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its funny how when some1 gets raped like you just did, they attack others grammer as they have nothing else to go on.

directed at Cluichstan

X-3: Stupid action movie with super powers that followed up two good movies
Breakfast of Champions: Vonnegut defiled

its funny how when some1 gets raped like you just did, they attack others grammer as they have nothing else to go on.
Go away.

its funny how when some1 gets raped like you just did, they attack others grammer as they have nothing else to go on.

"Grammar," and it's "someone." Funny...don't feel like I got raped. You must be too small for me to feel it penetrate.

Run along, kid.

X-3: Stupid action movie with super powers that followed up two good movies
Breakfast of Champions: Vonnegut defiled

Hey Bob not to be mean or nothing, but this thread isnt about movies anymore, now its about flaming. Although i think Cluichstan has given up.

Hey Bob not to be mean or nothing, but this thread isnt about movies anymore, now its about flaming. Although i think Cluichstan has given up.

Well done again, nooblet.

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/supern00b[1].jpg

By far, the worst movie I've ever seen was Bloodrayne. Kick-ass game franchise, but the movie looked like it was done by a middle school drama club, despite having big name actors. This is the kind of movie that you wouldn't mind frying your brain for just to get the images out.

"Grammar," and it's "someone." Funny...don't feel like I got raped. You must be too small for me to feel it penetrate.

Run along, kid.


this site is your whole life huh? thats why you dont like me, becuase im making you look stupid somewhere that your at 24/7 and i only come to piss of nerds like you (nothing against nerds, only stupid ones)

and keep attacking my grammer, im on summer vacation so i dont have to spell sh1t right. so keep correcting me and maybe you will get lucky enough to become a teacher when you grow up.

and keep attacking my grammer, im on summer vacation so i dont have to spell sh1t right. so keep correcting me and maybe you will get lucky enough to become a teacher when you grow up.

Despite being corrected on the spelling once already, you still write "grammer." If I'm truly lucky, when I'm a teacher, I won't have idiots like you in my class.

why are you so concerned with my Gr@ivi ivi 3 r? is it really THAT hard to read? is your brain to small to see a word not puncuated correctly? are could it be your to dumb to know a 'teacher' is a sh#tty job?

why are you so concerned with my Gr@ivi ivi 3 r? is it really THAT hard to read? is your brain to small to see a word not puncuated correctly? are could it be your to dumb to know a 'teacher' is a sh#tty job?

Sweet jeebus, just go away already, kid.

Eyes wide shut was a total piece of crap

Saving Private Ryan was just horrible emotional flag-porn

I'm with you on Eyes wide shut, that movie was terrible.

this site is your whole life huh? thats why you dont like me, becuase im making you look stupid somewhere that your at 24/7 and i only come to piss of nerds like you (nothing against nerds, only stupid ones)

and keep attacking my grammer, im on summer vacation so i dont have to spell sh1t right. so keep correcting me and maybe you will get lucky enough to become a teacher when you grow up.

Oh goody, another professional fucktard.

Oh goody, another professional fucktard.

Not a pro, just one on summer vacation. ;)

why are you so concerned with my Gr@ivi ivi 3 r? is it really THAT hard to read? is your brain to small to see a word not puncuated correctly? are could it be your to dumb to know a 'teacher' is a sh#tty job?

Being a teacher is one of the most admirable jobs there is. Dumbass.

Being a teacher is one of the most admirable jobs there is. Dumbass.

Quoted for truth.

oh im sorry did i hurt your feelings? well i will leave you alone now since apparently you are but-hurt over a simply movie thread. hope you have a nice life posting on these forums without some1 like me to go and spoil all the fun you were having.:sniper:

oh im sorry did i hurt your feelings? well i will leave you alone now since apparently you are but-hurt over a simply movie thread. hope you have a nice life posting on these forums without some1 like me to go and spoil all the fun you were having.:sniper:

Too funny. :D

oh im sorry did i hurt your feelings? well i will leave you alone now since apparently you are but-hurt over a simply movie thread. hope you have a nice life posting on these forums without some1 like me to go and spoil all the fun you were having.:sniper:

The eyes are open, the fingers type, but Mr. Brain has long since departed.....

Quoted for truth.

admirable? sure. sh#tty job that ALL teachers hate? true. some like it but that doesnt take away the fact it is sh#tty. and im not refering to people im refering to YOU. you spend all day, everyday on the internet, so if the BEST you can do is teaching, then the money your dady spent on you pc was wasted. NO ONE should spend as much time as you do on a computer unless they are actually DOING SOMETHING or they're a chick on Myspace. i was only here to check out the movie thread, YOUR the one who kept Farley's name going for 6 pages.:upyours:

admirable? sure. sh#tty job that ALL teachers hate? true. some like it but that doesnt take away the fact it is sh#tty. and im not refering to people im refering to YOU. you spend all day, everyday on the internet, so if the BEST you can do is teaching, then the money your dady spent on you pc was wasted. NO ONE should spend as much time as you do on a computer unless they are actually DOING SOMETHING or they're a chick on Myspace. i was only here to check out the movie thread, YOUR the one who kept Farley's name going for 6 pages.:upyours:

And you happen to be the one posting insults to, erm...... somebody you have no reason to object to. Well done.

Being a teacher is one of the most admirable jobs there is. Dumbass.

I think I'm going to sig that.

And you happen to be the one posting insults to, erm...... somebody you have no reason to object to. Well done.

how aboot, he started it. how aboot, you go f yourself as i wasnt talking to you. and how aboot you actaully give me something to talk about besides how unf#ckable you nerds are.

i sadly sat through all 90 mins of that piece of garbage.
Blasphema!

how aboot, he started it. how aboot, you go f yourself as i wasnt talking to you. and how aboot you actaully give me something to talk about besides how unf#ckable you nerds are.

Here, talk about how sucky "Devil Girl from Mars" is. If you don't know that movie, well, any less-than-B movie from the 50s will do.

never heard of it. the only movies that i might've seen from the 50's would be if John Wayne acted during then or if any 007 movie is that old. i really dont know, but those where all good movies anyways, so it really doesnt help us now does it?

how aboot, he started it. how aboot, you go f yourself as i wasnt talking to you. and how aboot you actaully give me something to talk about besides how unf#ckable you nerds are.

Excuse me? How does posting on a forum periodically render me a nerd?

Incidentally, I must ask; how many of your relatives have seven fingers?

Posts: 3,151

any more questions?

and i was actually going to make fun of the guy with 900 posts!

Posts: 3,151

any more questions?

Well, actually yes. I still fail to see how posting on a forum makes me a nerd? If I have 2 hours work a night, all on computer, and NS General is on at the same time, surely I simply post when I am on a computer?

never heard of it. the only movies that i might've seen from the 50's would be if John Wayne acted during then or if any 007 movie is that old. i really dont know, but those where all good movies anyways, so it really doesnt help us now does it?

Herm... some of the new Star Wars?

Hah! The Cutting Edge!

Excuse me? How does posting on a forum periodically render me a nerd?

Incidentally, I must ask; how many of your relatives have seven fingers?

Would that be seven fingers on each hand, or seven fingers total?:eek:

Yes. The Cube That's two hours of my life that I'll never get back!

Can we get back to the conversation where Cluichstan hates fat people and why Chris Farley is funny and why it is hard for characters defined by their looks to be played by people not remotely resembling them?

Yes. The Cube That's two hours of my life that I'll never get back!

Is that the one about the people that get stuck in that big ass maze of cubes that move around and they can't find their way out? I liked that movie. Weird, it was.

Well, actually yes. I still fail to see how posting on a forum makes me a nerd? If I have 2 hours work a night, all on computer, and NS General is on at the same time, surely I simply post when I am on a computer?

if you only posted 2 hours a night that would be fine, but the simple fact that you do it here makes you a nerd. you see its like this, i am a console gamer. i got into xboxlive about 2 years ago and the only way to play clan matches was through a website. so i got into the computer more and more, i eventually learned about forums and then learned some basic html (sigs and whatnot). so i consider myself a nerd, but i consider you an unf#ckable nerd which you should've taken more offense to then the NERD part, but since you have accepted your virginity that word doesnt even register for you.:headbang:

Can we get back to the conversation where Cluichstan hates fat people and why Chris Farley is funny and why it is hard for characters defined by their looks to be played by people not remotely resembling them?

Suits me. I'm always impressed that both Orlando Bloom and Viggo Mortenson have been able to move on with such ease and alacrity.

Incidentally, the best actor on the planet is Stephen Fry.

Yes. The Cube That's two hours of my life that I'll never get back!

Aggghh, no, no no that was a good movie....nerds, gore, math, and death in really weird ways......i love that movie- although I am slightly disturbed by it

a good weird movie would be Soilent Green

if you only posted 2 hours a night that would be fine, but the simple fact that you do it here makes you a nerd. you see its like this, i am a console gamer. i got into xboxlive about 2 years ago and the only way to play clan matches was through a website. so i got into the computer more and more, i eventually learned about forums and then learned some basic html (sigs and whatnot). so i consider myself a nerd, but i consider you an unf#ckable nerd which you should've taken more offense to then the NERD part, but since you have accepted your virginity that word doesnt even register for you.:headbang:

Because of unfounded and spotaneous judgement?

I would imagine my social life makes yours look rather like the poor 'ickle banana left on the stall. You would surmise that discussions with other posters constitute a slightly less nerdy affair than console gaming, no?

Incidentally, how am I unfuckable. Nigh on a dozen people would disagree.

a good weird movie would be Soilent Green

I like Mirrormask for a good weird movie. Of course, it's weird in a still-makes-sense sort of way.

