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Japan's birthrate has dropped to a record low. Japan Family Planning Association says it's because people just aren't going out and getting laid. So a nation that produces tentacle rape schoolgirl cartoons and used to have used panty vending machines can't be bothered to actually go out and screw? Weird. Anyway, I'm offering my services to the women of Japan. Want a baby? Husband isn't interested in pussy? I'm here for you. Just keep in mind, I'm of Sicilian descent and your baby will be hairy.

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2006-06-22T211711Z_01_T43289_RTRUKOC_0_US-LIFE-SEX.xml

Apparantly Japan is leading the world in condom usage.

Also, do they really need more people? The whole place is overcrowded anyways, perhaps they could use a bit of a population decline for a while. And it's a healthy population decline, not like a plague is wiping everyone out or anything.

Is the vending machine thing really true?

They arent having sex because theyre too busy making goofy game shows for the world to giggle at.

Apparantly Japan is leading the world in condom usage.

Also, do they really need more people? The whole place is overcrowded anyways, perhaps they could use a bit of a population decline for a while. And it's a healthy population decline, not like a plague is wiping everyone out or anything.
Yeah, but there are statistics floating about saying that by the year 3000, Japan will be populated by only 6 people.

Don't ask me to give you a link, that's just from memory.

Yeah, but there are statistics floating about saying that by the year 3000, Japan will be populated by only 6 people.

Don't ask me to give you a link, that's just from memory.


There are always people looking to immigrate from somewhere, especially when lots of jobs become available.

Why have kids when you can have a cool robot?

There are always people looking to immigrate from somewhere, especially when lots of jobs become available.
True, but the terminal population decline is worrying the Japanese, hence the family planning initiatives.

Back in the day people used to reproduce because they viewed it is as the pinnacle of a lifetime's achievement - the ultimate goal of a successful life.

Then we in the West invented become stinking rich. Which most people find much much more enjoyable than reproducing like rabbits, and this is why indigenous birth-rates are falling in all Western nations.

In Europe, and especially America we have offset this by bringing in people from poorer countries who still possess the desire to reproduce, this allows the nation to have another generation of workers (however, second generation immigrants quickly lose their desire to reproduce and so the whole system needs to be repeated every 30-40 years).

This doesn't happen in Japan. Allow me to explain, have any of you scrawny White guys ever walked down the street and saw a Black guy, and felt a guilty stereotype-fuelled envy/fear in your head that he would be more capable at fighting folks off and satisfying your girlfriend? Well, that is generally how Japanese people feel about all non-Japanese, all of the time. Hence they are reluctant to allow them in the country.

Yeah, but there are statistics floating about saying that by the year 3000, Japan will be populated by only 6 people.

Don't ask me to give you a link, that's just from memory.
That's a brilliant statistic :)

I don't think it's much of a problem, though. It really wouldn't do the world much harm to have a few less people knocking around, and having a nice, low birthrate is the easiest and least destructive method of achieving this.

have any of you scrawny White guys ever walked down the street and saw a Black guy, and felt a guilty stereotype-fuelled envy/fear in your head that he would be more capable at fighting folks off and satisfying your girlfriend?

No.

Is the vending machine thing really true?


Yes, but they're no longer in use.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/panties.htm

Japan's birthrate has dropped to a record low. Japan Family Planning Association says it's because people just aren't going out and getting laid. So a nation that produces tentacle rape schoolgirl cartoons and used to have used panty vending machines can't be bothered to actually go out and screw? Weird.

Gosh, imagine that. Women who live in a country where they are all regarded as potential rape victims and sex toys are, inexplicably, uninterested in having sex with the men who want rape them and treat them like sex toys.

Isn't it crazy how some women aren't turned on by being relegated to second-class citizenship? And isn't it weird how some women aren't turned on by being surrounded by men who want to rape schoolgirls and shove painful objects into unwilling women?


Anyway, I'm offering my services to the women of Japan. Want a baby? Husband isn't interested in pussy? I'm here for you. Just keep in mind, I'm of Sicilian descent and your baby will be hairy.

