NationStates Jolt Archive


Patriotic Americans!

PsychoticDan
30-06-2006, 19:36
Are you actually patriotic or do you just wrap yourself in the flag?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13442226/

Post your score.
You answered 95% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:

0-20%: Maybe you're still thinking too much about the Old Country -- and that's where you should probably be.

25-40%: Mmmm. Do you really want to be a citizen? This kind of performance isn't going to impress those nice immigration folks.

45-60%: Not too bad, but you really need to break out the civics books again -- word is, the INS is looking for an 80 percent score.

65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.

85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)

Scroll down to see answers for each question.
Kecibukia
30-06-2006, 19:41
95% Woot!
Maraque
30-06-2006, 19:42
I got 70%.

:(
Empress_Suiko
30-06-2006, 19:45
100%
The Black Forrest
30-06-2006, 19:45
Only missed one because I misread the question involving voting.

Wow. They still teach the myth of the Pilgrims and Religious Freedom......
Londim
30-06-2006, 19:46
You answered 75% of questions correctly.

65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.


And I've only just started my studies on American politics
Deep Kimchi
30-06-2006, 19:46
You answered 100% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:
PsychoticDan
30-06-2006, 19:48
I blew the question about what were the 13 original states because I scanned the answers too fast and didn't notice washington DC in the list. Tht's not a state. :(
Maraque
30-06-2006, 19:49
I misread the question "Who selects the Supreme Court justices" I stupidly chose the Senate, but they only confirm them. >_>

That's still 75%, damnit.
Sane Outcasts
30-06-2006, 19:50
95%

My social studies teacher would be proud.:) If only she had taught me what form is used for immigration.
RefusedPartyProgram
30-06-2006, 19:51
40% which is ok I was hoping for lower as I really don't give a shit about the US.
Barrygoldwater
30-06-2006, 19:52
100.
Bottle
30-06-2006, 19:52
Are you actually patriotic or do you just wrap yourself in the flag?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13442226/

Post your score.
95%. Though, I admit, I totally guess on "What INS form is used to apply to become a naturalized citizen?"
Bottle
30-06-2006, 19:53
I blew the question about what were the 13 original states because I scanned the answers too fast and didn't notice washington DC in the list. Tht's not a state. :(
Lol, I did the same thing! They're tricksy bastids, aren't they?
Psychotic Mongooses
30-06-2006, 19:55
80% condsidering I don't really give two figs either way. Some pretty basic questions in there if you ask me.
Poliwanacraca
30-06-2006, 19:55
100%, although I had to guess on the "Application for Naturalization" question. The rest were very easy, if not always entirely accurate. (Puritans in search of "religious freedom"? Well, sort of...)
Machtfrei
30-06-2006, 19:55
90%, missed the form and the quote.

The immigration form is a moot point since I'm native. Though I am a bit empathetic with people coming in having worked with Germany for my residency permit here. Ya'll have my address in at LEAST 4 places already, can't you just look it up instead of making me write it out....again.
Leipprandtia
30-06-2006, 19:55
65% I always thought of myself as better then that! We'll, back to Government class for me.
The Cathunters
30-06-2006, 19:56
60% brainwashing :D :D :D
Thriceaddict
30-06-2006, 19:57
60%
Pretty good condsidering I'm not even American.
Llewdor
30-06-2006, 19:57
I got 90%. And I'm not even an American.

I missed the one on amendments that address voting rights, and I couldn't identify the proper INS form (that was a weird thing to ask).
United O-Zone
30-06-2006, 19:57
95%
British Stereotypes
30-06-2006, 19:57
You answered 35% of questions correctly.

I guess I don't have what it takes to become a citizen...http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0006.gif
Bottle
30-06-2006, 19:58
60%
Pretty good condsidering I'm not even American.
I'm impressed. I know I definitely could not answer similar questions about another country. Hell, I don't even know how many other countries have written Constitutions.
JuNii
30-06-2006, 19:58
You answered 85% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:

mis clicked one, mis read another and guessed on the third wrong answer.
Rhaomi
30-06-2006, 19:59
95% and proud of it.
Empress_Suiko
30-06-2006, 20:01
95%. Though, I admit, I totally guess on "What INS form is used to apply to become a naturalized citizen?"


N-400, My mother had to fill that out.
Empress_Suiko
30-06-2006, 20:02
N-400, My mother had to fill that out.


http://www.uscis.gov/graphics/formsfee/forms/files/N-400.pdf


There is the form itself.
Strathcarlie
30-06-2006, 20:02
Do you have what it takes to become a citizen?
You answered 100% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:

0-20%: Maybe you're still thinking too much about the Old Country -- and that's where you should probably be.