See, Cube was awesome. I've seen all 3 of them, so I can't remember which ones each cool death scene was in. :confused: I do like the one where that guy gets sliced and diced by that spinning square that like goes out of control and multiplies around the room though. And the one where those shards of what look like glass or something are chasing that guy and he sticks his head up and one slices his head clean off. Oh yeah, andddddd the one with the guy who's like dieing of thirst and he gets sprayed by these little hoses and he's like "WATER!" and gets all happy and stuff and starts drinking it... then realized its like pure hydrogen peroxide and it melts his skin off. :p

See, Cube was awesome. I've seen all 3 of them, so I can't remember which ones each cool death scene was in. :confused: I do like the one where that guy gets sliced and diced by that spinning square that like goes out of control and multiplies around the room though. And the one where those shards of what look like glass or something are chasing that guy and he sticks his head up and one slices his head clean off. Oh yeah, andddddd the one with the guy who's like dieing of thirst and he gets sprayed by these little hoses and he's like "WATER!" and gets all happy and stuff and starts drinking it... then realized its like pure hydrogen peroxide and it melts his skin off. :p
Those have nothing on the ludicrous Final Destination kills.

Forgotten.

This was worse than a bad movie. As with a bad movie you can walk out after 15 min. This gave the impression it was a good movie and kept me till the end upon which the ending looked like something a retarded 5 year old came up with.

Worse than worse than a bad movie. I mean...al the sudden, BOOM! And a roof gets ripped off a building! I thought those aliens were more subtle than that! They were at the beginning of the movie!.

OH! And "The Rock" with Nicholas Cage.
THAT MOVIE WAS CRAP! Well, it wasn't bad, except for the giant flaw in the end. I mean, this guy gets a whole glass sphere of green VX (I'm from indiana, where there used to be a pretty big store of VX. So i know it's not GREEN!) to the FACE, AND THEN HE LIVES! Wtf, man...wtf. But not too bad..Sean Connery's in it. Pretty cool. But the ending was just GOD AWFUL.

Because of unfounded and spotaneous judgement?

I would imagine my social life makes yours look rather like the poor 'ickle banana left on the stall. You would surmise that discussions with other posters constitute a slightly less nerdy affair than console gaming, no?

Incidentally, how am I unfuckable. Nigh on a dozen people would disagree.


you ask the question even through that post? well no matter, as i was only here awaiting my ogame score to accumulate, but as i see you have other affairs i will bid you adue (or something, you can only bulsh1t for so long eh?)

but seriuosly if you'd like to join the discussion, ive tried several times to get back on topic

Those have nothing on the ludicrous Final Destination kills.

Yeah, I gotta give you credit... the Final Destination kills were badass. I like when the Kat girl in the second one gets her head impaled on that pipe when the airbag went off. Also the one with the teacher that got killed like 10 different ways at once. Oh yeah, and when that coke head guy got chopped up by the barbed wire fence. Anddddd ok ok enough. :)

There are many movies I regret seeing. But the top of the list has to be Glitter. That was godawful.

Also on my list: Starship Troopers, Napoleon Dynamite, Interview with the Vampire, and Behind Enemy Lines.

Yeah, I gotta give you credit... the Final Destination kills were badass. I like when the Kat girl in the second one gets her head impaled on that pipe when the airbag went off. Also the one with the teacher that got killed like 10 different ways at once. Oh yeah, and when that coke head guy got chopped up by the barbed wire fence. Anddddd ok ok enough. :)
The first kill in the first one was leet.
Like oh, the water is overflowing, hmmm, it is sneaking around toward the guy. Dude, be careful! *slip* *hang* *die*

i was hooked after the chick got hit by the bus, awesome, just awesome

The first kill in the first one was leet.
Like oh, the water is overflowing, hmmm, it is sneaking around toward the guy. Dude, be careful! *slip* *hang* *die*

LoL, I loved how his eyes got all like bloodshot and shit, I was like "DIE!!! DIEDIEDIEDIE!"

I also liked the very last scene in the first one, it was alot cooler than the second's ending. The one where he's like "I told you you were next!" "But it just skipped me!" "...Then who's next..." and that huge ass sign comes swinging down and it goes black lol.

"Dude, Where's My Car" in theaters for $8. It would be an understatement to say I felt violated afterwards.

I've ranted my heart out over several films in the past but sadly, they have not stuck in my memory.

HOWEVER

Cinematically, one of the biggest stones in my shoe remains the Terminator series.

It's more annoying because everyone rallies to it's aid and tells me what a classic it was and then proceeds to tell me I'm wrong about my theories on Time Travel.

PEOPLE!!! It's SENSELESS!

As a rule, I can forgive a film that is pointless if it doesn't seem to take itself seriously (such as Starship Troopers - it gets put on if I want to turn my brain off and watch flashing lights and pretty ladies), But Terminator and its sequels seems to treat itself as a legitmate story line. Bollocks to it!!! That's what I say. BOLLOCKS!!

*a'hem*

So, I don't think very highly of Terminator. I disagree with it's notions on the mechanisms of Time Travel. If you like Sci-Fi with a Time-Travel theme then I recommend Twelve Monkeys. That was a stroke of Genius. Good ol' Terry Gilliam!


Kin Wicked
Leader of the Wikaedian People

Meet the Fockers. Never before have I wanted to kill Ben Stiller so much.

The Color Purple. *shudder*

In reverse order of awfulness

3. The most recent "Scary Movie" (scarily crappy)
2. Some James Bond film (can't tell the difference between them, all the same pathetic excuse for a "plot")
1. The Perfect Storm- I really WANTED all the characters to die, so awful was the acting

See, Cube was awesome. I've seen all 3 of them, so I can't remember which ones each cool death scene was in. :confused: I do like the one where that guy gets sliced and diced by that spinning square that like goes out of control and multiplies around the room though. And the one where those shards of what look like glass or something are chasing that guy and he sticks his head up and one slices his head clean off. Oh yeah, andddddd the one with the guy who's like dieing of thirst and he gets sprayed by these little hoses and he's like "WATER!" and gets all happy and stuff and starts drinking it... then realized its like pure hydrogen peroxide and it melts his skin off. :p

...and one time, at band camp...

(also a reference to a crap movie I regret seeing.)

-snip-

You don't like the Terminator series... because you disagree with the time travel mechanism? :confused: That seems kind of odd... especially since I've never actually thought to care about the plot of of those movies in general, let alone the time travel mechanism.

I just like them for the whole killer robot business. Though I didn't really like the third one, though I'm not entirely sure why. Maybe because it randomly threw in the whole 'there actually IS destiny, huh' and John's whole destined wife business. Eck.

You don't like the Terminator series... because you disagree with the time travel mechanism? :confused: That seems kind of odd... especially since I've never actually thought to care about the plot of of those movies in general, let alone the time travel mechanism.

I just like them for the whole killer robot business. Though I didn't really like the third one, though I'm not entirely sure why. Maybe because it randomly threw in the whole 'there actually IS destiny, huh' and John's whole destined wife business. Eck.

When it's a key part of the story, Yes, I get annoyed by things like that.

The way I see it, be it Films, TV, Novels, Computer Games..... Infact any story telling medium, you get a feel for how seriously it is trying to take itself. So I gave the example of Starship troopers. Lots of people here have slated it but I think it's a bit of fun, and it treats itself in a tongue in cheek kind of way.b Without being an out and out comedy, it's comical so it can get away with virtually anything as long as it's followable and entertaining. Take a Sci-Fi epic like Star Trek (In both film and TV). That takes itself seriously in its tone. It creates a universe to stage its stories in, and from there on in it attempts to stick to the rules that hold that universe together (though naturally, not always successfully). So the viewer, and indeed the fan, has greater expectations of it. I suppose it's to do with a storys credibility. Even way out fantasy and sci-fi has to maintain credibility to work as a story.

Even though the notion of a psychotic robot from a society of psychotic robots is itself a bit (I was going to say light hearted but I think I'll stick with...) naff, the tone of the film was one where it took itself seriously - that it had a particular story to tell in a particular way; that it was not comical, parody, pastiche, satirical, allegorical etc. When the foundations of the storyline start to crumble, the overall effect is somewhat dissapointing. Then to have folk tell you what a classic it is makes one feel like :headbang: .

Don't get me wrong - as a piece of Sci-Fi cinema, I enjoyed the appearance of the Terminator (By which I mean the robotic part rather than the Naked Austrian part), and as an action film, it ticked all the whizz, bang and crash boxes, but it really just doesn't hold together for me. It's good points just don't outweigh its fundamental failings.

Sadly, whenever scifi has a crack at playing with time, I just start to cringe. I'm a Trek fan and I hate it when they start bringing time travel into the equation as I don't feel the stories stand up to scrutiny....but if someone wants to have THAT kind of discussion, can they set up an appropriate thread as I don't know how to or if I'm able as a fairly new member.

And while they're at it - how's about a phasers -vs- light sabres thread? I love having that pointless discussion.


Kin Wicked
Pedantic Story Loving Leader of Wikaedia

Timeline. Worst filme ever- you'll understand if you've seen it.
Mmmm made-for-tv movies like witchblade. What a waste of 2 hours.

Pirates of the Carribean: the Curse of the Black Pearl
I've only seen it twice, but i fell asleep both times

When it's a key part of the story, Yes, I get annoyed by things like that.

The way I see it, be it Films, TV, Novels, Computer Games..... Infact any story telling medium, you get a feel for how seriously it is trying to take itself. So I gave the example of Starship troopers. Lots of people here have slated it but I think it's a bit of fun, and it treats itself in a tongue in cheek kind of way.b Without being an out and out comedy, it's comical so it can get away with virtually anything as long as it's followable and entertaining. Take a Sci-Fi epic like Star Trek (In both film and TV). That takes itself seriously in its tone. It creates a universe to stage its stories in, and from there on in it attempts to stick to the rules that hold that universe together (though naturally, not always successfully). So the viewer, and indeed the fan, has greater expectations of it. I suppose it's to do with a storys credibility. Even way out fantasy and sci-fi has to maintain credibility to work as a story.

