NationStates Jolt Archive

Welcome to the neighborhood. Sit back, relax. Have a beer, shot, glass of wine, soda, or your choice of drink.

The hamburgers are grilling, the hot dogs are boiling, and the coleslaw is fresh.

The nationstates neighborhood welcomes all newcomers, old timers, hooligans, fools, debaters, and everyone else.

Feel free to post a photo and join into the fun. the blockparty is underway and its time to start the fun.

probably the most recent photo of myself (http://arizona.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=31178658&op=1&view=all&subj=10120572&id=10121171) Me, as I start up the grill, grab a beer, and wait for the party to begin.

probably the most recent photo of myself (http://arizona.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=31178658&op=1&view=all&subj=10120572&id=10121171) Me, as I start up the grill, grab a beer, and wait for the party to begin.
I ain't login' in to nothin'...

haha. it asked you for a login.

oh well. I'll rehost

http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/5332d68b04.jpg (http://www.uploadfile.info)

Keep in mind I was drunk.

*throws rack of ribs on the bbq*


*puts feet up and waits*

*proceeds to cook the rack to perfection using his grandfather's receipe.*


Here you are PM, a nice rack of ribs, boiling hot, drenched in savory sauce, and ready for the devouring.

So - how long 'til the NS'rs wrestling in the jello-filled jacuzzi?
*leans on handrail*

Erm - is that a rending plant upwind of here?

Hey guys, I've brought a bottle.

Are the burgers ready yet?

*sits down and grabs an ice-tea*
Sorry I can't stay as long as I'd like to.
Busy day ahead, my dear fellows!

*sits down and grabs an ice-tea*
Sorry I can't stay as long as I'd like to.
Busy day ahead, my dear fellows!
Ah - similar situation for me. The humidity seems to be up, or perhaps it's the bbq smoke, but my strata-cohesion doesn't seem to be indicative of holding up much longer.
But i'll swig some of that tea, if that's m'kay!
*grabs a different container of ice-tea*
*sips*

too bad. The party will be a few days long though, so feel free to come back and grab some grub and a drink and enjoy the atmosphere as the NSers come in to celebrate with each other.

*sits down and grabs an ice-tea*
Egh, you don't drink ice-tea do you?

Tea should only be drunk one way - boiling hot, and possibly with a Digestive biscuit!

Hey guys, I've brought a bottle.

Are the burgers ready yet?
*moves so now windflow is redirected by Philosopy*
Bottle of what? A genie in a bottle?
Bottle the NS'r? *salivates*

*waves*

Hi!

*runs to bar*

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fuckIFiKnow/2c6653e8.jpg

I see you!

[/drunk]

Ah - similar situation for me. The humidity seems to be up, or perhaps it's the bbq smoke, but my strata-cohesion doesn't seem to be indicative of holding up much longer.
But i'll swig some of that tea, if that's m'kay!
*grabs a different container of ice-tea*
*sips*

I really wish I could hang aroun for the barbecue.
*ponders* wait-a-minute!
If you can keep the grill going for a longer while, I might be back and do you all some satays.
Mine are quite popular east of Mandalay.

Bottle of what? A genie in a bottle?
No, just a bottle. You think I'm wasting fine wine on you lot? :p

Egh, you don't drink ice-tea do you?

Tea should only be drunk one way - boiling hot, and possibly with a Digestive biscuit!
*laughs*

*waves*

Hi!

*runs to bar*

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fuckIFiKnow/2c6653e8.jpg

I see you!

[/drunk]
:eek:
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/5738/eyes0uw.jpg

*hears "...across a crowded room..."*

Egh, you don't drink ice-tea do you?

Tea should only be drunk one way - boiling hot, and possibly with a Digestive biscuit!

Why, you are right, of course - but I am on a no-biscuit diet.

And I can't have a nice cuppa without my McVitties.

PS: must dash - will try to get back later!

No, just a bottle. You think I'm wasting fine wine on you lot? :p
Wine comes in bottles?

:confused:

No, just a bottle. You think I'm wasting fine wine on you lot? :p
Port would be nice.
:(

Hey - look who showed up! It's my neighbor!
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d63/theallmightymeg/image013.jpg

Always with the cookies. Mmmm, scrumptious.

Why, you are right, of course - but I am on a no-biscuit diet.

And I can't have a nice cuppa without my McVitties.
A no biscuit diet?

Sir, you have my greatest condolences.

Wine comes in bottles?

