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So, is there any hand drawn or CGI character(s), that just make you want to rip the throat out of whoever the hell came up with it?

My pick is Spongbob Squarepants, I dont get the show or the premise, and i dont care about it, and i want to shake my little cousins and tell them how dumb they are for liking this crap! It makes them dumber i swear.
phew, well that was my pseudo-mini rant on that.


2nd place goes to Peter Griffin (at least from post cancellation- Family Guy)

he went from dumb to just plain annoying and retarted, that show gets unfunnier by the episode.


anyone else have anything they'd like to share?


*EDIT* I'd do a poll but the choices would be endless........

Ultros from FF6.

I dont care if he doesnt count I hate him.

CARE BEARS!!11!1!!11 AAAAHHHHHHH

Now I need medication:(

Ultros from FF6.

I dont care if he doesnt count I hate him.


who is ultros again?

CARE BEARS!!11!1!!11 AAAAHHHHHHH

Now I need medication:(


i hated those bitches just as bad as my little pony and pound puppies.

George W Bush

That godawful geico gecko

Make it go away!

That godawful geico gecko

Make it go away!


yeah his time was up long ago, did he always have a british accent? (or whatever accent thats supposed to be)

lol, Muhammad.

who is ultros again?

The purple octopus.

any new american TV cartoon.

yeah his time was up long ago, did he always have a british accent? (or whatever accent thats supposed to be)

Yes. A neo chav accent.

Sponge Bob is contraceptive sponge that was flushed down the toilet. He had no where to go and he couldn't return home because of his disgraceful former profession, so he lays low in the bumfuck town of Bikini Bottom where his past will not haunt him. That's why he is friends with a mentally retarded Starfish and a narcissistic squid and works at a two-bit burger joint.

Teen Titans. Good show, bad attempt and American Anime.

Seriously, the show was awsome, but America needs to leave the anime buisness to Japan...America just pretty much screws it up.

Spongebob Squarepants is the worst thing ever created. Seriously, they slip adult humor in there that even the adults don't notice, and it definately is not the right kind of show for kids to watch.

Fairly Odd Parents has it's bad points too, which I won't get into.

Family Guy is decent, not for kids of course. I watched yesterday's episode where he had the maid for a week, and almost cracked up at the entire show. Seriously, the watermelon filled with chocolate pudding and firecrackers that explodes when Meg was holding it...that was awsome.

So, is there any hand drawn or CGI character(s), that just make you want to rip the throat out of whoever the hell came up with it?

anyone else have anything they'd like to share?

*EDIT* I'd do a poll but the choices would be endless........
my choices,
Spongebob Squarepants
Bevis and Butthead
Ren and Stimpy
Jar Jar Binks (he was CGI after all)
Dobby (Harry Potter)

The Go bots

One word:

Minmei

The purple octopus.

oh the piece of shit in the theater scene?

my choices,
Spongebob Squarepants
Bevis and Butthead
Ren and Stimpy
Jar Jar Binks (he was CGI after all)
Dobby (Harry Potter)
Very definitely agreed.

Ren and Stimpy, Beavis and Butthead. Jar Jar Binks, everyone in the webcomic "Questionable Content".

Anyone of the characters from the Braak Show.

Anyone of the characters from the Braak Show.

i always thought the dad was funny on that show.

One word:

Minmei
clarify... American Minmei The Japanese Lynn Minmei was soooo much better.

2nd place goes to Peter Griffin (at least from post cancellation- Family Guy)

he went from dumb to just plain annoying and retarted, that show gets unfunnier by the episode.





I refuse to watch the show now since they used the Stewie Griffin Untold Story as the last three episodes of the season. THOSE BASTARDS I SPENT GOOD MONEY ON THAT MOVIE.:headbang: :upyours:

I refuse to watch the show now since they used the Stewie Griffin Untold Story as the last three episodes of the season. THOSE BASTARDS I SPENT GOOD MONEY ON THAT MOVIE.:headbang: :upyours:


yeah that was lazy and fucked up to do.

after the simpsons leave ther ewill be no more reason to watch fox anymore.

american dad is better than family guy at this point.

SpongeBob is not great, but its not awful, either. Ren and Stimpy was totally awful.

CARE BEARS!!11!1!!11 AAAAHHHHHHH

Now I need medication:(
Care Bears!!! I love you!!! I killee you!!!

Definitely Pokemon in general or JarJar...maybe Dobby for being annoying.

Clifford:sniper:The Big Red Dog!!:eek:

clarify... American Minmei The Japanese Lynn Minmei was soooo much better.

