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Continuation of http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=489102

I really didn't want to start another thread, but the thread tools menu wasn't working no matter what I did. So here's the situation:

The following are progressing to the final round:

The Beautiful Darkness: 15
Terrorist Cakes: 11
Whereyouthinkyougoing: 10
St Aesthetis: 10
Peechland: 9
Miss Holy See: 9
Pride and Prejudice: 8
Ilie: 7
Dakini
Cabra West

Dakini and Cabra West are in the finals!

However, Dakini, Cabra West, Aerou, and the Atlantian Island's hair were tied with six nominations each. Only two can progress, so this poll is to determine the two winners:

The Atlantian Islands' Hair
http://img133.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture12296cg.jpg
Cabra West
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/cabrawest/Tattoo.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b24/cabrawest/moi.jpg
Dakini
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/vajaradakini/IMG_0620.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v283/vajaradakini/IMG_0616.jpg

I have spoken to Aerou and she does not wish to be on the poll.

You get one (1) vote only, of course. After 50 votes, I call the winners.

I took Dakini's and Cabra West's pictures off Bumboat's old thread, but I had to search old threads for a link to Aerou's pictures. I thought it was the best way to make it fair - hope she doesn't mind. :/

Yea, I didn't really want to do it, heh. Yay, I'm glad you did though :D

Wow, Aerou is hawt.

My vote went for her! <3

Weird that I haven't noticed her earlier.. :/

~emie

Wow, Aerou is hawt.

My vote went for her! <3

Weird that I haven't noticed her earlier.. :/

~emie
She hasn't been around much lately and no one posted her pictures. I'm just glad Kanabia has the balls to do it :D

She hasn't been around much lately and no one posted her pictures. I'm just glad Kanabia has the balls to do it :D

Ehh, I didn't want to do it, but I hope she doesn't mind.

I'll call the winner once I get 50 votes in total. Is that fair by everyone, or should I leave it running until tomorrow morning?

I think it's fair enough.. :)

Ah, too late. I had hoped I'd catch you before you made the new thread.


I'll just withdraw myself from the poll.


That way

- the three tied girls can go in the poll. :)
- I'll maybe manage to actually stay off NS long enough to not be kicked out of university. :(
- and I'll always be able to tell myself how I'd so totally would have won had I stayed in :p (not really, sillies)

So thanks to everybody who nominated me :fluffle: - I'm sure you'll find someone delicious to vote for in the final poll. I mean - just look at them! :eek: :)

And of course good luck to all the girls! ;)

Ah, too late. I had hoped I'd catch you before you made the new thread.


I'll just withdraw myself from the poll.


That way

- the three tied girls can go in the poll. :)
- I'll maybe manage to actually stay off NS long enough to not be kicked out of university. :(
- and I'll always be able to tell myself how I'd so totally would have won had I stayed in :p (not really, sillies)

So thanks to everybody who nominated me :fluffle: - I'm sure you'll find someone delicious to vote for in the final poll. I mean - just look at them! :eek: :)

And of course good luck to all the girls! ;)

Whoa, are you sure - but then that leaves TAI's hair anyway...

Having Atlantian's hair as one of the contestants is a bit of a farce. It would kinda destroy this whole process if his hair actually won the whole thing? :rolleyes:

Normally I do not take part in these popularity contests, but the hair thing got me motivated, so my vote goes to:

DAKINI

BTW, nice fishnets. :D

I'll call the winner once I get 50 votes in total. Is that fair by everyone, or should I leave it running until tomorrow morning?Just go for a time limit. Vote limits are only useful if you run out of ballots.

Ah, too late. I had hoped I'd catch you before you made the new thread.


I'll just withdraw myself from the poll.


That way

- the three tied girls can go in the poll. :)
- I'll maybe manage to actually stay off NS long enough to not be kicked out of university. :(
- and I'll always be able to tell myself how I'd so totally would have won had I stayed in :p (not really, sillies)

So thanks to everybody who nominated me :fluffle: - I'm sure you'll find someone delicious to vote for in the final poll. I mean - just look at them! :eek: :)

And of course good luck to all the girls! ;)
But.. But.. But you're sexy..

- and I'll always be able to tell myself how I'd so totally would have won had I stayed in :p (not really, sillies)


Maybe not would have, but certainly should have. ;)

Whoa, are you sure - but then that leaves TAI's hair anyway...
You don't really think I'd withdraw myself over TAI's hair?:rolleyes: :p Off with him, I say! :p ;)

Having Atlantian's hair as one of the contestants is a bit of a farce. It would kinda destroy this whole process if his hair actually won the whole thing? :rolleyes:

Absolutely, and I would find it immensely frustrating, but he insisted, and he did get a few nominations, so....meh. :(

Just go for a time limit. Vote limits are only useful if you run out of ballots.

OK, whatever. But I might now be around until this time tomorrow night. :(

Absolutely, and I would find it immensely frustrating, but he insisted, and he did get a few nominations, so....meh. :(
You know, now that it's either his hair or one of the girls, I'm sure he won't insist anymore.
Right, TAI? You're doing splendid on the male poll, I think you'll be fine with one. ;)

You know, now that it's either his hair or one of the girls, I'm sure he won't insist anymore.
Right, TAI? You're doing splendid on the male poll, I think you'll be fine with one. ;)

Well, looks like he's going to lose this one anyway.

Are you sure you don't want to be on the final poll, though? :(

wow! Aerou, you're such a looker, and I didn't even know. that's the longest I've gone without thinking about Mindy since ... well, just since.

win it for the Gipper, Aerou.
;)

Well, looks like he's going to lose this one anyway.
Yeah, but if he withdrew now *pokes TAI even though she really doesn't want to spoil his fun*, you could just end this thread now.
This is getting a bit tedious - by the time the final thread is up, nobody will want to vote anymore. :p

Are you sure you don't want to be on the final poll, though? :(
Yeah.
That doesn't mean I can't still post cleavage pictures, does it? :p

That doesn't mean I can't still post cleavage pictures, does it? :p

Gawd, I hope not! :p

Just look at the poll. He isn't going to win.

