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destroy one city, however you want, which city would you choose?


And describe the way you would do it, I love to read your sick writings, they make me happy inside:)


EDIT: And if there are enoguh awesome reasons or cities, POLL TIME!

I already did... ever heard of Atlantis?

destroy one city, however you want, which city would you choose?


And describe the way you would do it, I love to read your sick writings, they make me happy inside:)

What city are you in?

I already did... ever heard of Atlantis?
Cabra! That was you? Why, I never knew! :p

I wouldn't destroy any city, though everything in Pisa apart from the leaning tower really could use a good stomping.

What city are you in?


Ummmmmm, Canada?:p

I kind of want to say Jerusalem but it is too valuable to me.

Moscow.
I shalt destroy Moscow!

I'd destroy Hell.

Then I can say: 'I destroyed Hell.':p

I kind of want to say Jerusalem but it is too valuable to me.

Moscow.
I shalt destroy Moscow!


Awwww, I like(d) Moscow:(

I'd destroy Hell.

Then I can say: 'I destroyed Hell.':p

But then where will we put all the Americans?:p

Awwww, I like(d) Moscow:(
Well i'd have destroyed Paris but it is also too valuable.
I discounted New York because it is already Hell.

I would destroy Jerusalem in a 40 day/40 night deluge of chocolate syrup. :)

Just imagine the effect that would have on religious nuts!

I'd destroy Hell.

Then I can say: 'I destroyed Hell.':p
Ah i see you have already mentioned New York.:p

I would destroy Jerusalem in a 40 day/40 night deluge of chocolate syrup. :)

Just imagine the effect that would have on religious nuts!
Lucky for Jesus he has the Easter Bunny to save the Christian Sites!

hmmm. Texas. The entire state. I can't just pick one city there.

It seems that every single experience I have ever had with any one or anything from Texas has been awful.

So either destroy it or give it back to Mexico.

Kissimmee, FL
It's nothing but hell.

What would I do?

Well first I'd start by gathering up ANYONE in the damn place, and have them decide if they want freedom or death. How would I do this you ask? For freedom, they would have to prove that they really want it. So I would give each person a box of toothpicks, and tell them to remove one eye. Or they could choose to take the tunnel to freedom. Although, the tunnel would be 5 miles long, and over flowing with non-poisionus snakes that like to bite. They would have to litterally swim through the snakes, with no light, making it easy to get lost.

If they give up or just say no, they get a slow death. I would hogtie them and throw them into the snake tunnel, let them get bit and starve till they finaly die. And like hell I'm sending people in there to retreive the corpse!

Then to the land, ahh the land! I would first soak every inch of it in oil, then burn it. Then to make sure the land was never used again, I'd contaminate the soil with cancer causing agents.


Ahhh you have no idea how much anger I just got rid of.

Thank you :fluffle:

Washington DC. One day, the world would wake up, and it'd just be an empty wasteland, every building and every person just dissapeared.

I would destroy Jerusalem in a 40 day/40 night deluge of chocolate syrup. :)

Just imagine the effect that would have on religious nuts!

Hey, if chocolate syrup bombardment is an option, I'd destroy my OWN city.

i'd raze the global village. with nukes or bio weapons. quick way, like cutting enemy's hearth with a scalpel

If you could destroy one city, however you want, which city would you choose?

And describe the way you would do it, I love to read your sick writings, they make me happy inside:)
My home town. We already know how to (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Market_Garden) do it (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberation_of_Arnhem).

For the citizens of Arnhem left in the city after Market-Garden, who had prematurely celebrated their liberation on Sunday 17th September, there came only months of hardship. Over four hundred and fifty civilians had been killed during that battle in and around Arnhem. The result of the fighting was continued German control of the city, sections of which were substantially damaged during the fighting. As September 1944 drew to its undesirable close, the surviving citizens were ordered to leave the area, taking only a bare minimum of their belongings. Their homes were promptly looted and belongings sent to Germany, where they were distributed amongst the bombed-out residents of their cities.

Real enough for ya? ;)

I would destroy Jerusalem in a 40 day/40 night deluge of chocolate syrup. :)

Just imagine the effect that would have on religious nuts!
They would then be chocolate covered nuts. :)

I can't belive no-one said that yet.

