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A lot of men have been unfairly accused of having a small penis. The truth is some women just have huge vaginas and we are just getting a bad rap. This show (http://youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w&search=%20vagina) explains how woman with big vaginas are unfairly acusing men of having a small penis.

Hhahaha, Curb your enthuaism (sp) rocks. Anyway, if the vag is so huge--- something made it huge. Ever hear the expression "hotdog in a hallway"? At any rate, I think way too many guys are way too worked up over penis size. Quantity of penis doesn't make up for a lack of quality of penis.

At first I thought this was going to be some sort of personal testimonial/sob story.

But wow...it's a conspiracy, apparently.

And why do men give a damn if a woman thinks they have a small penis?

I'm a man, and you don't see me worrying about it.

Edit: Granted, I've never been told that I have a small penis, so I'm not entirely sure how I would react if I were told that. But knowing me, I would find it hilarious.

I'm a man, and you don't see me worrying about it.
Hmmmmmm..

why did i click on that link? was i supposed to laugh? :confused:

Jiminy Christmas .... people still worry about size?

why did i click on that link? was i supposed to laugh? :confused:

Not if having a small penis is a serious issue for you.

Jiminy Christmas .... people still worry about size?

I worry about the size of my bank account sometimes, what with that whole needing to buy food to eat thing.

I worry about the size of my bank account sometimes, what with that whole needing to buy food to eat thing.

Size queen!

Size queen!
I just thought you should know; I'm listening to a Paris Hilton song.

Size queen!

My bed is actually a full size, not a queen size or king size. Maybe I should get a queen size though, so my feet won't hang off of the end of the bed. Size is important, after all.

Not if having a small penis is a serious issue for you.
often i just don't get american comedy-sketch shows...

often i just don't get american comedy-sketch shows...

I thought it was funny but I guess not everyone agrees with me.

I thought it was funny but I guess not everyone agrees with me.

I thought it was mildly amusing.

But it's not like I'm going to get in my ROFLcopter and do a flyby over it. :p

I thought it was mildly amusing.

But it's not like I'm going to get in my ROFLcopter and do a flyby over it. :p

I thought the hand sign for big vagina was funny. I am going to do that the next time I hear a girl talking about a small penis.

I thought the hand sign for big vagina was funny. I am going to do that the next time I hear a girl talking about a small penis.

That would be pretty funny. :D

But do you hear girls talking about small penii with any regularity? :confused:

I laughed.

That would be pretty funny. :D

But do you hear girls talking about small penii with any regularity? :confused:

Try an oral check... :p

Try an oral check... :p
*coughs*

:p

That would be pretty funny. :D

But do you hear girls talking about small penii with any regularity? :confused:

Not very much but I do hear girls making jokes about guys small penises sometimes. Next time I do I will tell them there is nothing wrong with the penis it is their huge vagina that is the problem and then make the huge vagina hand sign.

That made me laugh.

But I don't understand why some guys get so worked up over the size of their penis.:confused:

God I love that show. It's one of the funniest I've ever seen. Larry is just awesome...although if you weren't anti-semitic already, he could probably make you go that way... <.<

On topic, I'm rather fussy 'bout penis size...I prefer thicker ones, and maybe even longer ones...

women should get 'gauges' on their thighs like you get a fun parks

'you must be this long to go on this ride'

I've never understood the popularity of either of Larry David's shows. Both Seinfeld and CYE are populated with self-interested characters for whom I wouldn't cross the street to urinate on were they on fire.

That said, once in a great while David introduces a funny concept. Huge vagina as an idea is funny, and the hand gesture nails it. But people who debate about size are usually hiding skill deficiencies -- both genders.

I've never understood the popularity of either of Larry David's shows. Both Seinfeld and CYE are populated with self-interested characters for whom I wouldn't cross the street to urinate on were they on fire.
The self-interest is actually why they are so popular. Larry (and some others in CYE) gets himself into the situations he does due to his egomania. It's extremely funny to watch, and plus it's really witty. Better than most of those oh-so altruistic, but ultimately dull, sit-coms out there.

I laughed.
So did I.

Hilarious. We don't get "Curb Your Enthusiasm" here, so that's actually the first clip I ever saw of it.