I didn't know who to pick.. so I closed my eyes and clicked away.

CW got the vote.

Yeah, but if he withdrew now *pokes TAI even though she really doesn't want to spoil his fun*, you could just end this thread now.
This is getting a bit tedious - by the time the final thread is up, nobody will want to vote anymore. :p


Yeah.


Pfft, you're going on it missy, like it or not. :D


That doesn't mean I can't still post cleavage pictures, does it? :p

You'll have to send them to me so that I can inspect them and make sure they're um...not so explicit as to get you in trouble, and stuff. ;)

Yeah.
That doesn't mean I can't still post cleavage pictures, does it? :pYou'd do that? :eek:

I'm going to stick with the 50 votes thing. I want to get this over and done with ASAP, and I dont want to drag this thread out until tomorrow night.

You'd do that? :eek:
Of course I would - now that I'm off the poll (every time I write this, I hear Chris Rock in my head :p:p) it would be for fun only and nobody could accuse me of just being desperate. :p

Of course I would - now that I'm off the poll (every time I write this, I hear Chris Rock in my head :p:p) it would be for fun only and nobody could accuse me of just being desperate. :pTease! :mad:

Of course I would - now that I'm off the poll (every time I write this, I hear Chris Rock in my head :p:p) it would be for fun only and nobody could accuse me of just being desperate. :p

Why don't I believe you? :p

Pfft, you're going on it missy, like it or not. :D
Not unless you hack jolt and create a 11-option poll AND give me a brainwash so I forgot what I said AND write my thesis for me. ;)

You'll have to send them to me so that I can inspect them and make sure they're um...not so explicit as to get you in trouble, and stuff. ;) Sneaky edit! :eek: You wish.

Sneaky edit! :eek: You wish.He's not the only one... :D

Tease! :mad:
Why don't I believe you? :p
O RLY (http://www.flickr.com/photos/whereyouthinkyougoing/175440491/)? :p

O RLY (http://www.flickr.com/photos/whereyouthinkyougoing/175440491/)? :p

Too...lightheaded...to...fully...reply. Blood...rushing...away...from...brain...

O RLY (http://www.flickr.com/photos/whereyouthinkyougoing/175440491/)? :p
*celebrates*

O RLY (http://www.flickr.com/photos/whereyouthinkyougoing/175440491/)? :p:eek: :) :D
Thankyou madame. We are in your debt. :D

Erm. A little birdy told me that Aerou might have left the game.

O RLY (http://www.flickr.com/photos/whereyouthinkyougoing/175440491/)? :p

:eek:

;)

:p

Erm. A little birdy told me that Aerou might have left the game.
Check your email (in a sec).

Erm. A little birdy told me that Aerou might have left the game.
noooo, ill ask her next time I see her

Erm. A little birdy told me that Aerou might have left the game.
*gasp*

Little birdy is wrong!

And if it's her.. Well meh! :headbang:

I never posted my nominations in the other thread, so since we are trying to split a tie, I was wondering if you would accept my nomiations as votes for the ladies who are tied?

I never posted my nominations in the other thread, so since we are trying to split a tie, I was wondering if you would accept my nomiations as votes for the ladies who are tied?

As much as i'd really like to say yes and finish this off, because it's proving to be a pain (:p), that'd probably be unfair on everyone else who missed out on nominating.

As much as i'd really like to say yes and finish this off, because it's proving to be a pain (:p), that'd probably be unfair on everyone else who missed out on nominating.

Yeah thats a good point. If I drop out can I gove my votes away?

That doesn't mean I can't still post cleavage pictures, does it? :p
Post them! Post them! :D

Yeah thats a good point. If I drop out can I gove my votes away?

Well, they're not yours to give away. :p

But more to the point, I forbid any more dropping out, we've already lost Wytyg, and it'd suck if everyone just pulled out of it right now.

Yeah thats a good point. If I drop out can I gove my votes away?
Peechy, you don't have to drop out!

There are three spots on the poll, and three tied girls.

Plus Atlantian Islands Hair.

While I'm still hoping he'll come around and just wihtdraw to end this thing, even if he doesn't the girls are getting more votes than him.

So don#t worry - all three girls will definitely get in the poll. :)

Sneaky edit! :eek: You wish.
Heh! Heh! Heh! :D

Post them! Post them! :D
Guess what - I did!

And I already pulled them again. :p

Zing! :D

Well, they're not yours to give away. :p

But more to the point, I forbid any more dropping out, we've already lost Wytyg, and it'd suck if everyone just pulled out of it right now.


Well poo. It was worth a try:)


And whats with WYTYG dropping out? Woman, there are going to be a lot of dissapointed folks on here! Me for one. Come on, get back in there.

*makes picket signs*

Guess what - I did!

And I already pulled them again. :p

Zing! :D

Damn, I knew I should have saved it.

Um.

>.>

O RLY (http://www.flickr.com/photos/whereyouthinkyougoing/175440491/)? :p
HEY! It's been deleted! Unfair! Unfair! [ goes on strike ... or something! ] :p

Guess what - I did!

And I already pulled them again. :p

Zing! :D
Wadda brat! :p

And whats with WYTYG dropping out? Woman, there are going to be a lot of dissapointed folks on here! Me for one. Come on, get back in there.

*makes picket signs*

I know :(

*gets out loudspeaker*

"WHAT DO WE WANT?"

Damn, I knew I should have saved it.

Um.

>.>
Uh ... don't you mean "them?" :D

Damn, I knew I should have saved it.

Um.

>.>

Good thing I did. ;)

Well poo. It was worth a try:)


And whats with WYTYG dropping out? Woman, there are going to be a lot of dissapointed folks on here! Me for one. Come on, get back in there.

