfiltered european, you say?
hmmm...not a bad price for an overweight 60 yr man.


"Dad! Want a trip to South America?"

Genghis Kahn's body will be found when he is resurected to wreak vengance on the wicked that speak ill of his honerable conquests.

Makes sense to me.