Love it. :p

The truth is, there are all different sizes and shapes of penises AND vaginas, and you just have to find the right fit. Sheesh! Men, get a grip. Some of you have smaller than average penises, yes, but look for a girl with a matching vagina and you'll be fine. (Or a girl who mostly likes oral sex instead...)

Jiminy Christmas .... people still worry about size?

There are some men who have nearly microscopic packages you know. And there's a minimum below which the penis is just not realistically going to be used in sex with another person.

Granted, I've never been told that I have a small penis, so I'm not entirely sure how I would react if I were told that. But knowing me, I would find it hilarious.
You have a small penis.

Waiting for the laughter...

A lot of men have been unfairly accused of having a small penis. The truth is some women just have huge vaginas and we are just getting a bad rap. This show (http://youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w&search=%20vagina) explains how woman with big vaginas are unfairly acusing men of having a small penis.
ROFLMAO!!! Good point! :D

Hilarious. We don't Arrested Development here, so that's actually the first clip I ever saw of it.
Wasn't Arrested Development. I assume it was from Larry David's show "Curb Your Enthusiasm", which I've only managed to see a couple of.
Good they were too.

+1 larry david.

Wasn't Arrested Development. I assume it was from Larry David's show "Curb Your Enthusiasm", which I've only managed to see a couple of.
Good they were too.
Ack. >.<

Thanks. *off to edit post*

I keep confusing the two. Both not shown here, both critically acclaimed, both cancelled.... you can see how that'd go.

The truth is, there are all different sizes and shapes of penises AND vaginas, and you just have to find the right fit. Sheesh! Men, get a grip. Some of you have smaller than average penises, yes, but look for a girl with a matching vagina and you'll be fine. (Or a girl who mostly likes oral sex instead...)

Humm. An advocate of trying it on before buying. Not a bad concept at all. :p

You may have opened up a completely new area for scientific investigation here. Has anyone done any scientific research and determined what the size of the average penis is? Does Guinness Book have a record for the smallest and largest penis?

Someone could also do research on vaginas. Humm....

You may have opened up a completely new area for scientific investigation here. Has anyone done any scientific research and determined what the size of the average penis is? Does Guinness Book have a record for the smallest and largest penis?

Someone could also do research on vaginas. Humm....
Lots of people have. Good ol' Kinsey did lots. Might find some info here:
Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender, and Reproduction (http://www.indiana.edu/~kinsey/)
From what I remember though, his original measurements were way too large. But then he was just asking men to give their size, not actually measuring it. And we all know how men are at being truthful over their size.
I think originally he came out saying that the average size was over 8".
Which is quite probably where the whole modern-day 'My dick is too small' hang-up originated from.

Obviously condom manufacturers do lots of research. (you could check their websites for any info if you really are that interested)

IIRC, the latest figures say that the average is 5.5". For white guys. It's ~0.5" larger for black guys and ~0.5" smaller for Asians.

However, and this gets back to the OP here, the size difference doesn't matter too much because (taa daa!):
Vaginal size is different amongst the different races as well.
Overall they're smaller for Asians than they are for Blacks. (Of course considering the size of an average Asian women, it's hardly a surprise). In other words the penis and vagina for each race 'evolved' to be the best fit for each other.

In other words the penis and vagina for each race 'evolved' to be the best fit for each other.

Which is a little bit terrifying.

:rolleyes:

Oh man I fucking hate that show.

Oh man I fucking hate that show.
You suck!

You have a small penis.

Waiting for the laughter...

LOL :D

Was wondering when someone was going to say it. Thanks. :)

I wouldn't mind if I was alittle bigger if you know what I mean, but eh, I don't use it other than for pissing, so until I actually find someone that I'm willing to have sex with, I'm not worried about size.

My bed is actually a full size, not a queen size or king size. Maybe I should get a queen size though, so my feet won't hang off of the end of the bed. Size is important, after all.
LOL
In fact this whole topic makes me laugh!

Obviously condom manufacturers do lots of research. (you could check their websites for any info if you really are that interested)

IIRC, the latest figures say that the average is 5.5". For white guys. It's ~0.5" larger for black guys and ~0.5" smaller for Asians.

However, and this gets back to the OP here, the size difference doesn't matter too much because (taa daa!):
Vaginal size is different amongst the different races as well.
Overall they're smaller for Asians than they are for Blacks. (Of course considering the size of an average Asian women, it's hardly a surprise). In other words the penis and vagina for each race 'evolved' to be the best fit for each other.

