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A Medical Proposition...

Chaosmanglemaimdeathia
01-07-2006, 13:47
Anyone else think that doctors need to research what chemical your brain releases after you throw up? Something about that just really sorts you out; five minutes later, i feel great, and it'd be nice for there to be a way to get that same effect without having to... you know... throw up and go through all the undesireable effects of being sick to your stomach.
Smunkeeville
01-07-2006, 14:27
AFAIK, its seretonin (sp?)

that's what a doctor told me once, although I was in a post-vomit high.......
Krakatao0
01-07-2006, 14:32
AFAIK, its seretonin (sp?)

that's what a doctor told me once, although I was in a post-vomit high.......
In that case the drug is called ecstacy. Not sure if that's less harmfull than throwing up...
BogMarsh
01-07-2006, 14:37
I don't want to know!

Some folks are yuckie...
Mstreeted
01-07-2006, 14:44
I don't want to know!

Some folks are yuckie...

yeah cuz i always feel fabidozie after throwing my guts up
BogMarsh
01-07-2006, 14:50
yeah cuz i always feel fabidozie after throwing my guts up

As a consequence of... clubbing?
Mstreeted
01-07-2006, 15:06
As a consequence of... clubbing?

clubbing, drinking, going on that ride at flamingo land that looks tame but isnt..... seeing lea from BB get her tits out AGAIn..... they all make me sick
The Beautiful Darkness
01-07-2006, 15:08
clubbing, drinking, going on that ride at flamingo land that looks tame but isnt..... seeing lea from BB get her tits out AGAIn..... they all make me sick

Lol! :p
Mstreeted
01-07-2006, 15:11
Lol! :p

AND i wish she'd leave poor pete alone.. the poor boy will tick himself to death if she doesnt fuck off and leave him alone..... honestly
The Beautiful Darkness
01-07-2006, 15:15
AND i wish she'd leave poor pete alone.. the poor boy will tick himself to death if she doesnt fuck off and leave him alone..... honestly

Some people don't know where to stop :p
BogMarsh
01-07-2006, 15:16
clubbing, drinking, going on that ride at flamingo land that looks tame but isnt..... seeing lea from BB get her tits out AGAIn..... they all make me sick

*thinks of Lea and gets nauseous*

I rather see Nikki being.. childish with her kit on than Lea unclothed under any circumstance.
Mstreeted
01-07-2006, 15:20
nikki annoys me as well - the way she eats.. the faces she pulls... i just wanna :sniper:
BogMarsh
01-07-2006, 15:21
nikki annoys me as well - the way she eats.. the faces she pulls... i just wanna :sniper:

Nikki must be thought off as a bouncy 11-year-old...
Demented Hamsters
01-07-2006, 15:22
There is something they have for acute nausea.
Once I had severe food poisoning. I mean really severe. While I was in hospital for it they kept injecting me ever few hours with something. It worked really well. Within a few minutes, I felt fine enough to get out of bed and leave. But as soon as it wore off, I was sweating, shaking, vomiting.
Don't know what it's called, but it works wonders.

If anyone's interested:
We had a shared morning tea at school (11am). Unfortunately someone had made some delicious pasta and meatballs using some extremely dodgy meatballs bought from the local supermarket.
Come 1pm (lunchtime) I'm feeling perfectly fine. Head home (5 minute walk thru the top field) thinking about what to have for lunch and what I'm going to do at the gym that evening. Get home and my flatmate (a fellow teacher) is chucking up in the toilet. Tells me he can't make it back to school.
I tell him, 'No worries' and just as I'm leaving suddenly feel a little odd. I jokingly yell out that, 'Hey, maybe I'll be back later myself!'

5 minutes back to school (so about 1.45pm now), I head to the Principal's office to tell him Paul won't be back this afternoon. I make it to his office and, 1/2 thru telling him that, literally throw up into my mouth. Manage to hold it in and run to the staff toilet (about 30 ft away). While I'm heaving into the toilet, another teacher rushes in and uses the basin. A third comes in and uses the urinal.
I come out and feel perfectly fine and announce I'd go take my class. It was 100 or so metres from the office to my classroom. I just managed to get there before throwing up in the handbasin out in the backroom.

I went back to the office (threw up in the staff toilet again) and announced there was no way I was going to teach that afternoon and walked home (threw up in the staff toilets again on the way out).
Managed to get to the top field before I upchucked again. By this time I had nothing left, so was dry heaving and spasming. I collapsed next to my sick and lay there for 10 minutes unable to move. Finally managed to crawl (literally) the last couple of hundred metres home.
At home, me and my flatmate were taking it in turns to use the toilet for our vomiting spree. Unfortunately by this time (~3pm) it was coming out both ends. Fast. Lost a good pair of underpants there.

