NationStates Jolt Archive

So this Pakistani guy who's serving time for illegally brewing alcohol just had a light bulb removed from his rectum. He claims he doesn't know how it got there. So what do you think? Is it possible to end up with a lightbulb up your ass and not know how it got there?

Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2006-06-29T173915Z_01_SP130276_RTRUKOC_0_US-PAKISTAN-BULB.xml&src=rss&rpc=22

Sounds like the prison guards got really bored.

Well considering he was in prison for brewing alcohol, maybe he had just got so drunk he couldn't remember doing it.

Maybe he was playing a game of dare with some fellow inmates.

Maybe he was trying to make damn certain no-one was going to get to him that way while in the shower or when asleep.

Perhaps that's the way he normally screws in a bulb:
Sticks it up his butt, bulb end first. Stands on his head directly beneath the light fixture, lines it up, does the splits and rotates himself around til it's firmly in it's socket.
Now I dare you not to visualise him doing that.


I assume it was one of those light-saver ones. They're a bit tougher than the normal glass bulbs. That would have taken some doing to fit one of those up his arse without breaking.

Hah, look at the expression on his face. Priceless.

Well considering he was in prison for brewing alcohol, maybe he had just got so drunk he couldn't remember doing it.

Maybe he was playing a game of dare with some fellow inmates.

Maybe he was trying to make damn certain no-one was going to get to him that way while in the shower or when asleep.

Perhaps that's the way he normally screws in a bulb:
Sticks it up his butt, bulb end first. Stands on his head directly beneath the light fixture, lines it up, does the splits and rotates himself around til it's firmly in it's socket.
Now I dare you not to visualise him doing that.


I assume it was one of those light-saver ones. They're a bit tougher than the normal glass bulbs. That would have taken some doing to fit one of those up his arse without breaking.

I can see it happenning. One of my favorite Friday night fun things when I was in the Army was to dare the new guy to put a billiard ball in his mouth.

They can certainly get it in, but they aren't getting it out without a trip to the emergency room.

Must have found dozens of guys stupid and/or drunk enough to do it.

So a lightbulb up the ass is no surprise to me.