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I have been commanded by Queen Bigfu to cordialy invite you to a Grand Banquet at the Kingonads Royal family's ancestral home Phallic Castle.

This vibrant and extravangant event is to partake in the planning of our annual Hetro Pride event in August when we allow the straightfolk as we refer to them to leave their house away from the fear of intimidation and queer bashing.

It is a vibrant event as these are very colourful peoples and even have little folk! They add a certain panache to our society with their flamboyance through skills of engineering, mechanics and they even have beer bellys and thats just the men!!!!

We excitedly await your response and promise all squeels shall be kept to a minimum in mixed company

His Emminence
Toesucka Ofkyleee
Assistant to the Queen of Gaydania

err.. yes.

Queen Bigfu is honoured that you have chose to accept her outstretched hand of friendship and join our other guests at the Banquet.

Ful details of the "theme" of the event shall be issued shortly but the peoples vote is currently Peaches and Cream.

We shall however place a vote on here for all attendees to decide upon which shall be the final choice onced we have stopped the internal bickering that has ensued after 12 members of our cabinet fought over a sort after peach chiffon scarf

Mommy??

Aww, it thinks General is for RP.

Are you Queen Bigfu's lost love child ? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


Our nation has been searching for you for many years as future successor to this great Queendom. One would hope that some of our peoples ways will have rubbed off on you even tho you were taken at such a young age

NO! *nukes*

Are you Queen Bigfu's lost love child ? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


Our nation has been searching for you for many years as future successor to this great Queendom. One would hope that some of our peoples ways will have rubbed off on you even tho you were taken at such a young age

Yes I am, can i have my throne now...

Aww, it thinks General is for RP.

One would appologise if this is not the case our Queen recently passed over the mantle of responsibility of broadcasting our great nation due to a small bout of Bird flu

Phallic Castle? -laughs- How long did it take to *erect* said castle?:p

Yes I am, can i have my throne now...

Im afraid the initiation ceremony takes a number of years and worthiness needs to be proven as does blood line

Phallic Castle? -laughs- How long did it take to *erect* said castle?:p
haha...dammit, you beat me to it:(

I have been commanded by Queen Bigfu to cordialy invite you to a Grand Banquet at the Kingonads Royal family's ancestral home Phallic Castle.

This vibrant and extravangant event is to partake in the planning of our annual Hetro Pride event in August when we allow the straightfolk as we refer to them to leave their house away from the fear of intimidation and queer bashing.

It is a vibrant event as these are very colourful peoples and even have little folk! They add a certain panache to our society with their flamboyance through skills of engineering, mechanics and they even have beer bellys and thats just the men!!!!

We excitedly await your response and promise all squeels shall be kept to a minimum in mixed company

His Emminence
Toesucka Ofkyleee
Assistant to the Queen of GaydaniaInvitation accepted! When is this, and eh.. Is it OK to feed the straightfolk? - Don't worry, I promise I won't try to feed them plastic bags & alcohol.

Phallic Castle? -laughs- How long did it take to *erect* said castle?:p

The Construction workers' Union an be persuaded to work quickly if you rub them the right way. But their rates are a bit stiff. You should come prepared.

haha...dammit, you beat me to it:(


:D

Hey, us great minds do think alike, no? Just that I was a bit quicker this time.

Phallic Castle? -laughs- How long did it take to *erect* said castle?:p

It took many strong hands several nights hardwork but eventualy we Broke the back of the mountain to consruct such a magnificant structure.

Oh damn, I'm busy.

It took many strong hands several nights hardwork but eventualy we Broke the back of the mountain to consruct such a magnificant structure.
I heard the dam overflow caused a sticky situation..

The Construction workers' Union an be persuaded to work quickly if you rub them the right way. But their rates are a bit stiff. You should come prepared.


Yeah, I know they can blow their tops if you rub them the wrong way, too :p

:D

Hey, us great minds do think alike, no? Just that I was a bit quicker this time.
haha...well, sadly, this is one of those times where being fast is a good thing;)

haha...well, sadly, this is one of those times where being fast is a good thing;)


Isn't that the truth!

One would appologise if this is not the case our Queen recently passed over the mantle of responsibility of broadcasting our great nation due to a small bout of Bird flu

Bird flue, sex reassignment surgery and subsequent boob-job, potayto, potahto...

Invitation accepted! When is this, and eh.. Is it OK to feed the straightfolk? - Don't worry, I promise I won't try to feed them plastic bags & alcohol.

all will be revealed shortly when the Themeing party have made it through the Cabinet for Party Awareness and Protocol.

Alcohol must not be provided to smallfolk under any circumstances we understand this maybe detrimental to their well being. We also ask that you refrain from ariving in your charriots or alternative modes of transport playing any songs from the musical Grease. We understand that straightfolk have a prevalence for destroying our national past time of karaoke with awful singing and this may set them off! we accept no liability in the event of this occurance.

It took many strong hands several nights hardwork but eventualy we Broke the back of the mountain to consruct such a magnificant structure.


Yeah the head director of the project(such an old,wrinkly man), said he spewed with joy once they got everything up and running

haha...well, sadly, this is one of those times where being fast is a good thing;)
My child, how is work?

I heard the dam overflow caused a sticky situation..

yes it did back up a little but we soon got it gushing again

Yeah the head director of the project(such an old,wrinkly man), said he spewed with joy once they got everything up and running
Mental image, first time I have ever been disturbed.


I love you.

Alas Queen Bigfu has now summoned me to provide the oral mastication for the evening so I must retire to my duties.

It has been a pleasure engaging and I shall report back with an update soon.


His Emminence
Toesucka Ofkyleee
Assistant to the Queen of Gaydania

It took many strong hands several nights hardwork but eventualy we Broke the back of the mountain to consruct such a magnificant structure.

I like how the rigid structure shoots skyward.

My child, how is work?
I came home last night covered in pond muck and smelling like pond scum. (mind you, this was at 11 pm, so I was freezing and had been in the water for 3 hours...)

other than that, its decent. I did get to play with my boss's dog for a few hours yesterday, and get the day off today.

Mental image, first time I have ever been disturbed.


I love you.


:fluffle:

yes it did back up a little but we soon got it gushing again
King Ruffino would like to praise you and your crew with a blowing session at the opera.

I like how the rigid structure shoots skyward.

It was just a flat top bungalow until you walked by LG.

I came home last night covered in pond muck and smelling like pond scum. (mind you, this was at 11 pm, so I was freezing and had been in the water for 3 hours...)

other than that, its decent. I did get to play with my boss's dog for a few hours yesterday, and get the day off today.
Cool :)

And I hope you didn't have to use your training yet.

The games..

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