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My regional forums which I'm somewhat active in is filled with dozens of english chicks.... And i'm reading these forums and theres still alot of english chicks......... Why?

Speaking of English chicks, Lady Sovereign scares me -_-

Because The NS forums are hosted by Jolt.co.UK, and As this is more of a social forum, women visit it more often than they go to say, a Doom 2 forum.

simply put, because you need a good rump in the sack.

English men arent exactly the epitome of carefree rollicking fun are they? English birds are driven to evil places like interweb sites out of sheer boredom, cabin fever, and an inner need to interact with smiling ;) humans.

You're an English chick magnet... haven't you noticed?

Because English chicks are hot.

Because i moved to Brazil, and this is one of the easiest ways of sending me messages. Obvious really. :p

English men arent exactly the epitome of carefree rollicking fun are they? English birds are driven to evil places like interweb sites out of sheer boredom, cabin fever, and an inner need to interact with smiling ;) humans.
And they'll go to just about any lengths to make us smile sometimes. I wonder how long it will be before they wander out of the NS men's pageant thread to read this one. Think we can disappoint them by then?;)

Because like the rest of the chicks on here, they discovered the joys of the internet and it gives them something to do while the English lads watch a rousing game of football.

Because English chicks are hot.
Right, so why the hell are they here?:p

Right, so why the hell are they here?:p
I donno.

My regional forums which I'm somewhat active in is filled with dozens of english chicks.... And i'm reading these forums and theres still alot of english chicks......... Why?

Ah yes, the internet was so much better when it was almost exclusively the preserve of male, american, teenage virgins, wasn't it?

I donno.

I told you why.

I donno.
Some help you are.:p

Ah yes, the internet was so much better when it was almost exclusively the preserve of male, american, teenage virgins, wasn't it?
Don't patronize us!:p

Some help you are.:p

Well, to be truthful, they're probably here to hit on me.

Well, to be truthful, they're probably here to hit on me.

Hit on you! What is this world coming to!:eek:

Hit on you! What is this world coming to!:eek:

Desperation apparently.

Desperation apparently.

Desperation is too light a word. No, it must be a full-on panic-strike.

And they'll go to just about any lengths to make us smile sometimes. I wonder how long it will be before they wander out of the NS men's pageant thread to read this one. Think we can disappoint them by then?;)
*Leaves NS men's pageant thread and enters this one*
Sorry, I was busy staring at Straughns picture. He is just so sexy... *sigh*

*Leaves NS men's pageant thread and enters this one*
Sorry, I was busy staring at Straughns picture. He is just so sexy... *sigh*

A female left the NS Men's Pangeant for this!:eek:

I'll admit it. English chicks turn me on. Also, all other european chicks. African chicks. Asian chicks. Chicks from South America. Chicks from Oceania too.

I've dealt with too many American chicks. I'm burnt out.

I'll admit it. English chicks turn me on. Also, all other european chicks. African chicks. Asian chicks. Chicks from South America. Chicks from Oceania too.

I've dealt with too many American chicks. I'm burnt out.

Awww. Are we all that bad?

Well, to be truthful, they're probably here to hit on me.
I dunno about that....I've gotten my fair share.;)

I dunno about that....I've gotten my fair share.;)

i'm sure you have.... ^^

*Leaves NS men's pageant thread and enters this one*
Sorry, I was busy staring at Straughns picture. He is just so sexy... *sigh*

Well...we're done. :p

*Leaves NS men's pageant thread and enters this one*
Sorry, I was busy staring at Straughns picture. He is just so sexy... *sigh*
Sure ya were, ya big tease you.;)

Well...we're done. :p

No you're not.

*another female leaves the male-pageant thread*

No you're not.

*another female leaves the male-pageant thread*

I meant BritSter and I are done. :p

i'm sure you have.... ^^
I have, but I have very low requirements.;)

Sure ya were, ya big tease you.;)
I wouldn't even think of teasing Straughn (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/a2f67146.jpg), I'd do anything for him...

I meant BritSter and I are done. :p
Then I have no use for you anymore. *Beats you senseless then runs of with Straughn*

English men arent exactly the epitome of carefree rollicking fun are they? English birds are driven to evil places like interweb sites out of sheer boredom, cabin fever, and an inner need to interact with smiling ;) humans.
An a poor English male I feel it is my right, nay duty, to give you a clip round the ear. You swine.

