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A theory I've been developing is that Harry becomes a Death Eater and fights with Voldemort to overthrow the Ministry of Magic (of course Voldemort will end up ignoring the prophecy)

So what do you think of my theory?

I have a theory that you get stuffed into lockers often. :)

no, i have never been stuffed into a locker in my entire life

no, i have never been stuffed into a locker in my entire life
They just don't make lockers like they used to.

A theory I've been developing is that Harry becomes a Death Eater and fights with Voldemort to overthrow the Ministry of Magic (of course Voldemort will end up ignoring the prophecy)

So what do you think of my theory?
So, Death Eater? Is that like an odor eater for coffins instead of shoes?

I have a theory that you get stuffed into lockers often. :)

ROFL

All right, to be serious with the topic now. I haven't' read number six, I lost interest in the series (guess there never was any). The fact of the matter is, she writes to kids, so idk if she'd seal poor Harry with such a horrific fate.

EDIT: But that'd be reallly funny.

They just don't make lockers like they used to.I would not say that because in high school I pushed my fair share of my enemies in lockers.

that's the most ridiculous theory ever. The only thing I would picture is one of his friends becoming a death eater undercover, but that wouldn't work because Voldemort would know with his mind seeing spell.

But the only way Harry would be a death eater now would most likely be if he chose Slytherin that day instead of Gryffindor, since most in Slytherin become death eaters later.

Other than that, I don't see that happening.

A theory I've been developing is that Harry becomes a Death Eater and fights with Voldemort to overthrow the Ministry of Magic (of course Voldemort will end up ignoring the prophecy)

So what do you think of my theory?

Any particular reason why you think this will happen?

I think he'll become a Tory, but that's just my personal opinion.

that's the most ridiculous theory ever. The only thing I would picture is one of his friends becoming a death eater undercover, but that wouldn't work because Voldemort would know with his mind seeing spell.

But the only way Harry would be a death eater now would most likely be if he chose Slytherin that day instead of Gryffindor, since most in Slytherin become death eaters later.

Other than that, I don't see that happening.Percy Ignatius Weasley could possibly become a Death Eater because he has distanced himself from the family and that may have been used as a way to explain on how he becomes a Death Eater later on. Considering that he may have been accepted into it by embracing the more radical beliefs and since his family is a well known pure blood family.

Also, it is possible that Harfang Longbottom might be a Death Eater as he is a pure blood and he did marry Callidora Black whose family are all pure blood fanatics.

I don't see Harry becoming a Death Eater. Overthrowing the Ministry, on the other hand...

Also, as obsessed with achieving immortality as Voldemort is, there's no way he'll let the only living person who's a threat to him live.

No he dosent


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Anyways.. Harry is a goodie, and in childrens books, good always prevails. even if the heros stray off the straight-and-narrow, they always return

maybe, probably not tho, he will probably die

herminony will kill both ron and harry and then elop with malfoy or voldemort
yep thats whats gunna happen

I'm going to go with "no," on the grounds that Voldemort is not enough of a blithering idiot to believe that his arch-enemy has suddenly decided "Eh, screw this whole 'good guy' thing, I want to be a Death Eater! You folks killed my parents, my godfather, and my mentor, but, hey, what's a little murdering-everyone-I-love between friends?" :p

No. JK Rowling has said that Harry will not be tempted by the dark side or whatever you want to call it.

Even without that bit of evidence i see nothing to suggest that Harry will suddenly forgive Voldemort, Snape, and Petigrew and become an anti-muggleborn fanatic (thereby also turning against one of his best friends, Hermione).

Percy Ignatius Weasley could possibly become a Death Eater because he has distanced himself from the family and that may have been used as a way to explain on how he becomes a Death Eater later on. Considering that he may have been accepted into it by embracing the more radical beliefs and since his family is a well known pure blood family.

