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tHE WORLD IS BEING DESTROYED BY AWFUL HUMANS! tHE END IS NIGH! iT'S ALL THE REPUBLICANS FAULT! wE MUST ROUND UP EVERY LAST REPUBLICAN AND KILL THEM ALL FOR TRYING TO HURT MOTHER EARTH! aLL THE OIL WELLS HAVE GONE DRY! wE MUST DO AWAY WITH ALL RELIGION AND HUG TREES AND WORSHIP DIRT! tHE SKY IS FALLING! gLOBAL WARMING WILL FRY US ALL LIKE BAKED POTATOES! hUMANS ARE JUST A BLIGHT ON THE WORLD AND MUST ERRADICATE EVERYONE WHO ISN'T A MEMBER OF THE GREEN PARTY! tHERE IS NO REASON TO DEBATE ANYMORE! aLL THE GOOD SCIENTISTS WHO CARE HAVE SIDED WITH PLANET eARTH! aND TRUTH! aND JUSTICE! aND THE GREEN WAY! tHIS ISN'T SPAM! i JUST PRAY TO GORE IT ISN'T TOO LATE TO SAVE ALL THE CUTE AND CUDDLY AmInALS AT THE EXPENSE OF MY OWN SPECIES! i JUST KNOW THAT OF WE ALL HOLD HANDS AND SING ABOUT PEACE AND LOVE THAT OUR MOTHER eART WILL PROVIDE! aLL THE EVIDENCE IS IN AND i'M cONVINCED THAT GLOBAL WARMING WILL TURN eART INTO ANOTHER vENUS EVEN THOUGH IT'S 30MILLION MILES CLOSER TO THE SUN, HAS AN ATMOSPHERE 90 TIMES AS DENSE, AND THE AIR ON vENUS IS MOSTLY MADE OF CARBON AND SULFUR COMPOUNDS! wE MUST ALL DO OUR PART TO REDUCE co2! bURN ALL THE suvS! dESTROY ALL THE FACTORIES AND POWER PLANTS! wE MUST FORCE EVERYONE TO SEE THE TRUTH! oUR WAY IS THE ONLY WAY! bUSH IS A NAZI MONSTER! tHE nra IS JUST THE kkk! aNYONE WHO QUESTIONS US OR GLOBAL WARMING IS JUST A HOLOCAUST DENIER AND A PREJUDICE PIG! mEN ARE EVIL! eXCEPT THE GORE OUR SAVI--urgh *gasps* cheney--vader--caps lock...is autopilot...for cool...

tHE WORLD IS BEING DESTROYED BY AWFUL HUMANS! tHE END IS NIGH! iT'S ALL THE REPUBLICANS FAULT! wE MUST ROUND UP EVERY LAST REPUBLICAN AND KILL THEM ALL FOR TRYING TO HURT MOTHER EARTH! aLL THE OIL WELLS HAVE GONE DRY! wE MUST DO AWAY WITH ALL RELIGION AND HUG TREES AND WORSHIP DIRT! tHE SKY IS FALLING! gLOBAL WARMING WILL FRY US ALL LIKE BAKED POTATOES! hUMANS ARE JUST A BLIGHT ON THE WORLD AND MUST ERRADICATE EVERYONE WHO ISN'T A MEMBER OF THE GREEN PARTY! tHERE IS NO REASON TO DEBATE ANYMORE! aLL THE GOOD SCIENTISTS WHO CARE HAVE SIDED WITH PLANET eARTH! aND TRUTH! aND JUSTICE! aND THE GREEN WAY! tHIS ISN'T SPAM! i JUST PRAY TO GORE IT ISN'T TOO LATE TO SAVE ALL THE CUTE AND CUDDLY AmInALS AT THE EXPENSE OF MY OWN SPECIES! i JUST KNOW THAT OF WE ALL HOLD HANDS AND SING ABOUT PEACE AND LOVE THAT OUR MOTHER eART WILL PROVIDE! aLL THE EVIDENCE IS IN AND i'M cONVINCED THAT GLOBAL WARMING WILL TURN eART INTO ANOTHER vENUS EVEN THOUGH IT'S 30MILLION MILES CLOSER TO THE SUN, HAS AN ATMOSPHERE 90 TIMES AS DENSE, AND THE AIR ON vENUS IS MOSTLY MADE OF CARBON AND SULFUR COMPOUNDS! wE MUST ALL DO OUR PART TO REDUCE co2! bURN ALL THE suvS! dESTROY ALL THE FACTORIES AND POWER PLANTS! wE MUST FORCE EVERYONE TO SEE THE TRUTH! oUR WAY IS THE ONLY WAY! bUSH IS A NAZI MONSTER! tHE nra IS JUST THE kkk! aNYONE WHO QUESTIONS US OR GLOBAL WARMING IS JUST A HOLOCAUST DENIER AND A PREJUDICE PIG! mEN ARE EVIL! eXCEPT THE GORE OUR SAVI--urgh *gasps* cheney--vader--caps lock...is autopilot...for cool...
Hee-hee.