English chicks have sexy accents, and I say, more power to em!

English chicks have sexy accents, and I say, more power to em!
lol. I have a mancunian accent, do you think I sound sexy?

lol. I have a mancunian accent, do you think I sound sexy?
If you sound like Lisa from Big Brother, then no. Just...no.

Then again, all the girls around me have a daft north-west accent. It's like Peter Kay with his balls in a vice, honestly.

lol. I have a mancunian accent, do you think I sound sexy?


If I knew what the hell that was.....maybe...

lol. I have a mancunian accent, do you think I sound sexy?

This means nothing to me!

I demand an example. :p

I think we need an 'Are you a British Chick Poll'.

This means nothing to me!

I demand an example. :p


mmm.

What he said.

I wouldn't even think of teasing Straughn (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/a2f67146.jpg), I'd do anything for him...
Yeah, I bet. That's what you tell everyone.:rolleyes:

In slightly similar words: Because they're hot.

Yeah, I bet. That's what you tell everyone.:rolleyes:

Something wrong with that?

Shockingly , because last week we imported our first computer, and now everyone has one!:)

Can you English ladies answer a question for me?

I live in central Florida and we have a large expat population here. However, there seems to be a disproportionate number of English men who have moved to the states and married American women with very few English women moving here and settling down with American blokes.

Are English men particularly attracted to American women or are English women repulsed by American men?

Or are the English men more given to wanderlust than their female counterparts?

Or is it just a coincidence?

Something wrong with that?
No, of course not. Not at all....http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1370.gif

lol. I have a mancunian accent, do you think I sound sexy?
I'm yet to find anyone outside Manchester who find manc accents sexy :(

I'm yet to find anyone outside Manchester who find manc accents sexy :(
I don't really like them, I guess it's because everyone speaks like that where I live. I want to hear something different. I find scouse accents to be really sexy...

My regional forums which I'm somewhat active in is filled with dozens of english chicks.... And i'm reading these forums and theres still alot of english chicks......... Why?

In a couple of months they'll outnumber you and we'll see a thread titled: "My regional forum has a yank infestation, why are there so many of them?"

In a couple of months they'll outnumber you and we'll see a thread titled: "My regional forum has a yank infestation, why are there so many of them?"
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Phew! Good thing they need someone so adept at spamming as I am.
*ducks back into his cave*

My regional forums which I'm somewhat active in is filled with dozens of english chicks.... And i'm reading these forums and theres still alot of english chicks......... Why?
because English guys are pussies and they have small dicks and are too scared to ask their hottest chicks out so they have to come here for attention.

Why is this place filled wit many english chicks?

Because they want to have secks with me. Naughty secks.

Because they want to have secks with me. Naughty secks.
Don't forget the dirty secks.

I want to hear something different. I find scouse accents to be really sexy...
*stares* *blinks* *inserts stereotypical scouse joke*

I like Mancunian accents (excluding that horrid chav accent) but I'm biased.

If you sound like Lisa from Big Brother, then no.
...People actually speak like she speaks?!

*stares* *blinks* *inserts stereotypical scouse joke*

I like Mancunian accents (excluding that horrid chav accent) but I'm biased.


...People actually speak like she speaks?!

She's better than Mikey, the scouser:p

I left Manchester when I was seven, but I love it, and I have to ask; City or United?

She's better than Mikey, the scouser:p

I left Manchester when I was seven, but I love it, and I have to ask; City or United?
Mikeys doesn't have a very strong scouse accent...:(

I mean...I hate Big Brother. I don't know who you are talking about. :rolleyes:

She's better than Mikey, the scouser:p

I left Manchester when I was seven, but I love it, and I have to ask; City or United?

I was born a red \o/

I was born a red \o/

Good boy:)

Mikeys doesn't have a very strong scouse accent...:(

I mean...I hate Big Brother. I don't know who you are talking about. :rolleyes:

Oh yes, me too, so... what about the cricke then.....:D

Good boy:)
Girl.

*offended* :p

Girl.

