Superiala
26-06-2006, 21:35
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After weeks of delay the national aerospace company Dijklandia has tested the new D-1100 110 seat regional jet. The D-1100 is the worlds most efficient and clean regional jet available. Regioliner announced last fall it was likely to buy 40+ aircraft for it's services in the rural east and north to replace it's fleet of aging BAe 146s. An order from Mesantropica for at least 25 this may has brought the total orders up to 244, deliveries will start august next year.
The design was announced september 2000, to succeed the smaller line of Dijklandia propellor driven aircraft such as the 303 and 308. Dijklandia issued a press report in which the company stated to make a 12 billion supia turn arround this year. For the first time since september 11, the company is running in the black with a profit of 1.1 billion supia's
In a high court appeal the superior high court has spoken in the case of:
The people of Superiala vs. The church of scientology
The verdict of this long awaited case is as following:
The Church of Scientology is declared illegal, and all of it's assests have been confiscated by the inland revenue services.
The following cases where proven:
- CoS tried to intervene with the IRS
- CoS tried to fraud the high court
- CoS has try to kill superiala citizens
- CoS has tried to steel the plans for our HERA nuclear detterent
further the special investigation team has qaulified the CoS to be
in line with our anti-sekt laws, and has adviced that the CoS would be declared illegal as soon as possible
In other news:
The University of Gruiterberg has discovered a cure for common drunkeness. 2 graduate students have invented a small machine know as the sober-er. The machine is connected to a persons chest and emits small amounts of current, stimulating the break down of alcohol. Their research was funded by the Bokbier beer breweries and the automotive association. The 2 students in question have sold the patent to Biereco, using most of the money to pay the bar next to their faculty complex.
After weeks of delay the national aerospace company Dijklandia has tested the new D-1100 110 seat regional jet. The D-1100 is the worlds most efficient and clean regional jet available. Regioliner announced last fall it was likely to buy 40+ aircraft for it's services in the rural east and north to replace it's fleet of aging BAe 146s. An order from Mesantropica for at least 25 this may has brought the total orders up to 244, deliveries will start august next year.
The design was announced september 2000, to succeed the smaller line of Dijklandia propellor driven aircraft such as the 303 and 308. Dijklandia issued a press report in which the company stated to make a 12 billion supia turn arround this year. For the first time since september 11, the company is running in the black with a profit of 1.1 billion supia's
In a high court appeal the superior high court has spoken in the case of:
The people of Superiala vs. The church of scientology
The verdict of this long awaited case is as following:
The Church of Scientology is declared illegal, and all of it's assests have been confiscated by the inland revenue services.
The following cases where proven:
- CoS tried to intervene with the IRS
- CoS tried to fraud the high court
- CoS has try to kill superiala citizens
- CoS has tried to steel the plans for our HERA nuclear detterent
further the special investigation team has qaulified the CoS to be
in line with our anti-sekt laws, and has adviced that the CoS would be declared illegal as soon as possible
In other news:
The University of Gruiterberg has discovered a cure for common drunkeness. 2 graduate students have invented a small machine know as the sober-er. The machine is connected to a persons chest and emits small amounts of current, stimulating the break down of alcohol. Their research was funded by the Bokbier beer breweries and the automotive association. The 2 students in question have sold the patent to Biereco, using most of the money to pay the bar next to their faculty complex.