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I saw this quiz and thought it would be quite fitting for NS

You Are 48% Gross

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You're more than a little gross, but probably no more gross than the average person.
Maybe it's time to drop some of those disgusting habits that could eventually embarrass you!

How Gross Are You?

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well....how gross are you?

w00t! 60%!

76% gross.

You're pretty dirty, and there's a good chance you're living in a total dump.
And your body? Not too clean either. Watch out for killer bacteria, Pig Pen!

Well, I wouldn't say I'm dirty, but I do live in a total dump. I'm clean enough and my immune system takes pretty much everything I throw at it. I'm surprised there was nothing about flatulence in the quiz.

44% and I'm still alive. weeeeeeee!!!!

12% gross. What can I say, I'm just too refined to wallow in my own filth. In champagne, perhaps, but not filth.

Heh, 48% gross. Not too shabby.

Who changes their kitchen sponges more than once a week? Thats weird.

You Are 44% Gross.

That's only because my mother changes my sheets and washes my towels and stuff like that. She always insists on tidying up after me, then she charges me for it. I'd prefer to just live in my mess instead of paying her to clean, but she doesn't leave me a choice...:(

You Are 52% Gross

You're more than a little gross, but probably no more gross than the average person.
Maybe it's time to drop some of those disgusting habits that could eventually embarrass you!
Hey, do you smell something?

You Are 40% Gross
You're a tad gross, but generally you're a clean, hygienic person.
No one can be perfectly clean all the time, and it's better to be human than a neat freak.

But honestly - with questions like these:

You don't see the point of hand sanitizer. (Funny, I always thought it didn't have one, besides making bacteria more resistant [/pet peeve])

You replace your kitchen sponges less than once a week.(I'm a stickler with replacing kitchen sponges way before they can even think about getting funky, but less than once a week? :eek:)

When you eat, using a napkin is optional (um, how about "I am actually able to eat in a way that makes napkins optional indeed, I'll let you know when I get too feeble to not slobber all over myself"?)


I'm surprised it hasn't gone higher. :p

You Are 88% Gross

Ewwww! You really have some disgusting habits.
Now go take a shower... with extra soap.

I'm a teenager. It's what I do.

Who changes their kitchen sponges more than once a week? Thats weird.
Thank you! :fluffle: :p

You Are 88% Gross

Ewwww! You really have some disgusting habits.
Now go take a shower... with extra soap.

I'm a teenager. It's what I do.
Thank buggery for that, I'm not the grossest person here.

You Are 76% Gross
You're pretty dirty, and there's a good change you're living in a total dump.
And your body? Not too clean either. Watch out for killer bacteria, Pig Pen!

... my dogs can both kiss me on the face whenever they want >O!

whats funny is that all of the grossest people were voted sexiest....

whats funny is that all of the grossest people were voted sexiest....
It's all the grime giving us that special shine, dontcha think, ol' mudbag?

It's all the grime giving us that special shine, dontcha think, ol' mudbag?


damn straight!

You Are 64% Gross

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You're pretty dirty, and there's a good change you're living in a total dump.
And your body? Not too clean either. Watch out for killer bacteria, Pig Pen!

Heres the ones I don't get in addition to the sponge thing:

The 5 second rule thing. I'll eat food after i've dropped it on the floor. I've been camping and had dirt in my food. Big deal. It doesn't kill you. My floor is cleaner than outside, anyway.

"You've picked clothes up off the floor to wear, figuring they were clean enough."

Sure, if i'm not going out, who cares?

"You skip a shower if you think you can get away with it."

Ditto, as long as i'm not around other people. And then there's deodorant anyway. But not often, and a day at most. Come on. Doesn't everyone skip them sometimes?

"You let your dog kiss you on the mouth."

Shit happens. I'm not going to wash it out with soap if it does.

"You wear sneakers without socks."

I don't do it, but who cares?

"You floss less than once a day."

I brush my teeth every day though. They haven't fallen out yet.

"You use porta potties."

If there's no other option, what am I supposed to do? Piss on the ground in front of people?

"You pop your zits."

Erm. Now, prior to starting medication, I used to get them infected all the time. What am I supposed to do?

[...]
The 5 second rule thing.

[...]
"You floss less than once a day."
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Well, those two alone coupled with the hand sanitizer are always a dead giveaway that the pollmaker is an American.

So, pffffft. ;)

I'm fastidious about my eating habits; it's only a three second rule for me. *nod*

76% gross.

You're pretty dirty, and there's a good chance you're living in a total dump.
And your body? Not too clean either. Watch out for killer bacteria, Pig Pen!

Well, I wouldn't say I'm dirty, but I do live in a total dump. I'm clean enough and my immune system takes pretty much everything I throw at it. I'm surprised there was nothing about flatulence in the quiz.

Hail, brother of filth! We got the same numbers. I fart freely and willingly when I'm alone. And burp. I try to fart every time a frenchie touches the football. I don't like them.

*edit*
Damn...and now that fucking freak Ribery scored...damned gimp.

I'm fastidious about my eating habits; it's only a three second rule for me. *nod*


i have a 3 second rule but only on hardwood or uncarpeted floors. i know people who have a 5 second rule with food on dirty carpet or in a mcdonalds!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

Well, those two alone coupled with the hand sanitizer are always a dead giveaway that the pollmaker is an American.