*makes picket signs*
[ Joins Peechy on the picket lines! ] Unfair! Unfair! :(

Good thing I did. ;)
Gimmie! Gimmie! :D

I know :(

*gets out loudspeaker*

"WHAT DO WE WANT?"
BOOBS! BOOBS! :D

I know :(

*gets out loudspeaker*

"WHAT DO WE WANT?"MAOA... I mean WYTYG!!!

Well poo. It was worth a try:)


And whats with WYTYG dropping out? Woman, there are going to be a lot of dissapointed folks on here! Me for one. Come on, get back in there.

*makes picket signs*

Aww, I explained it all here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11240361&postcount=8). I seriously have to get back on track with my RL or I'll end up a NSG lifer. :eek: :p And the missing spot on the poll was practically a kick in the ass to start to giving myself a reason not to hang out here *quite* as often as these last few days...

people dropping out, protests.....

this pageant is turning to chaos.


see all you need to win the mens pageant was enough free beer. i ran out early cause it was stolen.

see all you need to win the mens pageant was enough free beer. i ran out early cause it was stolen.

And I had nothing to do with that! *falls over drunk*

Aww, I explained it all here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11240361&postcount=8). I seriously have to get back on track with my RL or I'll end up a NSG lifer. :eek: :p And the missing spot on the poll was practically a kick in the ass to start to giving myself a reason not to hang out here *quite* as often as these last few days...


Yeah but you dont have to be here in order to participate. We'll mail you your tiara and certificate. Stay with us friend. I beg thee!:fluffle:

I've spoken to Aerou. She is in fact leaving NS and she does not wish to be on the poll.

So Wytyg - either you come back in the contest or TAI's hair gets on in your place. It's your call.

Damn, I knew I should have saved it.

Um.

>.>
Oh, you know, if you ask really nicely some time... *flutters eyelashes* :p

Good thing I did. ;) :eek: Dang, that was some quick thinking. Scares me a bit, tbh. o.O

MAOA... I mean WYTYG!!!Lol, that was totally what I thought. We really watched too much TV as kids. :p [/German inside joke]

Yeah but you dont have to be here in order to participate. We'll mail you your tiara and certificate. Stay with us friend. I beg thee!:fluffle:I second that. I sincerely hope that a quick glimpse at your cleavage was not your parting gift for NSG :(

:eek: Dang, that was some quick thinking. Scares me a bit, tbh. o.O

I'm just smart like that. I didn't figure you the type to leave it up there for very long. ;)

I've spoken to Aerou. She is in fact leaving NS and she does not wish to be on the poll.

So Wytyg - either you come back in the contest or TAI's hair gets on in your place. It's your call.

Oh no....WYTYG.....dont let this tragic event take place. You have to stop TAI's hair from reaching the final round! Save us!:eek:

And I had nothing to do with that! *falls over drunk*


its ok i put the bill for the beer in your name anyway.

Oh, you know, if you ask really nicely some time... *flutters eyelashes* :p Pleeeeeeeze... :D

:eek: Dang, that was some quick thinking. Scares me a bit, tbh. o.OOf course, any intelligence that managed to get him to do that must have taken a lunch break when he admitted to it... :p but it makes him luckier/smarter/cleverer than the rest of us nonetheless =(

Lol, that was totally what I thought. We really watched too much TV as kids. :p [/German inside joke]:D

its ok i put the bill for the beer in your name anyway.

Well, that figures... :p

Of course, any intelligence that managed to get him to do that must have taken a lunch break when he admitted to it... :p but it makes him luckier/smarter/cleverer than the rest of us nonetheless =(

:D

I'll go with smarter and more clever. ;)

Yes, I always catch the white text, too.

:p

And I had nothing to do with that! *falls over drunk*
Me ... *hick* ... either! And I am not addicated to inkahol!

Me ... *hick* ... either! And I am not addicated to inkahol!


i knew it was more than just cluich, and all that free beer i gave away and still ended up in last place, ah hell.......

i knew it was more than just cluich, and all that free beer i gave away and still ended up in last place, ah hell.......
LOL! :D

*wades through empty beer bottles and cans*

can a girl get a glass of iced tea in this place?

*wades through empty beer bottles and cans*

can a girl get a glass of iced tea in this place?

Only of the Long Island variety. :D

Well, this has probably been the only good thing about today.

*wades through empty beer bottles and cans*

can a girl get a glass of iced tea in this place?

Erm. *looks in fridge* *looks at bar*

Nope. *hands you a southern comfort and coke instead*

Only of the Long Island variety. :D


figures. We gotta get a new caterer or something...

*looks at the week old pizza rolls and moldy pretzels*

Well, this has probably been the only good thing about today.

Rough day, eh?

*looks at the week old pizza rolls and moldy pretzels*

Don't even think about it! Those are mine! :p

figures. We gotta get a new caterer or something...

*looks at the week old pizza rolls and moldy pretzels*


good thing i normally carry some with me

*gives peech some iced tea....not spiked*

i gotta work ya know

Erm. *looks in fridge* *looks at bar*

Nope. *hands you a southern comfort and coke instead*

*takes a sip*

Oh my..this isnt half bad....I.......*faints*


Kanabia makes one heck of a strong drink I tell ya.

Don't even think about it! Those are mine! :p


oh i used one of those pizza rolls to get an itch out from between my toes......



i may have accidentally thrown it back in, sorry.

Well, this has probably been the only good thing about today.
Awwww! What's the matter, sweetie? Tell "Uncle Eutrusca" all about it! :fluffle:

Awwww! What's the matter, sweetie? Tell "Uncle Eutrusca" all about it! :fluffle:


Uncle? :p

*takes a sip*

Oh my..this isnt half bad....I.......*faints*


Kanabia makes one heck of a strong drink I tell ya.

*shrugs*

*finishes it*

*picks you up and sits you on sofa*

:p

Don't even think about it! Those are mine! :p


*hands Cluich a bowl of her award winning Jambalaya and bread sticks, followed by triple chocolate madness cake*

I will bring the food.....I dont want you guys dying of food poisoning.


good thing i normally carry some with me

*gives peech some iced tea....not spiked*

i gotta work ya know

I can always count on you to have my back.;)

Awwww! What's the matter, sweetie? Tell "Uncle Eutrusca" all about it! :fluffle:

Ehhh....Are you going to get her to sit on your lap too?

