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Gruff justice as Billy is demoted

IL Ruffino
25-06-2006, 00:00
COMMENT: Ahaha.. ahahaha.. ahahahahahaha! Silly Brits!

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The regimental goat of the 1st Battalion Royal Welch has been demoted - after refusing to keep in step at a parade to mark the Queen's birthday.

Six-year-old William Windsor, otherwise known as Billy, got a dressing down because of his "lack of decorum" at the event at the Episkopi base in Cyprus.

Fusiliers will no longer have to stand to attention when Billy - demoted from Lance Corporal to Fusilier - passes by.

Monarchs since Queen Victoria have presented the regiment with a goat.

Billy, a Kashmir goat given to the 1st Battalion Royal Welch by the Queen in 2001, was on his first overseas posting.

Goat major

The parade on 16 June was held in the presence of a number of invited dignitaries including the ambassadors of Spain, Netherlands and Sweden and the Argentine commander of UN forces on Cyprus.

His handler Lance Corporal Dai Davies, 22, from Neath, South Wales, dubbed the goat major, found he was unable to keep him in line.

"Billy can be badly behaved at times but I didn't think there was anything wrong myself at the time," said the regiment's Captain Crispin Coates.

"However, after the parade he was reported through the chain of command and accused of disobeying a direct order."

But the loss of prestige could be temporary.

According to Captain Coates, Billy is "extremely well known" on Cyprus and highly liked.

"His situation is currently being reviewed and he could regain his rank," he said.

Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/uk_news/5113188.stm
JuNii
25-06-2006, 00:07
But the loss of prestige could be temporary.

According to Captain Coates, Billy is "extremely well known" on Cyprus and highly liked.

"His situation is currently being reviewed and he could regain his rank," he said.

Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/uk_news/5113188.stm
so a Member of the Regiment may have the punnishment lifted because he's well-known and liked.... I would say some strings have been pulled... except Billy probably ate those strings. :D
Hakubi
25-06-2006, 00:11
Does that goat get to collect a pension after he retires?
NilbuDcom
25-06-2006, 00:16
The yanks win this contest, curious George is the head of the military.
JuNii
25-06-2006, 00:44
The yanks win this contest, curious George is the head of the military.
wow... 4 posts before a jab at America. :rolleyes:

is that a record?
Pepe Dominguez
25-06-2006, 00:45
That's a good one. :) I wonder if the Marines' bulldog has a rank.
Haradwaich
25-06-2006, 00:55
wow... 4 posts before a jab at America. :rolleyes:

is that a record?

That's because America sucks balls.
Dobbsworld
25-06-2006, 00:58
wow... 4 posts before a jab at America. :rolleyes:

is that a record?
And further wow, five posts before somebody gets their dander up.

Go figure.
JuNii
25-06-2006, 01:00
And further wow, five posts before somebody gets their dander up.

Go figure.
dander up? oh you mean post 7?
Pepe Dominguez
25-06-2006, 01:06
dander up? oh you mean post 7?

Relax. Libs who froth at the mouth at any mention of G.W. say more about their own issues than anything else, when they post those kindsof things. Just let it go.
IL Ruffino
25-06-2006, 01:07
*whistles as he walks out of thread*
JuNii
25-06-2006, 01:26
Relax. Libs who froth at the mouth at any mention of G.W. say more about their own issues than anything else, when they post those kindsof things. Just let it go.
really, I'm not upset. :p it's just that such comments about something that IMHO is cute and while silly, not insulting would draw such counter critisisms as if someone were actually offended by the article.

I think it's a nice tradition for the queen to present a Goat (or any animal) to the regiment.
Hakubi
25-06-2006, 02:08
Come on people I need an answer here! Goat... pension... I need to know these things.