Oh my god, you're like my hero. I've always wondered if women of different races had similar size differences as men.

I also had this secret theory that the sizes DID correlate, and thats why you find so many Asian girls digging white guys, and white girls digging black guys. Cuz each is comparitively large. You've given my theory some credence! (Its late, and im not sure if thats even a word. Oh well.) I've always felt bad for Asian guys tho.

Humans have the largest penises of any of the apes. Relatively speaking of course.

Howard Stern is a boda fide success despite a small penis.

And this just made me think of a quote I can never forget:

"Maybe it's not the size of the tool, but the size of the playing field. You see, because even a 747 looks small when it's flying into the Grand Canyon."

For one thing, huge penises are highly overrated. They may be more impressive, but really, there's a lot more to sex than size and to some extent it's possible for someone to be too big.

On the other hand, if a guy's enough of a jerk to piss off a woman after she's seen his penis, she gets the right to tell everyone how tiny it is.

I have very limited experience with small ones, the only one that I've seen that's small I didn't want to see in the first place and the guy was a douchebag.

I've said this before-

If the power of a guys car is inversly proportioned to the size of his penis, consider the following-I drive a 48hp VW Bus...

I've said this before-

If the power of a guys car is inversly proportioned to the size of his penis, consider the following-I drive a 48hp VW Bus...

If the power of a guy's car was inversely proportioned to his penis size, Yugos would end up being priced in the Sports Car range. Then again it could explain why Jettas are popular...

I've said this before-

If the power of a guys car is inversly proportioned to the size of his penis, consider the following-I drive a 48hp VW Bus...

So what you're saying is that your penis is 11 feet long?

That which may be looked for, but proves invisible, is called the Distant.

This has never been a problem for me...

Wasn't Arrested Development. I assume it was from Larry David's show "Curb Your Enthusiasm", which I've only managed to see a couple of.
Good they were too.


T'is on tongiht...

For one thing, huge penises are highly overrated. They may be more impressive, but really, there's a lot more to sex than size and to some extent it's possible for someone to be too big.
Yep. Especially too long isn't always so great. >.<

But really, guys shouldn't worry so much over this. It's not actually this huge (sorry) consideration. Also, it's less about the actual size than about the fit, so different women are going to prefer different guys. So, eh.
If the power of a guys car is inversly proportioned to the size of his penis, consider the following-I drive a 48hp VW Bus...All talk, no action. :p

All talk, no action. :p
Oh, hey-that's bone...(see what...ah, nevermind...)

You suck!
No, fuck you.

It's so boring and lame. That old man pisses me off. He's ugly and annoying!

*roar*

Lads....it's a quirk of nature if you have a small diddler..some of us are blessed..for some it's acorn time baby...
you just got to make up for it for example have an award winning personality , money etc..............
still never mind....


is this 6 inches
see below

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1inch ------6inch:D :D :D :D :D

Oh, hey-that's bone...(see what...ah, nevermind...)
Well, I saw indeed, although I'm not familiar with the expression you were apparently going to use there. Either way, I'm still right. :D

Well, I saw indeed, although I'm not familiar with the expression you were apparently going to use there. Either way, I'm still right. :D
Cuts to the bone, a particularly deep, personal, or painfully accurate and juvenile euphamism for the subject at hand when, uh, ready for use.

I didn't know which one you didn't get.

No, fuck you.

It's so boring and lame. That old man pisses me off. He's ugly and annoying!

*roar*
*explodes*

You..

*explodes again*

Cuts to the bone, a particularly deep, personal, or painfully accurate and juvenile euphamism for the subject at hand when, uh, ready for use.

I didn't know which one you didn't get.
The decent and sadder one. Here, have a fluffle :fluffle:. Won't help much in that specific respect, but you had your chance for that one. :D :p :)

The decent and sadder one. Here, have a fluffle :fluffle:. Won't help much in that specific respect, but you had your chance for that one. :D :p :)
I used to have 'em lined up, ya know. I'm the king of Used To...

anyway, off to film surgery...(totally not kidding)

Remember-don't take me too seriously, except the surgery thing. I really am about to go work on a surgery show...