Also, it is possible that Harfang Longbottom might be a Death Eater as he is a pure blood and he did marry Callidora Black whose family are all pure blood fanatics.

one problem with the Percy theory. All of the pure blood wizards consider the Weasleys "Blood Traitors,"

Not only that, but Percy is a Ministry whore. If the minister doesn't like it, neither does Percy. Though I did wonder what happened to him in the 6th book, his appearence was much more than small, and extremely vague...

But even so, Percy would still stand behind the ministry, and unless the Minister himself joined the death eaters (which this minister has me wondering...), then Percy most likely wouldn't.

They just don't make lockers like they used to.

MMM...lockers

Any particular reason why you think this will happen?

There are many reasons in the Department of Mysteries (aka my sick twisted of brain) none of which concern you.

I know that's not the exact quote but im too lazy to go get the book from the self lol

I'm going to go with "no," on the grounds that Voldemort is not enough of a blithering idiot to believe that his arch-enemy has suddenly decided "Eh, screw this whole 'good guy' thing, I want to be a Death Eater! You folks killed my parents, my godfather, and my mentor, but, hey, what's a little murdering-everyone-I-love between friends?" :p

They didn't kill the godfather, they just shot him. Then Michael kills Solozzo and McCluskey (which causes him to hide in Sicily for two years.) Maybe Harry also has to flee to Sicily because the Ministry of Magic is trying to kill him for being a death eater...ooooh..

(forgivre my obliviating...er, ovulating..er, whatever shit that guy always says)

I think Harry and Voldemort will end up killing each other at pretty much the same time. Either that, or Harry will kill Voldemort but accidentally become Voldemort upon killing him... so both he and Voldemort live...

Snape kills Dumbledore.

I predict the ending of Harry Potter will be a rip-off of the ending from Platoon or maybe Full Metal Jacket. Either way, I am looking forward to Vietnam style combat in the 7th Novel.

A theory I've been developing is that Harry becomes a Death Eater and fights with Voldemort to overthrow the Ministry of Magic (of course Voldemort will end up ignoring the prophecy)

So what do you think of my theory?

Stupid

A theory I've been developing is that Harry becomes a Death Eater and fights with Voldemort to overthrow the Ministry of Magic (of course Voldemort will end up ignoring the prophecy)

So what do you think of my theory?

My theory is that, after he spys Hermione in the nude during a hot shower scene, Harry ends up playing with his "Wand" too much and goes blind. Thus, Voldemort wins.

And Dumbledore comes back as a ghost and kills Snape.

Zing.

Harry would sooner die than become a Death Eater.

Harry kills everyone, falls into some lava, gets rescued by a dumbledore who returns from the dead, evil, and starts wearing some futuristic-plastic-bondage-gear-armor, breathing heavily, and starts building the death star under emperor dumbledores orders.

I hear that Harry is going to renounce magic and become a Christian.

Wait, so in this version, Harry is like Anakin Skywalker, and Voldemorts like the Emperor. Then, Snape will be like that other dark dude that Anakin kills, cause Harry will kill Snape. Ron will be Obi-Wan, and Dumbledore can be Qui-gon Jin. And maybe Hermione will be like Amidala or something. Hmm... I like it. Except, does that mean Harry and Hermione had a secret marriage and secret kids? Cause that would just be wierd. :p

Wait, so in this version, Harry is like Anakin Skywalker, and Voldemorts like the Emperor. Then, Snape will be like that other dark dude that Anakin kills, cause Harry will kill Snape. Ron will be Obi-Wan, and Dumbledore can be Qui-gon Jin. And maybe Hermione will be like Amidala or something. Hmm... I like it. Except, does that mean Harry and Hermione had a secret marriage and secret kids? Cause that would just be wierd. :p

I still think that Hermione should be with Harry, not Ron, so sure!