Now there's a solution. The best way to help these poor women is to offer them yet another cock. Because, lord knows, they aren't getting enough of that at home.


http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2006-06-22T211711Z_01_T43289_RTRUKOC_0_US-LIFE-SEX.xml
The best thing that could possibly happen to Planet Earth is a decline in human birth rates. Good for Japan!

Just keep in mind, I'm of Sicilian descent and your baby will be hairy.

Ew. :p

Then we in the West invented become stinking rich. Which most people find much much more enjoyable than reproducing like rabbits, and this is why indigenous birth-rates are falling in all Western nations.

Actually, it has less to do with money and more to do with education. The more educated a woman is, the less children she is likely to have, since she has options other than staying at home and being a mother.

Take for example, myself. I'm a college graduate and work full-time. I have no desire for children since I do not want to be tied down to having to care for some infant. It does not seem enjoyable to me or as rewarding as my career. Plus, I'll be honest, I can't stand the little buggers.

It's the radiation. Made them sterile. ;):p :cool: ;)

Man this thread reminds me of the time I had Deja vu.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11218730&postcount=28

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11218730#post11218730

Gosh, imagine that. Women who live in a country where they are all regarded as potential rape victims and sex toys are, inexplicably, uninterested in having sex with the men who want rape them and treat them like sex toys.

Isn't it crazy how some women aren't turned on by being relegated to second-class citizenship? And isn't it weird how some women aren't turned on by being surrounded by men who want to rape schoolgirls and shove painful objects into unwilling women?


Now there's a solution. The best way to help these poor women is to offer them yet another cock. Because, lord knows, they aren't getting enough of that at home.


The best thing that could possibly happen to Planet Earth is a decline in human birth rates. Good for Japan!
1) The article mentioned that being tired from working too much is a likely cause for the lack of interest in sex. It didn't say anything about schoolgirl rape or second class citizenship.

2) Take a joke. Obviously I'm not actually going to go to Japan and offer my services as a Gigolo, unless it turns out I could actually make a living that way.

3) No argument here. Fewer people would make things alot easier.

Isn't it crazy how some women aren't turned on by being relegated to second-class citizenship? And isn't it weird how some women aren't turned on by being surrounded by men who want to rape schoolgirls and shove painful objects into unwilling women?

Hey don't knock it, without that attitude my life plan wouldn't work. Ever since I read a newspaper article about how successful Japanese business women are turning more and more to the west (the article said england but i'm sure it's more widespread) to find husbands who won't force them to give up their jobs and treat them as second class, it has been my ambition to find one to marry and live the rest of my life in indolence and sloth, with perhaps a bit of looking after children involved somewhere along the line.

Hey don't knock it, without that attitude my life plan wouldn't work. Ever since I read a newspaper article about how successful Japanese business women are turning more and more to the west (the article said england but i'm sure it's more widespread) to find husbands who won't force them to give up their jobs and treat them as second class, it has been my ambition to find one to marry and live the rest of my life in indolence and sloth, with perhaps a bit of looking after children involved somewhere along the line.

I always wanted to stay home, watch the kids, and wash the Porsche, but it never worked out that way.

Yeah, but there are statistics floating about saying that by the year 3000, Japan will be populated by only 6 people.

Don't ask me to give you a link, that's just from memory.And? One thousand years is a looong time. What was the population of America or Britain or Australia a thousand years ago?

Hey don't knock it, without that attitude my life plan wouldn't work. Ever since I read a newspaper article about how successful Japanese business women are turning more and more to the west (the article said england but i'm sure it's more widespread) to find husbands who won't force them to give up their jobs and treat them as second class, it has been my ambition to find one to marry and live the rest of my life in indolence and sloth, with perhaps a bit of looking after children involved somewhere along the line.

Ah, what a life that'd be. :D

Oooooh!

Tentacles...