I used to have 'em lined up, ya know. I'm the king of Used To...

anyway, off to film surgery...(totally not kidding)

Remember-don't take me too seriously, except the surgery thing. I really am about to go work on a surgery show...
Oh, I don't really take you seriously. And condolences on the surgery show. But eh, a job is a job. :/
Try not to faint or throw up. Just a friendly tip. :p

I used to have 'em lined up, ya know. I'm the king of Used To...

anyway, off to film surgery...(totally not kidding)

Remember-don't take me too seriously, except the surgery thing. I really am about to go work on a surgery show...
Don't drop the camera!

Humans have the largest penises of any of the apes. Relatively speaking of course.

Yup, and gorillas have smallest penis/body size ratio of any animal. That's why they're so tetchy! Man I'm full of useless facts.
:eek:

However, and this gets back to the OP here, the size difference doesn't matter too much because (taa daa!):
Vaginal size is different amongst the different races as well.
Overall they're smaller for Asians than they are for Blacks. (Of course considering the size of an average Asian women, it's hardly a surprise). In other words the penis and vagina for each race 'evolved' to be the best fit for each other.

Does this mean I would be godlike for a Asian woman? :D

Humans have the largest penises of any of the apes. Relatively speaking of course.
Chimps have the largest testicles i do believe.

Does this mean I would be godlike for a Asian woman? :D

there's hope for you yet! :D

The title of that video is Huge Vagina, I wonder what the OP was searching for when he came across that ;)

there's hope for you yet! :D

Huzzah!!! :p

A lot of men have been unfairly accused of having a small penis. The truth is some women just have huge vaginas and we are just getting a bad rap. This show (http://youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w&search=%20vagina) explains how woman with big vaginas are unfairly acusing men of having a small penis.

Reminds me of a joke I once heard:

A man and his wife were having an argument one night, during which the wife began bitching about how lousy a lover the husband was and how he couldn't satisfy her because of his alleged underendowment.

"Last night I had a dream," the wife began. "I was at a dick auction. And there were all kinds of dicks for the bidding. There were massive, gigantic, horselike dicks that sold for $1000 each. And there were average ordinary dicks that sold for about $10 each. And there were stupid little micro-dicks that went for about one cent. And you know where your dick was?"

"No, where was it?" the husband replied.

"They wouldn't even let your dick in the door," sneered the wife.

"Is that so?" the husband shot back. "Well, it just so happens that I had a dream last night too. And I was at a pussy auction. And there were all kinds of pussies for the bidding. There were hot, young, tight pussies that sold for $1000 each. And there were average ordinary pussies that sold for about $10 each. And there were old, sloppy, loose, disgusting pussies that went for about one cent."

"And where was my pussy?" the wife demanded.

"The auction was held in your pussy."

Remember kids, its not the size that matters, its how you use it! :)

Oh my god, you're like my hero. I've always wondered if women of different races had similar size differences as men.

I also had this secret theory that the sizes DID correlate, and thats why you find so many Asian girls digging white guys, and white girls digging black guys. Cuz each is comparitively large. You've given my theory some credence! (Its late, and im not sure if thats even a word. Oh well.) I've always felt bad for Asian guys tho.
And why some Japanese girls have a thing for Black guys (though that's also due partially to the 'forbidden thrill' factor of getting off with someone tradition Japan looks down on).

Personally I prefer to go for chicks with really small hands.

Incidently, my dick is over 3 foot long. If measured starting from my toes that is. No-one ever said where you have to measure it from.
What the hell; starting from heart of the Sun to my dick it's over 150 000 000km long.

Beat that!

ahh...that last sentence kinda came out wrong.
You know what I mean.

Chimps have the largest testicles i do believe.
Yes, because they have to deliver alot of sperm to increase their chances of passing on their genes while competing with many other males. Gorrillas do not have this problem as they do not have to compete as much. Hence why theirs are the smallest. Humans lie some where in the middle.

Yes, because they have to deliver alot of sperm to increase their chances of passing on their genes while competing with many other males. Gorrillas do not have this problem as they do not have to compete as much. Hence why theirs are the smallest. Humans lie some where in the middle.
Yes because Chimps are a bunch of little sluts.:)

Yes because Chimps are a bunch of little sluts.:)
:eek:

I learn new things every day!

Edit: Granted, I've never been told that I have a small penis, so I'm not entirely sure how I would react if I were told that. But knowing me, I would find it hilarious.
Is this the part where i say, "you have a small penis" ...?