Wait, so in this version, Harry is like Anakin Skywalker, and Voldemorts like the Emperor. Then, Snape will be like that other dark dude that Anakin kills, cause Harry will kill Snape. Ron will be Obi-Wan, and Dumbledore can be Qui-gon Jin. And maybe Hermione will be like Amidala or something. Hmm... I like it. Except, does that mean Harry and Hermione had a secret marriage and secret kids? Cause that would just be wierd. :p

Bastard child...I am your father. If you're a fan of the Star Wars Expanded Universe, let me tell you something...If Jacen Solo can become a Sith, Harry Potter can become a Death Eater

Actually, I got the inspiration for this theory from The Last Samurai Hell of a movie, you guys should watch it.

Bastard child...I am your father. If you're a fan of the Star Wars Expanded Universe, let me tell you something...If Jacen Solo can become a Sith, Harry Potter can become a Death Eater

Yeah, but that was, as you pointed out, an Expanded Universe. And Jacen was never an A Level Canon character anyways.

I cant believe I'm reading much less posting on a thread about this…

It is quite obvious that Harry and Voldemort are inexorably linked – so long as Harry lives, Voldemort cannot die. Only by sacrificing his own life can Harry finally vanquish Voldemort.

And Snape did not kill Dumbledore – in case she did not ram it down your throat enough… Phoenix! Phoenix! Phoenix! Dumbledore was suffering badly from the poisoning and Snape ‘killed him’ so he could rise again. Think back to the first time Harry went into Dumbledore’s office – his phoenix died, about which he said “about time, he was looking awful” or something to that effect. Same thing here – Dumbledore ‘died’ but rose again. This did three things 1)the death eaters think he is dead, 2)this led them to believe that Snape was loyal to V, and 3) it cured him of the poisoning.

I would have thought that these were two rather obvious things.

Of course you all like to read children’s books so maybe you're not quite up to something more complex than “See spot run”. ;)

Actually, I got the inspiration for this theory from The Last Samurai Hell of a movie, you guys should watch it.
No wonder you got such an insipid idea. You were watching one of the most braindead movies in the last two decades.

I cant believe I'm reading much less posting on a thread about this…

It is quite obvious that Harry and Voldemort are inexorably linked – so long as Harry lives, Voldemort cannot die. Only by sacrificing his own life can Harry finally vanquish Voldemort.

And Snape did not kill Dumbledore – in case she did not ram it down your throat enough… Phoenix! Phoenix! Phoenix! Dumbledore was suffering badly from the poisoning and Snape ‘killed him’ so he could rise again. Think back to the first time Harry went into Dumbledore’s office – his phoenix died, about which he said “about time, he was looking awful” or something to that effect. Same thing here – Dumbledore ‘died’ but rose again. This did three things 1)the death eaters think he is dead, 2)this led them to believe that Snape was loyal to V, and 3) it cured him of the poisoning.

I would have thought that these were two rather obvious things.

Of course you all like to read children’s books so maybe you're not quite up to something more complex than “See spot run”. ;)

pssst....c'mere.....gotta secret to share.......listen close.....

DUMBLEDORE ISN'T A PHOENIX!!!!!

It is quite obvious that Harry and Voldemort are inexorably linked – so long as Harry lives, Voldemort cannot die. Only by sacrificing his own life can Harry finally vanquish Voldemort.

Except the prophecy explicitly forbids that. It states that only one of them will die.

Except the prophecy explicitly forbids that. It states that only one of them will die.

No it doesn't:


The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches. born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies . and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not . and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives . the one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies .


It says that they can't both survive. It doesn't say that the one cannot die in the process of "vanquishing" the other.

Or am I missing something?

Harry will kill Voldy, Voldy will go to Hell, Hermione and Ron will marry and have 11 kids, Percy will have a love affair with Draco Malfoy and Ginny will marry Harry and Luna and Neville will marry, as well as Remus and tonks.

And then the Wizards will live happily ever after, until somebody remebers the Inferi and realizes there's a Zombledore strangling Snape...