25-40%: Mmmm. Do you really want to be a citizen? This kind of performance isn't going to impress those nice immigration folks.

45-60%: Not too bad, but you really need to break out the civics books again -- word is, the INS is looking for an 80 percent score.

65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.

85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)
John Galts Vision
30-06-2006, 20:03
95%

I missed this one:

"19. What INS form is used to apply to become a naturalized citizen?"
Similization
30-06-2006, 20:03
I scored 75%

Guess there's a reason I'm not USian.
Bottle
30-06-2006, 20:04
N-400, My mother had to fill that out.
I really should know that, since four out of the 5 people I work with are in various stages of acquiring US citizenship. (Two from China, one from Bulgaria, one from Trinidad.)
Empress_Suiko
30-06-2006, 20:05
I scored 75%

Guess there's a reason I'm not USian.


There needs to be a word censor on the idiotic word.
IL Ruffino
30-06-2006, 20:05
You answered 60% of questions correctly.

YEY!!
Londim
30-06-2006, 20:06
I'm impressed. I know I definitely could not answer similar questions about another country. Hell, I don't even know how many other countries have written Constitutions.

All but 7 nations/states have written constitutions. One nation that has an uncodified/unwritten constitution is the UK which has the oldest constitution in the world over 1000 years old. I had to learn that for my British Politics exam. Damn A levels
Bottle
30-06-2006, 20:09
All but 7 nations/states have written constitutions. One nation that has an uncodified/unwritten constitution is the UK which has the oldest constitution in the world over 1000 years old. I had to learn that for my British Politics exam. Damn A levels
*Hangs head in shame*

I cannot believe that I am a college graduate and yet do not know this kind of thing. I'm often embarassed by how my coworkers are all bilingual and much more aware of international politics and what's going on in other nations. I need to quit playing videogames so much, and start reading some damn newspapers from outside the US.
Democratic Colonies
30-06-2006, 20:10
85%. Quite nice, considering that I've lived in Canada all my life.
Klitvilia
30-06-2006, 20:12
85%. pretty good, I guess.
Fuzzitonia
30-06-2006, 20:13
95%
Empress_Suiko
30-06-2006, 20:14
*Hangs head in shame*

I cannot believe that I am a college graduate and yet do not know this kind of thing. I'm often embarassed by how my coworkers are all bilingual and much more aware of international politics and what's going on in other nations. I need to quit playing videogames so much, and start reading some damn newspapers from outside the US.



Being bilingual is overrated.
Londim
30-06-2006, 20:14
*Hangs head in shame*

I cannot believe that I am a college graduate and yet do not know this kind of thing. I'm often embarassed by how my coworkers are all bilingual and much more aware of international politics and what's going on in other nations. I need to quit playing videogames so much, and start reading some damn newspapers from outside the US.

Less videogames? Thats ebul :eek: Is anything worth that?! Anyway I could lend you my 500 page text book all on Britain and how politics works here. Very interesting:rolleyes:
Bottle
30-06-2006, 20:15
Being bilingual is overrated.
Yeah, but English is a totally bonkers language. Plus, Chinese cursing sounds so freaking badass.
Bottle
30-06-2006, 20:17
Less videogames? Thats ebul :eek: Is anything worth that?!

Well, now you know why I haven't done it yet. :)


Anyway I could lend you my 500 page text book all on Britain and how politics works here. Very interesting:rolleyes:
I'm guessing it's probably as fascinating as my AP American history textbook. Expecially the chapter about the debate over the gold standard for currency. That was just so thrilling. :P
Empress_Suiko
30-06-2006, 20:17
Yeah, but English is a totally bonkers language. Plus, Chinese cursing sounds so freaking badass.



I like English better, so much easier to use and most of all write. I always hated writing Japanese Kanji!:headbang:
Bottle
30-06-2006, 20:19
I like English better, so much easier to use and most of all write. I always hated writing Japanese Kanji!:headbang:
I took Japanese for a while, and at first it seemed totally perfect. The hiragana and katakana characters were all phonetic and easy to use, and all the grammar made perfect sense, and there was practically no verb conjugation to worry about.

Then they introduced the kanji characters. That was my last semester of Japanese class.
Londim
30-06-2006, 20:21
Take up punjabi. Easy language and swearing in that sounds excellent :D Then again it may not be easy to learn as I picked it up afte being surrounded by it at home
JuNii
30-06-2006, 20:22
Being bilingual is overrated.
I like being Bilingual...


of course, the only two languages I speak are English, and bad english. :D
Empress_Suiko
30-06-2006, 20:24
I took Japanese for a while, and at first it seemed totally perfect. The hiragana and katakana characters were all phonetic and easy to use, and all the grammar made perfect sense, and there was practically no verb conjugation to worry about.