Even though the notion of a psychotic robot from a society of psychotic robots is itself a bit (I was going to say light hearted but I think I'll stick with...) naff, the tone of the film was one where it took itself seriously - that it had a particular story to tell in a particular way; that it was not comical, parody, pastiche, satirical, allegorical etc. When the foundations of the storyline start to crumble, the overall effect is somewhat dissapointing. Then to have folk tell you what a classic it is makes one feel like :headbang: .

Don't get me wrong - as a piece of Sci-Fi cinema, I enjoyed the appearance of the Terminator (By which I mean the robotic part rather than the Naked Austrian part), and as an action film, it ticked all the whizz, bang and crash boxes, but it really just doesn't hold together for me. It's good points just don't outweigh its fundamental failings.

Sadly, whenever scifi has a crack at playing with time, I just start to cringe. I'm a Trek fan and I hate it when they start bringing time travel into the equation as I don't feel the stories stand up to scrutiny....but if someone wants to have THAT kind of discussion, can they set up an appropriate thread as I don't know how to or if I'm able as a fairly new member.

And while they're at it - how's about a phasers -vs- light sabres thread? I love having that pointless discussion.


Kin Wicked
Pedantic Story Loving Leader of Wikaedia

If you want a GOOD 'timetravel' mechanism, you might want to try the little-known movie 'Primer'... if you can find it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0390384/

Curse of the Komodo, Attack of the Frogs(?) and pretty much any of the low-budget B horror movies that my 11 year old son takes a fancy in. I try to bear through them with him, but each one is as traumatizing as the last.

Ohhhh... the painful memories....

"Planet of the Dinosaurs"

At a time when I enjoyed watching utterly terrible movies for the value of a good laugh and analyzing what made the movie bad, "Planet of the Dinosaurs" was soooooo awful that it deserves a class all of it's own... it doesn't even rate a "B" Movie status. I risked permanent neurological damage by forcing myself to sit through the whole thing, but the unbelievable worthlessness of the film kept building on itself, and it just kept getting worse as time dragged on....

I tried to get my brother & sister to watch it, because they love tearing bad movies apart, too. They were begging me to turn it off after 10 minutes.

The acting, the special effects, the plot, the script, it's all utterly horrificly awful. "Plan 9 From Outer Space" has a much higher entertainment value.

Last I saw it available, this travesty piece of hazardous waste was being mismarketed as a 'kids' movie as either a cruel hoax, or a desperate way to salvage some sort of cash for the producers.

Currently, I think "Planet of the Dinosaurs" is being used by the interrogation teams at Gitmo....

doom hands down this is the worst movie i have ever seen. no hell no demons, the rock. this is a total rape of one of the best video game sirries ever.

This thread has awoken memories that I'd rather have left dormant. One of them is about the time I went to the cinema and actually PAID to see Mothra. *shudder*

There was also a movie I went to see called Nemesis. It began very promisingly with a kind of cyberpunk feel to it, but quickly degenerated into a mishmash of confused plotting and pointless action scenes. It was so bad that when it got to what we thought was the end and then flashed up a "six months later" caption, the entire audience groaned loudly. When that final bit - which lasted another excruciating 30 or so minutes - finally led to the actual end of the movie there was much relieved clapping and cheering and shouts of "thank God that's over" throughout the whole cinema. Bad, bad movie.

Cursed, by Tim Burten!!!! That movie was absolute SHITE!

Are You All Insane!?

Have We Forgotten The Worst Movie In Existance!?

The Core

I agree with Hostel-- biggest piece of crap movie- the first half nothing more than a soft core p0rn with lots of fatty smokin (all though, the chicks were hot) and the second half, all gore with no story line- WTF?

But, Army of Darkness? Oh no, that has got to be one of the funniest cheesiest movies ever! For that reason, and that reason alone, it needs to be on one of the best movies- the cheese factor makes it great!
"Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.", "THis is my boomstick" Come on, how can a movie that gives us great lines like this be out in the worst movie ever catagory?



AOD is the greatest film in existance it's so cheesy it's cool! The American ending is best! I'm glad someone is on my wavelength! Groovy!

Cold Mountain. :sniper:

Seriously, the good thing about the movie was the scene where some rooster was harassing the oh-so-pretty heroine, and so the other lady snapped its neck and started making dinner with it. :p And that scene only lasted like 15 seconds. :(

Top four contenders:

Delta Force
From Noon til Three
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Star Trek: The Search for God

Top four contenders:

From Noon til Three

Dare I ask:
What happened at three?

Lost in Translation is another baddie I wish I hadn't bothered watching. It was just a series of cliches with no real development or direction.

Dare I ask:
What happened at three?
Lost in Translation is another baddie I wish I hadn't bothered watching. It was just a series of cliches with no real development or direction.

Fried chicken.

Moulin Rouge. Christ that was an awful movie.

And Battlefield Earth. But we went to that as a joke.

I can't belive that noone has mentioned Dungeons & Dragons, now that was a crappy movie. I just feel lucky I borrowod a friends videocopy...

Ohh... the pain... the pain. I remember being so jacked up for that movie. Have you ever visibly winced in pain in a movie. It was THAT bad.

Not an actual film, but that Star Wars holiday special...

Happy Life Day :headbang:

Dead Ringers. with Jeremy Irons playing the roles of psycho twin gynecologists.

Every minute it got worse and worse, and I kept hoping the ending would redeem it. But it was worthless through and through except for scarring me for life.

Top four contenders:

Delta Force
From Noon til Three
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Star Trek: The Search for God

The search for God?

Do you mean The Search for Spock(III), or The Final Frontier (V)?

Either way, you're WRONG!!!!!!!!! All the early Star Trek films were great! They kind of lost why they worked well when they got upto Generations (VII) because there was no longer the emphasis on the relationships between the crew and they basically became feature length episodes of the Next Generation series. I Lovt TNG too on TV, but they weren't proper films to my mind.

Even though it is just my opinion....that doesn't change the fact that you're wrong wrong wrong Wrong Wrong Wrong WRONG WRONG W-R-O-N-G!!!!! about those Star Trek films ;-)



Kin Wicked

22 pages and not one mention of


Superman III

shame!

Well, I haven't actually seen it, but in the video-store, I remember laying eyes on a slice of undoubted quality: Frankenfish.

That would have been awful.

still on topic eh?

The Village.

Any suspense the movie might have built up was lost as the film dragged like a turtle pulling a brick. By the time it gets to the "big surprise twist", chances are you've guessed it a half hour earlier. And some of the plot points have to be so contrived to work that it is beyond ridiculous.

any film with Steven Segal

any film with Steven Segal
Or Sylvester Stallone for that matter.
I tried watching "Daylight" just now and the only things vaguely interesting about it were:
the fact that they somehow managed to find enough actors that are even worse than Stallone;
Trying to spot the differences between this turkey and 'Cliffhanger'. Oh, wait! I see it now. In 'Cliffhanger' they're on a mountain, in 'Daylight' they're in a tunnel;
Noticing that, once again, THE BLACK GUY dies. How many movies has Hollywood made where THE BLACK GUY dies?

Ohh just thought of another one:
Judge Dredd, with (surprise surprise) Sylvester Stallone!

The search for God?

Do you mean The Search for Spock(III), or The Final Frontier (V)?

Either way, you're WRONG!!!!!!!!! All the early Star Trek films were great! They kind of lost why they worked well when they got upto Generations (VII) because there was no longer the emphasis on the relationships between the crew and they basically became feature length episodes of the Next Generation series. I Lovt TNG too on TV, but they weren't proper films to my mind.

Even though it is just my opinion....that doesn't change the fact that you're wrong wrong wrong Wrong Wrong Wrong WRONG WRONG W-R-O-N-G!!!!! about those Star Trek films ;-)



Kin Wicked

While I might defend the Motion Picture... the other poster is correct - Star Trek V sucks ass. And not nice ass, either.

The Ring. God that was awful!

Well, I haven't actually seen it, but in the video-store, I remember laying eyes on a slice of undoubted quality: Frankenfish.

That would have been awful.

I have to admit...I have seen it. Wanted to burn my retinas out with a hot poker after about 15 min. It was on the Sci-Fi channel on a Saturday afternoon, one of those times where there is absolutely nothing else on the tube.

The fish is in the bayou or something simliar and eats people. Terror ensues, the fish eats a few more people, they kill the fish, and then find out there is another, bigger Frankenfish. Wash, rinse, repeat.

bad....just very very bad....

The search for God?

Do you mean The Search for Spock(III), or The Final Frontier (V)?

Either way, you're WRONG!!!!!!!!! All the early Star Trek films were great! They kind of lost why they worked well when they got upto Generations (VII) because there was no longer the emphasis on the relationships between the crew and they basically became feature length episodes of the Next Generation series. I Lovt TNG too on TV, but they weren't proper films to my mind.

Even though it is just my opinion....that doesn't change the fact that you're wrong wrong wrong Wrong Wrong Wrong WRONG WRONG W-R-O-N-G!!!!! about those Star Trek films ;-)



Kin Wicked
you couldnt be more wrong

i saw the first star trek movie the day it opened. i was appalled that after all the time and effort to get it made, it would suck so completly.

the second one was fun.

the third was so bad that when i waited a week for my then boyfriend (now husband) to get back into town it had already left the theaters

the fourth was fun

the fifth sucked

.........

everyone knows that only the even numbered startrek movies are worth seeing. except for the last even numbered one, (ive lost track of the numbers and dont even remember what it was about) which sucked.

