NationStates Jolt Archive


Since David Hasselhoff Cannot Satisfy You Buffoons...

The Dangerous Maybe
22-06-2006, 00:33
Let's find out what you do consider to be a good music video, (Some of these are good songs as well):

Candidate 1: The Avalanches: "Frontier Psychiatrist" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQGseV3vIwk)

Candidate 2: The Decemberists: "16 Military Wives" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK3Ce9md96g/)

Candidate 3: Jason Forrest: "War Photographer" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAFXayH1bpY)

Candidate 4: Blur: "Coffee and TV" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYJOF8drAkw)

Candidate 5: A-Ha: "Take On Me" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NxTCk-o0U0)

Candidate 6: Chicago Bears Shufflin' Crew: "The Super Bowl Shuffle" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDdv-MxK85M)

Candidate 7: Journey: "Separate Ways" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwGdXZ6o2xs)

Candidate 8: Radiohead: "Just" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPdoRiWhwsw)

Candidate 9: Sigur Ros: "Untitled #1" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0AZIFmkogY)

Candidate 10: Just in case you missed it: David Hasselhoff: "Hooked On a Feeling" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwcLdCT3IsI)

And just for shits and giggles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5MC8u27prwFast forward to the 2:30 mark and let it play for a bit.
Rubiconic Crossings
22-06-2006, 00:40
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/vonbek/best_picture_ever.jpg
The Dangerous Maybe
22-06-2006, 00:48
I would give all of them a shot, but if you don't wish to watch ten music videos:

Watch #2 if you are less than happy with America's foreign policy, #3 if you like animation, and #8 if you really want to think.

Everyone should watch #9, it is definitely the most powerful of all of them.
Call to power
22-06-2006, 01:07
what is 9 suppose to be about?

oh the hoff FTW
Ravea
22-06-2006, 01:18
Obviously the Superbowl Shuffle is the most meaningful.

Jesus Christ, what else would be more meaningful than a Superbowl...SHUFFLE?
The Dangerous Maybe
22-06-2006, 01:20
what is 9 suppose to be about?

oh the hoff FTW

Other than kids playing in a post-apocalyptic landscape? Not much.

The visuals are beautiful and horrifying, and it fits Sigur Ros' music extremely well.
German Nightmare
22-06-2006, 01:24
Wasn't there this rule that as a German I'd have to vote for the http://www.fortuynlijk.com/knightrider.gif?
The Dangerous Maybe
22-06-2006, 01:59
Wasn't there this rule that as a German I'd have to vote for the http://www.fortuynlijk.com/knightrider.gif?

If you do not desire to be ostracized by your friends, family, and society as a whole, yes you must vote for Hasselhoff.
Koon Proxy
22-06-2006, 02:03
I wanna be in the ghost choir. It's the weirdest one, in an odd way.
Eutrusca
22-06-2006, 02:05
Let's find out what you do consider to be a good music video, (Some of these are good songs as well):

Candidate 1: The Avalanches: "Frontier Psychiatrist" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQGseV3vIwk)

Candidate 2: The Decemberists: "16 Military Wives" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK3Ce9md96g/)

Candidate 3: Jason Forrest: "War Photographer" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAFXayH1bpY)

Candidate 4: Blur: "Coffee and TV" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYJOF8drAkw)

Candidate 5: A-Ha: "Take On Me" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NxTCk-o0U0)

Candidate 6: Chicago Bears Shufflin' Crew: "The Super Bowl Shuffle" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDdv-MxK85M)

Candidate 7: Journey: "Separate Ways" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwGdXZ6o2xs)

Candidate 8: Radiohead: "Just" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPdoRiWhwsw)

Candidate 9: Sigur Ros: "Untitled #1" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0AZIFmkogY)

Candidate 10: Just in case you missed it: David Hasselhoff: "Hooked On a Feeling" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwcLdCT3IsI)

And just for shits and giggles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5MC8u27prwFast forward to the 2:30 mark and let it play for a bit.
THIS video is best: http://shock.military.com/Shock/videos.do?displayContent=98380#
The Dangerous Maybe
22-06-2006, 02:06
I wanna be in the ghost choir. It's the weirdest one, in an odd way.