Uncle? :p
;) ;) :D

*hands Cluich a bowl of her award winning Jambalaya and bread sticks, followed by triple chocolate madness cake*

I will bring the food.....I dont want you guys dying of food poisoning.


Mmmm...jambalaya...

Oh no....WYTYG.....dont let this tragic event take place. You have to stop TAI's hair from reaching the final round! Save us!:eek:
Well, wouldn't you know - I just asked a friend what I should do, and TAI's hair indeed cinched it. ;) (Aw, don't cry, Atlantian Islands, you're still pretty).

Okay, so I'll go back on the poll (Chris Rock is laughing his ass off in my head as I type :p), but I'll actually post the entirety of my email to said friend right here so that nobody thinks this was all some pathetic ploy for attention, m'kay?

Meh... dang it. Now what? I honestly am not very enamoured of TAI's
silly hair :p, esp. because I think a joke option would screw up the
whole thing. But if I come back (even if I manage to stay off NS more
than lately) won't that make me look like the biggest attention whore
EVER? Like, EVER?

Like I set it all up to
1) look really magnanimous
2) show off my boobs all innocently
3) let people clamour for my return
4) graciously agree to get back into it only after being begged enough?

Ugh.

Honest opinion (and yeah, I know you don't *really* care)? Please?

So there you have it. No ploy.

And yes, I feel stupid now.

And yes, I'll still try to not be on here so much, so if you see me online, yell at me to get my ass into gear and get some studying done, will ya? :(

Ehhh....Are you going to get her to sit on your lap too?
None yo day-um biznizz, dude! :D

I can always count on you to have my back.;)


among other things always ;) :fluffle:

yay and congrats to those who made it to the next round:)

Well, wouldn't you know - I just asked a friend what I should do, and TAI's hair indeed cinched it. ;) (Aw, don't cry, Atlantian Islands, you're still pretty).

Okay, so I'll go back on the poll (Chris Rock is laughing his ass off in my head as I type :p), but I'll actually post the entirety of my email to said friend right here so that nobody thinks this was all some pathetic ploy for attention, m'kay?



So there you have it. No ploy.

And yes, I feel stupid now.

And yes, I'll still try to not be on here so much, so if you see me online, yell at me to get my ass into gear and get some studying done, will ya? :(

Shouts *HOORAY!!*
Fair enough. We will all be moderators of your NS/study time. Welcome back!:fluffle: :)

1. Okay, so I'll go back on the poll (Chris Rock is laughing his ass off in my head as I type :p), but I'll actually post the entirety of my email to said friend right here so that nobody thinks this was all some pathetic ploy for attention, m'kay?

2. So there you have it. No ploy.

3. And yes, I feel stupid now.

4. And yes, I'll still try to not be on here so much, so if you see me online, yell at me to get my ass into gear and get some studying done, will ya? :(
1. Yayyyy!

2. Mkay, but sum "ploys" iz da bomb! :D

3. Well, yer not, so git over it! :p

4. No! Mwahahahaha! :D

Pleeeeeeeze... :DNot bad for starters. :p

Of course, any intelligence that managed to get him to do that must have taken a lunch break when he admitted to it... :p but it makes him luckier/smarter/cleverer than the rest of us nonetheless =(Heh, very true. :p Ach, aber dafür wohnst Du ja viel näher dran und bist auch viel netter - was ist dagegen schon so ein albernes Bild ;p

Yay Wytyg! :D

Well. I think I can safely call this poll off now -

Dakini and Cabra West make the final one. :)

Anyone got any ideas on how long I should limit the poll for the finals to? 3 days?

Anyone got any ideas on how long I should limit the poll for the finals to? 3 days?


Some people arent on during the weekend, so maybe include a weekday in the duration of the poll? Just a suggestion.

Some people arent on during the weekend, so maybe include a weekday in the duration of the poll? Just a suggestion.

Hmm. It's Tuesday here now, so it'd finish at 2am my time on Friday morning.

Well. I'll give it 24 hours while I contact everyone on the poll and make sure it's all okay with them and ask what pictures they'd like up...etc. And then it'll finish Saturday morning my time, I guess.

Hmm. It's Tuesday here now, so it'd finish at 2am my time on Friday morning.

Well. I'll give it 24 hours while I contact everyone on the poll and make sure it's all okay with them and ask what pictures they'd like up...etc. And then it'll finish Saturday morning my time, I guess.


also i suggest that the final round include a swimsuit competition.....

also i suggest that the final round include a swimsuit competition.....

Hahahahaha~





No.





:p

Hahahahaha~





No.





:p

i had to try though.....

also i suggest that the final round include a swimsuit competition.....
Oh, that reminds me of the jockstrap round coming up on the Men's Thread! Quick, quick, get ready! :eek:

Hahahahaha~

No.

:p
Awwww! Pleeeease??? You KNOW that when Minoriteeburg and I actually AGREE on something, it's GOTTA be worthwhile! :D

Oh, that reminds me of the jockstrap round coming up on the Men's Thread! Quick, quick, get ready! :eek:

Haha! A fantastic (and yet so very wrong) idea! :p:eek:

Oh, that reminds me of the jockstrap round coming up on the Men's Thread! Quick, quick, get ready! :eek:

i remember that but all the jock straps they had at the store were too small, some animals just cant be contained.....

Haha! A fantastic (and yet so very wrong) idea! :p:eek:
On second thought - a lot more "wrong" than "fantastic". o_O

Awwww! Pleeeease??? You KNOW that when Minoriteeburg and I actually AGREE on something, it's GOTTA be worthwhile! :D

Haha, It's that damn wishful thinking creeping around again :p

On second thought - a lot more "wrong" than "fantastic". o_O

Fantastic only because it provides a legitimate argument against a bikini parade *nods*

Awwww! Pleeeease??? You KNOW that when Minoriteeburg and I actually AGREE on something, it's GOTTA be worthwhile! :D


damn straight!