Open Water. By far.

you couldnt be more wrong

i saw the first star trek movie the day it opened. i was appalled that after all the time and effort to get it made, it would suck so completly.

the second one was fun.

the third was so bad that when i waited a week for my then boyfriend (now husband) to get back into town it had already left the theaters

the fourth was fun

the fifth sucked

.........

everyone knows that only the even numbered startrek movies are worth seeing. except for the last even numbered one, (ive lost track of the numbers and dont even remember what it was about) which sucked.

Well, GRRRR to you and GRRRR to Grave n Idle too. I'm going off for a sulk now.

(Bah! What do you people know about a good film anyway......*grumble grumble grumble*)

any film with Steven Segal

You however, are RIGHT!

Though you neglected to add... "or Jean-Claude Van Dam"(sp?)

The Ring Two wins by far for me. I wanted to like, beat my head into something after watching it. Also, House of 1000 Corpses, and Hills Have Eyes.

"Piranha Women of the Avocado Jungle of Doom"

Yes I know, with a titl like that why did I even bother with it?
Because my g/f brought it home. ... As a measure of love its a stringent test lol It was very,very bad. :(

Or Sylvester Stallone for that matter.
I tried watching "Daylight" just now and the only things vaguely interesting about it were:
the fact that they somehow managed to find enough actors that are even worse than Stallone;
Trying to spot the differences between this turkey and 'Cliffhanger'. Oh, wait! I see it now. In 'Cliffhanger' they're on a mountain, in 'Daylight' they're in a tunnel;
Noticing that, once again, THE BLACK GUY dies. How many movies has Hollywood made where THE BLACK GUY dies?

Yep, I have to agree, Daylight was shit.

Chopper chicks in zombie town!

Is that the one about the people that get stuck in that big ass maze of cubes that move around and they can't find their way out? I liked that movie. Weird, it was.


Cool film, even with the minor flaws for continuity and logic. I enjoyed it so much I watched it twice in a row.

The Color Purple. *shudder*

I hate you for reminding me that I saw that! I'd forgotten. And why wouldn't I have done? I like Whoopi, but she deserved prison for that film.

You however, are RIGHT!

Though you neglected to add... "or Jean-Claude Van Dam"(sp?)

...my preferred spelling is "Damned Van Jean-Clod".

"The Village." This movie was such a waste of time I can't stand it! The ending is what really pissed me off. Biggest piece of crap ever.

By far, the worst film I've ever laid eyes on was Ghost Ship. It's approximately 91 minutes of bullshit and inane conversations, with a touch of typical Hollywood sexual innuendo tossed in at rather inappropriate moments.

Blah, "Gangs of New York" is definitely one of the most boring and overrated movies I've ever wasted my money on. The redux-version of "Apocalypse Now!" was also totally uncalled for, and really ruined the original version's great impression.

Another movie I hated, was "Philadelphia". After seeing Tom Hanks in this crap, I can't stand the guy.

Oh - and I second those who've nominated "A history of violence". Ugh, that was an utterly meaningless heap of junk.

One of my favourite bad movies I ever saw was this one about a shipping magnate trying to sink his own cruise ship to collect the insurance. The mercenaries he'd hired to do this found the ship deserted and infested by a big tentacly thing that proceeded to kill them one by one, in the accepted manner. It dies in a showdown, of course, and the hero (avec girlfriend) winds up on a conveniently placed desert island. What makes this the best bad film I ever saw is the last line: After seeing some huge monster tearing up trees like a whirlwind, the hero says, long sufferingly 'Now what?' Love it. :D

Shame I can't remember what it was called.

Worst film I ever saw was called Delta Delta Die. It involved some Sorority house which ran a Sweeny Todd style operation. I think that was it, I gave up after 15 minutes.

By far, the worst film I've ever laid eyes on was Ghost Ship. It's approximately 91 minutes of bullshit and inane conversations, with a touch of typical Hollywood sexual innuendo tossed in at rather inappropriate moments.
That movie was horrible.

"The Village." This movie was such a waste of time I can't stand it! The ending is what really pissed me off. Biggest piece of crap ever.
It sucked even worse for me because I guessed the ending halfway through and I thought, "No, this is the guy who did Sixth Sense. There will be a shocking revelation..." and I waited and waited until the credits rolled.

Napolean Dynamite Was Awesome! Gosh!

ok so i had a few with friends last night, and somehow the idea of watching Date Movie became a plan, oh my god it had to have been one of the worst films ive seen in years. does anyone else have a movie that they regret watching, and/or are ashamed to admit they saw?

please dont let me be the only one....
Well, i have to say Pootie Tang and Mulholland Falls.
I couldn't finish either.
I'm sure there's others but those are the most obvious.

One of my favourite bad movies I ever saw was this one about a shipping magnate trying to sink his own cruise ship to collect the insurance. The mercenaries he'd hired to do this found the ship deserted and infested by a big tentacly thing that proceeded to kill them one by one, in the accepted manner. It dies in a showdown, of course, and the hero (avec girlfriend) winds up on a conveniently placed desert island. What makes this the best bad film I ever saw is the last line: After seeing some huge monster tearing up trees like a whirlwind, the hero says, long sufferingly 'Now what?' Love it. :D

Shame I can't remember what it was called.

Worst film I ever saw was called Delta Delta Die. It involved some Sorority house which ran a Sweeny Todd style operation. I think that was it, I gave up after 15 minutes.

Deep Rising?

Deep Rising?
Yay! Thats the one, thanks Peech.

Yay! Thats the one, thanks Peech.
Famke was hot in that flick, though. *nods*

Star Wars fucking Episode One.

Movies that you regret ever seeing....
The Fly! OMG! I like fantasy/scifi/horror, but that movie was GROSS! :(

Shark Attack III:Megalodon. Although it did have what the people on IMDb.com refer to as "the line."

Cataline Stone: [sigh] I'm exhausted.
Ben Carpenter: Yeah, me too. But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your pussy.

Alexander- The only part the audience in the theatre was amused by was when a grrek got struck by lightening.

The Punisher- Crap

The Fly! OMG! I like fantasy/scifi/horror, but that movie was GROSS! :(

Oh, come on, what could you have against The Fly? It's classic cheesy horror flick. With Jeff Goldblum. What more could you want?

The Fly II, on the other hand, was pretty crap.

shark tale.

shark tale.


that movie was god awful, so was finding nemo.

Oh, come on, what could you have against The Fly? It's classic cheesy horror flick. With Jeff Goldblum. What more could you want?

The Fly II, on the other hand, was pretty crap.


Cronenbergs the fly was excellent! especially when the fly vomits on the guys hand and it melts.

ok so i had a few with friends last night, and somehow the idea of watching Date Movie became a plan, oh my god it had to have been one of the worst films ive seen in years. does anyone else have a movie that they regret watching, and/or are ashamed to admit they saw?

please dont let me be the only one....

Yeah, I rented two last night. They BOTH sucked. The Weatherman and Grandma's Boy. They were both so f***ing retarded.

Yeah, I rented two last night. They BOTH sucked. The Weatherman and Grandma's Boy. They were both so f***ing retarded.


wow now i finally know someone who saw grandas boy.

wow now i finally know someone who saw grandas boy.

I liked the commercials, but the movie just sucked. I got to the part where he masturbated, and turned it off.

I liked the commercials, but the movie just sucked. I got to the part where he masturbated, and turned it off.


sounds depressing.

Well, i have to say Pootie Tang and Mulholland Falls.
I couldn't finish either.
I'm sure there's others but those are the most obvious.

I have to agree on Pootie Tang... although I fel like that is cheating, since I only watched about 20 minutes.

My sister-in-law pimped it to me, and laughed all the way through... but I couldn't stomach any more than the first couple of minutes...

Alien vs Predator
The Matrix
Ultraviolet*
Van Helsing
Blade I, II & III
Underworld
Attack Of The Clones
The remake of The Italian Job

* the best of a bad bunch. But still and all, I want those hours back.

Oh, come on, what could you have against The Fly? It's classic cheesy horror flick. With Jeff Goldblum. What more could you want?

The Fly II, on the other hand, was pretty crap.

It's Jeff Goldblum... you should expect a multi-million dollar turkey, in which the budget was spent on special effects, rather than irrelevences like scriptwriting...

e.g. ID4
e.g. Jurassic Park
e.g. The Fly.

Don't get me wrong... I adore Jeff Goldblum, he just has a habit of making horrendous movies.

Oh god whats that movie..

House of The Dead.

Oh god whats that movie..

House of The Dead.

or just about anything else made by uwe boll

Anyone ever seen Not Dead Enough?

That has to be the worst movie I've ever seen. Even the most horrendous crap is pure extacy by comparison.

Alien vs Predator
The Matrix
Ultraviolet*
Van Helsing
Blade I, II & III
Underworld
Attack Of The Clones
The remake of The Italian Job

* the best of a bad bunch. But still and all, I want those hours back.

I liked the first Blade Movie okay, and the second had moments of greatness - but it replaced everything that had been good about the first, with some of the worst CGI ever seen. Shame, really - since I liked several of the cast (Danny John-Jules, Ron Perlman, Donnie Yen, and - especially - Luke Goss).

Similarly - the only redeeming feature of Blade: Trinity, was Ryan Reynolds... in the only role I've ever liked him in...

Blah, "Gangs of New York" is definitely one of the most boring and overrated movies I've ever wasted my money on. The redux-version of "Apocalypse Now!" was also totally uncalled for, and really ruined the original version's great impression.
Agree totally with 'Redux' (btw, no '!'). Some times editors are necessary and this was definitely one of those times.
The French scene was pure farce - every french stereotype and caricarture you could imagine. The extra scenes with Brando were good, but not really necessary (we can see what sort of man he is by the few scenes that are in the original).
Worse bits was the scene with the Playboy bunnies - hamfisted attempt to show war truly is hell (*yawn*) and Willard's stealing the surfboard. He spends the entire friggin' movie keeping distant from the crew, cause he's way beyond where they are and then indulges in some cheap tacky schoolboy prank to be 'one of the boys'. Utter utter crap.