*waits*

Is this the part where i say, "you have a small penis" ...?


*waits*
You're telling him that in front of everyone? That's harsh...
I don't love you anymore, HotRodia. I'm sorry.

But I don't understand why some guys get so worked up over the size of their penis.:confused:
The competetive nature of guys is ever punctuated by something they don't really intend to prove to each other.
This correlates to how the world is run, apparently. :(

You're telling him that in front of everyone? That's harsh...
I don't love you anymore, HotRodia. I'm sorry.
He said he'd probably laugh!
That would make ...er, three of us! Woohoo!
BTW - i've never heard Ruffy offer to "knife-f*ck" anyone. If it were me, i'd feel honoured.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11277819&postcount=29
EDIT: Sorry, five.

There are some men who have nearly microscopic packages you know. And there's a minimum below which the penis is just not realistically going to be used in sex with another person.
Well, some of them make up for it with excessive contributions of gun anecdotes to the conversation.
;)

Incidently, my dick is over 3 foot long. If measured starting from my toes that is. No-one ever said where you have to measure it from.
What the hell; starting from heart of the Sun to my dick it's over 150 000 000km long.

Beat that!

Oh, this is DEFINITELY love now.
:D

Yes, because they have to deliver alot of sperm to increase their chances of passing on their genes while competing with many other males.
Same with other animals, such as sheep. Average sheep weighs the same as an average man, but look at the difference in ball size.

Biggest balls, IIRC, are the southern right whales. Their's weigh a tonne each. This is due to their mating habits, which is little more than an aquatic gangbang. They literally try to 'flush' the other whale's semen out with their own, to improve their siring chances.
Incidently, this is why sea water is so salty.

I urge you all to read Pharyngula's illuminating essay, "The burden of bearing a massive penis." Very educational.

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2006/06/the_burden_of_bearing_a_massiv.php#more

Well, some of them make up for it with excessive contributions of gun anecdotes to the conversation.
;)


And sports cars. Or massive trucks. ;)

And sports cars. Or massive trucks. ;)
Never owned a sports car, don't own a truck.

Haven't found a link between penis size and gun ownership, because most of the people I know who own and carry firearms are women.

Never owned a sports car, don't own a truck.

Haven't found a link between penis size and gun ownership, because most of the people I know who own and carry firearms are women.

maybe it's indicative of the size they want their men to have

Incidently, my dick is over 3 foot long. If measured starting from my toes that is. No-one ever said where you have to measure it from.
What the hell; starting from heart of the Sun to my dick it's over 150 000 000km long. :p
Well, some of them make up for it with excessive contributions of gun anecdotes to the conversation. ;) I love you.
I urge you all to read Pharyngula's illuminating essay, "The burden of bearing a massive penis." Very educational.

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2...assiv.php#more A spider pic warning would have been nice. >.<

maybe it's indicative of the size they want their men to have
All of them so far have bought the firearms to keep specific men away, so maybe you have something there.

Another place you can't go and have even an "average" penis is a swingers' club or convention.

All of them so far have bought the firearms to keep specific men away, so maybe you have something there.

Another place you can't go and have even an "average" penis is a swingers' club or convention.

Really?.. Cant say I've ever had the pleasure of such an experience

to be honest, i think men worry way too much about size.. most women, although they see it as a bonus, are quite satisfied (for want of a better word) if they know how to use it right, and push the right buttons ;)

to be honest, i think men worry way too much about size.. most women, although they see it as a bonus, are quite satisfied (for want of a better word) if they know how to use it right, and push the right buttons ;)
The simple fact is that a great many women do not experience orgasm from penis-in-vagina sex, no matter what size the guy is. Hetero guys would do better to worry about getting women off, instead of competing with other dudes to see who's got the most fearsome gonad.

The simple fact is that a great many women do not experience orgasm from penis-in-vagina sex, no matter what size the guy is. Hetero guys would do better to worry about getting women off, instead of competing with other dudes to see who's got the most fearsome gonad.

precisely

... Humans lie some where in the middle.


Between chimps and gorillas? Are we safe there?