Then they introduced the kanji characters. That was my last semester of Japanese class.


You hated it to? I like Italian so much better. I need to take more classes in it.
Arrkendommer
30-06-2006, 20:28
A lot of americans just like independance day because they get to play with fire.
RRSHP
30-06-2006, 20:28
Nice, 95%

But that "What INS form is used to apply to become a naturalized citizen?" is a bullshit question. Well, for a citizen from birth at least.
Empress_Suiko
30-06-2006, 20:29
Nice, 95%

But that "What INS form is used to apply to become a naturalized citizen?" is a bullshit question. Well, for a citizen from birth at least.



If you were born here then you would need to fill it out, but if you weren't you would have to.
Barbaric Tribes
30-06-2006, 20:34
Being bilingual is overrated.

*southern drawl*
Like a bisexual...
Poliwanacraca
30-06-2006, 20:38
I'm guessing it's probably as fascinating as my AP American history textbook. Expecially the chapter about the debate over the gold standard for currency. That was just so thrilling. :P

Oh, man, I'd forgotten about the severe tedium of the gold standard debate. It could be worse, though - my AP history class had an additional fat book to read on nothing but the populist and progressive movements. I'm sure the populist and progressive movements had many fascinating aspects, but my classmates and I all agreed that, as far as we could tell, the main principle of both movements was being mind-numbingly boring to read about. :p
British Stereotypes
30-06-2006, 20:42
I like being Bilingual...


of course, the only two languages I speak are English, and bad english. :D
Heh...and I just speak bad English. Quite often foreigners don't understand what I'm saying.
Ginnoria
30-06-2006, 21:14
100%. Although I guessed on the immigration form question. :p
TeHe
30-06-2006, 21:19
95%. Missed the "give me liberty or give me death" one. :(
Ginnoria
30-06-2006, 21:23
95%. Missed the "give me liberty or give me death" one. :(
How unpatriotic and un-Christian of you. You must hate freedom and America. I think it's time we took you on a vacation to Guantanamo Bay.
Sirrvs
30-06-2006, 21:28
85%, just made it.
But damn I'm ashamed of myself!

I love how they included Scooter Libby as a choice. :D
Rangerville
30-06-2006, 21:31
I got 75%, but i'm Canadian, so that's pretty good.
Llewdor
30-06-2006, 22:40
I took Japanese for a while, and at first it seemed totally perfect. The hiragana and katakana characters were all phonetic and easy to use, and all the grammar made perfect sense, and there was practically no verb conjugation to worry about.

Then they introduced the kanji characters. That was my last semester of Japanese class.

I'm a whole-language proponent, so I think the Kanji should be easier.

Though, I stopped studying Japanese before I got that far.
Boonytopia
01-07-2006, 02:36
You answered 80% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:

65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.

Woohoo! U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A! Does that mean you have to let me in now?
Hamilay
01-07-2006, 02:41
9. What are the 13 original states?



Connecticut, New Hampshire, New York, New Zealand, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Delaware, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Rhode Island, Maryland

Lol :D

65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.

Hmm, better than I was expecting considering I know next to nothing about the US constitution.
Rojo Cubano
01-07-2006, 02:52
95%. Since I was born here, I've never gone through the naturalization process. Thus, I didn't know the answer to the naturalization form question.
Maineiacs
01-07-2006, 02:54
I got them all right, but I admit that I got lucky in my guess about what the immigration form is called.
New Zero Seven
01-07-2006, 02:56
40% -- which isn't too shabby for a non-American.
M3rcenaries
01-07-2006, 03:00
65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.
75 to be exact.
Keruvalia
01-07-2006, 03:06
100% baby! Yeah! USA! USA!
Synthiviper
01-07-2006, 03:08
90%!

But that just means I could pass the citizenship test. Doesn't say anywhere that I'm more patriotic...
New Mitanni
01-07-2006, 03:09
Are you actually patriotic or do you just wrap yourself in the flag?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13442226/

Post your score.

"You answered 100% of questions correctly."
Corneliu
01-07-2006, 03:15
Are you actually patriotic or do you just wrap yourself in the flag?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13442226/

Post your score.

95%.

Took a stab at number 19 and missed.
The Coral Islands
01-07-2006, 03:22
I got 85%, which I think is pretty good for a Canadian.

I do not know my ammendments, apparently, and I have never heard of Patrick Henry before. I also do not know my INS form numbers, but since I do not plan on applying to immigrate, I think I am alright.
Minkonio
01-07-2006, 03:51
You answered 90% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:

0-20%: Maybe you're still thinking too much about the Old Country -- and that's where you should probably be.