Gangs of New York I've never watched, cause of what Weinstein (Miramax) did to it.
Him and Scorcese had a huge falling out over the movie, so Weinstein had it gutted. Heaps taken out and a bloody voice-over dubbed in. Whole ending changed apparently. Then, just to really rub Scorcese's face in it, He had the originals destroyed, so we can never look forward to a Director's cut (like Bladerunner).


Another movie I wish I hadn't wasted time on:
Far and Away - The Tom/Nicole crapolafest. Fortunately I only saw part of the start as I was channel-surfiing and the big finale land-grab race. All I thought watching the finale was, 'If this is the high-point, the rest must have been absolute shit'. I did love the irony of Tom yelling, 'This is my land!'. Tell that to the Native Americans, Tom.

Clerks 2 - "Hilarious" self-referrential shite, the likes of which the world had best not see again.

The Italian Job - Overhyped arse, which may have been great at the time, is now pure crap.

The Remake of the Italian Job - Actually worse than the original somehow.

King Arthur - Even Keira Knightely in a skimpy bikini couldn't make up for such a shoddy film.

Rocky II, III and V. IV was excellent because of the politics which are so biased it made me laugh, I is just a classic.

Star Wars, Episodes 1-3. I hate you so much right now, Lucas.

Richie Rich - A very childish friend hired this film out "to be ironic" on his sixteenth birthday party. Even vast, vast amounts of alcohol could not make up for the astonishingly poor quality of this film.

It sucked even worse for me because I guessed the ending halfway through and I thought, "No, this is the guy who did Sixth Sense. There will be a shocking revelation..." and I waited and waited until the credits rolled.
What? You thought The Sixth Sense ending was a shocking revelation? It was pretty damn obvious from early on, definite by 1/2 way. I spent the entire movie thinking, "Obviously it must be some other shock ending everyone's been talking about. It's so damn obvious Willis is dead".

Then the sinking gut feeling when I realised that, 'No. that is the amazing, shocking, you'll-never-guess-it, ending'.
I'm not that great at murder mysteries or crap like that either. So it was really disappointing to think how dumb the average movie goer is when a cretin like myself could spot it.

The only enjoyment I got out of the flick was 1/2 way thru, telling the person I was sitting next to (a complete stranger), "You do know Bruce Willis is dead, don't you?".
My word, the look on her face!
Some people have no manners!! *shakes head*

Clerks 2 - "Hilarious" self-referrential shite, the likes of which the world had best not see again.



that was already out?

Napolean Dynamite. Actually I only watched 15 mins of it. But that was a horrible 15 mins.

OMG! I am outraged! How could you not like Napoleon Dynamite?! He is my HERO! Okay, well, maybe that's a bit of an exageration, but that's still a great movie.
I wish I could say the same for "Pop Star"w/ Aaron Carter. I don't know what possesed me to watch that... "The Dark Crystal", "Max Magician and the Legend of the Ring" and "8 Mie" w/ Eminem were nothing to rave about either...

OMG! I am outraged! How could you not like Napoleon Dynamite?! He is my HERO! Okay, well, maybe that's a bit of an exageration, but that's still a great movie.
I wish I could say the same for "Pop Star"w/ Aaron Carter. I don't know what possesed me to watch that... "The Dark Crystal", "Max Magician and the Legend of the Ring" and "8 Mie" w/ Eminem were nothing to rave about either...


i remember really liking the dark crystal as a child, but then again i enjoyed just about anything with muppets in it then. i saw it again about a week ago, wasn't as good as i remembered, but isnt that always the case with childhood films?

I would just like to say that any movie based off a book that isn't truely like the book is a discrase to my TV.

Thank you. * flips to mtv *

I just realized I forgot to mention a film called "The Fox". My girlfriend and I saw it in the movie house. Based on a book that's supposed to be pretty good (DH Lawrence), it seemed like a good idea, right? Wrong. Gave new meaning to the word tedium. It killed the date totally. We couldn't even escape the paralysing boredom by making out. At first we kept waiting for it to get better. Then we started waiting to find out what it was. At the final scene, all we knew is that we felt like we'd been had.

So, wasted my money, wasted my time, didn't get to make out on that date, hated the movie, learned the meaning of the expression "lost the will to live" at a tender age, and still can hear the whiney voice of Sandy Dennis in my head. If I'd been in the film I'd have killed her myself.

It's Jeff Goldblum... you should expect a multi-million dollar turkey, in which the budget was spent on special effects, rather than irrelevences like scriptwriting...

e.g. ID4
e.g. Jurassic Park
e.g. The Fly.

Don't get me wrong... I adore Jeff Goldblum, he just has a habit of making horrendous movies.

They are all kickass movies! The Fly is the best though, the other 2 are lightweight films you could watch every day without any impact, but you need a long rest after the fly. Jeff Goldblum is awesome though. He poses like a catalogue model in every scene of most films, even after the T Rex attacked him.

Films I hate? Matrix Revolutions (is that the name? the 3rd one) the second was pretty lame but the 3rd was awful.

Heavens gate was also disappointing. I wanted a cowboy film with the emotional impact of the deer hunter, but it was so confusing, in terms of the plot and the dodgy camera work, that I could hardly tell what was even happening on the screen, never mind in the story. Serves me right for watching it just because Christopher Walken was in it.

ALso, Envy. Havent seen it, not gonna. still disappointed though. Wish I'd never seen the trailer because it looked good and now I either have to waste the time watching it just to be sure it sucks, or assume it does but never truly know. curses.

And finally Magnolia. The first time I saw it it was the worst film I ever saw, the second time it was one of the best. that never usually happens. unless the first one was a dodgy gardenning programme.

that was already out?
Yep.

Yep.


wow that mustve been pure shite then.

They are all kickass movies! The Fly is the best though, the other 2 are lightweight films you could watch every day without any impact, but you need a long rest after the fly. Jeff Goldblum is awesome though. He poses like a catalogue model in every scene of most films, even after the T Rex attacked him.


I can't stand any of the three of them. Overhyped, and too full of themselves, while lacking in real merit. Goldblum was the only thing worth watching... the man is a god.


Films I hate? Matrix Revolutions (is that the name? the 3rd one) the second was pretty lame but the 3rd was awful.


I actually liked all three Matrix films, well enough... but then again - I never got as orgasmic about the first as many people did... it was just "Ghost in the Shell" shot on the old "Dark City" sets.

Pretty, though... nice palette - and that lasted throughout the trilogy.


ALso, Envy. Havent seen it, not gonna. still disappointed though. Wish I'd never seen the trailer because it looked good and now I either have to waste the time watching it just to be sure it sucks, or assume it does but never truly know. curses.


There are a couple of different 'Envy" movies... I've only seen one - and it was awful... but I believe there was another one out a year or so ago, same name - totally different product.


And finally Magnolia. The first time I saw it it was the worst film I ever saw, the second time it was one of the best. that never usually happens. unless the first one was a dodgy gardenning programme.

Magnolia was okay to watch every once in a while. If I leave it long enough between sittings, I really enjoy it.

Not like "Dune", "Hero" or "Fight Club", which I could watch every day.

Not like "Dune", "Hero" or "Fight Club", which I could watch every day.


can never get tired of sting saying "im going to kill you" without hyseterically laughing.

can never get tired of sting saying "im going to kill you" without hyseterically laughing.

Well - in fairness, Sting wasn't the main selling point of the movie. :)

But alongside heavyweights like Patrick Stewart, Brad Dourif, etc... I'm willing to allow a little 'light relief'. :)

Well - in fairness, Sting wasn't the main selling point of the movie. :)

But alongside heavyweights like Patrick Stewart, Brad Dourif, etc... I'm willing to allow a little 'light relief'. :)


mini series on scifi was a huge disappointment though.

bad movie? uh...

Napoleon Dynamite --- Most everone agrees with me; Complete SHIT
The Grudge ---------- What the fuck was up with this movie? Shitty ripoff of a Japanese horror film.
Titanic -------------- Chick flick, boring as hell,etc.

-oh, speaking of boring-

Lord of the Rings ----- I HATED this piece of crap. Took to long to work out, and I fell asleep anyway... god... why were there 3, exactly?

i remember really liking the dark crystal as a child, but then again i enjoyed just about anything with muppets in it then. i saw it again about a week ago, wasn't as good as i remembered, but isnt that always the case with childhood films?not for me... I like Aged Cheese. Also there's the Nostalgia factor.

I can't remember any film or show I saw as a child that I would not like today.

I agree tho that watching them, Then and now, your persectives does change. Take Tron. when I saw that, I'm cheering the heros, fighting the wicked MCP... but after working several years in Data Security, I now realize that it's a movie glorifying hackers as they are trying to bypass security to look for secured data. :p

Lord of the Rings ----- I HATED this piece of crap. Took to long to work out, and I fell asleep anyway... god... why were there 3, exactly?Just a guess, but probably because there were 3 books... :p

mini series on scifi was a huge disappointment though.
Most of their "Original Movies" on Sci Fi is crappy versions of Theatrical blockbusters.

not for me... I like Aged Cheese. Also there's the Nostalgia factor.

I can't remember any film or show I saw as a child that I would not like today.


neverending story for one. but true, most films i still like today.



I agree tho that watching them, Then and now, your persectives does change. Take Tron. when I saw that, I'm cheering the heros, fighting the wicked MCP... but after working several years in Data Security, I now realize that it's a movie glorifying hackers as they are trying to bypass security to look for secured data. :p


yeah, i still root for the hackers though :D

Most of their "Original Movies" on Sci Fi is crappy versions of Theatrical blockbusters.


like the tremors TV show?

and house of the dead 2 *not like that was a blockbuster though*

like the tremors TV show?

and house of the dead 2 *not like that was a blockbuster though*
Movies, not series... and I like Tremors: The Series. Then again, I did say I like Cheese. :p

but, I will admit, when they made that Nerdy Geek a regular.... that killed it for me.