Fantastic only because it provides a legitimate argument against a bikini parade *nods*
True. It definitely will shut them up quickly. *nods*

i remember that but all the jock straps they had at the store were too small, some animals just cant be contained.....

Jock straps aren't meant to be carriers for your pet armadillo, y'know.

Rough day, eh?
Yeah, it wasn't even 10 o'clock in the morning before I got dumped and managed to get my work eaten by the computer.

True. It definitely will shut them up quickly. *nods*

I certainly hope so :rolleyes: But at the same time, I'm not banking on it...

Yeah, it wasn't even 10 o'clock in the morning before I got dumped and managed to get my work eaten by the computer.
Whoa. :( :fluffle:

I certainly hope so :rolleyes: But at the same time, I'm not banking on it...
:rolleyes: indeed. Yeah, me neither.

Yeah, it wasn't even 10 o'clock in the morning before I got dumped and managed to get my work eaten by the computer.

Aww :(

:fluffle:

okay okay i got it.


if the swimsuit competition is a no go, then how about we just get all the remaining entrants and have them mud wrestle?

Yeah, it wasn't even 10 o'clock in the morning before I got dumped and managed to get my work eaten by the computer.
If you ever see the guy again, inform him on behalf of us lot that he's a moron.

As for the computer, you could follow the example of a friend of mine and take a chair to it with extreme prejudice. Just don't get over-enthusiastic like she did and end up in casualty as a consequence.

okay okay i got it.


if the swimsuit competition is a no go, then how about we just get all the remaining entrants and have them mud wrestle?

Are the guys doing the same thing? :rolleyes:

Are the guys doing the same think? :rolleyes:


only if eut doesnt wrestle in a thong

Whoa. :( :fluffle:
Thanks for the fluffle, it helps.

Not as much as drinking until I can no longer stand, but it helps a bit.

only if eut doesnt wrestle in a thong

:eek:

Are the guys doing the same thing? :rolleyes:


...and if mud is an issue there is always jello

Thanks for the fluffle, it helps.

Not as much as drinking until I can no longer stand, but it helps a bit.

That's always my solution when things go awry. :D

Haha, It's that damn wishful thinking creeping around again :p
Just keep in mind that everytime you crush a dream, a kitten dies! :p

damn straight!
[ high fives ] :D

If you ever see the guy again, inform him on behalf of us lot that he's a moron.

As for the computer, you could follow the example of a friend of mine and take a chair to it with extreme prejudice. Just don't get over-enthusiastic like she did and end up in casualty as a consequence.
Well, my initial reaction was to yell at him for dumping me in an email out of the fucking blue.
Then I calmed down a bit and sent him an email that at least allows me to claim moral higher ground and at best remain friends with him. I also called the reason he gave me for dumping me bullshit, but in a much more eloquent manner.

True. It definitely will shut them up quickly. *nods*
NEVAH!

Mwahahahahahaha! :D

Yeah, it wasn't even 10 o'clock in the morning before I got dumped and managed to get my work eaten by the computer.

Poor thing. :( If you wanna talk or something, feel free to TG me or whatever...and I don't mean that in a sleazy way, of course.

Just keep in mind that everytime you crush a dream, a kitten dies! :p

Kittens? Meh, they never did anything nice for me! :p

Poor thing. :( If you wanna talk or something, feel free to TG me or whatever...and I don't mean that in a sleazy way, of course.


now it didnt even sound sleazy until you added that in.

I certainly hope so :rolleyes: But at the same time, I'm not banking on it...
Dream on, oh She-of-the-impressive-clevage! :D

That's always my solution when things go awry. :D
Yeah, except that I'm not enough of an alcoholic to drink by myself and all my friends are still recovering from the weekend.

only if eut doesnt wrestle in a thong
LMAO! I PROMISE! :D

Kittens? Meh, they never did anything nice for me! :p
[ quickly clamps hand over mouth to avoid saying deletable things! ] :D

now it didnt even sound sleazy until you added that in.

My arse it didn't. Every time someone posts something like that there's no end of "sympathetic" sleazy guys that jump in, and I know it would have sounded like i'm one of them if I hadn't added it.

Poor thing. :( If you wanna talk or something, feel free to TG me or whatever...and I don't mean that in a sleazy way, of course.
I'm not even sure how to TG people on here anymore, there's not an obvious direct link.

Does the email addy in your profile get used for msn?

Does the email addy in your profile get used for msn?

Yep.

Hey, I was vote #50! 2+10+26+12= 50!

Well, my initial reaction was to yell at him for dumping me in an email out of the fucking blue.
Then I calmed down a bit and sent him an email that at least allows me to claim moral higher ground and at best remain friends with him. I also called the reason he gave me for dumping me bullshit, but in a much more eloquent manner.
So, he's not only a moron, but a coward.

Consider this though: in x years' time, he will remember today and not only whack his head against the wall at his stupidity in losing you, but cringe at the memory of how he did it. You, on the other hand, will be doing fine.;)

My arse it didn't. Every time someone posts something like that there's no end of "sympathetic" sleazy guys that jump in, and I know it would have sounded like i'm one of them if I hadn't added it.


well if people know you are not sleazy then you dont need to say it, screw what the general consensus thinks. you know youre not a sleazebag, and if they dont then its their loss. :D

LMAO! I PROMISE! :D


k good because i wanted to be the only one wrestling in a thong.

So, he's not only a moron, but a coward.

Consider this though: in x years' time, he will remember today and not only whack his head against the wall at his stupidity in losing you, but cringe at the memory of how he did it. You, on the other hand, will be doing fine.;)
He's not on the continent right now, but yeah, he could have at least picked up the fucking phone.

well if people know you are not sleazy then you dont need to say it, screw what the general consensus thinks. you know youre not a sleazebag, and if they dont then its their loss. :D

True enough, I suppose. :)

Yep.Added.