My favorite part is where the coconut puppet goes "You're crazier than a coconut!"
Regatear
22-06-2006, 02:58
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/vonbek/best_picture_ever.jpg

I think Gary Coleman should receive some kind of embarrassement reimbursement for actually agreeing to be in that picture:D
Franberry
22-06-2006, 03:01
I love the Hoffman
Regatear
22-06-2006, 03:03
And just for shits and giggles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5MC8u27prwFast forward to the 2:30 mark and let it play for a bit.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh...MY GOD!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!:eek:

..Hehehehe...She-pfffff-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...She...That girl...
Somebody kill her-hehehHAHAHAHAHA!!!


*Regains calm*

Okay, I'm good now.

So anyways, somebody has to remove that girl from public view, forbid her from EVER moving her hips like that again (the little slut), kill her, tell her she sucks at singing, make her cry, kill her again, sell her to the highest bidder on ebay, ensure her life remains miserable, NEVER give her a hair comb again, kill all her friends, and then kill her one last time.:sniper:
Infinite Revolution
22-06-2006, 04:27
i vote the avalanches, i just love that song and i'd forgotten how funny the video was. roflmao! runner up, jason forrest, i don't know the song but the video was pretty awesome. and thanks for putting sigur ros in there :D never seen the video and i'm not sure i understand it really but i just love that album it's from. haven't heard it in a while :)
The Dangerous Maybe
22-06-2006, 22:01
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh...MY GOD!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!:eek:

..Hehehehe...She-pfffff-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...She...That girl...
Somebody kill her-hehehHAHAHAHAHA!!!


*Regains calm*

Okay, I'm good now.

So anyways, somebody has to remove that girl from public view, forbid her from EVER moving her hips like that again (the little slut), kill her, tell her she sucks at singing, make her cry, kill her again, sell her to the highest bidder on ebay, ensure her life remains miserable, NEVER give her a hair comb again, kill all her friends, and then kill her one last time.:sniper:

I was referring to the little Asian kid who kids really fired up over the jumping tiger.
Gravlen
22-06-2006, 22:06
We love The Hoff!

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/7633/hasselhofflove7qq.jpg

He's been looking for freedom! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ys-cQdu1P4&search=Hasselhoff%20freedom)
The Dangerous Maybe
22-06-2006, 23:14
Bump
WangWee
22-06-2006, 23:32
http://www.post-literate.com/gerpunx/archives/hasselhoffian-recursion.gif
[NS]Liasia
23-06-2006, 00:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJlXTzSwLeY&search=war%20pigs
That is officially the best video ever
Desperate Measures
23-06-2006, 00:31
I like the Decemberists.
German Nightmare
23-06-2006, 00:42
Liasia']http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJlXTzSwLeY&search=war%20pigs
That is officially the best video ever
Yeah! http://www.hoffmanamps.com/Forum/yabbfiles/Smilies/headbanging.gif Black Sabbath rules!
[NS]Liasia
23-06-2006, 00:43
Yeah! http://www.hoffmanamps.com/Forum/yabbfiles/Smilies/headbanging.gif Black Sabbath rules!
Not quite as much as the hoff, unfortunately:p
Or lordi, for that matter:rolleyes:
Infinite Revolution
23-06-2006, 00:47
http://www.post-literate.com/gerpunx/archives/hasselhoffian-recursion.gif
that's quite frightening actually!
[NS]Liasia
23-06-2006, 00:49
that's quite frightening actually!
..all i get is a 'forbidden' error.:(
The Infinite Dunes
23-06-2006, 01:06
Argh, this is driving me crazy. I've heard the melody in War Photographer before. Someone reused in the last 5 years. Though it was unbroken by percussion and sounded most like the bit between 3:30 and 3:48.

I think it was Tom Jones, but to fair I'm not sure.

*whacks head on desk* Gah!
The Dangerous Maybe
23-06-2006, 01:45
Argh, this is driving me crazy. I've heard the melody in War Photographer before. Someone reused in the last 5 years. Though it was unbroken by percussion and sounded most like the bit between 3:30 and 3:48.

I think it was Tom Jones, but to fair I'm not sure.

*whacks head on desk* Gah!

I don't know, but that is a good song, I like it more everytime I hear it.
The Infinite Dunes
23-06-2006, 01:59
I don't know, but that is a good song, I like it more everytime I hear it.*nods* I'm torn between voting for the that one or Frontier Psychiatrists.
The Dangerous Maybe
23-06-2006, 22:23
*nods* I'm torn between voting for the that one or Frontier Psychiatrists.

Vote for the Bears, they need some love.
WangWee
23-06-2006, 22:37
Liasia']..all i get is a 'forbidden' error.:(

Hoff's manliness melted the internet.