NationStates Jolt Archive

You know, if you're running for office and people don't support you blaming your lack of support and funding on Satan probably won't help. Also, aren't Repubicans the party of personal responsibility? Face it dude, Satan's not messing with you, you're just a shitty candidate.

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=324262

lol, i cannot believe this guy! Does he intentionally wan't to fail.

There's a certain irony in a person claiming that Satan is stopping people from putting too much money into politics.

I thought the Swiss were going to win because of their goalie, Pascal Zuberbuhler. He didn't give up a goal in the group stage or in the game time of today's game. But congrats to Ukraine, my team will see you in the next match. Shevchenko: I'm glad you missed your penalty kick, you should have stayed with Milan instead of being a sell-out. Good luck in Chelsea with the other 5,000,000 strikers they have. Anways, Forza Italia!

I thought the Swiss were going to win because of their goalie, Pascal Zuberbuhler. He didn't give up a goal in the group stage or in the game time of today's game. But congrats to Ukraine, my team will see you in the next match. Shevchenko: I'm glad you missed your penalty kick, you should have stayed with Milan instead of being a sell-out. Good luck in Chelsea with the other 5,000,000 strikers they have. Anways, Forza Italia!
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That has to win a 'most random quote ever' award. :p

I thought the Swiss were going to win because of their goalie, Pascal Zuberbuhler. He didn't give up a goal in the group stage or in the game time of today's game. But congrats to Ukraine, my team will see you in the next match. Shevchenko: I'm glad you missed your penalty kick, you should have stayed with Milan instead of being a sell-out. Good luck in Chelsea with the other 5,000,000 strikers they have. Anways, Forza Italia!
That may be the best post this thread gets. Grazie, amico.

Go Italy.

[conspiracy theory]Nah, it's not *Satan*, exactly. It's all part of a secret plan devised by the Satanists and the Democrats in Utah. They're stealing his money and brainwashing people into not supporting him. :eek: [/conspiracy theory]

It's the devil is what it is. I don't want you to print that, but it feels like that's what it is.
"Don't print this, but..."

How can someone be so naive about the press?

[conspiracy theory]Nah, it's not *Satan*, exactly. It's all part of a secret plan devised by the Satanists and the Democrats in Utah. They're stealing his money and brainwashing people into not supporting him. :eek: [/conspiracy theory]
Hey, conspiracy theories are on The Nazz's ... ah nevermind. This whole OP et al should .... *drones off*

"Don't print this, but..."

How can someone be so naive about the press?
They aren't. They're employing the FauX "News" :rolleyes: tactic akin to "Some people say ...."

I heard about that on A. L. Brown. This guy makes the rest of us look bad and I hope he loses.

You know, if you're running for office and people don't support you blaming your lack of support and funding on Satan probably won't help. Also, aren't Repubicans the party of personal responsibility? Face it dude, Satan's not messing with you, you're just a shitty candidate.

http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=324262
actually, you are both right and wrong.

i am messing with him because he is a shitty candidate.

"...less to do with the Devil, and more to do with his being a nutter."

- Dobbsworld's spouse.

Jacob acknowledged the error, and declined to say who had told him it was 40 percent because he didn't want them to get into trouble.
I'm surprised he didn't say it was the Devil who told him the %.

Jacob denied having had a gambling addiction
Considering he got 8% and 40% confused, I'd say he has a MAJOR gambling problem.

Regarding the devil, Jacob said Thursday that since he decided to run for Congress, Satan has bollixed his business deals, preventing him from putting as much money into the race as he had hoped.


Weird. An English Republican in Utah.