Woot! Bottle kicks some major ass here. I totally agree with her; what do they expect in a nation where schoolgirl rape is a common desire? No one in their right mind would want to have sex with men like that. I could criticize Japan all day if I wanted, but I think Bottle has already said it quite well.

Holy unsubstantiated racial stereotypes, Batman!

Oooooh!

Tentacles...
:eek:

*Flees in terror*

Gosh, imagine that. Women who live in a country where they are all regarded as potential rape victims and sex toys are, inexplicably, uninterested in having sex with the men who want rape them and treat them like sex toys.

Isn't it crazy how some women aren't turned on by being relegated to second-class citizenship? And isn't it weird how some women aren't turned on by being surrounded by men who want to rape schoolgirls and shove painful objects into unwilling women?

The best thing that could possibly happen to Planet Earth is a decline in human birth rates. Good for Japan!


Wow just wow.
Amazing.
It looks like youve got it all figured out.


Step one
Entreat all men in a given country to treat all women as potential rape victims and turn women into second class citizens

Step two
Newly second class women refuse to have sex
Birth rate plummets

Step three
Congratulate country X for making the best possible thing for planet Earth happen.


Sorry bottle but I cant really get behind your plan.

Easily available contraception is also a factor. It's not that surprising that when contraception is available, people are often going to use it. Combined with the other factors, what is happening in Japan is to be expected.

Japan is probably the one country that has the least to fear for declining birth rates. They are seriously engaged in developing robots to handle work that other societies would turn to immigration for. This takes the worry of multiculturalism from this relatively homogenous culture. We've already seen the female androids that both Japan and Korea have built. We may see one day where a lot of recreational sex is done with androids. (Or perhaps robotic tentacles.)

Japan is probably the one country that has the least to fear for declining birth rates. They are seriously engaged in developing robots to handle work that other societies would turn to immigration for. This takes the worry of multiculturalism from this relatively homogenous culture. We've already seen the female androids that both Japan and Korea have built. We may see one day where a lot of recreational sex is done with androids. (Or perhaps robotic tentacles.)
It's called a vibrator. :p

Japan is probably the one country that has the least to fear for declining birth rates. They are seriously engaged in developing robots to handle work that other societies would turn to immigration for. This takes the worry of multiculturalism from this relatively homogenous culture. We've already seen the female androids that both Japan and Korea have built. We may see one day where a lot of recreational sex is done with androids. (Or perhaps robotic tentacles.)
But robotic tentacles are just so impersonal. I'm sure they'll be much happier with the real thing.

I am guessing it's because commuting every weekend to a hotel where you sleep in a pod in between 14-hour days, kills your urges.

But robotic tentacles are just so impersonal. I'm sure they'll be much happier with the real Cluich.

Fixed for accuracy. ;)

It's called a vibrator. :p
Now that's a great idea! Tentacle vibrators for the Japanese kinky sex toy market.

Now that's a great idea! Tentacle vibrators for the Japanese kinky sex toy market.

And a generation of Japanese women do the mother of all facepalms...

:eek:

*Flees in terror*
Muhahaha!

*Chases BritSter with a cephalopod*

Don't run, he just wants to be your friend! :p

While I agree that Japanese schoolgirls should get laid more often, with me, I dont think this because of population growth rates. Frankly, I'm pro-sex, but anti-reproduction.

Why have kids when you can have a cool robot?
man, don't you watch anime... you need the kids to pilot the cool robot!

Muhahaha!

*Chases BritSter with a cephalopod*

Don't run, he just wants to be your friend! :p
*Throws your pet cephalopod into my frying pan*

I blame Godzilla.

man, don't you watch anime... you need the kids to pilot the cool robot!
What about Astroboy? He could even pilot the robots.

*Throws your pet cephalopod into my frying pan*
Oh! Great idea!

Mmm... Squid :fluffle:
Tentacles...
- you know you want them.
- you know you love them.
Squid

It's healthy, nutritious and squishy.
Try one today!