Sorry, I'm having a hard time taking this seriously --- and I'm sure we aren't meant to, right? Surely part of the problem here is a one-dimensional approach to sex. If we depend only on our physical attributes to satisfy a woman sexually, of course we'll be at the mercy of things like how we "fit". If we expand our approach to include things like a great all-round relationship (it's amazing how much more you can satisfy your partner if she's decided she really wants to be satisfied by you) and good technique (if you don't think you have "enough" penis to be everywhere at once, do the next best thing and learn to use yours so that it's in the exact right place at the right time).

One reason why long relationships can be so amazing is because you have the time to learn from your partner what she likes and how she wants you to do it. It's a matter of admitting to her that she knows her body better than you do, and letting her guide you.

As long as your partner is getting what she wants from your penis, she why should she worry about what size it is?

Really?.. Cant say I've ever had the pleasure of such an experience

to be honest, i think men worry way too much about size.. most women, although they see it as a bonus, are quite satisfied (for want of a better word) if they know how to use it right, and push the right buttons ;)

True. A lot of women would rather that the man be a skilled and attentive lover - but most swingers I've met won't even consider a man unless he's at least at a certain size.

The first attraction is usually physical, and well, it's physical.

After that, your reputation as a skilled and attentive lover is paramount.

If we depend only on our physical attributes to satisfy a woman sexually, of course we'll be at the mercy of things like how we "fit". If we expand our approach to include things like a great all-round relationship (it's amazing how much more you can satisfy your partner if she's decided she really wants to be satisfied by you) and good technique (if you don't think you have "enough" penis to be everywhere at once, do the next best thing and learn to use yours so that it's in the exact right place at the right time).

And don't forget to consider the possibility that her pleasure may not be maximized by you "fitting" your penis anywhere...you may, infact, have to do something with her body that doesn't involve your penis at all!

Same with other animals, such as sheep. Average sheep weighs the same as an average man, but look at the difference in ball size.

Biggest balls, IIRC, are the southern right whales. Their's weigh a tonne each. This is due to their mating habits, which is little more than an aquatic gangbang. They literally try to 'flush' the other whale's semen out with their own, to improve their siring chances.
Incidently, this is why sea water is so salty.
ROFL! very true.

And don't forget to consider the possibility that her pleasure may not be maximized by you "fitting" your penis anywhere...you may, infact, have to do something with her body that doesn't involve your penis at all!


Exactly so! I didn't go into it, but my point was that real sexual technique and satisfaction isn't just genital for either partner. Your reminder opens a whole new area of discussion: what's the "real" definition of "sex"? I believe the answer is individual so I saw no point in starting something I couldn't finish, but I tried to include as many possibilities and variations as possible by saying, ... and good technique (if you don't think you have "enough" penis to be everywhere at once, do the next best thing and learn to use yours so that it's in the exact right place at the right time). I see now I was too ambiguous in the way I said that, and I made an unnecessary concession to the "genital misconception" of sex. Let me be clearer about what I meant.

The only person who really knows where a guy should put his penis to give her pleasure is is his partner. Sometimes, the best way for him to do what he should be doing is by not trying to do it with his penis. (In my experience, if a guy's making her feel good, his partner will be able to come up with something to do with his penis ;) He's likely to be pleasantly surprised.)

Of course this all presupposes the first thing I mentioned: a good all-round relationship. The only useful things I know about what my partner enjoys are things I learned by asking her and then letting her teach me. In the beginning, it was hard to admit to myself "she's not always desperate for my penis!" long enough to let her show me what she needed right there and then.

Funnily enough though, once I started caring about what she needed me to do to give her pleasure, she started getting really comfortable with my penis.

Exactly so! I didn't go into it, but my point was that real sexual technique and satisfaction isn't just genital for either partner. Your reminder opens a whole new area of discussion: what's the "real" definition of "sex"?

Indeed, I think that heterosexual males really cheat themselves out of a ton of fun when they assume that "real sex" means sticking a penis into a vagina.


The only person who really knows where a guy should put his penis to give her pleasure is is his partner. Sometimes, the best way for him to do what he should be doing is by not trying to do it with his penis. (In my experience, if a guy's making her feel good, his partner will be able to come up with something to do with his penis ;) He's likely to be pleasantly surprised.)

Of course this all presupposes the first thing I mentioned: a good all-round relationship. The only useful things I know about what my partner enjoys are things I learned by asking her and then letting her teach me. In the beginning, it was hard to admit to myself "she's not always desperate for my penis!" long enough to let her show me what she needed right there and then.

