Stiff Fine.
Lunatic Goofballs
24-06-2006, 11:52
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/06/23/implant.wuit.ap/index.html
$400,000 for a ten year erection.
Where's my check from my teenage years? :(
Philosopy
24-06-2006, 11:58
Well he won't be hard up from this point on. It's about time that something came out of this.
BackwoodsSquatches
24-06-2006, 12:06
It does like the doctors certainly pulled a boner on this one.
If, I were this man however, I wouldnt count that money just yet, it wouldnt do to get too cocky.
Lunatic Goofballs
24-06-2006, 12:10
It does like the doctors certainly pulled a boner on this one.
Yes. That was the thrust of his argument.
If, I were this man however, I wouldnt count that money just yet, it wouldnt do to get too cocky.
He's already won two prior decisions. Maybe he'll get lucky this time.
BackwoodsSquatches
24-06-2006, 12:22
Yes. That was the thrust of his argument.
He's already won two prior decisions. Maybe he'll get lucky this time.
Everytime I laugh at a pun, God pulls an angels wings off.
I hate to laugh at this poor man, he seems to be having a hard time of it.
(take THAT you angel bastards!)
Lunatic Goofballs
24-06-2006, 12:32
That's why he's been a recluse. It wasn't the permastiffy. It was the jokes at his expense.
Cruel people trying to get a rise out of him. :)
Mooseica
24-06-2006, 12:34
That's why he's been a recluse. It wasn't the permastiffy. It was the jokes at his expense.
Cruel people trying to get a rise out of him. :)
Aaaaah dear, no matter how much I try not to laugh at all these I just can't help myself - it's too hard not to.
Hahahaha! ERECTION!
BackwoodsSquatches
24-06-2006, 12:37
Aaaaah dear, no matter how much I try not to laugh at all these I just can't help myself - it's too hard not to.
Hahahaha! ERECTION!
and all over...scores of little wing-less angels reach for band-aids.
Mooseica
24-06-2006, 12:39
and all over...scores of little wing-less angels reach for band-aids.
Yes, I am somewhat ashamed of my performance. Perhaps as penance I should erect a monument to all those poor mutilated angels?
Lunatic Goofballs
24-06-2006, 12:39
Aaaaah dear, no matter how much I try not to laugh at all these I just can't help myself - it's too hard not to.
Hahahaha! ERECTION!
Don't be so rigid. You can't stop the laughter. Just let it come. :)
BackwoodsSquatches
24-06-2006, 12:42
Yes, I am somewhat ashamed of my performance. Perhaps as penance I should erect a monument to all those poor mutilated angels?
Yes, but only if you make it out of wood.
The Blaatschapen
24-06-2006, 12:48
So, what's up? :p
Mooseica
24-06-2006, 12:59
Don't be so rigid. You can't stop the laughter. Just let it come. :)
*Tries desperately to think up a pun!*
Well, I suppose at least our friend in the article wouldn't have that trouble - he'd never have to try despertaely to for a pun to spring up in his mind.
Yes, but only if you make it out of wood.
Oh no! Two in one post! Umm...
Boy! What an enormous, unloseable phallic erection that man had!
Bulletproof *nods*
I V Stalin
24-06-2006, 13:08
Well he won't be hard up from this point on. It's about time that something came out of this.
Ah, genius. :D
I hope he doesn't feel shafted by the reduction in the award. Serves the company right for dicking him around.