:confused:
:confused:

What else would wine come in?

:confused:

What else would wine come in?Elegantly decorative boxes, and wino vomit on sidewalks, lightly garnished with newspaper and car exhaust soot.

ack. creepy eye.

*flips up a burger onto a bun and slides it down the counter*

There you are my friend.

Condiments are down the hall to the right.

:eek:
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/5738/eyes0uw.jpg

*hears "...across a crowded room..."*
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fuckIFiKnow/new081.jpg

*hears GWAR*
Yes you are
Your flesh is insignificant...
Still you drag yourself here on bloody stumps I recreate you amputate you
You defile my womb hahahahahaha
However weak it still appealing
Sights to send senses reeling
To see your nipples stripped from you
Tossed into my human stew
[Chorus:]
That's why you came to me...
You were begging for love surgery
It's the way - the way its got to be
It's called love surgery
Punks and priest, yeah they're all in there
A beggars bludgeoned with their shinwear
Bubbling cauldron choked with ichor
Well I must think of something sicker
[Chorus]
Anticipate the nipple rape
Dish is almost done
The child has died, he must be fried
You humans are the same inside
Now the cauldron starts to boil I can feel my anus heave
The undergarment start to soil
And now I know its time to leave
When a demi-God blows bloody sperm
It does not stop, it starts to worm
And you shall achieve a maggot spunge-hole effect
Ohhh Scary

*proceeds to cook the rack to perfection using his grandfather's receipe.*


Here you are PM, a nice rack of ribs, boiling hot, drenched in savory sauce, and ready for the devouring.
wooo! iced tea too! :D
i like this place :fluffle:


*devours with giant plate of chips wot just magically appeared* :P

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fuckIFiKnow/new081.jpg

*hears GWAR*
Similar chord structure .... hmmm ...
*sips ice-tea*
*nibbles cookie*
*wanders off to get condiments*

:confused:

What else would wine come in?
http://www.connex.com.au/pix/product_pix/boxed_wine.jpg

Similar chord structure .... hmmm ...
*sips ice-tea*
*nibbles cookie*
*wanders off to get condiments*
*steals Straughn's seat*

*steals Straughn's seat*
*yells "Might want to dust that off - i'm slowly dissipating again!"*

*Switches portable radio onto Test Match Special*

Wouldn't want to miss the match!

*Switches portable radio onto Test Match Special*

Wouldn't want to miss the match!
Yay! Cricket and BBQ! I am so not moving.

*yells "You left the lid off this too long - i don't think it's supposed to smell like that and look like mayonnaise. I - whoop, never mind - i was in the specimen fridge."*
*clamoring*

*yells "Might want to dust that off - i'm slowly dissipating again!"*
*wipes chair off with hand*

*picks up hot dog*
*eats*

*yells "You left the lid off this too long - i don't think it's supposed to smell like that and look like mayonnaise. I - whoop, never mind - i was in the specimen fridge."*
*clamoring*
It the hybrid in there?

*wanders back in with arms full of condiment jars*
M'kay, here.
*plops them on table*

*snags another sip of ice-tea*
*notes Ruffy in his seat*
*hmmms*

It the hybrid in there?
:eek:
I don't know!
*runs back into pantry area*
*clamoring*

*wanders back in with arms full of condiment jars*
M'kay, here.
*plops them on table*

*snags another sip of ice-tea*
*notes Ruffy in his seat*
*hmmms*
*pats lap*

Wanna play with the rellish?




;)

Can I come please?

Can I come please?
bring cake!! ;)

*wanders in half naked*
*grabs beer*
*kicks back and enjoys the sunshine*

Howdy all.

Can I come please?
This line would've gone well on the "sexiest" threads ....
:)

Sure. Just don't take any brownies from Ruffy.

*pats lap*

Wanna play with the rellish?




;)
Normally say yes ... i'm afraid of unrolling that from my texture though. I'm pretty much a walking sandslide at this point. :(

bring cake!! ;)

I can do that!

What cake do you want? I have this great Lemon Drizzle..or a Cappuchino cake...just name it and I will get the oven on now!

DO I get to sip a nice glass of Champagne whilst I bake please?

This line would've gone well on the "sexiest" threads ....
:)



;)

;)
Missed ya. Where ya been?
Oh - kudos on Python, btw.

*sips ice-tea casually*

:D

Been to France, Switzerland, Austria and Italy...mostly Venice and London...