Of course. The original didn't sing "Stage Fright".

Definitely Pokemon in general or JarJar...maybe Dobby for being annoying.


they both need to be put in a blender and fed to immigrant children.

My Little Pony
SpongeBob: Everyone, including Sandy.

I'd nominate large chunks of Adult Swim, as well.

they both need to be put in a blender and fed to immigrant children.
*vroom* *agghh!!* Sorry, too late, just ran them over with a John Deere Tractor.

well since someone named an FF character, I'd love to say I hated yuffie from FF7. She was annoying, and she stole all my materia!!!

That, and does anyone remember that Zoids cartoon on Cartoon network that was done in the same Cel shaded look like Legend of Zelda: Windwaker?

That cartoon definately gets my vote as well.

Homer Simpson- for falling so far from grace so quickly. He used to be hilarious, but now he's just plain unfunny.

*vroom* *agghh!!* Sorry, too late, just ran them over with a John Deere Tractor.


you can still put the remains into seal-tite jars granted there will be some dirt on them, but the immigrant kids wont notice.

Edd, Edd, and Eddy; 8-oz Mouse; Cow, Chicken, Weasel, Baboon; Bubbles, Blossom, Buttercup, the Mayor, the Professor, Ms I-have-no-face; Spongebob; Ren, Stimpy; etc.

Dobby?! DOBBY?! YOU GUYS WANT TO KILL DOBBY?! :mp5: I love Dobby! I wondered what happened to him when I saw the fourth HP movie!!

But my choices: Any characters from Nick Jr, Noggin and ToonDisney, as well as that God-awful "Jetix". MY God... I want to shoot them all. :sniper: Especially Moose, that God-forsaken moose on Noggin. :headbang: :sniper:

As well as Spongebob... ugh.

And then the entire cast of "Catscratch".

But most of all, I'd like to kill the entire cast of 'Jake Long: American Dragon". It is a Disney-fied rip-off of "Danny Phantom," which is actually a GOOD show. :sniper:

Also, when the 5th HP movie comes out, I'd like to assassinate kreacher too. HE KILLED TEH SIRIUS! :sniper:

Edd, Edd, and Eddy; 8-oz Mouse; Cow, Chicken, Weasel, Baboon; Bubbles, Blossom, Buttercup, the Mayor, the Professor, Ms I-have-no-face; Spongebob; Ren, Stimpy; etc.


8oz mouse is one of the worst shows in the history of mankind animated or not.

Catscratch reminded me of cat-dog, which was terrible.

Jetix has "The Tick," which is frickin awesome - of course they stole it from '90s FOX.

I would have to say Camp Lazlo...fucked up chipmunks

I would have to say Camp Lazlo...fucked up chipmunks
And don't forget "My Gym Partner is a Monkey."

Dobby?! DOBBY?! YOU GUYS WANT TO KILL DOBBY?! :mp5: I love Dobby! I wondered what happened to him when I saw the fourth HP movie!!
He looks like a rip off of Peter Jackman's Gollum, and Gollum is holy, so Dobby gets the boot.

Hey, what's the name of this purple dinosaur on some kids "education" tv program?
That's probably the worst cartoon-like thing I've seen in my life....

Hey, what's the name of this purple dinosaur on some kids "education" tv program?
That's probably the worst cartoon-like thing I've seen in my life....
Barney...yeah, how come no one mentioned Barney?
According to Wiki, there's a gihad against him. And at school I could get 100 ways to kill Barney sites past the firewall.

the Smurfs

He looks like a rip off of Peter Jackman's Gollum, and Gollum is holy, so Dobby gets the boot.

not necessarily. If you saw the pictures of Dobby in the book, they're almost identical...except for the eyes...

the Smurfs
*giggles* If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?

not necessarily. If you saw the pictures of Dobby in the book, they're almost identical...except for the eyes...
Yes, but there were also illustrated versions of Gollum that look exactly like Dobby.

Billy from the 'Grim adventure of Billy and Mandy'


He is the most annoying fucktard of all cartoons that I know of.:mad:

He's so annoying I actually broke my remote just trying to change the channel

Anything from Pokemon grinds my balls.

*giggles* If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?
Blue. Check the color setting on your tv. they're supposed to be Green! :D :p

Has anyone noticed that there's only one female smurf. Hmm...she must be busy.:D

Fluffymasterchief']Billy from the 'Grim adventure of Billy and Mandy'


He is the most annoying fucktard of all cartoons that I know of.:mad:

He's so annoying I actually broke my remote just trying to change the channel
You are lucky you missed the "Keeper of the Reaper" episode.