True enough, I suppose. :)


see theres more to me than just semen jokes..:D

k good because i wanted to be the only one wrestling in a thong.
Ewwww! Nassy!

He's not on the continent right now, but yeah, he could have at least picked up the fucking phone.
Phones fuck? Now I know where cellphones come from! :eek:

Phones fuck? Now I know where cellphones come from! :eek:


why do you think they vibrate so much?

why do you think they vibrate so much?
LMAO!

In a similar but unrealted story: One nameless outlet for a variety of cellphones announced a new advertising campaign. They are advising couples that it's fun for men to carry their phone in a front pants pocket and set it on vibrate rather than ringtone. That way their female partner can vibrate them off simply by calling. Film at eleven! :D

LMAO!

In a similar but unrealted story: One nameless outlet for a variety of cellphones announced a new advertising campaign. They are advising couples that it's fun for men to carry their phone in a front pants pocket and set it on vibrate rather than ringtone. That way their female partner can vibrate them off simply by calling. Film at eleven! :D


i think the girl would have to waste all her minutes to do that to me :D

well if people know you are not sleazy then you dont need to say it, screw what the general consensus thinks. you know youre not a sleazebag, and if they dont then its their loss. :D
Whoever said Kanabiana wasn't a sleazebag? :eek: :p

Whoever said Kanabiana wasn't a sleazebag? :eek: :p


:eek: the truth comes out!

Whoever said Kanabiana wasn't a sleazebag? :eek: :p

*is hurt*

*runs away crying*

:(


:p

Whoever said Kanabiana wasn't a sleazebag? :eek: :p

:eek: Kanabia! I never knew!

*Flees*

:eek: Kanabia! I never knew!

*Flees*


come here quick TBD i have sleazebag repellant

*takes out aluminum bat*

Well, as Minoriteeburg said....it's your loss. :p

Well, as Minoriteeburg said....it's your loss. :p


now ya get it!

come here quick TBD i have sleazebag repellant

*takes out aluminum bat*

But, you're the thong wearing mud wrestler!

*Runs and hides behind Kanabia*

:p

But, you're the thong wearing mud wrestler!

*Runs and hides behind Kanabia*

:p


LOL!

Im quickly becoming Kanabias wing man.

Well, as Minoriteeburg said....it's your loss. :p
True enough. Damn. :p

Um *throatclearingnoises*..... dearest Topher..... sorry? Please? http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sad017.gif

True enough. Damn. :p

Um *throatclearingnoises*..... dearest Topher..... sorry? Please? http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sad017.gif


that is a sad...sad smiley

True enough. Damn. :p

Um *throatclearingnoises*..... dearest Topher..... sorry? Please? http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sad017.gif

....hmm...i'll forgive you. Just this once. :fluffle:

i think the girl would have to waste all her minutes to do that to me :D
And you would see that as a "waste" of minutes? DUDE! :D

that is a sad...sad smiley
It is, isn't it? Works every time, hehehehehehe. Suckers.


Er, I mean,
....hmm...i'll forgive you. Just this once. :fluffle:
awww, thank God, I'm so relieved! :fluffle:


<.< :p

But, you're the thong wearing mud wrestler!

*Runs and hides behind Kanabia*

:p

And Minoriteeburg tried to get a restraining order against me.

I feel really bad about myself now...:(

And you would see that as a "waste" of minutes? DUDE! :D


id rather the woman be right in front of me. so yes it is a waste.

And Minoriteeburg tried to get a restraining order against me.

I feel really bad about myself now...:(


dont feel bad...hows about a stabless hug for your pal minoriteeburg?

dont feel bad...hows about a stabless hug for your pal minoriteeburg?
Are you covered in mud and wearing only a thong?

It is, isn't it? Works every time, hehehehehehe. Suckers.


Er, I mean,

awww, thank God, I'm so relieved! :fluffle:


<.< :p

Smiley or no, you know I can't stay mad at you. :p

Are you covered in mud and wearing only a thong?

only if you want me to be. otherwise, no.


:fluffle:

only if you want me to be. otherwise, no.
You'll do anything I want you to, that's good. *Hugs Minoriteeburg*

That's yes to the mud and no to the thong...;)

You'll do anything I want you to, that's good. *Hugs Minoriteeburg*

That's yes to the mud and no to the thong...;)



*hugs BritSter*

see we can be good friends without the knives ;)

see we can be good friends without the knives ;)

*eyes the syringe with clear fluid in Britsters hand*

*nonchalantly whistles and walks off*

*eyes the syringe with clear fluid in Britsters hand*

*nonchalantly whistles and walks off*


:confused::eek:

why did you hand that to her?

:confused::eek:

why did you hand that to her?
*Shrugs* He probably thought it was better you than him.

*Shrugs* He probably thought it was better you than him.

that bastard. hes probably jealous that you went away from him and hugged me

and i dont blame him, i dont come in last place in the mens pageant for nothing.....

*Shrugs* He probably thought it was better you than him.

Maybe, or maybe I wanted to see if Sodium Pentothal really works.

and i dont blame him, i dont come in last place in the mens pageant for nothing.....

I wouldn't worry about that. We all lost to a paint picture. :(

Smiley or no, you know I can't stay mad at you. :p
:eek: Why, I had no idea.






How convenient. :D

I wouldn't worry about that. We all lost to a paint picture. :(
But Straughn looks so beautiful in magenta. *Sighs* :p

I wouldn't worry about that. We all lost to a paint picture. :(


don't need to tell me, i almost lost in the first round to czardas skull pic.

i had to plead just to get into the finals....

i never thought i was THAT ugly, but hey the people voted right? :rolleyes:

don't need to tell me, i almost lost in the first round to czardas skull pic.

i had to plead just to get into the finals....

i never thought i was THAT ugly, but hey the people voted right? :rolleyes:

I don't think so anyway, but then i'm on the belief that I didn't deserve to make that goddamn poll anyway.