Movies, not series... and I like Tremors: The Series. Then again, I did say I like Cheese. :p

but, I will admit, when they made that Nerdy Geek a regular.... that killed it for me.


i never saw the TV show, but if it has michael gross, it has to be good.

sci fi also presented return of the living dead 4 & 5. both were laughable.

i never saw the TV show, but if it has michael gross, it has to be good.

sci fi also presented return of the living dead 4 & 5. both were laughable.
As well as Christopher Lloyd making frequent appearances as the valley's resident scientist.


glad to say I never saw those movies...

As well as Christopher Lloyd making frequent appearances as the valley's resident scientist.


sounds like a cheese classic, bring it back i say!



glad to say I never saw those movies...

lets just say ROTLD 5 was titled: Rave to the Grave

kids take the chemical that brings the dead back to life and make acid out of it, hilarity ensues.

or just about anything else made by uwe boll
Such an evil man.

Such an evil man.

yeah hes making a dungeon seige movie too wtf


*edit* also a far cry movie

mini series on scifi was a huge disappointment though.

Not as textured as Lynch's version, certainly.

Not awful, and chose to explore different threads... but not on the same level as the classic.

Not as textured as Lynch's version, certainly.

Not awful, and chose to explore different threads... but not on the same level as the classic.


never said it was awful, i really enjoyed it, just thought the writing could have been lots better, even for the sci fi channel.

yeah hes making a dungeon seige movie too wtf


*edit* also a far cry movie
Where the hell is he getting the funding?

I agree tho that watching them, Then and now, your persectives does change. Take Tron. when I saw that, I'm cheering the heros, fighting the wicked MCP... but after working several years in Data Security, I now realize that it's a movie glorifying hackers as they are trying to bypass security to look for secured data. :p

Tron rocked, rocks, and will always rock.

And yes - it does glorify the hackers stealing data... but it WAS their data to start with... MCP or no, those 'hackers' were victims of a corrupt system. They were just taking back what was rightfully theirs, man.

Where the hell is he getting the funding?


i dunno who hes bobbing his head up and down for now, but he keeps getting it from somewhere.

never said it was awful, i really enjoyed it, just thought the writing could have been lots better, even for the sci fi channel.

I was disappointed... but not by their interpretation... just the fact that Lynch made such a visceral and evocative 'image'... with so much 'behind it'.

You can look at a room, or corridor... or a desk, or a light fixture... on Caladan, and know which world you are looking at. You can look at Atreides flyers, and instantly tell them apart from Harkonnen flyers. Lynch and his team implied 10,000 years of history... while the Sci-Fi channel version makes a more generic 'Stargate' gesture.

It was still good.... but it wasn't GREAT.

I was disappointed... but not by their interpretation... just the fact that Lynch made such a visceral and evocative 'image'... with so much 'behind it'.

You can look at a room, or corridor... or a desk, or a light fixture... on Caladan, and know which world you are looking at. You can look at Atreides flyers, and instantly tell them apart from Harkonnen flyers. Lynch and his team implied 10,000 years of history... while the Sci-Fi channel version makes a more generic 'Stargate' gesture.

It was still good.... but it wasn't GREAT.


yeah is the mini series on DVD? i wanted to see it again.....

yeah is the mini series on DVD? i wanted to see it again.....

I have both Miniseries (miniserieses?) on DVD... so they ARE out... do you have a MediaPlay or something like that near you?

I have both Miniseries (miniserieses?) on DVD... so they ARE out... do you have a MediaPlay or something like that near you?


both? there was another?

both? there was another?

The miniseries:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000639EV/qid=1151342217/sr=8-4/ref=sr_1_4/103-6048162-4207837?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=130

and:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00008RUYH/qid=1151342217/sr=8-3/ref=sr_1_3/103-6048162-4207837?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=130

Frank Herbert's Children of Dune, which is largely an adaptation of elements from the books of both "Dune Messiah" and "Children of Dune".

The miniseries:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000639EV/qid=1151342217/sr=8-4/ref=sr_1_4/103-6048162-4207837?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=130


this is the one i saw.


and:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00008RUYH/qid=1151342217/sr=8-3/ref=sr_1_3/103-6048162-4207837?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=130

Frank Herbert's Children of Dune, which is largely an adaptation of elements from the books of both "Dune Messiah" and "Children of Dune".

never saw children of dune....is it as good as the first mini series?

I was disappointed... but not by their interpretation... just the fact that Lynch made such a visceral and evocative 'image'... with so much 'behind it'.

You can look at a room, or corridor... or a desk, or a light fixture... on Caladan, and know which world you are looking at. You can look at Atreides flyers, and instantly tell them apart from Harkonnen flyers. Lynch and his team implied 10,000 years of history... while the Sci-Fi channel version makes a more generic 'Stargate' gesture.

It was still good.... but it wasn't GREAT.

Someone told me that Before Lynch's version, HR Giger was supposed to be working on one. That would have been awesome, giant sand cocks everywhere.

Well I just saw American Beauty you know, it won like 5 academy awards back in its day but I thought it was horrible. I turned it off halfway through.
:headbang:

Well I just saw American Beauty you know, it won like 5 academy awards back in its day but I thought it was horrible. I turned it off halfway through.
:headbang:


4 biggest overrated (and terrible)oscar winning films of recent:

shakespeare in love
titanic
american beauty

and last and worst.......

the english patient.

i dunno who hes bobbing his head up and down for now, but he keeps getting it from somewhere.
He must be great at giving head then..

The UN should step in and ban him from ever making another movie. :p

Exile for Uwe Boll!

Be must be great at giving head then..

The UN should step in and ban him from ever making another movie. :p

Exile for Uwe Boll!


exile plus castration would be acceptable, dont want any little uwe's running around trying to expand the family legacy.

exile plus castration would be acceptable, dont want any little uwe's running around trying to expand the family legacy.
I say we start a petition to enforce this.

I say we start a petition to enforce this.
I don't know who uwe is but I'm pro-castration. *Gets my hedge trimmers*

Where the hell is he getting the funding?

He's taking advantage of a loophole in the German film production rules. Provided he matches certain criteria (I'm not sure what they are) he gets an automatic grant for each film, as an 'established director'.

So, as long as he brings it in under that "budget", every showing, every hiring, every TV showing, is pure profit. Which adds up to millions of dollars, despite the absolute shite he produces.

The good news is that the German Film Institute is changing it's rules; the bad news is that now he has a string of "commercial successes" that make it almost certain he can get funding in the future.

I don't know who uwe is but I'm pro-castration. *Gets my hedge trimmers*


uwe boll is a horrible director who keeps getting the rights to video game turned movies. only problem is he cant direct worth shite

his works include

house of the dead, bloodrayne, alone in the dark, and the upcoming dungeon seige, and far cry.

I don't know who uwe is but I'm pro-castration. *Gets my hedge trimmers*
You are a very lucky person to not know of this evil man.

And I hope those trimmers are rusty and dull!

this is the one i saw.

never saw children of dune....is it as good as the first mini series?

The same 'quality' of production. They tried to squeeze two books into it, which makes the pacing a little off, and means they skimp some... which is a shame - because the bigger format was the main appeal of the first miniseries.

Still good, though. Just as pretty.

Someone told me that Before Lynch's version, HR Giger was supposed to be working on one. That would have been awesome, giant sand cocks everywhere.

Awesome... but disturbing... :D

The same 'quality' of production. They tried to squeeze two books into it, which makes the pacing a little off, and means they skimp some... which is a shame - because the bigger format was the main appeal of the first miniseries.

Still good, though. Just as pretty.


ill definitely give it a look then when i get the chance, i did love the effects of the first series.

He's taking advantage of a loophole in the German film production rules. Provided he matches certain criteria (I'm not sure what they are) he gets an automatic grant for each film, as an 'established director'.

So, as long as he brings it in under that "budget", every showing, every hiring, every TV showing, is pure profit. Which adds up to millions of dollars, despite the absolute shite he produces.

The good news is that the German Film Institute is changing it's rules; the bad news is that now he has a string of "commercial successes" that make it almost certain he can get funding in the future.
Thank you :fluffle:

I hope some act of god.. or economy.. makes him go bankrupt.

Thank you :fluffle:

I hope some act of god.. or economy.. makes him go bankrupt.


i was hoping he'd go running on cobblestone with scissors in his mouth, but going bankrupt would be nice too.

Donnie Darko.

I love this film but after a couple of viewings it makes you think so much that you're brain gets all hot and fries.

Well, there are only four movies I ever walked out off, so yeah, those were the worst I saw in the theater (TV is a whole different story...):

- Barb Wire (Pamela Anderson's first (only?) movie)
- The Island of Dr. Moreau (the 1996 version with Val Kilmer and Marlon Brando)
Those two were sneak previews, so don't hold them against me. I feel the need to point out, though, that, of the two, Barb Wire was by far the superior work. And that's saying something.

- The Crossing Guard (with Jack Nicholson; by Sean Penn)
So bad.

- Bound (you know, the most stereotype lesbian chicks ever seen on celluloid; by the Wachowski brothers)
That blood looked real pretty on the white paint. That's about the only good thing one can say about this movie.

Anyone seen Hostel?

I don't regret seing it, just didn't like it..

At times it was dull, then it'd gow too far, then back to being dull.

Too bad Rob Zombie didn't direct it..

- Bound (you know, the most stereotype lesbian chicks ever seen on celluloid; by the Wachowski brothers)
That blood looked real pretty on the white paint. That's about the only good thing one can say about this movie.


or the fact that jennifer tilly is a smokin hot woman.

when i was 9 me and sum m8s watched DOLLS. And we were SOOO scared and all started cryin! :( We were so innocent then. LOL!

