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This has been on my mind for quite some time.What would be the best way to die.I want to know what everyone else thinks.So i propose this question.
What would be your favorite way to die?

For future reference my top 3 are:
1:die from eating to much food.
2:Painlessly
3:decapitation(so i would finally know if you stay alive for like 3 secounds after your head is chopped off.)

To be gunned down in a rain of fire during a glorious battle, jk probably in my sleep, in old age, or saving someone that I love

Heart attack from sexual overexertion

Heart attack from sexual overexertion

Didnt think of that one.Maybe not a heart attck for me but maybe naked hot chick avalanche?

In the throes of passion, all sensations are interpreted as pleasure. What could be more intense than a heart attack?

Dieing while saving the world.
or laughing to death.

In the throes of passion, all sensations are interpreted as pleasure. What could be more intense than a heart attack?

Good point.Your right.I add that to my list.

"The purest surrealist act would be to go into a crowd and fire at random"
André Breton

"If it moves, kill it, if it doesn't, burn it."

Going out in a blaze of infamy is the only true way to go. The candle that burns brightest is really a stick o' dynomite.

Skydiving...without a chute. :D

As attractive as death by sexual exaustion would be ( and a heck of a way to brag to the guys at the bar in the afterlife), i'd put that second on my list. First would have to be Slamming a car into a powergrid at a high speed, thus causing a blackout of entire city, thereby causing looting, rioting and the like. "How bout that week of rioting?", they say. "Yeh, but how bout the dude that caused it?"

I would like the midle of orgie thing, but something tells me that "gunned down by Federal Agents" is more likely.

Heroically! Getting smashed by a bus a split second after pushing a kid out from in front of it or, getting stabbed/shot by some asshole that I just kicked the piss out of for slapping his girlfriend around on the street!!!

I'll probably go out with both machine guns firing! lol.

Heroically! Getting smashed by a bus a split second after pushing a kid out from in front of it or, getting stabbed/shot by some asshole that I just kicked the piss out of for slapping his girlfriend around on the street!!!
Yeah, 'bout that; nobody remembers a hero after a while but everyone would remember that guy 'with the flamethrower and shotgun at new years' or something like that. And now that I've said it, someone will eventually try it.

But nobody remembers the copycats even if they do more.

In the midst of a weekend of passion with a group of oversexed young nymphettes with the kind of bodies that exist only in the most vile recesses of my mind.

Yeah, that would be good.

Definitely having sex while skydiving and the parachute failing to open just after orgasm.

Or weed overdose. That'd be hardcore.

I don't plan on dying. I will however, at some point quietly fade from existence.

For all the sexual deaths, that would be seriously nasty. Imagine if you were on the other end, and just as your partner was reaching climax, they stopped moving, and then you are just like suddenly going into illegal activities. NASTY!!! And for my last time, I would want to be doing it with someone who I cared about, so that is not the way for me to go. I want to die saving someone else, when I'm really old and my life isn't worth much.

I want to be the first person to get out of life alive.

when dying fits in with my life plan, i might consider it
so, suicide, or euthanasia

I want to be the first person to get out of life alive.
You and every other rapture-obsessed nutcase.

I want to die in a horrible and painful way, ideally with a few minutes in which to see my own organs torn from my body.
Alternately, dying in an act of suicidal destruction could be fun. Regretfully, riding a nuclear missile to its target has already been done, so I'll have to think of something even more reckless and violent in the interim period.

I really hate the idea of dying old or asleep. After all, I only get to die once, why should I want to waste it on something low key and uneventful?

Suddenly, not seeing it coming.

Heroically martyred in some gun battle against tides of evil soldiers. I'd probably be buying time for my companions to disarm a bomb or put in some crystal or some shit to save the world.

Definitely a cigarette or cigar in my mouth. Oh, and I want a dark-eyed busty beauty to shed a tear for my brave and selfless sacrifice.

Lighting a bear on fire.

Lighting a bear on fire.
LMAO, I know this isn't a contest, but you win anyway.

Riding a cruise missle with a nuclear warhead, whilst drinking copious amounts of alcohol, recieveing a blow job, and yelling screw you yo the world.

What can I say, I wanna go out with a bang.