Maybe, or maybe I wanted to see if Sodium Pentothal really works.


lets find out......

*sticks kanabia in the neck with SP needle* ha!

I don't think so anyway, but then i'm on the belief that I didn't deserve to make that goddamn poll anyway.


no regrets kanabia it was a good idea at the time and still is.

lets find out......

*sticks kanabia in the neck with SP needle* ha!

*blank stare*
I did not take the last cookie from the cookie jar.
*faints*

*blank stare*
I did not take the last cookie from the cookie jar.
*faints*
*Steals all your clothes and money*

*Steals all your clothes and money*


*searches through kanabia's pockets lookin for some loose change, finds congealed tube of K-Y*

i dont want to know.......

i never thought i was THAT ugly, but hey the people voted right? :rolleyes:
I don't think so anyway, but then i'm on the belief that I didn't deserve to make that goddamn poll anyway.
Aw, no, you guys. Don't put yourselves down! You totally deserved to be on that poll! :fluffle:

*throws you some self-confidence pills*

Also - it's overwhelmingly guys voting anyway, so pfffft, neither of you especially cares. And you're always a hit with the girls. *nods*

Aw, no, you guys. Don't put yourselves down! You totally deserved to be on that poll! :fluffle:

*throws you some self-confidence pills*

Also - it's overwhelmingly guys voting anyway, so pfffft, neither of you especially cares. And you're always a hit with the girls. *nods*
*Grabs all the self-confidence pills and eats them* :)

*Steals all your clothes and money*

*searches through kanabia's pockets lookin for some loose change, finds congealed tube of K-Y*

i dont want to know.......

Nuts to both of you, i'm broke and I stole those clothes, KY included.

Aw, no, you guys. Don't put yourselves down! You totally deserved to be on that poll! :fluffle:

Naww, not really. I'm not saying I deserve to be on an "ugliest guy" poll or anything, but really...top 10 is laughable.

Also - it's overwhelmingly guys voting anyway, so pfffft, neither of you especially cares.

True.

And you're always a hit with the girls. *nods*

Totally. Can't keep 'em off me.

*Grabs all the self-confidence pills and eats them* :)
Ooooooooooooh, what spectacularly bad thinking!

Now they'll never stop whining. Seriously, girl, think! :rolleyes: :p

Nuts to both of you, i'm broke and I stole those clothes, KY included.
Yeah, but now you are naked! *Throws you to Ruffy* :D

Ooooooooooooh, what spectacularly bad thinking!

Now they'll never stop whining. Seriously, girl, think! :rolleyes: :p

*whines* :p

Yeah, but now you are naked! *Throws you to Ruffy* :D

*runs back and gives BritSter a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig bear hug*

Naww, not really. I'm not saying I deserve to be on an "ugliest guy" poll or anything, but really...top 10 is laughable. Sigh. :rolleyes: I know I don't count, but I've yet to hear me laugh.


Totally. Can't keep 'em off me. Just because they're not clawing to get on your lap right this very minute doesn't mean they shouldn't be. ;) :p

*whines* :p
Seeing as I am by far the kindest person on NS, besides from being intellectually superior to you all, I don't think I will torture you pathetic whining little fuglys this time. :p

Sigh. :rolleyes: I know I don't count, but I've yet to hear me laugh.

Yeah, but you only have a handful of pictures to go by, and I think I know myself in that department better than anyone else. Meh.

Just because they're not clawing to get on your lap right this very minute doesn't mean they shouldn't be. ;) :p

Heh.

Anyway, enough of that, it's pitiful and i'm close to making myself sick, so I worry for others. >.>

Seeing as I am by far the kindest person on NS, besides from being intellectually superior to you all, I don't think I will torture you pathetic whining little fuglys this time. :p

So generous :p

So generous :p
I am well known for my generosity. Everybody loves me because I am so willing to share. *Gives you back the clothes I stole of you*

Nuts to both of you, i'm broke and I stole those clothes, KY included.


and who did you steal those clothes from?

Seeing as I am by far the kindest person on NS, besides from being intellectually superior to you all, I don't think I will torture you pathetic whining little fuglys this time. :p


im only agreeing to that statement in fear of being stabbed.

Also - it's overwhelmingly guys voting anyway, so pfffft, neither of you especially cares. And you're always a hit with the girls. *nods*

I am?

im only agreeing to that statement in fear of being stabbed.
I am the best person here at stabbing. Everyone thinks my knife skills are amazing. Do you want me to give a demonstration?

I am the best person here at stabbing. Everyone thinks my knife skills are amazing. Do you want me to give a demonstration?


you can demonstrate anything on me that doesnt involve knives or needles:)

kanabia on the other hand would be a great lab rat for your knife experiments.

and who did you steal those clothes from?

Erm.

Straughn.


kanabia on the other hand would be a great lab rat for your knife experiments.

Totally! Just be warned! I have acid blood! Acid! And not the kind that you get high off either. The burning kind! Yes. *nods*

Erm.

Straughn.






explains the congealed K-Y, and how he won. dammit kanabia how did you expect us to win the pageant if your stealing the front-runners clothes so he can strut around nude for the women to see!

Erm.

Straughn
You are wearing magenta with a yellow top-hat? That is so hot. *Starts having sexual fantasies about Kanabia* :rolleyes:

explains the congealed K-Y, and how he won. dammit kanabia how did you expect us to win the pageant if your stealing the front-runners clothes so he can strut around nude for the women to see!

Well, walking around in my birthday suit didn't seem to be working for me, so I thought it'd have the opposite effect on him. :(

You are wearing magenta with a yellow top-hat? That is so hot. *Starts having sexual fantasies about Kanabia* :rolleyes:

Erm...w00t. :p

You are wearing magenta with a yellow top-hat? That is so hot. *Starts having sexual fantasies about Kanabia* :rolleyes:


you finally gave up on cluich huh?

you finally gave up on cluich huh?
He left me because I said Straughn was sexy...:(

He left me because I said Straughn was sexy...:(

thats so sad..... *hugs Brit*

i wouldnt depart from you even if you said straughn was sexy....