25-40%: Mmmm. Do you really want to be a citizen? This kind of performance isn't going to impress those nice immigration folks.

45-60%: Not too bad, but you really need to break out the civics books again -- word is, the INS is looking for an 80 percent score.

65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.

85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)

Scroll down to see answers for each question. Also, please let us know what you think about the quiz. The feedback is appreciated.

1. How many stripes are there on the U.S. flag?
Correct
13
2. Who is the chief justice of the Supreme Court today?
Correct
John G. Roberts Jr.
3. In what year was the Constitution written?
1776 is not correct.
1787
4. Which of these is guaranteed by the First Amendment?
Correct
Freedom of the press
5. How many Supreme Court justices are there?
Correct
9
6. What are the first 10 amendments to the Constitution called?
Correct
The Bill of Rights
7. When was the Declaration of Independence adopted?
Correct
July 4, 1776
8. Which of the following amendments to the Constitution does NOT address or guarantee voting rights?
Correct
7th Amendment
9. What are the 13 original states?
Correct
Connecticut, New Hampshire, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Rhode Island, Maryland
10. What do the stripes on the U.S. flag mean?
Correct
They represent the 13 original states
11. What is the introduction to the Constitution called?
Correct
The Preamble
12. How many changes or amendments are there to the Constitution?
Correct
27
13. Which of the following is NOT one of the constitutional requirements to be eligible to become president?
Correct
Must have served as a governor
14. Who selects the Supreme Court justices?
Correct
They are appointed by the president. (NOTE: This is the response given on the official United States Citizenship and Immigration Services Web site. The president selects the justices; however, they must be confirmed by the U.S. Senate. If they are rejected by the Senate, then the president must choose a new nominee, who, again, is subject to Senate approval.)
15. How many representatives are there in Congress?
Correct
435
16. Who said, "Give me liberty or give me death"?
Correct
Patrick Henry
17. Why did the Pilgrims come to America?
Correct
For religious freedom
18. Who has the power to declare war?
Correct
Congress
19. What INS form is used to apply to become a naturalized citizen?

Correct
N-400 "Application for Naturalization"
20. Which of these contains three rights or freedoms guaranteed by the Bill of Rights?
Right to protest, right to protection under the law, freedom of religion is not correct.
Freedom of speech, freedom of the press, freedom of religion
:cool:
Corneliu
01-07-2006, 03:54
Just on a side note. The Constitution was adopted July 2 and signed on July 4th.
Smunkeeville
01-07-2006, 03:56
You answered 100% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:

0-20%: Maybe you're still thinking too much about the Old Country -- and that's where you should probably be.

25-40%: Mmmm. Do you really want to be a citizen? This kind of performance isn't going to impress those nice immigration folks.

45-60%: Not too bad, but you really need to break out the civics books again -- word is, the INS is looking for an 80 percent score.

65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.

85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)
Eyster
01-07-2006, 04:05
I got 90%, but I just guessed on the naturized form part.
Equalland
01-07-2006, 04:06
85% God Bless America. And Equalland. :cool:
Neo Soviet England
01-07-2006, 04:26
95. I make myself sick.
Nural
01-07-2006, 04:27
95%, I missed question 9 about the original 13 states. The incorrect list I chose had Kentucky instead of New Hampshire.
Cannot think of a name
01-07-2006, 05:32
I got 90%, I hadn't the foggiest on the INS form thing and confused congress for senate and so answered that wrong.
Corneliu
01-07-2006, 05:34
I got 90%, I hadn't the foggiest on the INS form thing and confused congress for senate and so answered that wrong.

Technically there is 535 members of Congress :D
Azaha
01-07-2006, 05:39
You answered 80% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:

0-20%: Maybe you're still thinking too much about the Old Country -- and that's where you should probably be.

25-40%: Mmmm. Do you really want to be a citizen? This kind of performance isn't going to impress those nice immigration folks.

45-60%: Not too bad, but you really need to break out the civics books again -- word is, the INS is looking for an 80 percent score.

65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.

85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)
23Eris
01-07-2006, 05:40
You answered 95% of questions correctly

"Technically there is 535 members of Congress"

The question was how many Representatives, not how many congress people :)
Corneliu
01-07-2006, 05:40
You answered 95% of questions correctly

"Technically there is 535 members of Congress"

The question was how many Representatives, not how many congress people :)

Well if you want to get technical, since all 535 people are elected then they are all representatives :D
Vetalia
01-07-2006, 05:44
95%...I'm a confidence interval!