They would then be chocolate covered nuts. :)

I can't belive no-one said that yet.
Honestly? I just spent a good ten minutes on google image searching for a good pic of a bar of chocolate with nuts in it.

I gave up. :(

My home town. We already know how to (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Market_Garden) do it (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberation_of_Arnhem).



Real enough for ya? ;)


That was quite the ugly battle. A Bridge Too Far the movie didn't really do it justice and no video game (i.e. Medal of Honor) could ever really recreate how destroyed the city was or how horrific the fighting was.

One bridge too far was the end for thousands.


Do you actually live there?

I would destroy Jerusalem in a 40 day/40 night deluge of chocolate syrup. :)

Just imagine the effect that would have on religious nuts!

The bottom would fall out of the chocolate covered Brazil nuts thats for sure!

Honestly? I just spent a good ten minutes on google image searching for a good pic of a bar of chocolate with nuts in it.

I gave up. :(

http://www.cvcoffee.com/prod_images_blowup/Hersheys_Almond_Box.jpg

THE FIRST WAVE OF MISSILES IS UPON US!!!

http://www.peanut.com/graphics/chocnuts.jpg

I just googled 'chocolate covered nuts'. With safesearch turned off, I think I got lucky.

Do you actually live there?Why not? It's just a city in Holland:p

Everywhere between Pittsburg and Philadelphia.

Why: Because it's home to the worst breed of humans ever, who feel the need to bring their miserable lives down to South Jersey and spread their suffering. Pitt and Philly show signs of civilization unlike the rest of that god forsaken state.

How: Asteroid.

The mountains should suppress the blast just enough to tap the two cities while obliterating everything in between. After that...zombie horde finishes the survivors.

Why not? It's just a city in Holland:p
I didn't know they even made an effort to rebuild it.


Silly me. Thinking that all this time they just let the city turn in to a field of buried rubble.

That was quite the ugly battle. (...) Do you actually live there?
Yeah, it's no longer the place it was back then. I wasn't born yet when that happened, anyway. Just couldn't resist the temptation to throw in a vitriolic reality check. ;)

Cabra! That was you? Why, I never knew! :p

I wouldn't destroy any city, though everything in Pisa apart from the leaning tower really could use a good stomping.

In a former incarnation, yes. :D Made for a great story, though, didn't it?

On a serious note, Bochum. Well, really just one person there... and one hotel.

Everywhere between Pittsburg and Philadelphia.

Why: Because it's home to the worst breed of humans ever, who feel the need to bring their miserable lives down to South Jersey and spread their suffering. Pitt and Philly show signs of civilization unlike the rest of that god forsaken state.

How: Asteroid.

The mountains should suppress the blast just enough to tap the two cities while obliterating everything in between. After that...zombie horde finishes the survivors.
Oh thanks a lot.

In a former incarnation, yes. :D Made for a great story, though, didn't it?Sure did. Should have gotten a trademark on your good name right back then. Just think of the royalties off all those fantasy books since written about your little hissy fit! :p

On a serious note, Bochum. Well, really just one person there... and one hotel.*helps to stomp*

http://www.cvcoffee.com/prod_images_blowup/Hersheys_Almond_Box.jpg

THE FIRST WAVE OF MISSILES IS UPON US!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :D

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :D
Well.. you know what? Hershey would go bye-bye in the asteroid blast :p

Oh thanks a lot.

:D

Sorry, but I spent a year in Huntingdon, and that was by far the longest time I've ever considered throwing myself into a train.

http://www.cvcoffee.com/prod_images_blowup/Hersheys_Almond_Box.jpg
THE FIRST WAVE OF MISSILES IS UPON US!!!
Typical, always the American Confectionary to fire first.:rolleyes:

Typical, always the American Confectionary to fire first.:rolleyes:


:p :D

*helps to stomp*

Careful with the stomping, I want the damage to be extremely localised. :D

:D

Sorry, but I spent a year in Huntingdon, and that was by far the longest time I've ever considered throwing myself into a train.
:p

East Stroudsburg is fucking hell. My brother went to ESU for awhile, we went down shopping with him for a day.. this white trash crack whore called my mom a fat bitch. For no reason :mad:

Hmm.. on second thought.. blow this place up!