...but if you said ruffy....:p

Yeah, but you only have a handful of pictures to go by, and I think I know myself in that department better than anyone else. Meh.



Heh.

Anyway, enough of that, it's pitiful and i'm close to making myself sick, so I worry for others. >.>
:fluffle: :fluffle:
I'm hardly one to offer any advice in this area, heh, but just to say a) I understand *nods* and b) for the record, I agree with WYTYG (so I'll leave her to say things much more eloquently than me :p). Oh, and, of course, c) the fluffles! :fluffle:

everyone loves fluffles!

everyone loves fluffles!
Not me. *Drowns a puppy* :p

Not me. *Drowns a puppy* :p


you love my fluffles.....

:fluffle: :fluffle:
I'm hardly one to offer any advice in this area, heh, but just to say a) I understand *nods* and b) for the record, I agree with WYTYG (so I'll leave her to say things much more eloquently than me :p). Oh, and, of course, c) the fluffles! :fluffle:

Heh, thanks... :fluffle:

you love my fluffles.....
Whatever gave you that idea? *Pulls your arms and your head off* Now you can't fluffle. :p

*wades through empty beer bottles and cans*

can a girl get a glass of iced tea in this place?

Ohh, that tickles.....

Whatever gave you that idea? *Pulls your arms and your head off* Now you can't fluffle. :p


who said i was fluffling with my arms? :eek:

who said i was fluffling with my arms? :eek:
That's what happens in the fluffle. See: :fluffle:

That's what happens in the fluffle. See: :fluffle:


you havent experienced one of my fluffles then.

Ohh, that tickles.....

LOL!

Are you a puppet, or was that a genuine first post? :p

(ooh, I see May 2006. Sir, my hat is off to you. Best first post ever. :D)

LOL!

Are you a puppet, or was that a genuine first post? :p

(ooh, I see May 2006. Sir, my hat is off to you. Best first post ever. :D)


definitely the best there.....

Ohh, that tickles.....

10 cool points for you.:)

10 cool points for you.:)

i like this guys taste in women. he certainly can pick out the beautiful ones.

10 cool points for you.:)
:upyours: No fair! I want cool points. :gundge:
I hate you!!! :sniper: :mp5: :mp5:

i like this guys taste in women. he certainly can pick out the beautiful ones.

It's been rumored that you have exquisite taste yourself;)


:upyours: No fair! I want cool points. :gundge:
I hate you!!! :sniper: :mp5: :mp5:


That's certainly the way to get them.

It's been rumored that you have exquisite taste yourself;)




well the rumors are true my dear. ;) hence why i enjoy talking to you so much.

*wades through empty beer bottles and cans*

can a girl get a glass of iced tea in this place?Ohh, that tickles.....
Ah, the random hilarity! :p

Reminiscent of this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10643705&postcount=662) unexpected encounter in all its beauty.
Seriously, how awesome am I for actually finding that post? Yes, that's what I thought. :cool:

Ah, the random hilarity! :p

Reminiscent of this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10643705&postcount=662) unexpected encounter in all its beauty.
Seriously, how awesome am I for actually finding that post? Yes, that's what I thought. :cool:


I'm sending all my post searches to your attention from now on.:p

I'm sending all my post searches to your attention from now on.:p

:eek: Good point! WYTYG, can YOU find the post where FD "talked about" me?

:eek: Good point! WYTYG, can YOU find the post where FD "talked about" me?
I suspect...

I think...

(How do I say this?) Have you chased any type of fowl lately? Like geese? :cool:

I do an ego search, and I find this thread.

Damn you all to hell.

I'm sending all my post searches to your attention from now on.:p
Oh no, please don't. Those frigging 180 second pauses between jolt searches are filled with swear words as it is, wouldn't want me to lose my mind hunting down that funny little bon mot that one guy said a couple years ago, would you now? :p

You know, I don't even know why I bothered making up a general example about bonmots and random guys, when I have this, which is about as helpful:
Good point! WYTYG, can YOU find the post where FD "talked about" me?
:p Needle in a haystack, much?

But it seems trusty Gravlen has been paying attention. :p

:eek: Good point! WYTYG, can YOU find the post where FD "talked about" me?

You thar, check your TG's, i wanna make sure that you actually want to be on the poll...

Oh no, please don't. Those frigging 180 second pauses between jolt searches are filled with swear words as it is, wouldn't want me to lose my mind hunting down that funny little bon mot that one guy said a couple years ago, would you now? :p

You know, I don't even know why I bothered making up a general example about bonmots and random guys, when I have this, which is about as helpful:

:p Needle in a haystack, much?

But it seems trusty Gravlen has been paying attention. :p
What??? :eek: That's a slanderous and malicious lie! Really, you know better then that!
Like I ever pay attention to anything :p
:fluffle:

Peech, do you ever look at you're infamous thread anymore?

You thar, check your TG's, i wanna make sure that you actually want to be on the poll...

Done.

:p Needle in a haystack, much?

But it seems trusty Gravlen has been paying attention. :p

It seems he hasn't. And yes, that is my problem...

So, Jolt searches, eh? *tries to find place to enter search*

It seems he hasn't. And yes, that is my problem...

So, Jolt searches, eh? *tries to find place to enter search*
Oh, it's the "search" thingy above on the left, right under the Nationstates banner. It sucks, though, just so you know...

It seems he hasn't. And yes, that is my problem...

So, Jolt searches, eh? *tries to find place to enter search*
(And even if I didn't pay attention, I kinda gave you the answer anyway ;) )

(And even if I didn't pay attention, I kinda gave you the answer anyway ;) )

You did? Again, please?

Oh, it's the "search" thingy above on the left, right under the Nationstates banner. It sucks, though, just so you know...

It's not giving me his posts only - just the full threads that they're in...
And yes, I know you're offline, but I'm saying it anyway.