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You've got to see what this girl does with a pickle.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=18243

I wonder how this affects her feelings towards the human pickle.

I found her fear hilarious, personally. I wish they would have immersed her in a pit full of pickles to see her reaction...it would have been amazing.

Lol, thank you so much.

Tell me they're not joking.
Please.
Seriously.
Because I think that has to be a spoof or something.

Tell me they're not joking.
Please.
Seriously.
Because I think that has to be a spoof or something.
It's supposed to be real, but it's a daytime talk show so you never really know.

It's supposed to be real, but it's a daytime talk show so you never really know.
It's like Oprah, cursed be her name.

It's like Oprah, cursed be her name.
No, it's Maury. Maury is much better. His signiature program is getting a bunch of teenage girls with children and having them bring in the twenty or so grown men who might be the father and then having the men humiliate and insult the girl when a DNA test proves none of the several dozen men are actually the father of her kid(s). Now that's entertainment.

No, it's Maury. Maury is much better. His signiature program is getting a bunch of teenage girls with children and having them bring in the twenty or so grown men who might be the father and then having the men humiliate and insult the girl when a DNA test proves none of the several dozen men are actually the father of her kid(s). Now that's entertainment.
I don't watch TV anymore. Or drink anything with caffeine. Holy crap, I sound Mormon!

No, it's Maury. Maury is much better. His signiature program is getting a bunch of teenage girls with children and having them bring in the twenty or so grown men who might be the father and then having the men humiliate and insult the girl when a DNA test proves none of the several dozen men are actually the father of her kid(s). Now that's entertainment.

If only there was a fight to the death to finish it...humiliation followed by fighting is always a satisfying night out (or in).

It's a shame I only met Jerry Springer in London; meeting the former mayor of Cincinnati is nice and all, but Maury goes all the way and doesn't answer to any city council.

You've got to see what this girl does with a pickle.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=18243

:D Thanks! That was great!

Sometimes a pickle is just a pickle?

No, it's Maury. Maury is much better. His signiature program is getting a bunch of teenage girls with children and having them bring in the twenty or so grown men who might be the father and then having the men humiliate and insult the girl when a DNA test proves none of the several dozen men are actually the father of her kid(s). Now that's entertainment.

When we had TV, the wife and I would place bets on who it would be if any.

One of my favorites was the girl who got drunk and slept w/ two friends, one rich, one poor. She called the rich guy as the father (shock). Turned out it was neither. They high-fived over her head.

When we had TV, the wife and I would place bets on who it would be if any.

One of my favorites was the girl who got drunk and slept w/ two friends, one rich, one poor. She called the rich guy as the father (shock). Turned out it was neither. They high-fived over her head.
We're just bad, bad people, but at least we're not bored.

what the heck? How? Well, it took my computer 30 mins to download that. It was funny though, I'll give you that.

this made the day for everyone here in my office. thanks DCD

what the heck? How? Well, it took my computer 30 mins to download that. It was funny though, I'll give you that.

:eek: You need to get a new computer! Or a new internet....

this made the day for everyone here in my office. thanks DCD
My pleasure.

I think she's faking. How does she feel about cucumbers?

:eek: You need to get a new computer! Or a new internet....

yea, I'm savin up for a trip so I don't have the money right now, and it's my Dial-up connection that's killing me, how long did it take you to download it?:(

:eek:

Actually this just reminds me of this... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=481973)

yea, I'm savin up for a trip so I don't have the money right now, and it's my Dial-up connection that's killing me, how long did it take you to download it?:(
About four seconds.

:eek:

Actually this just reminds me of this... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=481973)
Now who the hell put that thread in the spam forum? It clearly belongs in General. Someone even connected the whole "live pickle" thing to the abortion debate.

LOL!! She = pwned big time

About four seconds.

wow, maybe I should also save up for faster internet:eek:

wow, maybe I should also save up for faster internet:eek:

4 seconds is nothing, it just played straight away for me...

Now who the hell put that thread in the spam forum? It clearly belongs in General. Someone even connected the whole "live pickle" thing to the abortion debate.

Well that first one was funny, the second (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=481980) also got me to laugh, the rest (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=481982) just killed it.

Well that first one was funny, the second (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=481980) also got me to laugh, the rest (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=481982) just killed it.
I dunno, I like DCD's final post in the last one.

I dunno, I like DCD's final post in the last one.


If you eat six million live Kosher dill pickles are you hitler?

:D That's probably what that girl on Maury was thinking...

4 seconds is nothing, it just played straight away for me...

stop, I get the picture

Maury really needs to get out of the game if this is all he can find for a show topic.:rolleyes:

4 seconds is nothing, it just played straight away for me...

Yea, well it played right away for me...and gave me the winning numbers for the Lotto, a Ferrari and the best blowjob of my life.;)

People like that shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. :p

How the hell does she go to a burger joint?
I can see it now...
"Chicken Filet combo with tea to drink."
"Will that be all?"
"Yep."
"Pull up to the second window."
She pays for the sandwich and drives away, never knowing what awaits her. She pulls up the top bun; nothing there. Sighing with relief, she takes a bite. Oh no, they hid the pickle under the filet. Chocking on the one bite she had taken, lips turning blue, she falls on the floor. Unable to do anything, she dies.
Because we all know that the Chick-Fil-A people put the pickles in odd places.:p

I am a pickle.

I am a pickle.
You're Larry?

You're Larry?
Larry's a cucumber. Cucumbers are unpickled heathens who are destined for hell unless they repent and accept Jesus into their lives.

Larry's a cucumber. Cucumbers are unpickled heathens who are destined for hell unless they repent and accept Jesus into their lives.
Sorry, brain drain. Haven't seen Larry in years....

stop, I get the picture
You aren't the only one, my Windows media player spends months buffering, for some reason. Funny vid, in a guilty Schadenfreude kind of way.

Isn't it kinda sick that we're laughing at someone who can't help but to be afraid of pickles?

thank you, I thought I was all alone

thank you, I thought I was all alone
Look, it is a Quarter Pounder!!! And you know what's under the bun?

Isn't it kinda sick that we're laughing at someone who can't help but to be afraid of pickles?

I would expect as much from anybody else if I was afraid of pickles.

I would expect as much from anybody else if I was afraid of pickles.
But are you?

But are you?

Pfft, of course not, I'm normal. Jeez...

Pfft, of course not, I'm normal. Jeez...
Are you lutraphobic?

Bahahahahahahaha.

Oh man, poor girl.. Hilliarous.

Are you lutraphobic?

Is that even a word?

EDIT: Ah yes, the fear of otters. Not that I know of.

Is that even a word?

EDIT: Ah yes, the fear of otters. Not that I know of.
I googled it and look what came up.

Linky (http://dredlox.com/lutraphobic/index.html)

The internet is a strange place.

I googled it and look what came up.

Linky (http://dredlox.com/lutraphobic/index.html)

The internet is a strange place.

Yea, I couldn't find anything on it till I googled "phobia" and took a look at a list.

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