Gauthier
27-06-2006, 17:34
I wonder if Godwin started out like this. Anyways, here's something I compiled based on recent observations. Too many to list them all, but here's a few:
The Muslim Rules
1) Any crime will be much more horrible and shocking than normal when it is revealed the perpetrator is Muslim.
1a) A misdemeanor is automatically downgraded to Capital Offense if it is revealed that the perpetrator is Muslim.
2) There is no problem in the world that cannot be solved by arresting, deporting, or simply killing Muslims.
3) Muslims are a Jihadist Hivemind. Even that adorable 2 week old baby in the crib is training to become a suicide bomber to cap yo' infidel ass. If one Muslim is thinking about killing Americans, it was based on a group consensus decision throughout The Collective, not an impulse of despair and desperation.
4) There will be world peace when Islam and all the Muslims in the world are dead. All the other religions in the world will realize that their own sectarian violence were a direct result of Muslim Mind Control Satellites that had been launched in secret and thus will begin the foundation of The United Federation of Planets.
5) Crime was non-existent before Islam was invented.
6) If you didn't get that promotion you worked hard for, it was a Muslim terrorist plot that did it.
7) If your car break down in the middle of nowhere, it's because a Muslim prayed to Allah to make your car break down in the middle of nowhere.
8) Muslims ambushed the United States with a sneak attack at Pearl Harbor on December 7th, 1941. A day that will live in infamy.
9) Muslims set up the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
10) It wasn't a giant asteroid that made the dinosaurs go extinct. Guess what did it.
11) Bill Clinton is a Muslim.
12) So are Cindy Sheehan and Michael Moore.
13) Muslims spit on soldiers returning home from Vietnam.
14) A single death is a tragedy. A single Muslim Death is Asymmetrical Warfare.
15) "Xenu" is what Scientologists call Allah so they don't get their asses capped.
16) Muslims caused the Dot Com Bubble, The Great Depression, The Lincoln Savings and Loan Scandal, etc. etc.
17) You might have heard about the Salem Witch Trials. What they didn't tell you in the history books is that accused "witches" upped the ante by claiming their accusers were Muslims.
18) When George W. Bush said Iraq had WMDs, he didn't mean "Weapons of Mass Destruction." He meant "Worshippers at Mosques, Damnit."
19) The Air Bag didn't take off as an automotive innovation until Muslims started learning how to drive.
20) Insurance premiums didn't take off until Muslims started learning how to drive either.
If you find any more "Muslim Facts," feel free to add them to this thread.
Disclaimer: If you take this too seriously and think I'm Islamaphobic, then you obviously haven't read all my posts in NSG and need to lighten up. If you take this too seriously and agree with everything I said, may God and Allah have mercy on your soul.
The Muslim Rules
1) Any crime will be much more horrible and shocking than normal when it is revealed the perpetrator is Muslim.
1a) A misdemeanor is automatically downgraded to Capital Offense if it is revealed that the perpetrator is Muslim.
2) There is no problem in the world that cannot be solved by arresting, deporting, or simply killing Muslims.
3) Muslims are a Jihadist Hivemind. Even that adorable 2 week old baby in the crib is training to become a suicide bomber to cap yo' infidel ass. If one Muslim is thinking about killing Americans, it was based on a group consensus decision throughout The Collective, not an impulse of despair and desperation.
4) There will be world peace when Islam and all the Muslims in the world are dead. All the other religions in the world will realize that their own sectarian violence were a direct result of Muslim Mind Control Satellites that had been launched in secret and thus will begin the foundation of The United Federation of Planets.
5) Crime was non-existent before Islam was invented.
6) If you didn't get that promotion you worked hard for, it was a Muslim terrorist plot that did it.
7) If your car break down in the middle of nowhere, it's because a Muslim prayed to Allah to make your car break down in the middle of nowhere.
8) Muslims ambushed the United States with a sneak attack at Pearl Harbor on December 7th, 1941. A day that will live in infamy.
9) Muslims set up the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
10) It wasn't a giant asteroid that made the dinosaurs go extinct. Guess what did it.
11) Bill Clinton is a Muslim.
12) So are Cindy Sheehan and Michael Moore.
13) Muslims spit on soldiers returning home from Vietnam.
14) A single death is a tragedy. A single Muslim Death is Asymmetrical Warfare.
15) "Xenu" is what Scientologists call Allah so they don't get their asses capped.
16) Muslims caused the Dot Com Bubble, The Great Depression, The Lincoln Savings and Loan Scandal, etc. etc.
17) You might have heard about the Salem Witch Trials. What they didn't tell you in the history books is that accused "witches" upped the ante by claiming their accusers were Muslims.
18) When George W. Bush said Iraq had WMDs, he didn't mean "Weapons of Mass Destruction." He meant "Worshippers at Mosques, Damnit."
19) The Air Bag didn't take off as an automotive innovation until Muslims started learning how to drive.
20) Insurance premiums didn't take off until Muslims started learning how to drive either.
If you find any more "Muslim Facts," feel free to add them to this thread.
Disclaimer: If you take this too seriously and think I'm Islamaphobic, then you obviously haven't read all my posts in NSG and need to lighten up. If you take this too seriously and agree with everything I said, may God and Allah have mercy on your soul.