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Okay, so this is an old song by Mojo, one that I'd basically forgotten about, but I hit it on my iPod the other day and it got me to wondering. The song is titled "Put a Sex Mo-Sheen in the White House."

So let's look at recent history. George W. Bush--awful President, faithful to wife
Bill Clinton--Good President, fooled around
George H. W. Bush--not-so-good president--faithful to wife
Ronald Reagan--okay president, faithful to wife as president, cheater beforehand
Jimmy Carter--not-so-good president, had lustful thoughts

So what do you think--should a willingness to fuck around become a prerequisite for the Presidency of the US? How would that look on a campaign ad?

What ever happened to his and Debbie Gibson's two headed love child?

In August 2006 there was a military coup,
behind it was a guy nicked Bogmarsh ( that's who )
Who did not see the need to be elected *insert sound of marching boots here*

He had himself a party at the point of a gun,
he was slightly to the right of Atilla the Hun,
a hanging or 2 and very few objected!

Kapow DIE!
They stumble and fall
Aim HIGH!
Backs to the wall.
Bye BYE
We're having a Ball!

Military Government - aiming to please ;)

Don't forget Tom Lehrer on politics and diplomacy:

When someone makes a move
Of which we don't approve,
Who is it that always intervenes?
U.N. and O.A.S.,
They have their place, I guess,
But first send the Marines!

We'll send them all we've got,
John Wayne and Randolph Scott,
Remember those exciting fighting scenes?
To the shores of Tripoli,
But not to Mississippoli,

What do we do? We send the Marines!
For might makes right,
And till they've seen the light,
They've got to be protected,
All their rights respected,
'Till somebody we like can be elected.

Members of the corps
All hate the thought of war,
They'd rather kill them off by peaceful means.
Stop calling it aggression,
O we hate that expression.
We only want the world to know
That we support the status quo.
They love us everywhere we go,
So when in doubt,
Send the Marines!

Didn't Roosevelt and Eisenhower also have a bit of extra nookie while in the White House?

maybe you're onto to something there, Nazz.

Didn't Roosevelt and Eisenhower also have a bit of extra nookie while in the White House?

maybe you're onto to something there, Nazz.
So did JFK apparently, so is there a chance that ass can also get you assassinated D:?

Didn't Roosevelt and Eisenhower also have a bit of extra nookie while in the White House?

maybe you're onto to something there, Nazz.
FDR absolutely did, but I don't know about Ike. LBJ apparently dropped his dick on the desk in the Oval Office in a showdown with Congressional leaders, but I don't know if that counts.

IMHO, we need a President who is vibrator dependent.

IMHO, we need a President who is vibrator dependent.
That'll work too.

That'll work too.
You might also want a President who has Elvis in him.

It was pretty clear that Gore, Kerry, and Bush had no Elvis in them.

You might also want a President who has Elvis in him.

It was pretty clear that Gore, Kerry, and Bush had no Elvis in them.
If by "Elvis" you mean "horny" I might agree with you. Seems to me like the willingness to express the horniness is the key attribute here.

Bill Clinton--Good President, fooled around

ROFLMAO...:p :p Good President:p That's rich.

George H. W. Bush--not-so-good president--faithful to wife

Not great, but not so bad.


Ronald Reagan--okay president, faithful to wife as president, cheater beforehand

Ok. President...ok President...he was one of the greatest presidents in the history of the United States.

Jimmy Carter--not-so-good president, had lustful thoughts

Not-so-good? :confused: Well, worse than Clinton.

You might also want a President who has Elvis in him.

It was pretty clear that Gore, Kerry, and Bush had no Elvis in them.

D: I thought that only Michael J. Fox had no Elvis in him!

It was pretty clear that Gore, Kerry, and Bush had no Elvis in them.

Yeah, but Al Gore invented the environment, is emperor of the moon and has written two books: Earth in the Balance and Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth.

If you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin'

If you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin'
I knew you would come through with the Dead Milkmen. ;)

You might also want a President who has Elvis in him.

It was pretty clear that Gore, Kerry, and Bush had no Elvis in them.

D: I thought that only Michael J. Fox had no Elvis in him!

Exactly so, Bejerot. Ergo, Gore, Kerry, and Bush are in reality Michael J. Fox.

Mojo Nixon did "Prarie Home Invasion" with Jello Biafra, an entire album of (fairly) good politics. And some really funny stuff.

Has your savior saved your bar tab? (http://www.lyricsdownload.com/jello-biafra-are-you-drinkin--with-me-jesus-lyrics.html)

Exactly so, Bejerot. Ergo, Gore, Kerry, and Bush are in reality Michael J. Fox.
The memories of watching Back to the Future just shattered into millions of fury-filled shards eager to inflict devestating wounds upon my psyche.

The memories of watching Back to the Future just shattered into millions of fury-filled shards eager to inflict devestating wounds upon my psyche.

We aim to please. (You aim, too, please.)

FDR absolutely did, but I don't know about Ike. LBJ apparently dropped his dick on the desk in the Oval Office in a showdown with Congressional leaders, but I don't know if that counts.
If you've read anything about LBJ you'd soon notice he had a real hang-up about his dick (he called it Jumbo) and pissing especially. Also shit, as he would sometimes make ppl come in to talk to him while he was taking a dump. They'd have to sit in the bathroom with him.
A few quotes:
dick related:
"I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket."
"It's probably better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in."
“Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.”
"If you've got 'em by the balls, their heart and mind will follow."

Arse related:
"I want real loyalty. I want someone who will kiss my ass in Macy's window, and say it smells like roses."
"He is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time."
“While you're saving your face, you're losing your ass.”


Classic Freudian stuff there.


Incidently, he had several affairs including fathering an illegitimate son.

FDR absolutely did, but I don't know about Ike. LBJ apparently dropped his dick on the desk in the Oval Office in a showdown with Congressional leaders, but I don't know if that counts.

LBJ once said that he had had more women by accident than JFK did on purpose.

i dont know what that means but it at least means that lbj was a lusty man.


i think that a mans sexual faithfulness to his wife is irrelevant to his ability to be a good president. i dont like the kind of man who cant keep his hands off other women but it doesnt seem to make any difference in how well he does the job of president. i guess id rather go back to the days when the private life of public figures was none of my business.

If by "Elvis" you mean "horny" I might agree with you. Seems to me like the willingness to express the horniness is the key attribute here.
Elvis is everywhere, man.

i think that a mans sexual faithfulness to his wife is irrelevant to his ability to be a good president. i dont like the kind of man who cant keep his hands off other women but it doesnt seem to make any difference in how well he does the job of president.
But maybe IT IS a sign of a good president.
Think about it.

While he's off chasing tail and screwing his mistress(es), it means he's not screwing the country.

Surely that's a good thing.

If by "Elvis" you mean "horny" I might agree with you. Seems to me like the willingness to express the horniness is the key attribute here.
You sir are no Mojo Nixon fan!