*moves to canada with La Dame*

Birmingham.

Not the one in Alabama.

I'd destroy it with a "thing" big enough to take out everything in the West Midlands that isn't Coventry. And then I'd take out our city centre too, except the really old stuff that's cool. Really old being anything as old as the Council House or older than that. Oh, I'd save the new cathedral too.

Careful with the stomping, I want the damage to be extremely localised. :D
Oh, I stomp very delicately, if must be. You could even, say, pinpoint a certain area close to the middle of the body to single out for special stomping. I'm just saying. :p

Oh, I stomp very delicately, if must be. You could even, say, pinpoint a certain area close to the middle of the body to single out for special stomping. I'm just saying. :p

Oh, good. Very goods.

*points WYTYG into the exact direction of the desired target....

Oh, good. Very goods.

*points WYTYG into the exact direction of the desired target....
Damn, I got to get muuuuuch closer, way too small to see from here...

*stomps*

My choice is Boston, Lincolnshire, UK.

Because:
The roads have been compared to the roads of London (Pre-congestion charge).
You get people asking you for directions in over 8 different languages.
The police are heading towards corruption (so says a friend who has been assaulted for nothing by the police.)
Despite over 6 years of campaigning a bypass has yet to be built.
There is the odd fight/riot whenever England loses a football match (Last riot 2 police cars were burned out and shops were burned down).
Boston has the next largest amount of Chav's next to Chatham.

Those Americans whose ancestors left Boston should count them self’s lucky they don't live here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston%2C_Lincolnshire

(Most of this Wikipedia stuff is a Laugh)

:p

East Stroudsburg is fucking hell. My brother went to ESU for awhile, we went down shopping with him for a day.. this white trash crack whore called my mom a fat bitch. For no reason :mad:

Hmm.. on second thought.. blow this place up!

*moves to canada with La Dame*

The place had more large churches than schools, hospitals, police and fire stations put together. The number of crappy bars and fat old people were obscene.

Strange that a place with so many nice churches feels so close to hell.

*takes a peek under WYTYG's foot

Well, that got him all right... him AND his computer :D
:eek: I wasn't aiming for his computer, damn!

Unless it was a laptop. Strike! :p

Yep whenever i think evil the first thing that often comes into my head is NAZI well after LG's post i figured i'd have a look at what the web has to say about NAZI Chocolate...
ARCHIVE REVEALS NAZI CHOCOLATE BLITZ ON BRITAIN
Bombs in cans and dead rats
By Rachel Williams
NAZI saboteurs planned to attack Britain using exploding chocolate bars, it was revealed yesterday.
http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/dailyrecord2/sep2005/9/2/00098B92-16A3-131C-9F300C01AC1BF814.jpg

The "slab of chocolate" hand grenade would explode as soon as an unwitting Brit snapped a piece off.

MI5 World War II files released yesterday also show Nazis invented bombs disguised as tins of plums, throat pastilles and shaving brushes.

And detailed designs were found for a bomb to be hidden under bangers and mash in a workman's mess tin.

Some of the plots were straight out of Monty Python. Agents were told to stuff dead rats with explosives.

Other documents showed a plan to disrupt Britain with a fake newspaper which claimed Britons would soon be eating frogs for breakfast.

The documents were released by MI5 to the National Archives in Kew, west London, yesterday.

Notes next to a drawing of the exploding chocolate reveal: "The bomb is made of steel with a thin covering of real chocolate.

"When the piece of chocolate at the end is broken off, the canvas shown is pulled and after a delay of seven seconds, the bomb explodes."

Photographs released include a diagram showing howa tin of processed peas could be turned into a bomb.

A botched attempt to use the device seems to have been carried out. A three man team - including a British Indian - were captured in Ireland in July 1940 carrying explosives hidden in tins of peas.

An informer told the authorities they had been heading for England to "blow up Buckingham Palace" - though MI5 dismissed the crackpot scheme.