tHE WORLD IS BEING DESTROYED BY AWFUL HUMANS! tHE END IS NIGH! iT'S ALL THE REPUBLICANS FAULT! wE MUST ROUND UP EVERY LAST REPUBLICAN AND KILL THEM ALL FOR TRYING TO HURT MOTHER EARTH! aLL THE OIL WELLS HAVE GONE DRY! wE MUST DO AWAY WITH ALL RELIGION AND HUG TREES AND WORSHIP DIRT! tHE SKY IS FALLING! gLOBAL WARMING WILL FRY US ALL LIKE BAKED POTATOES! hUMANS ARE JUST A BLIGHT ON THE WORLD AND MUST ERRADICATE EVERYONE WHO ISN'T A MEMBER OF THE GREEN PARTY! tHERE IS NO REASON TO DEBATE ANYMORE! aLL THE GOOD SCIENTISTS WHO CARE HAVE SIDED WITH PLANET eARTH! aND TRUTH! aND JUSTICE! aND THE GREEN WAY! tHIS ISN'T SPAM! i JUST PRAY TO GORE IT ISN'T TOO LATE TO SAVE ALL THE CUTE AND CUDDLY AmInALS AT THE EXPENSE OF MY OWN SPECIES! i JUST KNOW THAT OF WE ALL HOLD HANDS AND SING ABOUT PEACE AND LOVE THAT OUR MOTHER eART WILL PROVIDE! aLL THE EVIDENCE IS IN AND i'M cONVINCED THAT GLOBAL WARMING WILL TURN eART INTO ANOTHER vENUS EVEN THOUGH IT'S 30MILLION MILES CLOSER TO THE SUN, HAS AN ATMOSPHERE 90 TIMES AS DENSE, AND THE AIR ON vENUS IS MOSTLY MADE OF CARBON AND SULFUR COMPOUNDS! wE MUST ALL DO OUR PART TO REDUCE co2! bURN ALL THE suvS! dESTROY ALL THE FACTORIES AND POWER PLANTS! wE MUST FORCE EVERYONE TO SEE THE TRUTH! oUR WAY IS THE ONLY WAY! bUSH IS A NAZI MONSTER! tHE nra IS JUST THE kkk! aNYONE WHO QUESTIONS US OR GLOBAL WARMING IS JUST A HOLOCAUST DENIER AND A PREJUDICE PIG! mEN ARE EVIL! eXCEPT THE GORE OUR SAVI--urgh *gasps* cheney--vader--caps lock...is autopilot...for cool...


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This is the least effectual parody I've ever come across.

tHE WORLD IS BEING DESTROYED BY AWFUL HUMANS! tHE END IS NIGH! iT'S ALL THE REPUBLICANS FAULT! wE MUST ROUND UP EVERY LAST REPUBLICAN AND KILL THEM ALL FOR TRYING TO HURT MOTHER EARTH! aLL THE OIL WELLS HAVE GONE DRY! wE MUST DO AWAY WITH ALL RELIGION AND HUG TREES AND WORSHIP DIRT! tHE SKY IS FALLING! gLOBAL WARMING WILL FRY US ALL LIKE BAKED POTATOES! hUMANS ARE JUST A BLIGHT ON THE WORLD AND MUST ERRADICATE EVERYONE WHO ISN'T A MEMBER OF THE GREEN PARTY! tHERE IS NO REASON TO DEBATE ANYMORE! aLL THE GOOD SCIENTISTS WHO CARE HAVE SIDED WITH PLANET eARTH! aND TRUTH! aND JUSTICE! aND THE GREEN WAY! tHIS ISN'T SPAM! i JUST PRAY TO GORE IT ISN'T TOO LATE TO SAVE ALL THE CUTE AND CUDDLY AmInALS AT THE EXPENSE OF MY OWN SPECIES! i JUST KNOW THAT OF WE ALL HOLD HANDS AND SING ABOUT PEACE AND LOVE THAT OUR MOTHER eART WILL PROVIDE! aLL THE EVIDENCE IS IN AND i'M cONVINCED THAT GLOBAL WARMING WILL TURN eART INTO ANOTHER vENUS EVEN THOUGH IT'S 30MILLION MILES CLOSER TO THE SUN, HAS AN ATMOSPHERE 90 TIMES AS DENSE, AND THE AIR ON vENUS IS MOSTLY MADE OF CARBON AND SULFUR COMPOUNDS! wE MUST ALL DO OUR PART TO REDUCE co2! bURN ALL THE suvS! dESTROY ALL THE FACTORIES AND POWER PLANTS! wE MUST FORCE EVERYONE TO SEE THE TRUTH! oUR WAY IS THE ONLY WAY! bUSH IS A NAZI MONSTER! tHE nra IS JUST THE kkk! aNYONE WHO QUESTIONS US OR GLOBAL WARMING IS JUST A HOLOCAUST DENIER AND A PREJUDICE PIG! mEN ARE EVIL! eXCEPT THE GORE OUR SAVI--urgh *gasps* cheney--vader--caps lock...is autopilot...for cool...

Now that you've accepted that, you can make a good example to today's youth and chop yourself up to fertilize a plant. :)

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN!




eat some fruit! :)

Hey numbnutz, it's called sarcasm.
sarcasm
One entry found for sarcasm.


Main Entry: sar·casm
Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m
Function: noun
Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwar&s- to cut
1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain <tired of continual sarcasms>
2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm <this is no time to indulge in sarcasm>
synonym see WIT

But I don't know what to call what you did.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN!


hug a tree and smoke some grass :) *nods*

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