Jar Jar Binks (he was CGI after all)
Jar-Jar!! Must...die

Also: Ren and Stimpy, Spongebob, and all the Billy and Many characters.

Blue. Check the color setting on your tv. they're supposed to be Green! :D :p

XD That's disturbing...yet funny ^_^

Has anyone noticed that there's only one female smurf. Hmm...she must be busy.:D
considering that new smurfs are created by the Blue Moon...


if she is busy, it's not for procreation. ;)

I guess I should be glad I have no younger siblings and was not forced to listen to toon disney 24/7 like my neighbor does.

I just remembered another: DIGIMON. :sniper:

Jay Jay the Jet Plane! Goodness, how happy could a mechanical piece of shit be?

:D

Jay Jay the Jet Plane! Goodness, how happy could a mechanical piece of shit be?

:D
thomas the Tank Engine...


and I don't recall seeing this waist of ink being up there... so



Scrappy Doo.



and just because... Mickey Mouse.

Has anyone noticed that there's only one female smurf. Hmm...she must be busy.:D
She's an evil agent sent by Gargamel.

spongebob, ren & Stimpy, catdog, pokemon, diginmon, and any other rip-offs from that junk

Powerpuff girls.
Backyardigans.
Wonder Pets.

Paris Hilton.

Find the article yourself. I ain't exposing myself to that torture again.

Anything from Pokemon grinds my balls.
well, consider the shows premise.

you see a little monster, you grab your balls and toss it at em.

if you're lucky, you have a monster in your ball. if not, you have to keep tossing balls at it to get it into your ball.

then you train your monster by playing with your balls.

if you meet another person, you pull out your balls, then you boast about your monster then toss your balls at the other person and the critters fight.

and when your monster reaches it's final level, you will be known for having the balls with an awsome monster.

She's an evil agent sent by Gargamel.

She was sent by Gargamel to destroy the Smurf village but the overwhelming goodness of the smurf way of life transformed her into the Smurfette we know today. Besides its so illogical to think about what sort of loving smurfs get up to, they don't even have bits under their little cloths.

(I love that movie)

She was sent by Gargamel to destroy the Smurf village but the overwhelming goodness of the smurf way of life transformed her into the Smurfette we know today. Besides its so illogical to think about what sort of loving smurfs get up to, they don't even have bits under their little cloths.

(I love that movie)
Oh, they have bits. Sigh... they have bits...

*dreams*

That godawful geico gecko

Make it go away!

Just get rid of geico - they lie!

King of the Hill must die.

Gecko from Geico
Barney. Responsible for more murders than Jack Thompson's holy crusade and terrorists combined.
Anyone and everyone from Bobobo Bo Bobobo. I had no idea what the fuck was going on.

Pokemon, Barney, Jar Jar Binks, the entire cast of Tom Goes to The Mayor. Minorite Team, ATHF was funny at first, but now it's just stupid.

Smurfette and Chilly Willy.

Spongy or whatever that flash animation squirrel is called that does that Maddox/Mencia swear rant humor that plays to dickheads that like to think they're 'thinkers.' A sped up voice saying "Fuck you" while ranting on what is basicly "What's the deal with airline food." Even Dennis Leary couldn't maintain his schtick, this squirrel is far worse off. It's not insightful, it's not clever, it's not even very observant most of the time. Masturbation for the witless.

Of course. The original didn't sing "Stage Fright".
No, but she sung that gawdawful "MY Boyfriend is a Pilot" over, and over, and over again. There's a reason they used her voice as a weapon!

Any case, the most annoying character is the pink spore, aka Chibi-Usa from Sailor Moon. The pink bitch must die!!!!

Ultros from FF6.

I dont care if he doesnt count I hate him.

What do you mean Ultros? Ultros rocked!

"YEEEEOWCH! Seafood soup!"

No, but she sung that gawdawful "MY Boyfriend is a Pilot" over, and over, and over again. There's a reason they used her voice as a weapon!

Any case, the most annoying character is the pink spore, aka Chibi-Usa from Sailor Moon. The pink bitch must die!!!!
I agree with you.. Chibi-Usa must die, tho I will grant her the opportunity to watch Usagi go before her.

and at least your Minmei redeemed herself with "Do You Remember Love", "Love Flows Away," and "In the Colors of an Angel."

ours ended with... "We will Win"

I can't believe that nobody

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mentioned Hello Kitty.

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Or her evil pirate twin, Whuttup Kitty.