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What's the longest sentence you can come up with, using only the same first letter for each word. The sentence must be gramatically correct.
Her's an example.......

David's dynamic dad's dog died dreadfully, dozens described disappointment, despite dad's dogs doom.

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

Yeah. I cheated.

Nnnneeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddssssss...

An amazingly awesome alliterative achievement, advanced aggressively against an alternatively aware audience, awaiting any advantage afforded after an automatic animated anomaly at Agincourt.

That's all I can be bothered with right now.

Amy and Andrea and Allison and (...) ate apples.
(replace (...) by as many conjuncted A names as you can muster or create)

An amazingly awesome alliterative achievement, advanced aggressively against an alternatively aware audience, awaiting any advantage afforded after an automatic animated anomaly at Agincourt.

That's all I can be bothered with right now.
Amy and Andrea and Allison and (...) ate apples.
(replace (...) by as many conjuncted A names as you can muster or create)

No, Alliteration is the repeating of CONSONANTS. This is the repeating of VOWELS. That would be ASSONANCE.

Nnnneeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrddddssssss...

You know, a little culture wouldn't hurt you. However, if you don't get some culture, I'l prbably kick your a** the next time you say something like that.

Aye, alliteration, awesome and also accreditable, atrociously attacks aqautic amber alligators, advancing apprehensible aardvarks across ardent acheronian African areas, accosting assorted ailments.

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

Yeah. I cheated.

Thats multiple sentences.

Mr. Merlin Makes Majestic Magic Math More Malicious and Morose than me.

Thats multiple sentences.

Hence the "I cheated."

Hence the "I cheated."

Well the "I cheated" could have also meant that it was not a "sentence" that YOU yourself came up with.

No, Alliteration is the repeating of CONSONANTS. This is the repeating of VOWELS. That would be ASSONANCE.Oh fine, use P names, plus iso and and let them pilver pans, or something..

Composed, cool, collected, Christopher Casey Callaghan's crazy coloured, clawed, calico cat, Cory could continually caterwaul crying chirps currently calling cardinals.

Somewhat surprisingly, spouting sad, sorry, stupid spam sometimes serves sublimely serious souls' supremely sensible sensitivities.

Wankers write words with wily workings while washed-up wordsmiths watch with wandering wonderment - who would wank words which whitewash wisdom? Who wibbles with whom?

Sadly, superficial secrets subtend selective spaceships. Significantly sizable selections stir solitary space, segragating stupid sausages.

Yeah it doesn't make sence.

I ignore impossible implications identical in idea, instead, I invest in ideal ideas, including instigating imperfect inventions; it irons I, I'm informed in imprecise impressions: I intently intend illness; indeed, I intend incarceration - intend, indeed - I intend in intending, I'm illegitimately implying (including idealness): illness inside, insofar, I indeed imply infatuation; indulge in intimacy, it is innocent.

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And you are?

I ignore impossible implications identical in idea, instead, I invest in ideal ideas, including instigating imperfect inventions; it irons I, I'm informed in imprecise impressions: I intently intend illness; indeed, I intend incarceration - intend, indeed - I intend in intending, I'm illegitimately implying (including idealness): illness inside, insofar, I indeed imply infatuation; indulge in intimacy, it is innocent.

Shut up and listen. He's the winner.

Wankers write words with wily workings while washed-up wordsmiths watch with wandering wonderment - who would wank words which whitewash wisdom? Who wibbles with whom?LOL, love learning loquacious lines like lots left lying, layman laments lugobrously.

I ignore impossible implications identical in idea, instead, I invest in ideal ideas, including instigating imperfect inventions; it irons I, I'm informed in imprecise impressions: I intently intend illness; indeed, I intend incarceration - intend, indeed - I intend in intending, I'm illegitimately implying (including idealness): illness inside, insofar, I indeed imply infatuation; indulge in intimacy, it is innocent.I Intend imitating in intense introspection, inform I, if it's innaproprite.

fifty five furious foxes farted facing four fantacising filibusters, facilitating fallacious flamewars fought for fifteen family forums.

do they have to make sense?!

fifty five furious foxes farted on four fantacising filibusters facilitating a felicitous flamewar fought for fifteen family forums.

do they have to make sense?!Generally, but you have used "on" and "a", so no points :)

Generally, but you have used "on" and "a", so no points :)
aww, poo. :p. right, i'm editing it.

No, Alliteration is the repeating of CONSONANTS. This is the repeating of VOWELS. That would be ASSONANCE.

Erm. Okay. Alliteration is the stringing together of words with the same first consonant sound. Assonance is the repetition of the same vowel sound (also the use of approximate vowel sounds in rhyme); consonance is the repetition of the same consonant sound.

Bloody Bob barely botched bilateral Brighton bombings, bothering blustering bankers but burying bird blood beside brown bricks. <- It gets harder if you try to not repeat words.