Anyone seen Hostel?

I don't regret seing it, just didn't like it..

At times it was dull, then it'd gow too far, then back to being dull.

Too bad Rob Zombie didn't direct it..

is that movie really worth seeing? i hear so many mixed reviews i dunno what to think.

same thing goes for the hills have eyes remake...was that any good?

i was hoping he'd go running on cobblestone with scissors in his mouth, but going bankrupt would be nice too.
Maybe we should invite him to Philly and get him drunk at City Tavern (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:CityTavernPhila.JPG) and play a game of truth or dare with him :D

or the fact that jennifer tilly is a smokin hot woman.
As long as she keeps her mouth shut, you have a point there.

As long as she keeps her mouth shut, you have a point there.


yeah her voice is insanely annoying, but with a body like that i think id make an exception.

is that movie really worth seeing? i hear so many mixed reviews i dunno what to think.

same thing goes for the hills have eyes remake...was that any good?
Nah, it's nothing you'll regret not seeing.

And I plan on watching the hills have eyes sometime this week, so I'll tell ya then. It's looks like it could be like House of 1000 Corpses, which I love, but hey, Hostel's preview had me excited.. so we'll see.

Nah, it's nothing you'll regret not seeing.

And I plan on watching the hills have eyes sometime this week, so I'll tell ya then. It's looks like it could be like House of 1000 Corpses, which I love, but hey, Hostel's preview had me excited.. so we'll see.


devils rejects makes House look like a school film though. loved that movie.

finally a better sequel.

Nah, it's nothing you'll regret not seeing.

And I plan on watching the hills have eyes sometime this week, so I'll tell ya then. It's looks like it could be like House of 1000 Corpses, which I love, but hey, Hostel's preview had me excited.. so we'll see.
Which reminds me; I hated Devil's Rejects.

But I think I mentioned that already..

Which reminds me; I hated Devil's Rejects.

But I think I mentioned that already..


i loved the devils rejects, much more so than house of 1000 corpses.

devils rejects makes House look like a school film though. loved that movie.

finally a better sequel.
House of Wax? :confused:

i loved the devils rejects, much more so than house of 1000 corpses.
Why?

It's not even close to as fucked up as house of 1000 corpses was.. altough I like fucked up movies.. but, I wish, if it was a sequel at all, that it would have been more of a next chapter to house of 1000 corpses, and less of a follow up.

Why?

It's not even close to as fucked up as house of 1000 corpses was.. altough I like fucked up movies.. but, I wish, if it was a sequel at all, that it would have been more of a next chapter to house of 1000 corpses, and less of a follow up.


it was a better film than house of 1000 corpses, yeah ohuse was more fucked up, but thats not why im seeing the film. the 2nd one got you more in touch with the family, so it made it more than just senseless lets go kill some wandering kids plot.

besides the torture by the cop is classic.

House of Wax? :confused:


house of 1000 corpses.

it was a better film than house of 1000 corpses, yeah ohuse was more fucked up, but thats not why im seeing the film. the 2nd one got you more in touch with the family, so it made it more than just senseless lets go kill some wandering kids plot.
Ah, good point.
besides the torture by the cop is classic.
Yeah, I loved that part :D

EDIT: But I feel the scenes where the bunny suits were involed (House) were just.. well.. they really got me.. in the moment.. or something.

house of 1000 corpses.
Ah, I'm an idiot..

Ah, I'm an idiot..


its ok youre on NS no one will notice. :D

Ah, I'm an idiot..


and devils was more fucked up. at least the part when the make the girl wear her dead boyfriends face.

its ok youre on NS no one will notice. :D
:p

and devils was more fucked up. at least the part when the make the girl wear her dead boyfriends face.
Oh snap! Espescially when she ran out on the road and you think she's safe, and then *BAM*, hit by a car :( :)

Oh snap! Espescially when she ran out on the road and you think she's safe, and then *BAM*, hit by a car :( :)


.....reasons why i love devils rejects so much.

.....reasons why i love devils rejects so much.
Well, I guess I don't hate the devil's rejects, but I do hate the ending.

Well, I guess I don't hate the devil's rejects, but I do hate the ending.


they needed to die in the end though, that way a 3rd wont come out and it wont get compared to many other shitty horror trilogies.

he (zombie) ended the story where it needed to end.

i mean what more could you have done with that family?



i think rob zombie did great on that.

Although I don't regret seeing it, I found the shameless promotion of Thailand's Olympic Team in 'Born to Fight' irritating.

Someone else already mentioned it, but I just woant to add my vote for worst being Ultraviolet. I suspect it might have been an even worse movie than I remember, but I think my subconscious is trying to blot it out too keep me from going insane.

I had to laugh a week or so ago while reading an article on the visual effects when the Art Director at the Hong Kong VFX studio was practially jumping for joy at how good a job they had done. And his boss was talking about how they were really liking the fact that they could sell the storyline to the audience.

WTF? The effects were garbage, and the story was crap.

they needed to die in the end though, that way a 3rd wont come out and it wont get compared to many other shitty horror trilogies.

he (zombie) ended the story where it needed to end.

i mean what more could you have done with that family?



i think rob zombie did great on that.
Closure, eh?

And I'd have liked more action instead of slow-motion, if it was like the cop killing scene in House, it'd be a different story..

4 biggest overrated (and terrible)oscar winning films of recent:

shakespeare in love
titanic
american beauty

and last and worst.......

the english patient.

Do not agree.. What about "Ray"? And "Million dollar baby"? And "Dances with wolves"? I would gladly watch your movies ten times over before I was ever forced to watch those again.

Someone else already mentioned it, but I just woant to add my vote for worst being Ultraviolet. I suspect it might have been an even worse movie than I remember, but I think my subconscious is trying to blot it out too keep me from going insane.

I had to laugh a week or so ago while reading an article on the visual effects when the Art Director at the Hong Kong VFX studio was practially jumping for joy at how good a job they had done. And his boss was talking about how they were really liking the fact that they could sell the storyline to the audience.

WTF? The effects were garbage, and the story was crap.
I challange you to watch "They Live" with Roddy Piper. that will make Ultraviolet seem like an Oscar Winner.

I challange you to watch "They Live" with Roddy Piper. that will make Ultraviolet seem like an Oscar Winner.

Ah, but They Live was supremely aware of what it was - a cheap B-movie played for laughs, whereas Ultraviolet tried to be things it clearly wasn't: intelligent, stylish, and innovative.

I challange you to watch "They Live" with Roddy Piper. that will make Ultraviolet seem like an Oscar Winner.

I've heard of it. I like my brain as it is, moderately unscrambled. So I will have to decline your challenge.....

Thanks though.

ok so i had a few with friends last night, and somehow the idea of watching Date Movie became a plan, oh my god it had to have been one of the worst films ive seen in years. does anyone else have a movie that they regret watching, and/or are ashamed to admit they saw?

please dont let me be the only one....
I actually spent my hard-earned money to see The Patriot (the one with Mel Gibson). In my defense, my date really wanted to see it, and I really wanted an excuse to sit in the dark with my date. But still, I gave Mel Gibson my money. I have much shame.

Ah, but They Live was supremely aware of what it was - a cheap B-movie played for laughs, whereas Ultraviolet tried to be things it clearly wasn't: intelligent, stylish, and innovative.
:p they even failed at that. there was very little in it that was funny, sarcastic or otherwise.

now Jack Frost... that was a B-Movie they played for laughs... and I'm not talking about the one with Micheal Keaton.

I actually spent my hard-earned money to see The Patriot (the one with Mel Gibson). In my defense, my date really wanted to see it, and I really wanted an excuse to sit in the dark with my date. But still, I gave Mel Gibson my money. I have much shame.consider it a small sacrifice to sit in the dark with your date. :D

now the real question is, was it (sitting with your date that is) worth the price of admission?

Don't know if this counts, since it was in a class, but Streetcar Named Desire. That's got to be the worst movie I have ever seen. Excepting Napoleon Dynamite and Dudley Do-Right.

consider it a small sacrifice to sit in the dark with your date. :D

now the real question is, was it (sitting with your date that is) worth the price of admission?
To be honest, the time spent in the dark with my date was pretty well ruined by Mel Gibson's various children dying on screen. The plot of the movie, from what I remember, goes like this:

At the beginning of the movie, Mel Gibson has killed his wife by forcing her to crank out like 14 kids for him. The population of the United States is already pushing threshold because of Mel's Mighty Sperms. Fortunately, the British are around to engage in population control.

Enter Evil British Man, who kills one of the many Gibson children. In retaliation, Mel Gibson slaughters a pile of British people (with the help of two of his many small children, neither of whom looks to be over the age of 10).

Following the massacre, Mel Gibson decides that the most responsible thing for him to do would be to abandon his family to go kill more British guys. Mel Gibson's oldest son also wishes to kill British people, so they get to bond. But then Evil British Man kills the oldest son, and Mel Gibson needs to slaughter some more British people. I'm sure some of the other kids have typhus or something in the mean time, doubtless because of disease-riddled blankets provided by Evil British Man, but it's already a long movie and Mel Gibson isn't getting enough screen time as it is.

At any rate, Mel Gibson stabs Evil British Man to death, and then everybody is happy and the credits roll.

Not really a quality make-out movie.

To be honest, the time spent in the dark with my date was pretty well ruined by Mel Gibson's various children dying on screen. The plot of the movie, from what I remember, goes like this:

At the beginning of the movie, Mel Gibson has killed his wife by forcing her to crank out like 14 kids for him. The population of the United States is already pushing threshold because of Mel's Mighty Sperms. Fortunately, the British are around to engage in population control.

