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Everyone has a celebrity that they hate for one reason or another. I'm just wondering who they are, and if you could cause them harm, who would you do it?

I personally would dump Oprah in a Third World country.

Tom Cruise. He scares me.

I would shoot Tom Cruise in the head. 4 times.

Blah, I was beaten :(.

The black eyed peas.

Jamie Redknapp, but only because I wanna bang his wife.

jennifer aniston, she's so whiny and depressed looking. check out the blog in my sig for some quality celeb bashing :D (mostly it's tom cruise and brangelina that get the beatings :p)

Angelina Jolie, no doubt

Angelina Jolie, no doubt
Wanna pop her lips with me?

Angelina Jolie, no doubt

You'd have some very irate Namibians on your hands, since they seem to think she's some sort of goddess on earth. :p

Ann Coulter.

I'd sew her asshole closed, then keep feedin' her....

And feedin' her....

And feedin' her.

hmm.. everyone involved in the US remake of the british comedy 'coupling'
They're probably not celebrities, because the us version stank like week old used diapers.. but still..

Bad remakes irk me badly..

Ann Coulter.

I'd sew her asshole closed, then keep feedin' her....

And feedin' her....

And feedin' her.
haha! that's pretty funny! you could sell tickets for that! :D

hmm.. everyone involved in the US remake of the british comedy 'coupling'
They're probably not celebrities, because the us version stank like week old used diapers.. but still..

Bad remakes irk me badly..
especially when they'r a bad remake of a bad rip-off.

haha! that's pretty funny! you could sell tickets for that! :D

I could if the Wu Tang Clan hadn't done so already.

hmm.. everyone involved in the US remake of the british comedy 'coupling'
They're probably not celebrities, because the us version stank like week old used diapers.. but still..

Bad remakes irk me badly..

And they even used pretty much the same scripts. That was the horrible part. Even with the great writing, they still couldn't pull it off, not even remotely.

Ann Coulter.

I'd sew her asshole closed, then keep feedin' her....

And feedin' her....

And feedin' her.You do realize that were you to do that, she wouldn't be able to say anything?

Star Jones, Jenny Jones,and Paris Hilton.

Tom Cruise, that demented lil Scientologist shit! :mp5:

I could if the Wu Tang Clan hadn't done so already.
they sewed anne coulter's arse-hole shut and force-fed her!?!? that would have made the headlines, surely?

Ann Coulter.

I'd sew her asshole closed, then keep feedin' her....

And feedin' her....

And feedin' her.

Wu Tang, Wu Tang, Wu Tang

Wu Tang Killa Bees:p

You do realize that were you to do that, she wouldn't be able to say anything?
i think that's the beauty of it!

I don't hate anyone, and I don't wish to hurt anyone. However, if I had the chance to really really annoy someone........it would probably be Katie Couric, because she really really annoys me.

I really fu**ing hate any wannabe that emerges from the house and tries to appear on every channel, every show etc...:headbang:

They should put every entrant out of their misery and shoot them on their way out of the house..:sniper:

Or..... let the public decide if they should live, as apposed to letting them decide if they should leave!!

F**k Big Brother, f**k Big Brother right in the eye!!:upyours:

I don't hate anyone, and I don't wish to hurt anyone. However, if I had the chance to really really annoy someone........it would probably be Katie Couric, because she really really annoys me.

http://www.smartalecmusic.com/Katie_Couric.jpg

:p

I am a celebrity! My name is James Blunt, the most annoying falsetto EVER.

http://www.smartalecmusic.com/Katie_Couric.jpg

:p

Is that sign language for goodbye, Al Roker?

:gundge: Steve guttenburg......nuff said

personally, i hate non-celebs trying to be celebs - big brother and it's compulsiveness... we're in series 7 here in the UK, i mean 7 years of watching people act like demented rodents.

What I'd pay to watch would be big brother style executions. Put a heap of crims facing the death sentence in a fortress under 24 hrs tv cameras and have the public vote on which one goes first and in what way. Refreshing Viewing...

Paris Hilton. She needs to be drawn and quartered IMO. Absolutely despise that woman with a passion.

personally, i hate non-celebs trying to be celebs - big brother and it's compulsiveness... we're in series 7 here in the UK, i mean 7 years of watching people act like demented rodents.

What I'd pay to watch would be big brother style executions. Put a heap of crims facing the death sentence in a fortress under 24 hrs tv cameras and have the public vote on which one goes first and in what way. Refreshing Viewing...


true true. although big brother is funny. just cus they are complete pricks.

Once upon a saner time I would have said Hilary Duff... but meh, I still think she's a poser Barbie doll but at least she's not riding the arms of every man in Hollywood... or anything else for that matter. :p

Paris Hilton, however, sucks big time. She's a spoiled brat and a slut.

Or Anne Coulter... she's the even more evil twin of Pat Robertson.

I'm beginning to like Angelina Jolie, however. She's actually doing something in Africa, something most other celebrities aren't doing.

Brad Pitt, however, can join the roundup, along with K-Fed, for being arm ornaments.

Briteny Spears is in the roundup because... well, you know why.

Nicole Richie shouldbe force fed fatttening foods, so she can look healthy again, and forced to stay away from Paris.

Meh...

Fifty Cent. That talentless fucker claims to have been shot nine times, huh? Give me a gun, nine bullets, and a clear shot, and lets see if he can verbally excrete his pathetic excuse for music ever again.

Fifty Cent. That talentless fucker claims to have been shot nine times, huh? Give me a gun, nine bullets, and a clear shot, and lets see if he can verbally excrete his pathetic excuse for music ever again.

Indeed. Him or Toby Keith. I hate that guy as well.

Michael Moore feet first through a wood chipper.



Everyone has a celebrity that they hate for one reason or another. I'm just wondering who they are, and if you could cause them harm, who would you do it?

I personally would dump Oprah in a Third World country.

Indeed. Him or Toby Keith. I hate that guy as well.

How can you hate Toby? His music is sanctimonious!!!

I hate Jon Bon Jovi with a passion. In fact I hate all of Bon Jovi - but he's the king prick. Smug, smarmy asshole that ripped off Skid Row - signed 'em up, took all their money and dragged 'em through the courts so they can't even mention his name. Well i can - Jon Bon Jovi is a cock and I'd like to rip his pretty hair out and force feed him with it.:mp5:

Fifty Cent. That talentless fucker claims to have been shot nine times, huh? Give me a gun, nine bullets, and a clear shot, and lets see if he can verbally excrete his pathetic excuse for music ever again.

Take a number and stand in line......

None. I wouldn't be able to stand the media harping on about it for all eternity.

Take Ann Coulter. Stick a funnel in her mouth - a big one.
Force Pat Robertson down said funnel.