A lot of guys seem to take it very personally if a girl isn't going nuts over the penis. I can see why they might feel that way, but it's really not like that...it's not that she has a problem with HIS penis, it's that she wants something that a penis cannot provide at that moment. Heterosexual girls are attracted to MEN, not simply to penises, and there's a ton of fun things a man's body can be used for even if you don't lay a finger on his genitalia. :)


Funnily enough though, once I started caring about what she needed me to do to give her pleasure, she started getting really comfortable with my penis.
A lot of women I've talked to are actually kind of turned off by penises, because of bad experiences they've had. They've been in too many relationships where sex was always about The Almighty Penis, and this ends up making them feel like playing with a penis is really just a chore. They think that "having sex" means "having a penis put inside me and moved around in ways that feel good to the penis, regardless of what might feel best for me."

That's a bummer, because penises can be very fun. It's a bummer, too, that their male partners are selling themselves short (so to speak ;)) by having such a bland sex life.

And don't forget to consider the possibility that her pleasure may not be maximized by you "fitting" your penis anywhere...you may, infact, have to do something with her body that doesn't involve your penis at all!

Enjoyment during sex is more mental than physical.

But if your penis is the size of a thumb, you're in trouble, buddy.

Yes because Chimps are a bunch of little sluts.:)
Especially bonobo monkeys. They shag anything, anywhere, anytime.

And sports cars. Or massive trucks. ;)
Le package totale.

I urge you all to read Pharyngula's illuminating essay, "The burden of bearing a massive penis." Very educational.

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2006/06/the_burden_of_bearing_a_massiv.php#more
Awesome!!!
:D

I love you.
To be fair, i grew up around a lot of people with compensatory issues.
And of course, on a daily basis, i can be out in public and pretty much see the same thing.
Love you too. :)

Jiminy Christmas .... people still worry about size?
Yeah, you'd think in the age of oral and mechanical stimulation, that it would no longer be an issue.

Especially bonobo monkeys. They shag anything, anywhere, anytime.
They're not monkeys, they're apes but your right. As far as I know they are the only other ape that has sex for pleasure. Horny little devils they are.

They're not monkeys, they're apes but your right. As far as I know they are the only other ape that has sex for pleasure. Horny little devils they are.
Not just that ... even reverse paedophilia. I've seen it m'self.

Not just that ... even reverse paedophilia. I've seen it m'self.
They eat their young too.
Take that how you will.
Especially bonobo monkeys. They shag anything, anywhere, anytime.
I can only imagine

Same with other animals, such as sheep. Average sheep weighs the same as an average man, but look at the difference in ball size.

Biggest balls, IIRC, are the southern right whales. Their's weigh a tonne each. This is due to their mating habits, which is little more than an aquatic gangbang. They literally try to 'flush' the other whale's semen out with their own, to improve their siring chances.
Incidently, this is why sea water is so salty.
Snakes aren't half bad i believe they have a substance that seals up the er 'hole' stopping others from messing up their seed.

Biggest balls, IIRC, are the southern right whales. Their's weigh a tonne each. This is due to their mating habits, which is little more than an aquatic gangbang. They literally try to 'flush' the other whale's semen out with their own, to improve their siring chances.
Incidently, this is why sea water is so salty.

*Adds it to the list of reasons I'm never going in the sea again*

A lot of men have been unfairly accused of having a small penis. The truth is some women just have huge vaginas and we are just getting a bad rap. This show (http://youtube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w&search=%20vagina) explains how woman with big vaginas are unfairly acusing men of having a small penis.


:D :D :D :D

That video will kill my computer.
2min50sec:(

The self-interest is actually why they are so popular. Larry (and some others in CYE) gets himself into the situations he does due to his egomania. It's extremely funny to watch, and plus it's really witty. Better than most of those oh-so altruistic, but ultimately dull, sit-coms out there.
It's witty? To just stand there deadpanning and stuttering and saying really megalomaniacal things? I'm out of the loop on wit, then. I've not been much of a sitcom fan since college, so perhaps that explains it.

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I never have that problem for two reasons.


1.) I haven't had sex or taken my pants off in front of a girl

2.) My penis is neither small, nor normal size, if you get what I mean. :D