*offended* :p

Sorry, I simply assume every poster is male until futher notice:p

Sorry, I simply assume every poster is male until futher notice:p
Unless they are English, then you must assume she is female. It's the new rule. :p

Unless they are English, then you must assume she is female. It's the new rule. :p

:D

:D
*Nods* Rule one should be updated.

Unless they are English, then you must assume she is female. It's the new rule. :p

That's because English chicks rock the world.

I'm yet to find anyone outside Manchester who find manc accents sexy :(

I still need to know what a Manchester accent sounds like.

I still need to know what a Manchester accent sounds like.
I'd like to know as well. Of course, I'd also like to know what an Edinburgh accent sounds like....

I still need to know what a Manchester accent sounds like.
Listen to Oasis. Like that.

Or this (http://static.unilang.org/resources/pronscript/sonidos/soundfiles/sonido_en_manchester.mp3)

(Note - I don't actually sound like either of those...I hope :p)

I'm yet to find anyone outside Manchester who find manc accents sexy :(

I find any English accent screaming out my name in orgasm to be extremely sexy.

I find any English accent screaming out my name in orgasm to be extremely sexy.
Indubitably, my dear Wats...er, Keruvalia.
*puffs pipe*

Indubitably, my dear Wats...er, Keruvalia.
*puffs pipe*
*Takes pipe and jams it up your nose* Kids like you shouldn't be smoking. :p

...People actually speak like she speaks?!
I lived on the edge of Moss Side for this last year (woo Whitworth Park halls!) so I can conclusively say that, after being asked for a light, for 20p, and to get my cock out for the girls, yes some people do sound like Lisa.

Listen to Oasis. Like that.

Or this (http://static.unilang.org/resources/pronscript/sonidos/soundfiles/sonido_en_manchester.mp3)

(Note - I don't actually sound like either of those...I hope :p)
I'll say that her voice isn't very sexy at all, but that's probably due to her rather than the accent. If she spoke more softly or something, maybe.

Of course, I'd also like to know what an Edinburgh accent sounds like....

I know that one...watch the movie Trainspotting...

"It's shite bein' Sco'ish!!"

*Takes pipe and jams it up your nose* Kids like you shouldn't be smoking. :p
What do you mean kids like me?:confused: I'm old enough here that it's legal.

I'll say that her voice isn't very sexy at all, but that's probably due to her rather than the accent. If she spoke more softly or something, maybe.



I know that one...watch the movie Trainspotting...

"It's shite bein' Sco'ish!!"
I knew it was Scottish, but not all the Scots have the same accent.

I'll say that her voice isn't very sexy at all, but that's probably due to her rather than the accent. If she spoke more softly or something, maybe.
Yeah, it was the only example I could find tho

I lived on the edge of Moss Side for this last year (woo Whitworth Park halls!) so I can conclusively say that, after being asked for a light, for 20p, and to get my cock out for the girls, yes some people do sound like Lisa.

And thats why I never go to Moss Side \o/ (that and I'd probably get beaten up within about 5 minutes)

You lived there? You brave soul, you :p

I knew it was Scottish, but not all the Scots have the same accent.

Edinburgh and Fife accents are beautiful, weegie accents could scare a buzzard off his dinner

Edinburgh and Fife accents are beautiful, weegie accents could scare a buzzard off his dinner
Ah, thanks. But do you know of any good examples?

Yeah, it was the only example I could find tho



And thats why I never go to Moss Side \o/ (that and I'd probably get beaten up within about 5 minutes)

You lived there? You brave soul, you :p
I've not been to moss side since I was a kid. My dad used to live there so I'd go over on weekends and school holidays. I bet it's really changed now that man city have gone. Me and my friends used to charge people to watch their cars on match days. By 'watch' I meant 'give us your money and we won't smash your car when your gone.' Not that we ever did that, but some kids did.

I've not been to moss side since I was a kid. My dad used to live there so I'd go over on weekends and school holidays. I bet it's really changed now that man city have gone. Me and my friends used to charge people to watch their cars on match days. By 'watch' I meant 'give us your money and we won't smash your car when your gone.' Not that we ever did that, but some kids did.

Citeh = scum

Glad we established that.

As for Moss Side, euw! I am a born Manc, but Moss Side scares me.