In the end I start vomiting blood, so the neighbour (also a teacher and lucky for me a retired nurse) came over and made the decision to call an ambulance. Whisked away to hospital and kept overnight, as was 5 other teachers. One of whom had collapsed in a students toilet and lain there for several hours until found by a cleaner around 5pm. A few students had come in, seen her lying there and left. One had laughed when she saw the teacher lying a big pool of vomit and crap, unable to move and pleading pittifully for help.

That was the sort of school I was teaching at.

My flatmate I was in awe of. Half-way thru another vomiting bout, he said,'Fuck this' and staggered to the fridge and sculled several bottles of beer; followed this with a couple of joints. By the time the ambulance came for me, he was standing around joking. The alcohol and dope had cured his nausea completely. He offered me some, and while I knew it would be a good idea to take some dope, the smell just set me off upchucking again.

I never knew food poisoning to be that quick and that acute. Not something I wish to go through again.
Mstreeted
01-07-2006, 15:23
Nikki must be thought off as a bouncy 11-year-old...

bouncy??.....did you see her moaning about her 'ulcer'? .. she bit her cheek and was in hysterics.. she never actually cries when she's 'crying' either.. no tears... she's a brat... and not the small cute doll variety
Mstreeted
01-07-2006, 15:23
i think my button has been pushed on this topic
Mstreeted
01-07-2006, 15:24
There is something they have for acute nausea.
Once I had severe food poisoning. I mean really severe. While I was in hospital for it they kept injecting me ever few hours with something. It worked really well. Within a few minutes, I felt fine enough to get out of bed and leave. But as soon as it wore off, I was sweating, shaking, vomiting.
Don't know what it's called, but it works wonders.

If anyone's interested:
We had a shared morning tea at school (11am). Unfortunately someone had made some delicious pasta and meatballs using some extremely dodgy meatballs bought from the local supermarket.
Come 1pm (lunchtime) I'm feeling perfectly fine. Head home (5 minute walk thru the top field) thinking about what to have for lunch and what I'm going to do at the gym that evening. Get home and my flatmate (a fellow teacher) is chucking up in the toilet. Tells me he can't make it back to school.
I tell him, 'No worries' and just as I'm leaving suddenly feel a little odd. I jokingly yell out that, 'Hey, maybe I'll be back later myself!'

5 minutes back to school (so about 1.45pm now), I head to the Principal's office to tell him Paul won't be back this afternoon. I make it to his office and, 1/2 thru telling him that, literally throw up into my mouth. Manage to hold it in and run to the staff toilet (about 30 ft away). While I'm heaving into the toilet, another teacher rushes in and uses the basin. A third comes in and uses the urinal.
I come out and feel perfectly fine and announce I'd go take my class. It was 100 or so metres from the office to my classroom. I just managed to get there before throwing up in the handbasin out in the backroom.

I went back to the office (threw up in the staff toilet again) and announced there was no way I was going to teach that afternoon and walked home (threw up in the staff toilets again on the way out).
Managed to get to the top field before I upchucked again. By this time I had nothing left, so was dry heaving and spasming. I collapsed next to my sick and lay there for 10 minutes unable to move. Finally managed to crawl (literally) the last couple of hundred metres home.
At home, me and my flatmate were taking it in turns to use the toilet for our vomiting spree. Unfortunately by this time (~3pm) it was coming out both ends. Fast. Lost a good pair of underpants there.

In the end I start vomiting blood, so the neighbour (also a teacher and lucky for me a retired nurse) came over and made the decision to call an ambulance. Whisked away to hospital and kept overnight, as was 5 other teachers. One of whom had collapsed in a students toilet and lain there for several hours until found by a cleaner around 5pm. A few students had come in, seen her lying there and left. One had laughed when she saw the teacher lying a big pool of vomit and crap, unable to move and pleading pittifully for help.

That was the sort of school I was teaching at.

My flatmate I was in awe of. Half-way thru another vomiting bout, he said,'Fuck this' and staggered to the fridge and sculled several bottles of beer; followed this with a couple of joints. By the time the ambulance came for me, he was standing around joking. The alcohol and dope had cured his nausea completely. He offered me some, and while I knew it would be a good idea to take some dope, the smell just set me off upchucking again.

I never knew food poisoning to be that quick and that acute. Not something I wish to go through again.