19. What INS form is used to apply to become a naturalized citizen?
Form N-200 "Petition for Naturalization" is not correct.
N-400 "Application for Naturalization"

I would have figured the petiton came first, followed by the application form. My bureaucratic senses have failed me...:(
Cannot think of a name
01-07-2006, 05:52
You answered 95% of questions correctly

"Technically there is 535 members of Congress"

The question was how many Representatives, not how many congress people :)
That's what threw me. I was breezing through becuase of the bloopies that where before it and didn't read carefully. Now I'll never get into a good college...
Colodia
01-07-2006, 05:56
You answered 95% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:



8. Which of the following amendments to the Constitution does NOT address or guarantee voting rights?
15th Amendment is not correct.
7th Amendment

I guessed on that one. :(
Corneliu
01-07-2006, 05:57
You answered 95% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:



8. Which of the following amendments to the Constitution does NOT address or guarantee voting rights?
15th Amendment is not correct.
7th Amendment

I guessed on that one. :(

The 15th gave blacks voting rights. That's basic civics.
Pepe Dominguez
01-07-2006, 06:01
Wow.. if that's the actual citizenship test, I'd be surprised if anyone has ever failed.. needs a rewrite if you ask me. :rolleyes:

Although to be honest, I did miss the question asking what the name of the immigration form was. I guessed "N-200." Probably because I've never had to apply. :p
Pepe Dominguez
01-07-2006, 06:03
I blew the question about what were the 13 original states because I scanned the answers too fast and didn't notice washington DC in the list. Tht's not a state. :(

Neither was Kentucky. :p
Xadelaide
01-07-2006, 06:12
"Connecticut, New Hampshire, New York, New Zealand"

Bahahahahaha LOLz.

I got 65%, and I'm not even a Yankee. :eek:

AS History FTW.
Boreal Tundra
01-07-2006, 06:18
95% and since I'm not american and never plan to be: truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.
Colodia
01-07-2006, 06:38
The 15th gave blacks voting rights. That's basic civics.
Considering that the only US History class I had was 8th grade US History and have yet to take my US History class in 11th grade yet...

Anyway, I knew that following the Civil War either of the Amendment/s 14-17 were passed, which I thought one of them gave blacks citizenship but not explicit voting rights. So it was more of a "half-educated guess"

....Stop making me defend myself! :(
Montacanos
01-07-2006, 07:53
95% The real naturalization test is far harder than this.
Hydac
01-07-2006, 07:55
90%, I just skimmed the list of states and I missed the year of the Constitution.
Hobovillia
01-07-2006, 08:04
Whats an American?


45%, I guessed all, I thought the American flag had 12 stripes so I just went with the closest answer:p
Jeruselem
01-07-2006, 08:11
65% - not bad for an Australian
Aust
01-07-2006, 10:13
45% and I'm a brit. EASY!
Philosopy
01-07-2006, 10:38
75%. I made one silly mistake, two genuine mistakes and got two of the 'how the hell am I supposed to know that?' questions wrong.
The Most Glorious Hack
01-07-2006, 10:42
95% The real naturalization test is far harder than this.I certainly hope so.

And I wager that most people who got 95% screwed up the INS form question (that's what screwed me over).
Monkeypimp
01-07-2006, 10:55
Not American and have never formally studied the US government/history.

You answered 75% of questions correctly.



heh.
BogMarsh
01-07-2006, 10:59
90%

85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)


Obviously, I know more FACTS about most countries than most inhabitants... :p

mistakes: q19 and q20.
Daisetta
01-07-2006, 11:07
All but 7 nations/states have written constitutions. One nation that has an uncodified/unwritten constitution is the UK which has the oldest constitution in the world over 1000 years old. I had to learn that for my British Politics exam. Damn A levels

It would be an amazing trick for a country that is less than 300 years old to have a constitution that is over a thousand years old. I assume you failed your A Level?

The United Kingdom came into existence in 1707 with the union of Scotland and England, much against the wishes of the population of Scotland, and possibly of England, too: no one was asked. Ireland was added in 1801, against the wishes of the population of Ireland. Most of Ireland left again, leaving pretty much the current arrangement, only in the twentieth century.

By the way, I scored 90% on the original test: I missed out on the naturalisation form and the thirteen original states, which was bloody difficult to read and make sense of, although I did spot the DC thing.
Philosopy
01-07-2006, 11:10
-snip-
Based on this, I assume you failed the history too.
The blessed Chris
01-07-2006, 11:30
Heh. 50 %. And I got a question correct about the little dissidency in the 18th century.
BogMarsh
01-07-2006, 11:32
Heh. 50 %. And I got a question correct about the little dissidency in the 18th century.