I am guessing it's because commuting every weekend to a hotel where you sleep in a pod in between 14-hour days, kills your urges.

What do they do on weekdays?

What about Astroboy? He could even pilot the robots.
astro boy was a robot built to be a kid.

Oh! Great idea!

Mmm... Squid :fluffle:


CALAMARI!!

Astro boy was what Elroy Jetson called his dog. The great great great gradson of Scooby Doo

Astro boy was what Elroy Jetson called his dog. The great great great gradson of Scooby Doo

Astroboy was another cartoon entirely.

What do they do on weekdays?
What I described. The weekend is their commute, and one or two nights of sleep in a real bed.

What I described. The weekend is their commute, and one or two nights of sleep in a real bed.

Sounds like they were forced into this lifestyle by greedy chiropractors

What I described. The weekend is their commute, and one or two nights of sleep in a real bed.
You've got to admire their work ethic. Is amphetamine use common over there?

Muhahaha!

*Chases BritSter with a cephalopod*

Don't run, he just wants to be your friend! :p
*gets new cephalopod, puts him in fire retardent clothing to avoid frying* oh BRITSTER! :p

*gets new cephalopod, puts him in fire retardent clothing to avoid frying* oh BRITSTER! :p
Mmm... It's cute, I shall call him... lunch. :)

Mmm... It's cute, I shall call him... lunch. :)
... I think I love you. :p :fluffle:

Japan should be allowed to have an actuall military again, then they would probably end up in a war and wars make people fuck, allot.

In response to what was said earlier in the thread, I would like to point out that although Japan still can improve a lot in sexual equality, Japan is a very safe country. Women generally feel safe all the time, which isn't true in more liberated countries such as Australia and the UK. Although their is a lot of violence and sex in Japanese media, including children's comics generally it stays there. I'm not sure just how safe Japan as I think their low crime rates are partially due to low rates of reporting for some crimes.

To be absolutely clear, I don't approve of sexism in Japan, but it is interesting that the country with the most violence and perversion in the media is also one of the safest.

Lol -- I love this thread title... as I have many Japanese friends I can tell you that some of the lower birthrate situation is the same with regard to the same deal in Europe.... cost of living, lower marriage rate, time spent getting an education and the like.

The other is the romantic qualities of Japanese men....(Getting ready to run)... best the I can remember one line that was in common use was how happy the guy was that the girl would be making sushi for him for the rest of her life!! :eek:

And no my friends were not kidding....so crazy...

Japan's birthrate has dropped to a record low. Japan Family Planning Association says it's because people just aren't going out and getting laid. So a nation that produces tentacle rape schoolgirl cartoons and used to have used panty vending machines can't be bothered to actually go out and screw? Weird. Anyway, I'm offering my services to the women of Japan. Want a baby? Husband isn't interested in pussy? I'm here for you. Just keep in mind, I'm of Sicilian descent and your baby will be hairy.

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2006-06-22T211711Z_01_T43289_RTRUKOC_0_US-LIFE-SEX.xml

Maybe they use contraception?

ME: Why did you get married?

JAPANESE MAN: I was eating a lot of meals in restaurants.

PUT DOWN THE TENTACLE-HENTAI?

In your dreams, pal.

PUT DOWN THE TENTACLE-HENTAI?

In your dreams, pal.


Tentacles are fun. hehe

Forty-five times a year, among people in relationships? Quite sad.

ME: Why did you get married?

JAPANESE MAN: I was eating a lot of meals in restaurants.
Maybe his wife used to be a waitress?

Is the vending machine thing really true?

They arent having sex because theyre too busy making goofy game shows for the world to giggle at.
In Japan, you can get just about anything out of a vending machine. It's like Aladdin and the magic lamp, if Aladdin was asian and the lamp spit out inflatable mattresses and beer.

*looks at thread* Ok there's a number of... *Looks at thread again* Aw screw it. I don't have the energy to fix this.

Japan can always abduct Chinese babies and raise them to become Japanese.

Apparantly Japan is leading the world in condom usage.