So, pffffft. ;)

Yay. :D

36% and going strong!!!
Does that mean I get an F?

i have a 3 second rule but only on hardwood or uncarpeted floors. i know people who have a 5 second rule with food on dirty carpet or in a mcdonalds!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

I don't understand the X second rule. It's either clean or not. In my home I eat anything that I accidentally drop on the floor. Outside of my home...never.

36% and going strong!!!
Does that mean I get an F?


that means youre one of the cleanest here.

You Are 88% Gross

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Ewwww! You really have some disgusting habits.
Now go take a shower... with extra soap.

How Gross Are You?

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Is anybody really surprised? :D

You Are 88% Gross

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Ewwww! You really have some disgusting habits.
Now go take a shower... with extra soap.

How Gross Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howgrossareyouquiz/

Is anybody really surprised? :D


not at all :p

Hail, brother of filth! We got the same numbers. I fart freely and willingly when I'm alone. And burp. I try to fart every time a frenchie touches the football. I don't like them.

*edit*
Damn...and now that fucking freak Ribery scored...damned gimp.
I fart and burp freely practically all the time. Doesn't bother me at all - it's perfectly natural. If anyone has a problem with it, they clearly have a problem with nature and their opinion is therefore worthless.

You Are 88% Gross


Is anybody really surprised? :D
Yeah. What happened to the other 12%?

Yeah. What happened to the other 12%?


i think goofballs cheated on the quiz and still got the 88

Yeah. What happened to the other 12%?

I don't pop my zits, I don't own a dog and I don't use combs or chapstick.

So in reality, two of those three questions were unfair. :p

***You Are 60% Gross***

You're more than a little gross, but probably no more gross than the average person.

Maybe it's time to drop some of those disgusting habits that could eventually embarrass you!

I'm surprised. I could have done better if the quiz had better questions. :)

You Are 28% Gross

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You're a tad gross, but generally you're a clean, hygienic person.
No one can be perfectly clean all the time, and it's better to be human than a neat freak.

How Gross Are You?

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You Are 84% Gross

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Ewwww! You really have some disgusting habits.
Now go take a shower... with extra soap.

How Gross Are You?

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Mwahaha and am I still in on the sexiest- list?

I'm a poor student and I come home just to sleep so..

~Emie The LADY~

You Are 20% Gross
You're not gross, but you tend to think everyone else is. And you're right... they are!
Some people may think you're a neat freak, but at least you'll never die of flesh eating bacteria.

What the hell.

that means youre one of the cleanest here.
Ah, well, can't win 'em all!!!

You Are 64% Gross

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You're pretty dirty, and there's a good change you're living in a total dump.
And your body? Not too clean either. Watch out for killer bacteria, Pig Pen!

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so I'm not a clean freak, big deal.

You Are 52% Gross
You're more than a little gross, but probably no more gross than the average person.
Maybe it's time to drop some of those disgusting habits that could eventually embarrass you!

***You Are 28% Gross***


You're a tad gross, but generally you're a clean, hygienic person.
No one can be perfectly clean all the time, and it's better to be human than a neat freak.


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You Are 36% Gross

You're a tad gross, but generally you're a clean, hygienic person.
No one can be perfectly clean all the time, and it's better to be human than a neat freak.

64%!!

You Are 72% Gross

You're pretty dirty, and there's a good change you're living in a total dump.
And your body? Not too clean either. Watch out for killer bacteria, Pig Pen!


Oops. Well, I don't have a washing machine. I didn't know sponges needed to be changed every friggin' weak. Do I look like I'm made of money? The five second rule in my house is more or less, "If it doesn't have animal hair on it, it's good." So, it looks like I'm gross.


*goes back to chewing on toenails*

I don't pop my zits, I don't own a dog and I don't use combs or chapstick.

So in reality, two of those three questions were unfair. :p
You don't use combs or chapstick. That's pretty gross in itself.

Oops. Well, I don't have a washing machine. I didn't know sponges needed to be changed every friggin' weak. Do I look like I'm made of money? The five second rule in my house is more or less, "If it doesn't have animal hair on it, it's good." So, it looks like I'm gross.


*goes back to chewing on toenails*
LOL I'm sure you're not that bad relative to average (i.e. non-phobic) standards.

You don't use combs or chapstick. That's pretty gross in itself.
Bah! Not really that important. Especially the chapstick.
*retreats to Stone Age village in deep caves*

LOL I'm sure you're not that bad relative to average (i.e. non-phobic) standards.


I began to worry when I realized I was checking almost every box. I realized that anybody who is 0% gross on this quiz is, unfortunately, 100% anal. No offense to all of the anal people.

err.... right.... while I will say I am not the Grossest, I decline to post my score.

I began to worry when I realized I was checking almost every box. I realized that anybody who is 0% gross on this quiz is, unfortunately, 100% anal. No offense to all of the anal people.
LOL Yeah, I'll take my happy medium with pride.;)

err.... right.... while I will say I am not the Grossest, I decline to post my score.
We didn't want to know your score anyway!
*childishly sticks tongue out*
;)

52%, it could be worse

22% I pride myself on my cleanliness....:D

You Are 44% Gross

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You're more than a little gross, but probably no more gross than the average person.
Maybe it's time to drop some of those disgusting habits that could eventually embarrass you!

How Gross Are You?

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68% gross.

You Are 60% Gross

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You're more than a little gross, but probably no more gross than the average person.
Maybe it's time to drop some of those disgusting habits that could eventually embarrass you!

How Gross Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howgrossareyouquiz/