NationStates Jolt Archive

WASHINGTON DC- During a press conference today President Bush desperately asked the press, particularly the New York Times, how they are finding out about the government's super secret anti-terrorism measures. "Following the recent publishing of the secret financing-tracking program by the New York Times, the administration and I would like to know how you could have found about this," Bush said desperately. "I mean, if the press could find out about something like this, imagine how easily a terrorist could find out about important secret programs." This is not the first time this has happened however. Last year it was made public that the extremely important, super-secret NSA wire-trapping program was listening in on USA citizens. Now this massive program is essentially rendered useless, because of extremely weak intelligence security. "Seriously, this is really important," Bush pleaded. "Really."

"Awww, come on, tell me. I'll be your friend!" Added Bush.

Because the CIA and NSA suck, but the SIS (Mi6) are teh pwnag3

one word: patriots.

Damned liberal media, gets you every time.

Because the CIA and NSA suck, but the SIS (Mi6) are teh pwnag3

Which is why they almost instated a Soviet mole as the head of Mi6 during the Cold War. :rolleyes:

Which is why they almost instated a Soviet mole as the head of Mi6 during the Cold War. :rolleyes:

That was then, this is now;)

Edit: Besides, that was the KGB, they pwn3d all.

Some newspapers still know how to investigate. I'm sure if you ask how they did it really nice Dubya, then the NYT will tell use to shove it, also really nicely.

That was then, this is now;)

Edit: Besides, that was the KGB, they pwn3d all.
Mossad > KGB + Mi6

The media find out the same way the terrorists do: Bush tells them.

Hardball on MSNBC just replayed Bush's 2001 press conference in which he announced and described the sh-sh-secret bank records program that the Times inconveniently just "revealed."

one word: patriots.
Everybody know's they're the real one's who rule the US :eek:

WASHINGTON DC- During a press conference today President Bush desperately asked the press, particularly the New York Times, how they are finding out about the government's super secret anti-terrorism measures. "Following the recent publishing of the secret financing-tracking program by the New York Times, the administration and I would like to know how you could have found about this," Bush said desperately. "I mean, if the press could find out about something like this, imagine how easily a terrorist could find out about important secret programs." This is not the first time this has happened however. Last year it was made public that the extremely important, super-secret NSA wire-trapping program was listening in on USA citizens. Now this massive program is essentially rendered useless, because of extremely weak intelligence security. "Seriously, this is really important," Bush pleaded. "Really."

Can I get a link?

one word: patriots.
The Lalilulelo!!!!

Wow, awesome. Link?

None.

None.

I will find this information (while comical) sketchy until a reliable source is provided.

Go for it.

Ninja clowns. That's how. :)

The media find out the same way the terrorists do: Bush tells them.
After all, the ship of state is the only ship which leaks from the top.

After all, the ship of state is the only ship which leaks from the top.
Yea, verily.

That was then, this is now;)

Edit: Besides, that was the KGB, they pwn3d all.

Sorry, I just can't buy that a country which had a Department To Study the problem of Washing Powder pwn3d much of anything...

(NB: True! The CCCP actually had an economic department to try to figure out why the country had to import laundry detergent and the like. AFAIK, they never solved the problem!)

*laughs at everything here*

Even if NONE of this were true, it's made me laugh!

one word: patriots.

well...

Oh, ya think? Well, I got news for you, Moby: I’m not exactly thrilled about any such comparison MYSELF, okay? See, I didn’t spend the last ten years crawling in the sand at jihad training camp, getting my knuckles thwacked by an Imam every time I forgot a Quran verse, and living in smelly Baghdad safehouse just to get compared to a bunch of trucker-hat AltWeekly motards from Austin and Seattle.

Me, like the American Left? I mean, are you fucking joking me?

As. Fucking. If.

Is this true? Cause I can't see him appearing that weak unless he was making a joke, which the OP doesn't seem to suggest. Linky?

The programs are giant and full of holes. Asking a company like Bank of America or AT&T to keep a secret and treating it like a spy agency just doesn't work.

New Foxxinnia has just won the game of life.

Mossad > KGB + Mi6


Mossad is the Israeli one, yes?

... somehow, their agents still got busted by, of all things, NZ and/or Canadian border security, if i remember rightly. that doesn't sound like pawnage to me...

hehe. i remember some french agents/terrorists a decade or so back getting busted by the NZ public, as much as anything. kinda funny from that angle.

WASHINGTON DC- During a press conference today President Bush desperately asked the press, particularly the New York Times, how they are finding out about the government's super secret anti-terrorism measures. "Following the recent publishing of the secret financing-tracking program by the New York Times, the administration and I would like to know how you could have found about this," Bush said desperately. "I mean, if the press could find out about something like this, imagine how easily a terrorist could find out about important secret programs." This is not the first time this has happened however. Last year it was made public that the extremely important, super-secret NSA wire-trapping program was listening in on USA citizens. Now this massive program is essentially rendered useless, because of extremely weak intelligence security. "Seriously, this is really important," Bush pleaded. "Really."

We learn all about it from Carlisle Group Investor Relations communiques..

Maybe all Bush wants to do is offer them a job in the NSA. They seem to be much better at investigation and security than the clowns already there.

Ninja clowns. That's how. :)

Until you've gotten ninja clowns with invulnerable testicles LG, they're only posers

......

wait a minute...

Damnit. So that's what your planning you sneaky little devil. You plan on training your offspring as ninjas don't you? With your genetic material, they'll be invincible!

*contacts skynet*

Damned liberal media, gets you every time.
Hahahahhahahahaha!!

"I'll screw this intern if you don't tell me"... oh... wrong president? damn...

"I'll start a war if you don't tell me"

Mossad > KGB + Mi6

KGB in its hay day could have stolen the nuclear football from Nixon, and have the chairs in the oval office in Red Square within a week of the order being given.

well...
Well done. These bastard peaceniks think they are patriots! HA! Burn them all... Shut the voices of dissent....

The media find out the same way the terrorists do: Bush tells them.

Hardball on MSNBC just replayed Bush's 2001 press conference in which he announced and described the sh-sh-secret bank records program that the Times inconveniently just "revealed."


Exactly! I remember them talking about how they wanted to track the flow of money, in a much more personally sensitive way, through bank transactions and such and banks were having to spend extra money to comply with govt requests.