Other photographs released yesterday show bombs disguised as tins of Smedley's English Red Dessert Plums.

Exploding soap, coal, car batteries, flasks, tins of fish, boots and pens were also shown as well as "a rat stuffed with explosive and fitted with time pencil".

A drawing, with sausages, mash and peas, demonstrated how explosives and a timer could be concealed in a workman's mess tin under a false bottom.

Professor Christopher Andrew, who is writing a history of MI5,said yesterday: "I believe German espionage and sabotage of the UK actually achieved the coveted title of 100 per cent incompetence in the Second World War."

The archives also reveal Nazis produced a fake copy of the London Evening Standard headlined: "The massacre of the RAF, secret session of Parliament demanded".

An article claimed Britain was planning to go to war with Canada and the royal family would have to flee.

Another said frogs for the British breakfast were the solution to rationing, adding: "Frenchmen know them to be delicious. There are billions of frogs, of considerable size, hopping merrily round the British Isles. Their vitality should be harnessed."

Another article insisted: "The deer in Richmond Park and elsewhere are going to be turned into sausages or pies."

It was even claimed the Downing Street cat had been wearing a swastika.

Professor Andrew said: "A lot of it looks like it was produced by Monty Python


http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=15931636&method=full&siteid=66633&headline=archive-reveals-nazi-chocolate-blitz-on-britain-name_page.html

Yep whenever i think evil the first thing that often comes into my head is NAZI well after LG's post i figured i'd have a look at what the web has to say about NAZI Chocolate...

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=15931636&method=full&siteid=66633&headline=archive-reveals-nazi-chocolate-blitz-on-britain-name_page.html
Exploding chocolate. :eek:

What a great way to go. :D

Exploding chocolate. :eek:

What a great way to go. :D
Indeed.

The place had more large churches than schools, hospitals, police and fire stations put together. The number of crappy bars and fat old people were obscene.

Strange that a place with so many nice churches feels so close to hell.
You just explained exactly what PA is.. :eek:

Exploding chocolate. :eek:

What a great way to go. :D
Much better than "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

:eek: I wasn't aiming for his computer, damn!

Unless it was a laptop. Strike! :p

Nah, that's ok. You flattened everything :D

destroy one city, however you want, which city would you choose?


And describe the way you would do it, I love to read your sick writings, they make me happy inside:)


EDIT: And if there are enoguh awesome reasons or cities, POLL TIME!

You should be warned, that due to recent events regarding the Sears Tower and Miami, answering this poll qualifies as terrorism.

i wouldn't go to the trouble. just let the oil run out and watch them all self destruct.

actualy there WERE cities before cheep energy, and i suppose there will be something like cities after there no longer is. with a lot of people in them getting real hungry for a while.

any otherwise world class city without public transit to and from the airport or other major points of entry and departure has no good reason to exist that i can think of.

i really see absolutely nothing to be accomplished by destroying any city that would contribute anything to the kind of world i would like to live in. i just wouldn't care to live in any of them either.

=^^=
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Vatican City.

I know all who live there just can't wait to go to heaven, but it is against their religion to commit suicide or kill. I'll just help them along by burning the place down to the ground.

destroy one city, however you want, which city would you choose?


And describe the way you would do it, I love to read your sick writings, they make me happy inside:)


EDIT: And if there are enoguh awesome reasons or cities, POLL TIME!

Mecca, asteroid impact at over 60km/sec with an asteroid over 1 km in diameter.

Mecca, asteroid impact at over 60km/sec with an asteroid over 1 km in diameter.
:rolleyes:

It seems that every single experience I have ever had with any one or anything from Texas has been awful.


That makes me sad.

Mecca, asteroid impact at over 60km/sec with an asteroid over 1 km in diameter.

Wouldn't accomplish anything.

:rolleyes:
It would be a natural disaster, not a deliberate bombing.

So they might actually be happy with it. Think of the martyrs - and then they'll visit the crater for the next 1000 years.

It would be a natural disaster, not a deliberate bombing.

So they might actually be happy with it. Think of the martyrs - and then they'll visit the crater for the next 1000 years.
I somehow doubt that they'd be happy their holy city was turned into a crater.