:(

that sux
BogMarsh
01-07-2006, 15:25
bouncy??.....did you see her moaning about her 'ulcer'? .. she bit her cheek and was in hysterics.. she never actually cries when she's 'crying' either.. no tears... she's a brat... and not the small cute doll variety

Have you seen her whimper and grovel after the peeking-behind-the-blind incident?
Mstreeted
01-07-2006, 15:27
Have you seen her whimper and grovel after the peeking-behind-the-blind incident?

nah i missed it

i just want to pick her up and snap her.. or feed her.. one of the two
BogMarsh
01-07-2006, 15:29
nah i missed it

i just want to pick her up and snap her.. or feed her.. one of the two

In the end it will be the second, methinks.

She's been nominated 3 times for eviction by her housemates - and was saved 3 times by the audience.
You'd think the housemates would start getting wise?

*savours the memory of* Get Grace Out! Get Grace Out!

Anyway: Nikki is good at grovelling for the camera...
Mstreeted
01-07-2006, 15:31
In the end it will be the second, methinks.

She's been nominated 3 times for eviction by her housemates - and was saved 3 times by the audience.
You'd think the housemates would start getting wise?

*savours the memory of* Get Grace Out! Get Grace Out!

grace is a moose

she was on this dating show called senseless on mtv before big brother - have you seen it?.. it's hillarious.. they put you in a dark room with potential dates and you have to taste things and feel things and illiminate people without ever seeing them.. they have 2 babes, 2 mingers, and 2 ex's - she picked her ex - he took the £1000 and sent her on a date with the minger
BogMarsh
01-07-2006, 15:32
grace is a moose

she was on this dating show called senseless on mtv before big brother - have you seen it?.. it's hillarious.. they put you in a dark room with potential dates and you have to taste things and feel things and illiminate people without ever seeing them.. they have 2 babes, 2 mingers, and 2 ex's - she picked her ex - he took the £1000 and sent her on a date with the minger


*snorts while laughing*
It is a good thing I'm not drinking tea right now!
Mstreeted
01-07-2006, 15:35
i could do with a cuppa.. tea or coffee.. hmmmm
BogMarsh
01-07-2006, 15:40
i could do with a cuppa.. tea or coffee.. hmmmm

I said something horrible about coffee to the blessed Chris this morning ;)
Mstreeted
01-07-2006, 15:45
I said something horrible about coffee to the blessed Chris this morning ;)

u did?... am i supposed to know what that was?.. cuz i dont
BogMarsh
01-07-2006, 15:47
u did?... am i supposed to know what that was?.. cuz i dont
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=490002&page=8
Mstreeted
01-07-2006, 15:51
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=490002&page=8

pmsl... verucca off a geordies feet?...

you know i'm from the north east.. not quite a geordie tho
BogMarsh
01-07-2006, 15:53
pmsl... verucca off a geordies feet?...

you know i'm from the north east.. not quite a geordie tho

Sunderland or Teesside?
Mstreeted
01-07-2006, 15:54
Sunderland or Teesside?

teeside... haven't lived there since i was 14 though
BogMarsh
01-07-2006, 16:02
teeside... haven't lived there since i was 14 though

And if you had been living in Grove Hill, you'd never ever return ;)
:fluffle:
Mstreeted
01-07-2006, 16:09
And if you had been living in Grove Hill, you'd never ever return ;)
:fluffle:

not quite... coulby new ham... used to drink bad cider in hemlington... those were the days...

ha!

i seen a lot of the world now, and i know where i wanna be
BogMarsh
01-07-2006, 16:26
not quite... coulby new ham... used to drink bad cider in hemlington... those were the days...

ha!

i seen a lot of the world now, and i know where i wanna be

I haven't been in Coulby Newham, but I've met some nice folks from that place.

Me does really like Guisborough, however.
Mstreeted
01-07-2006, 16:28
I haven't been in Coulby Newham, but I've met some nice folks from that place.

Me does really like Guisborough, however.

yeah it's cool out that way.. whitby rox

*listens to the match*
BogMarsh
01-07-2006, 16:31
yeah it's cool out that way.. whitby rox

*listens to the match*


England ENGLAND!!!!
Mstreeted
01-07-2006, 16:32
England ENGLAND!!!!

nil nil.. and my fooking live stream keeps freezing.. broadband the way of the future... PAH!:headbang:
BogMarsh
01-07-2006, 16:38
nil nil.. and my fooking live stream keeps freezing.. broadband the way of the future... PAH!:headbang:

It will be the way of the future - IN the future... ;)
*fluffle*
Tomorrow is my net-free day, and today ends in 12 minutes.

Hasta monday!