*snorts* Seditious colonials...
The blessed Chris
01-07-2006, 11:34
*snorts* Seditious colonials...

Indeed. We were better off without the ungrateful cads.
BogMarsh
01-07-2006, 11:36
Indeed. We were better off without the ungrateful cads.

*nods* owt but firecrackerlighters indeed.
You know summat?
They don't even serve Yorkshire Pudding, yet have the gall to call it New York.
The blessed Chris
01-07-2006, 11:37
*nods* owt but firecrackerlighters indeed.
You know summat?
They don't even serve Yorkshire Pudding, yet have the gall to call it New York.

Bloody hell! And just what is that foul concoction they replace tea with?
BogMarsh
01-07-2006, 11:43
Bloody hell! And just what is that foul concoction they replace tea with?


C...Co.... *breaks down* The best I can do is to describe it as comething that comes out of the veruccas of a Geordie's feet...
The blessed Chris
01-07-2006, 11:45
C...Co.... *breaks down* The best I can do is to describe it as comething that comes out of the veruccas of a Geordie feet...

I was having my breakfast. Thankyou very much for that.:mad: :D
BogMarsh
01-07-2006, 11:46
I was having my breakfast. Thankyou very much for that.:mad: :D

Kippers or scones, m'lud?
The blessed Chris
01-07-2006, 11:50
Kippers or scones, m'lud?

Crumpets dear boy.
BogMarsh
01-07-2006, 11:51
Crumpets dear boy.

Yes, M'lud.

*crumpets apparate*
Cromotar
01-07-2006, 11:54
85%

Not bad for a Swede!
The blessed Chris
01-07-2006, 11:56
Yes, M'lud.

*crumpets apparate*

Wow, he has the imperial glory wand......
BogMarsh
01-07-2006, 12:00
Wow, he has the imperial glory wand......

Indeed, M'lud.

By Olivander's of London.
Intangelon
01-07-2006, 12:11
95%. Though, I admit, I totally guess on "What INS form is used to apply to become a naturalized citizen?"
Me too -- I missed it because A) I didn't need to be naturalized, and B) I used my experience wit governmental forms. When I changed my last name, the first form I filled out was called "Petition for Change of Name" (followed by the one the judge signs, the "Order Changing Name"). So I figured the one the INS wanted first was the Petition (N-200).

Okay, so bad logic there. My bad. Still, 95% rocketh somewhat.
Intangelon
01-07-2006, 12:20
It would be an amazing trick for a country that is less than 300 years old to have a constitution that is over a thousand years old. I assume you failed your A Level?

The United Kingdom came into existence in 1707 with the union of Scotland and England, much against the wishes of the population of Scotland, and possibly of England, too: no one was asked. Ireland was added in 1801, against the wishes of the population of Ireland. Most of Ireland left again, leaving pretty much the current arrangement, only in the twentieth century.

By the way, I scored 90% on the original test: I missed out on the naturalisation form and the thirteen original states, which was bloody difficult to read and make sense of, although I did spot the DC thing.
Pardon me, Madame Pretentious, but in your haste to correct, you forgot to mention Wales. Too many consonants in their place names for you?
Intangelon
01-07-2006, 12:22
Bloody hell! And just what is that foul concoction they replace tea with?
If it weren't for your bloody wars, we'd have never been as addicted to coffee as we are. Well, the US, not me. I despise coffee.
Mstreeted
01-07-2006, 12:30
i got 30%... but i'm not american and i dont care... does that my score the lowest?.. am a high acheiver?.. well.. of sorts
Evil Turnips
01-07-2006, 12:34
Pardon me, Madame Pretentious, but in your haste to correct, you forgot to mention Wales. Too many consonants in their place names for you?

QFT BROTHER!
Intangelon
01-07-2006, 12:40
QFT BROTHER!
Uh...thanks? In the words of a beloved Python skit, "sorry, mate, I'm afraid I don't understand your banter."
The british royalists
01-07-2006, 12:41
30% not bad for a brit

400+ members of congress
bill of rights


dam i thought benjamin franklin was head of congress lol:p

wot fun it is to annoy americans
Demented Hamsters
01-07-2006, 14:07
70%.
Of the ones I got wrong, I had narrowed 1/2 of them down to 50/50 so could have gotten more had I been lucky.

Overall pretty good considering I don't live nor have ever been to the States.

It be interesting to see the USians take a test of another's country!
Corneliu
01-07-2006, 14:24
Considering that the only US History class I had was 8th grade US History and have yet to take my US History class in 11th grade yet...