Enter Evil British Man, who kills one of the many Gibson children. In retaliation, Mel Gibson slaughters a pile of British people (with the help of two of his many small children, neither of whom looks to be over the age of 10).

Following the massacre, Mel Gibson decides that the most responsible thing for him to do would be to abandon his family to go kill more British guys. Mel Gibson's oldest son also wishes to kill British people, so they get to bond. But then Evil British Man kills the oldest son, and Mel Gibson needs to slaughter some more British people. I'm sure some of the other kids have typhus or something in the mean time, doubtless because of disease-riddled blankets provided by Evil British Man, but it's already a long movie and Mel Gibson isn't getting enough screen time as it is.

At any rate, Mel Gibson stabs Evil British Man to death, and then everybody is happy and the credits roll.

Not really a quality make-out movie.I've seen it. I find your synopsis rather interesting tho. :D

and yeah, a movie about America's fight for independace really isn't a make out movie. ;)

Napolean Dynamite.

If you liked this movie, that's fine, but the next fucking person who quotes one of the lines in the movie will die based on how pissed I am. I'm just glad John Heger's, or whatever his name is, career is dead after the last piece of crap he starred in. (although he's in the new gay movie with the haunted house spewing the same idiotic lines over and over again.)

Fast and the Furious.

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time." I hate you so much Vin Diesel.

4 biggest overrated (and terrible)oscar winning films of recent:

shakespeare in love
titanic
american beauty

and last and worst.......

the english patient.
Can you add 'Crash' to that list? (not the cool Lynch movie, the anti-racism one)
not terrible, but vastly over-rated and incredibly simplistic. Really made me worry about the quality of Hollywood movies. This is what is considered in-depth and meaningful nowadays?
The entire movie was made up of, "Ohhh..He's bad and is a naughty racist! But wait! There's a reason why he is the way he is! awww...we should feel sorry for him and be more aware of others, shouldn't we?"

snip.
Considering the last couple of movies Mel made were Braveheart (evil British men, noble Scots) and The Patriot (evil British men, noble Yanks) I'm fully expecting his next movie to just consist solely of him dressed as a leperchaun wandering the streets of London punching Brits in the face.
Then yelling, "Freeeeeeeeedoooommmmmmmm!" at the end.

Two come to mind. "Brassed Off!", which was a complete waste of time, and "Millions," which was extraordinarily irritating.

Also, "Legally Blonde," although I couldn't tell you for certain if I've actually watched the whole thing. Perhaps my memories of it are partially repressed...

Can you add 'Crash' to that list? (not the cool Lynch movie, the anti-racism one)
not terrible, but vastly over-rated and incredibly simplistic. Really made me worry about the quality of Hollywood movies. This is what is considered in-depth and meaningful nowadays?
The entire movie was made up of, "Ohhh..He's bad and is a naughty racist! But wait! There's a reason why he is the way he is! awww...we should feel sorry for him and be more aware of others, shouldn't we?"


i've never seen crash, but it never really looked that appealing to me anyways.

I actually spent my hard-earned money to see The Patriot (the one with Mel Gibson). In my defense, my date really wanted to see it, and I really wanted an excuse to sit in the dark with my date. But still, I gave Mel Gibson my money. I have much shame.


that is a big shame.

I cant even remember the last mel gibson movie i paid money to see, wait i remember it was payback, no wait i snuck into that one.

damn well i just cant remember.

The Break Up

and Vince Vaugn was doing so well...


The Lakehouse

You do lack a penis.

The Break Up

and Vince Vaugn was doing so well...


The Lakehouse

You do lack a penis.

and what possessed you to see the break up?

and what possessed you to see the break up?

The only thing in the world that could drag me to a shitty movie...a girlfriend :(

Considering the last couple of movies Mel made were Braveheart (evil British men, noble Scots) and The Patriot (evil British men, noble Yanks) I'm fully expecting his next movie to just consist solely of him dressed as a leperchaun wandering the streets of London punching Brits in the face.
Then yelling, "Freeeeeeeeedoooommmmmmmm!" at the end.

Now that I can't wait to see. What is it going to be called? Mad Micks?

The only thing in the world that could drag me to a shitty movie...a girlfriend :(


ah yes, the same reason i saw chronicles of narnia, but that exceeded all my expectations of pure suckage.

ah yes, the same reason i saw chronicles of narnia, but that exceeded all my expectations of pure suckage.

So I've heard about LoTR Jr.

I put my foot down when she wanted to see Fast and the Furious 3.

So I've heard about LoTR Jr.

I put my foot down when she wanted to see Fast and the Furious 3.


i mean if you went just to make out for 2 hours that would be nice, but you can do that at home.

i know i have to see the next harry potter movie when it comes out as well. i dont mind them as much though, well the 4th one at least.

i mean if you went just to make out for 2 hours that would be nice, but you can do that at home.

i know i have to see the next harry potter movie when it comes out as well. i dont mind them as much though, well the 4th one at least.
Harry Potter movies are getting progressively shitastic.
In Goblet of Fire they removed all the maze encounters from the book in order to put in some long, lame-ass dogfight between Harry and the dragon that never happened.

i mean if you went just to make out for 2 hours that would be nice, but you can do that at home.

I would probably laughing at the low budget Japanese accents in the background and laughing while making out is never good. Besides, 20$ for two people!? Hookers get paid less to do more.

I would probably laughing at the low budget Japanese accents in the background and laughing while making out is never good. Besides, 20$ for two people!? Hookers get paid less to do more.


LOL!

yeah 20$ for 2 people is crack prices.

Harry Potter movies are getting progressively shitastic.
In Goblet of Fire they removed all the maze encounters from the book in order to put in some long, lame-ass dogfight between Harry and the dragon that never happened.


Yeah harry potter 4 was insanely disappointing, this is why lord of the rings worked, granted lotr wasnt exactly like the book, but the director had no problem making the film as long as possible so nothing would be left out.


they should do with epic films like lotr did, release the 3 hr version in theaters and then release the 4 hr version on dvd.

Ocean's 12. It even fucked up Ocean's 11 for me (which I liked!), so I'll never forgive them for making such a sucky, pointless, monumental waste of time piece of garbage!

The last good movie I saw in theaters was Sin City. My god that was so long ago, and I've seen so many movies since...someone hold me.:(

How about everything Disney has made in the last 10 years, discluding Pixar movies before Disney bought them.

X men 3. ok the bug blue guy was funny, but some idiot put a load of OTT special effects rigt in front og the plot!

Oh, and spiderman

both of them

How about everything Disney has made in the last 10 years, discluding Pixar movies before Disney bought them.


yeah they should have a special 10 years of garbage collection.

Oh, and spiderman

both of them

THANK YOU!

I feel like I was alone saying that they both sucked majorly.

THANK YOU!

I feel like I was alone saying that they both sucked majorly.


you are not alone

i hated both of them as well. only thing i have liked about those movies so far was willem dafoe as the green goblin.

you are not alone

i hated both of them as well. only thing i have liked about those movies so far was willem dafoe as the green goblin.

Just like Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor in the up coming Superman, despite his greatness...it will fail miserably.

THANK YOU!

I feel like I was alone saying that they both sucked majorly.
The first one was good, but the 2nd one sucked so much!
What the hell was Sam Raimi doing?
Man, it was so friggin' boring! Hours upon hours of Peter Parker wrestling with himself (metaphorically speaking) over whether to be Spiderman or not. Yep. I much prefered that over all-out action.
If I wanted to see an emo whining about how difficult his life is, I'd head down to the local High School thank you very much.

And they managed to make Mary Jane into such a whiny, irritating lump. Every time she spoke, it sounded like she was doing a Alvin the Chipmunk impersonation. Let alone giving her the personality of a month-old lettuce leaf.
I also couldn't stand the way everyone seemed to know Peter Parker was Spiderman either.

sucky sucky sucky.

Just like Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor in the up coming Superman, despite his greatness...it will fail miserably.
I have fairly confident hopes about the movie, cause of the director. He did bloody good job on the first 2 X-Men movies. Proved to me that he knows how to convert comic --> movie.

Just like Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor in the up coming Superman, despite his greatness...it will fail miserably.


yeah that new superman movie looks like shite, whats his name bryan singer put off anally raping the xmen to anally raping superman.

I have fairly confident hopes about the movie, cause of the director. He did bloody good job on the first 2 X-Men movies. Proved to me that he knows how to convert comic --> movie.


the casting for xmen is terrible though, so it kinda ruined the xmen movies for me.

Harry Potter movies are getting progressively shitastic.
In Goblet of Fire they removed all the maze encounters from the book in order to put in some long, lame-ass dogfight between Harry and the dragon that never happened.

you can't imagine how much that pissed me off when they took out good things to add in crappy ones. They did with all unfortunately. With the first, they took out the really cool scene in the challenges, where he has to drink a potion and get through the fire. In the second one, the biggest one I recall was Nick's Deathday party. Third one, of course, the scene were Malfoy and his friends dress up as Dementors during a quidditch match.

Fourth one of course, was the maze encounters, which was severely cut down. Not to mention...When Crouch was unconcious when Harry found him, didn't he have Krum look over him while he got some help? And when Harry and them came back, they found Krum unconcious and crouch gone?

And what about Winky? Why the heck did they cut her out of the movie? And Peeves? What the heck are they going to do with him in the 5th movie, cause if I remember right, he has a big scene in that book.

One thing I'm really wondering though is if we're going to even see Fred and George make the shop and run it, because Harry never gave them his winnings in the movie like he did at the end of the book.

I never want to see Flight 93 again. Not this new one that they made recently, but the one before that. That was one movie that made me so sad, it depressed me for the rest of the day.

Superman was always a dumb superhero imo.

What's his power? Everything!
What's his weakness? A rare element that only falls into the hands of some low anonymous grunt that fails through arrogance.

Batman Begins was a good movie, although his voice was a little to raspy for my liking.