Also, do they really need more people? The whole place is overcrowded anyways, perhaps they could use a bit of a population decline for a while. And it's a healthy population decline, not like a plague is wiping everyone out or anything.

But the decline in their population is being replaced with imported labor. Their service economy is in decline and the children of yesterdays middle class proffesionals don't want to take up a blue collar life that would be economicly viable at the moment, so the Chinese are coming in to do it for them.

Also, I read a story in Reuters ages ago about how Japanese culture tended to make men see their wives as sort of a grown-up version of a mommy, like a car is a grown-up version of a Big Wheels. As such, they tend not to have sex with their wives, just mistresses with whom they practice safe sex because it would be humiliating to get caught in an affair by siring illegitimate children or catching an STD. That would shed some light on the population decline, and whether or not it's healthy, but the point of the article was that psychotherapists have started turning into pimps of the most genteel nature setting their female patients up with discrete men looking for anonymous sexual encounters because the husbands weren't willing to change their habits and the wives desire for sex was entirly proper.

I finally saw some tentacle-hentai.

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Japan's birthrate has dropped to a record low. Japan Family Planning Association says it's because people just aren't going out and getting laid. So a nation that produces tentacle rape schoolgirl cartoons and used to have used panty vending machines can't be bothered to actually go out and screw? Weird. Anyway, I'm offering my services to the women of Japan. Want a baby? Husband isn't interested in pussy? I'm here for you. Just keep in mind, I'm of Sicilian descent and your baby will be hairy.

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2006-06-22T211711Z_01_T43289_RTRUKOC_0_US-LIFE-SEX.xml


That will go up after I return. Its just to bad lesbian sex can't get me a baby...Not that I want one.

*gets new cephalopod, puts him in fire retardent clothing to avoid frying* oh BRITSTER! :p
You forgot to put on your fire retardant clothing. *Sets Free shepmagans on fire and watches him burn down into a pile of ash*
The little cephalopod can't move very fast on dry land without you carrying it. *Walks calmly away*

Congratulations on the Post **** BRITSTER:p ha ha typo

Japan's birthrate has dropped to a record low. Japan Family Planning Association says it's because people just aren't going out and getting laid. So a nation that produces tentacle rape schoolgirl cartoons and used to have used panty vending machines can't be bothered to actually go out and screw? Weird. Anyway, I'm offering my services to the women of Japan. Want a baby? Husband isn't interested in pussy? I'm here for you. Just keep in mind, I'm of Sicilian descent and your baby will be hairy.

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2006-06-22T211711Z_01_T43289_RTRUKOC_0_US-LIFE-SEX.xml

Japan has nothing to worry about. They have one the most homogenous cultures in the world. The Japanese aren't going anywhere. The posters who have cited female education is correct. That is a factor, but not the whole story. An educated women is not necessarily a women who wishes to remain barren all her life. I think that most women would like to have a baby if her lifestyle can support one. My prediction is that the rate of growth with level off then stablize. Family planning decisions are also based off of economic considerations. With the limited amount of living space its not economically supportable to have a large family. A little bit of population decline would remove the economic pressure and make it easier to house a family.

As for the screwing in Japan I'm sure there's plenty of it going on. They're just practicing safe sex.

As for the hentai and pornographic reference you made is not a valid contributing point to the conversation. Its a stereotypical and racist remark. If you want to knock up some Japanese women I'd suggest maturing a bit and get a good job. :p

I finally saw some tentacle-hentai.

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Just as long as tentacle-hentai doesn't see you.

Japan has nothing to worry about. They have one the most homogenous cultures in the world. The Japanese aren't going anywhere. The posters who have cited female education is correct. That is a factor, but not the whole story. An educated women is not necessarily a women who wishes to remain barren all her life. I think that most women would like to have a baby if her lifestyle can support one. My prediction is that the rate of growth with level off then stablize. Family planning decisions are also based off of economic considerations. With the limited amount of living space its not economically supportable to have a large family. A little bit of population decline would remove the economic pressure and make it easier to house a family.