Anyway, I knew that following the Civil War either of the Amendment/s 14-17 were passed, which I thought one of them gave blacks citizenship but not explicit voting rights. So it was more of a "half-educated guess"

....Stop making me defend myself! :(

Wrong again. The 13th, 14th, and 15th amendments were passed after the Civil war. The 16th was the Income tax amendment and the 17th (if my memory is right) gave the right to vote to women :D

Edit: Nope I was wrong. The 17th gave us direct election of Senators. It was the 19th in 1920 that gave the women the right to vote.
Londim
01-07-2006, 14:30
:pIt would be an amazing trick for a country that is less than 300 years old to have a constitution that is over a thousand years old. I assume you failed your A Level?

The United Kingdom came into existence in 1707 with the union of Scotland and England, much against the wishes of the population of Scotland, and possibly of England, too: no one was asked. Ireland was added in 1801, against the wishes of the population of Ireland. Most of Ireland left again, leaving pretty much the current arrangement, only in the twentieth century.

By the way, I scored 90% on the original test: I missed out on the naturalisation form and the thirteen original states, which was bloody difficult to read and make sense of, although I did spot the DC thing.

Probably I haven't got my results yet :p . And I meant england......yes england;)
Snoww
01-07-2006, 15:17
I got 75%, and I'm not even an American...
Ultraextreme Sanity
01-07-2006, 16:36
100 % ..... 85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)


???????????? but I am an American..I live here..:D


at any rate I had to Guess on the petition vs application for naturalzation question...the rest are fairly simple . And I would hope someone who was appling for citizenship would know the form .


i bet that if you used this as a test in high school today you would get a bunch of 60's:D
Dobbsworld
01-07-2006, 16:39
I scored a 75, and I'd sooner endure scurvy than rally 'round their garish flag.
Secret aj man
01-07-2006, 17:01
You answered 80% of questions correctly
Drunk commies deleted
01-07-2006, 17:14
You answered 95% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:

0-20%: Maybe you're still thinking too much about the Old Country -- and that's where you should probably be.

25-40%: Mmmm. Do you really want to be a citizen? This kind of performance isn't going to impress those nice immigration folks.

45-60%: Not too bad, but you really need to break out the civics books again -- word is, the INS is looking for an 80 percent score.

65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.

85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)

So am I allowed to stay?
Drunk commies deleted
01-07-2006, 17:15
I scored a 75, and I'd sooner endure scurvy than rally 'round their garish flag.
Yeah, like your big leaf is all that much better. Christ, a fucking maple leaf? Could you pick a more boring symbol for your country?
Dobbsworld
01-07-2006, 17:17
Could you pick a more boring symbol for your country?
http://www.ushistory.org/betsy/more/images/10834flag.gif

Nope. It was already taken.
Sel Appa
01-07-2006, 17:21
95%

19. What INS form is used to apply to become a naturalized citizen?

Form N-200 "Petition for Naturalization" is not correct.
N-400 "Application for Naturalization"

How the hell am I supposed to know that? I was born here and automatically a citizen.
Drunk commies deleted
01-07-2006, 17:23
http://www.ushistory.org/betsy/more/images/10834flag.gif

Nope. It was already taken.
Whatever. Our eagle could eat Canadian beaver any day. Mmmm... Pamela Anderson beaver
People without names
01-07-2006, 17:24
95%

My social studies teacher would be proud.:) If only she had taught me what form is used for immigration.

i thought that one was an easy guess.

19. What INS form is used to apply to become a naturalized citizen?

Form N-200 "Petition for Naturalization"
N-400 "Application for Naturalization"
Social Security card
FD-258
Akh-Horus
01-07-2006, 17:31
You answered 90% of questions correctly.

I am not even American; I live on the otherside of the world which unfortunately not out of American influence.

I heard that the average American doesn't even know 3 of the amendments.
Nonexistentland
01-07-2006, 17:45
95%. I always get the amendments mixed up...
Nonexistentland
01-07-2006, 17:46
I heard that the average American doesn't even know 3 of the amendments.

Wouldn't surprise me in the least. Wasn't there something awhile back about 1 out of 3 Americans not being able to locate New Orleans and Iraq on a map?
People without names
01-07-2006, 17:47
Wouldn't surprise me in the least. Wasn't there something awhile back about 1 out of 3 Americans not being able to locate New Orleans and Iraq on a map?

oddly enough if i go to europe im sure i can find a group of people that cant even point out their own country on a map and make a statistic out of that
Nonexistentland
01-07-2006, 17:52
oddly enough if i go to europe im sure i can find a group of people that cant even point out their own country on a map and make a statistic out of that
On the whole, I don't disagree with you. I think you'll find that, in any country with a sufficiently large enough population, there are a lot of unintelligent/ignorant people.
RefusedPartyProgram
01-07-2006, 17:56
Wouldn't surprise me in the least. Wasn't there something awhile back about 1 out of 3 Americans not being able to locate New Orleans and Iraq on a map?

I think the way those statistics are done is to given the people a nameless map and put a pin where they think the city/country is.
If the map had no names on I'd find it impossible to find Iraq as I guess many people would and I wouldn't be able to find most major British cities.
Drunk commies deleted
01-07-2006, 18:01
I think the way those statistics are done is to given the people a nameless map and put a pin where they think the city/country is.
If the map had no names on I'd find it impossible to find Iraq as I guess many people would and I wouldn't be able to find most major British cities.
Do the maps include national borders? That would make it alot easier.
CthulhuFhtagn
01-07-2006, 23:50
You answered 100% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:

0-20%: Maybe you're still thinking too much about the Old Country -- and that's where you should probably be.

25-40%: Mmmm. Do you really want to be a citizen? This kind of performance isn't going to impress those nice immigration folks.

45-60%: Not too bad, but you really need to break out the civics books again -- word is, the INS is looking for an 80 percent score.

65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.

85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)


The Immigration question was the easiest one of all. They give you the answer in the question.
TeHe
02-07-2006, 00:00
I think the way those statistics are done is to given the people a nameless map and put a pin where they think the city/country is.
If the map had no names on I'd find it impossible to find Iraq as I guess many people would and I wouldn't be able to find most major British cities.

You see, you shouldn't need those words. You're supposed to be able to find it on your own. Hence "knowing where it is."

Don't feel bad, until three years ago I couldn't do that. Thank God for that history teacher I had who made learning fun. :D
Torture solutions INC
02-07-2006, 00:06
65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.
Gregmackie
02-07-2006, 00:19
55% which is alright considering im english! lol
Rhursbourg
02-07-2006, 00:38
65% considering that One is British
Dexlysia
02-07-2006, 01:01
95%.
19. What INS form is used to apply to become a naturalized citizen?
Fuck if I know.
The four perfect cats
02-07-2006, 01:13
85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more about this great land than most Americans.)

I was born in the United States and grew up here. My family has been in this country for almost 350 years. I got 90%. There's no reason for anyone who was born in this country to know less about the history, the Constitution, and the Declaration of Independence than someone who immigrated here.
Omnibragaria
02-07-2006, 01:16
Wasn't that a little too easy? Who designs these things? I'd be appalled if anyone over the age of 12 got less than 100%.
Free shepmagans
02-07-2006, 01:27
Wasn't that a little too easy? Who designs these things? I'd be appalled if anyone over the age of 12 got less than 100%.
I'm 15 and got 75% :(
British Stereotypes
02-07-2006, 01:57
Wasn't that a little too easy? Who designs these things? I'd be appalled if anyone over the age of 12 got less than 100%.
I'm twenty years old and got 35% :(
British Stereotypes
02-07-2006, 01:58
I'm 15 and got 75% :(
:eek:

You're 15? I'm being stalked by a sick, perverted little boy!
Rufionia
02-07-2006, 06:48
You answered 85% of questions correctly. Here's your rating:

85-100%: Welcome to the United States! (And, truth be told, you know more
about this great land than most Americans.)

5. How many Supreme Court justices are there?
13 is not correct. 9
19. What INS form is used to apply to become a naturalized citizen?
Form N-200 "Petition for Naturalization" is not correct.
N-400 "Application for Naturalization"
20. Which of these contains three rights or freedoms guaranteed by the Bill of , Rights?
Right to life, right to liberty, right to the pursuit of happiness is not , , correct.
Freedom of speech, freedom of the press, freedom of religion

85%. i'm 16 and i wasnt even born in the US......
Soviet Haaregrad
02-07-2006, 07:43
85%.
The State of Georgia
02-07-2006, 13:18
100%

That was one of the easiest tests I have ever taken.
Francis Street
02-07-2006, 13:19
You answered 90% of questions correctly.
New Burmesia
02-07-2006, 13:28
75%. Pretty good, since I'm not an American, and the last I accidentally pressed the wrong box.
Unrestrained Merrymaki
02-07-2006, 13:41
70% -- Which fits my attitude pretty well. I often consider re-patriating to another country. The more I learn about Finland, the more I think I should live there. If only it weren't so cold. I frickin hate being cold....
Ralina
02-07-2006, 15:22
Aww, I missed the question about immigration forms, they never taught that to us in school.
WangWee
02-07-2006, 16:09
40%

I guess the Americans will be spared from my presence for now.
Wilgrove
02-07-2006, 16:20
You answered 90%. Hey anything lower and I wouldn't deserve my History degree.