*Sits down on the grass with a tall glass of something nice and cold

:D

Been to France, Switzerland, Austria and Italy...mostly Venice and London...

*Sits down on the grass with a tall glass of something nice and cold
Wow. I'm more like the Springfield-Shelbyville kinda savvy. *nods*
*nervously sips remainder of ice-tea*

*pops in with a bag of parmesans*

Pop-in day, chaps!

Wow. I'm more like the Springfield-Shelbyville kinda savvy. *nods*
*nervously sips remainder of ice-tea*

I went on the Orient Express....it was amazing...I got laid in so many countries!

*winks

*notes quick crumble-off of shoulder*

Hmmm. Looks like i'm not holding out much longer. Night night, folks.
*bows*
*upper part of brow falls off*
*returns empty glass*

I went on the Orient Express....it was amazing...I got laid in so many countries!

*winks
Wasn't that a novel?
;)
Good night, Carisbrooke. *bows*
BBL

Wasn't that a novel?
;)
Good night, Carisbrooke. *bows*
BBL

Good night sweet prince!

*I think it was a murder :D

lol. BLARG is temporarily too drunk too continue on this thread so he is going to sleep.

Plus, its 4:20am.

Normally say yes ... i'm afraid of unrolling that from my texture though. I'm pretty much a walking sandslide at this point. :(
:(

lol. BLARG is temporarily too drunk too continue on this thread so he is going to sleep.

Plus, its 4:20am.

*blares drunkenly*
It is now 12:17 GMT.
*is roaring drunk from Strongbow cider*

*blares drunkenly*
It is now 12:17 GMT.
*is roaring drunk from Strongbow cider*

I like that in a person.....roaring drunk at lunchtime!

I like that in a person.....roaring drunk at lunchtime!

*shadowsboxes while shouting*

Barmy Army! Barmy Army! Barmy Army!

*seems to have coordination problems*

*Sits down on the grass with a tall glass of something nice and cold
HYBRID!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!

*shadowsboxes while shouting*

Barmy Army! Barmy Army! Barmy Army!

*seems to have coordination problems*

*smiles indulgently and offers more drink...

*smiles indulgently and offers more drink...

*gulps it down and segues into*...

http://whodoyouthink.com/

“Who do you think you are kidding Jurgen Klinsmann?
If you think we’re on the run
We are the boys who will stop your little game
We are the boys who will make you think again
’Cause who do you think you are kidding Jurgen Klinsmann?
If you think old England’s done.”

*trips over shoelaces*

*Takes off tshirt to reveal union jack bikini

*Takes off tshirt to reveal union jack bikini


*can't focus* areyouagirl?

*STILL can't focus*

*can't focus* areyouagirl?

*STILL can't focus*

*Indicates towards chest

Doh!

*Indicates towards chest

Doh!


*leers* YUMMIE!!!!


OOC: was off-line...

Hi everybody. I've brought a keg. Any idea where I can fill it up?

Hi everybody. I've brought a keg. Any idea where I can fill it up?

*sozzled*

Oi need a leak!

*stumbles towards keg*

Hey, fun! Now, where did I put that picture of myself eating a dorito that is on fire? ...oh yeah, at home. *damn*

*sozzled*

Oi need a leak!

*stumbles towards keg*

No you are not using the Keg for that!!!!

*wanders in*

I brought tortilla chips, homemade guacamole and salsa. What's a girl gotta do for a burger around here? :)

Why don't you surprise us? ;)

what's going on?

Wanders in, carrying unreasonably large bottle of vodka and packet of Cafe Cremes.

Hellooooo.... :fluffle:

Damn this thread is making me hungry! Stop talking about food!

sorry ;)

*throws some veggieburgers on the grill*

Duvel anyone?

*Belgian beer... yumm*

I'll have some

*walks in*

*looks around*

*grabs booze, food*

*finds a spot by himself*

Is there a pool around here? I'd love to take a quick dip to cool off.

Duvel anyone?

*Belgian beer... yumm*
If you haven't any Chimay then sure, I'll take a Duvel. :)

*having been sitting drinking all day...decided to leave....


hic


bye! I love you all.....hic

*having been sitting drinking all day...decided to leave....


hic


bye! I love you all.....hic
*waves* Come back soon!

I've just noticed theres no music here

*plugs in state of the ar hi fi system*

Lets start with a little bit of Fatboy Slim

*begins to pole dance*

*begins to pole dance*
:eek:

*Runs away screaming*