As for the screwing in Japan I'm sure there's plenty of it going on. They're just practicing safe sex.

As for the hentai and pornographic reference you made is not a valid contributing point to the conversation. Its a stereotypical and racist remark. If you want to knock up some Japanese women I'd suggest maturing a bit and get a good job. :p
First of all, I was just fooling around. It's kind of sad that you can't recognize that. You'll go through life feeling offended by just about everything. Second, my comments weren't racist. I didn't claim that the Japanese were inferior, nor did I post any racial slurs. Third, I have no intention of knocking anyone up at the moment. I choose to remain a bit immature and not have to take responsibility for a kid.

You forgot to put on your fire retardant clothing. *Sets Free shepmagans on fire and watches him burn down into a pile of ash*
The little cephalopod can't move very fast on dry land without you carrying it. *Walks calmly away*
Mmm... Lunchtime!

*Snatches cephalopod*

Now even more slimey! Yummy!

First of all, I was just fooling around. It's kind of sad that you can't recognize that. You'll go through life feeling offended by just about everything. Second, my comments weren't racist. I didn't claim that the Japanese were inferior, nor did I post any racial slurs. Third, I have no intention of knocking anyone up at the moment. I choose to remain a bit immature and not have to take responsibility for a kid.

Well, your comment was racist. When you call a population of a country bunch of perverts its a racist remark. Its not the fault of the Japanese if western countries with Victorian societal attitudes towards sex import the perversions of Japanese subcultures in vast quantities.

So a nation that produces tentacle rape schoolgirl cartoons and used to have used panty vending machines.

That's painting with a broad brush.

Have fun all you want just mind what you say or otherwise it'll come back to bite you in ass. ;) I had no problems with your overall comments. That bit just hit a nerve.

Well, you're comment was racist. When you call a population of a country bunch of perverts its a racist remark. Its not the fault of the Japanese if western countries with Victorian societal attitudes towards sex import the perversions of Japanese subcultures in vast quantities. No I never actually called the Japanese perverted. I stated that they produce tentacle hentai and that they once had used panty vending machines. Both statements are true. You're just so PC that anything other than actively praising another group of people gets turned into racism in your head.



That's painting with a broad brush.

Have fun all you want just mind what you say or otherwise it'll come back to bite you in ass. ;) I had no problems with your overall comments. That bit just hit a nerve.Probably more than 50% of my comments on NS aren't meant to be taken seriously. Please try to keep that in mind when reading my posts.

No I never actually called the Japanese perverted. I stated that they produce tentacle hentai and that they once had used panty vending machines. Both statements are true.

Then qualify your statement. Who is "they": All Japanese? Some Japanese? A few Japanese? A handfull of otaku with great photoshop skills? Who?

If you walked into a red light district in any country you're likely to find some weird shit. Since however the topic is Japan and all-Japanese are perverts, according to the stereo-type, then those panty-vending machine sprouted up all over Japan from Hokkaido to Okinanwa.


You're just so PC that anything other than actively praising another group of people gets turned into racism in your head. Probably more than 50% of my comments on NS aren't meant to be taken seriously. Please try to keep that in mind when reading my posts.

I'm hardly PC, believe me and I do understand the NS forums. However, I do enjoy pointing out liberal hypocrisy.

I finally saw some tentacle-hentai.

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and...

on a side note...

http://www.giantitp.com/oots/oots0020.gif

see, tenticals can be put to good use... :D

and...

on a side note...

http://www.giantitp.com/oots/oots0020.gif

see, tenticals can be put to good use... :D

Hah...LOL :p

You forgot to put on your fire retardant clothing. *Sets Free shepmagans on fire and watches him burn down into a pile of ash*
The little cephalopod can't move very fast on dry land without you carrying it. *Walks calmly away*
:headbang: ;)

:headbang: ;)
I'll put your ashes into a nice urn, if that makes you feel any better. :rolleyes: