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http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060630/en_celeb_eo/19412

The "Hooked on a Feeling" singer and current America's Got Talent judge underwent emergency surgery in London Thursday after slicing a tendon in his right arm during a freak shaving accident.

OMG! All razors must be BANNED now!

Says here he cut himself on a glass shelf... should we ban those instead?

OMG! All razors must be BANNED now!

Wouldn't it be easier just to ban Hasselhoff?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060630/en_celeb_eo/19412

The "Hooked on a Feeling" singer and current America's Got Talent judge underwent emergency surgery in London Thursday after slicing a tendon in his right arm during a freak shaving accident.

OMG! All razors must be BANNED now!
:eek:
My God! The HOFF!

*Faints*

:eek:
My God! The HOFF!

*Faints*
I knew that you'd post here. You're obsessed with Hasselhoff!!! :eek:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060630/en_celeb_eo/19412

The "Hooked on a Feeling" singer and current America's Got Talent judge underwent emergency surgery in London Thursday after slicing a tendon in his right arm during a freak shaving accident.

OMG! All razors must be BANNED now!

Lyke, 0MG, teh H0ff sl1c3z up h1z 4rm sh4v1n!!!1`11!!111!1!11 :rolleyes:

Please. How in the scary underword place did THAT make the news?! I'd like to kick the reporter in the nuts for releasing that. :headbang: Ugh. Who HASN'T cut themselves shaving?! Who HASN'T wound up in the hospital for nasty cuts?! :headbang:

Just make him wax from now on. :rolleyes:

GAAH... :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

Lyke, 0MG, teh H0ff sl1c3z up h1z 4rm sh4v1n!!!1`11!!111!1!11 :rolleyes:

Please. How in the scary underword place did THAT make the news?! I'd like to kick the reporter in the nuts for releasing that. :headbang: Ugh. Who HASN'T cut themselves shaving?! Who HASN'T wound up in the hospital for nasty cuts?! :headbang:

Just make him wax from now on. :rolleyes:

GAAH... :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

You scare me.
As does David's attempted suicide.

...and the squirrels keep goin after the acorns!

What they don't tell you, is that was 8 inch thick bulletproof glass that the Hoff smashed his head through. All hail!

Lyke, 0MG, teh H0ff sl1c3z up h1z 4rm sh4v1n!!!1`11!!111!1!11 :rolleyes:

Please. How in the scary underword place did THAT make the news?! I'd like to kick the reporter in the nuts for releasing that. :headbang: Ugh. Who HASN'T cut themselves shaving?! Who HASN'T wound up in the hospital for nasty cuts?! :headbang:

Just make him wax from now on. :rolleyes:

GAAH... :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

I've cut myself shaving, but not enough to be sent to the hospital o.o

I've cut myself shaving, but not enough to be sent to the hospital o.o


No no, apparently he hit his head shaving, broke a glass cabinet, the broken shards of which gave him nasty, blood-spilling gashes.

A bit of a strange thing to happen while shaving though.

No no, apparently he hit his head shaving, broke a glass cabinet, the broken shards of which gave him nasty, blood-spilling gashes.

A bit of a strange thing to happen while shaving though.

He was probably fighting ninjas at the time.

No no, apparently he hit his head shaving, broke a glass cabinet, the broken shards of which gave him nasty, blood-spilling gashes.

A bit of a strange thing to happen while shaving though.

You made me snort. I'm proud of you:p

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060630/en_celeb_eo/19412

The "Hooked on a Feeling" singer and current America's Got Talent judge underwent emergency surgery in London Thursday after slicing a tendon in his right arm during a freak shaving accident.

OMG! All razors must be BANNED now!

Sorta sounds like the poor little metrosecksual might have nicked his femoral artery while landscaping his bush for the paparrazzi, then just freaked out (always a very bad thing to do with a razor in one's hand) and was just simply too embarrassed to fess up. :D

Wouldn't it be easier just to ban Hasselhoff?
That sounds to severe. Instead, we just put him in a giant bubble, like the kind that you put hamsters in so that they can run around, to keep him safe and preserved for future generations.

That sounds too severe. Instead, we just put him in a giant bubble, like the kind that you put hamsters in so that they can run around, to keep him safe and preserved for future generations.

Maybe we should ask the last generation what they did to preserve him for us?

I am the only one who thinks if you are retarded enough to cut a tendon shaving, then you should be left to die, in the interests of eugenics?

I am the only one who thinks if you are retarded enough to cut a tendon shaving, then you should be left to die, in the interests of eugenics?

But that means Einstien would have been left for dead that time he got his big toe stuck in the bathroom faucet.

If I remember correctly they did stick Einstein in a bubble. Those ninjas cause everyone trouble.

He was probably fighting ninjas at the time.
I had heard that he was learning how to do roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris at the time - and now we know why Norris has a beard.

If I remember correctly they did stick Einstein in a bubble. Those ninjas cause everyone trouble.

Welcome Morganti. Your very first post contains the words "ninjas" and "Einstien in a bubble." You are off to a very good start.

But that means Einstien would have been left for dead that time he got his big toe stuck in the bathroom faucet.
Depends if he got it out on his own accord, if he did, then he clearly has a getting-toe-out-of-faucet advantage future generations might need.

Depends if he got it out on his own accord, if he did, then he clearly has a getting-toe-out-of-faucet advantage future generations might need.

Einstein was once nearly defeated by his own hat.

Einstein was once nearly defeated by his own hat.
"I wonder if the acceleration of my hat is better if I put it on the other way around..."

*crams hat onto head upside-down*

"Aieee!"

Fuck that would hurt.

Dear Mr Hasselhof....
If you are experiencing problems shaving I strongly suggest a crack , back , and sack wax....less problematic for buttocks , back and ball bag...
ta
never thought I would be giving the Hoff a tip on ball bag waxing...I do admit tho , its the way forward!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D :p :p :p

I had heard that he was learning how to do roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris at the time - and now we know why Norris has a beard.


(sniggers...)

Chuck Norris would have broke the blade before it broke him.

DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!!!

has anyone told germany yet?

That is why I shave in the shower with an electric razor plugged into the wall outlet over the sink. :eek: Never ever shave in front of a mirror or near a glass shelf. It is dangerous. :p

That sounds to severe. Instead, we just put him in a giant bubble, like the kind that you put hamsters in so that they can run around, to keep him safe and preserved for future generations.

Then make him WAX. :rolleyes:

I wanted to be stupid (again ? Yes)
but anyway who is that mHazeltHoff?

Then make him WAX. :rolleyes:

http://pcstuff.co.za/images/blog/waxhoff.jpg

http://www.waxhoff.com/

That sounds to severe. Instead, we just put him in a giant bubble, like the kind that you put hamsters in so that they can run around, to keep him safe and preserved for future generations.

and then kick hm down some stairs.......just like hamsers! GRRRRR!!!!!@hamsters!!!!!!!!!

You can't ban the Hoff 'cos the Germans will invade with newfound fury.

http://pcstuff.co.za/images/blog/waxhoff.jpg

http://www.waxhoff.com/

:p :rolleyes:

Chuck Norris would have broke the blade before it broke him.
touche

America's Got Talent
slicing a tendon
Both immensely painful

I wanted to be stupid (again ? Yes)
but anyway who is that mHazeltHoff?

You seriously don't know The Hoff (http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b139/Misanthrop/Yallgonnaloseyomindz0hh.gif)? :eek:

i hope he dies.....lol just kkidding....or am i

Forget guns! We need to ban all sharp things!

I knew that you'd post here. You're obsessed with Hasselhoff!!! :eek:
but hasselhoff gave us talking cars and half naked women

but hasselhoff gave us talking cars and half naked women
Are you stalking me? :confused: :eek:

Are you stalking me? :confused: :eek:
:confused:
Why are you still in a Hasselhoff-thread? And why are you being stalked in a Hasselhoff-thread? And why do you feel stalked because he mentioned half-naked...

Oh. OH! :eek:

:confused:
Why are you still in a Hasselhoff-thread? And why are you being stalked in a Hasselhoff-thread? And why do you feel stalked because he mentioned half-naked...

Oh. OH! :eek:
I know, I feel so ashamed...http://www.aspsmiley.com/smiley/smilies/ashamed.gif

I should of known I couldn't hide anything from you.

That sounds to severe. Instead, we just put him in a giant bubble, like the kind that you put hamsters in so that they can run around, to keep him safe and preserved for future generations.
Amen. The same should be done to such persons as: Fran Drescher, all musical artists, and that guy what's-his-name, you know from the show, he had a moustache and talked strangely. Him.

Edit: This guy! http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/chevalier%20lg.JPG
FYI, this is Mr. Willi Chevalier of the Swabian Beard Club, World Champion in Partial beard, Freestyle.