Ah well.

No wonder you got such an insipid idea. You were watching one of the most braindead movies in the last two decades.

Did you call The Last Samurai braindead? Excuse me?! How do you live with yourself?!

Yeah, but that was, as you pointed out, an Expanded Universe. And Jacen was never an A Level Canon character anyways.

He is canon, though, And before the Legacy of the Force series (aka the Young Jedi Knights series, New Jedi Order series and Dark Nest trilogy) Jacen is a nature-loving hippy. And yet he is tempted by the dark side and becomes a Sith.

i rest my case

I will go on record as predicting Harry Potter 7 will disappoint. If you're expecting some twisted, surprising, kickass ending, you probably won't get it. Some things were just never meant to go on, and on, and on, and on, and on. If the book were a one-shot deal, it really could have been something. But it definitely took a nosedive with #6.


It says that they can't both survive.


'Neither can live while the other survives.'

J.L Rowling didn't say she was going to kill Harry, she said she was going to kill off two main characters and that she had rewritten the last chapter. I think though one or two of the weasleys could be killed-remember the clock saying all of them were in mortal peril?

I cant believe I'm reading much less posting on a thread about this…

It is quite obvious that Harry and Voldemort are inexorably linked – so long as Harry lives, Voldemort cannot die. Only by sacrificing his own life can Harry finally vanquish Voldemort.

And Snape did not kill Dumbledore – in case she did not ram it down your throat enough… Phoenix! Phoenix! Phoenix! Dumbledore was suffering badly from the poisoning and Snape ‘killed him’ so he could rise again. Think back to the first time Harry went into Dumbledore’s office – his phoenix died, about which he said “about time, he was looking awful” or something to that effect. Same thing here – Dumbledore ‘died’ but rose again. This did three things 1)the death eaters think he is dead, 2)this led them to believe that Snape was loyal to V, and 3) it cured him of the poisoning.

I would have thought that these were two rather obvious things.

Of course you all like to read children’s books so maybe you're not quite up to something more complex than “See spot run”. ;)

actually, that's an interesting theory that I didn't think of. But I have to agree with the blithering psycho on this one, Dumbledore is a human, I seriously don't think he's going to pull a Jean Grey and use the "Phoenix" as a means to show that no matter what, he will be reborn.

But then again, I could be mistaken.

They didn't kill the godfather, they just shot him. Then Michael kills Solozzo and McCluskey (which causes him to hide in Sicily for two years.) Maybe Harry also has to flee to Sicily because the Ministry of Magic is trying to kill him for being a death eater...ooooh..


THREE years, my dear good fellow, THREE! You can't compare Harry to Michael Corleone, however. Mike's a reasonable man, who radiates danger and power. Harry, well, hasn't done anything useful since Book 3 and for the past two books has advanced to SPEAKING IN ALL CAPS.

'Neither can live while the other survives.'

Right. If they are both surviving, neither can live. That does not say that one must live, just that that is the only way that one could...

Voldy, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Luna, Neville, etc. etc. etc. all have a giant orgy and get so plastered afterwards that the guys get the girls pregnant.

A theory I've been developing is that Harry becomes a Death Eater and fights with Voldemort to overthrow the Ministry of Magic (of course Voldemort will end up ignoring the prophecy)

So what do you think of my theory?

Not a death-eater.
Just dead, though.

Not a death-eater.
Just dead, though.
Indeed. Dead. No more living.

Voldy, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Luna, Neville, etc. etc. etc. all have a giant orgy and get so plastered afterwards that the guys get the girls pregnant.

Hoho - and looking at the films, you would have to be drunk to have it off with them. Drunk with a paper bag.

Right. If they are both surviving, neither can live. That does not say that one must live, just that that is the only way that one could...

Oh, sorry, I misunderstood that somehow. I thought you said "It DOESN'T say they can't both survive." I don't know why I thought that. Heh.