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What would it be?

Doctor Sexy

duh

I think I'd follow Homer Simpson's wisdom-

“Max Power—he's the man whose name you'd love to touch...
But, you musn't touch!
His name sounds good in your ear
But when you say it, you mustn't fear
Because his name can be said by anyone!”

No one snuggles with Max Power, you just strap yourself in and FEEL THE Gs!

There are three ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
"Isn't that also the wrong way?"
Yes, but faster!

Damned Essex! Firebomb the useless chav-hole!

Damned Essex! Firebomb the useless chav-hole!
The answer to all the world's food shortages.

Eh hem. I happen to live in Essex, and, yes, its every inch as lamentable as its reputation implies. Thankfully, I'm going to university ina year, and will thus no longe rbe tarnished with the "rude boy" brush.

i am confused. is there some link between changing your name and killing youths?

I voted for the lower yes, because I'm edgy. :p

:eek: If I knew what or where essex was, I mighta chan ged my vote, but as such, changing my name is definately a no. Sometimes, if I clear my brain and then think about my name I get that wierd csmic feeling man. Its cool!

Eh hem. I happen to live in Essex, and, yes, its every inch as lamentable as its reputation implies. Thankfully, I'm going to university ina year, and will thus no longe rbe tarnished with the "rude boy" brush.

That is what you think. The first thing that will happen is that it will be made public knowledge that you are from Essex, and you will be even more 'tarnished with the "rude boy" brush' for the next three to seven years (depending on your degree course).

Of course, my being from Surrey might have something to do with my extreme pleasure in this prospect. :p

(Seriously: nothing against the Easterners, just the Chavs and they can come from anywhere - even Guildford!)

An honest answer to the topic question: Maksym sounds good right now.

That is what you think. The first thing that will happen is that it will be made public knowledge that you are from Essex, and you will be even more 'tarnished with the "rude boy" brush' for the next three to seven years (depending on your degree course).

Of course, my being from Surrey might have something to do with my extreme pleasure in this prospect. :p

(Seriously: nothing against the Easterners, just the Chavs and they can come from anywhere - even Guildford!)

Meh. I assume I'm sufficiently alternative ( read, secret emo kid) to escape that brush. I also have a different accent. You'd be hard pressed to notice my being from Essex.

Oh, and. At least I'm not Northern:p

Barry White

Wayne Kerr.

Wayne Kerr.
Micheal Delaney

I only quoted you because you had the best chance of getting that...

Of course, my being from Surrey might have something to do with my extreme pleasure in this prospect. :p

Cute, since in my corner of the colonies "Surrey" is a suburb populated entirely by chavs. It's renowned, the whole province associates "Surrey Girl" with "badly spelled paternity suit"

I would change my name if I were to be living in another country more or less on a permanent basis.


But I too must echo the question of what in the bloody hell "aborting" an adult has to do with name changes, or Essex for that matter?

NT

Doctor Love.
pronounced: Doctah Lurrvvvvvvvv




I went to training college with a guy who was training to be a doctor but quit and became a teacher instead. His real name was Dearlove, so had he continued on, he would have been a Dr. Dearlove.
I spent all year trying to convince him to go back to med school. It's too cool a name to let slip.

Damned Essex! Firebomb the useless chav-hole!

If the firebombing was successful he pool of melted gold from clown jewelery would likely cover the cost of the munitions. However once the flames burnt through the protective layers of Novas boyfriends and burberry and reached the essex birds heads I fear the vacuum might suck the flames out.



Apologies to all Essex folk. I didnt mean it. I just couldnt stop my fingers from typing that.

Billy Shears, Sgt. Pepper, or one of the A-Team people

Bob Greenfetcher.

Aurelia or Adelaide. I can't make up my mind.

Randy Lahey (you would get this if you watched Trailer Park Boys)

Micheal Delaney

I only quoted you because you had the best chance of getting that...

It took me a while, but I've now remembered. Steve McQueen in Le Mans.

Randy Lahey (you would get this if you watched Trailer Park Boys)

Along those lines, I reckon Randy Studd would be a good name.

Doctor Love.
pronounced: Doctah Lurrvvvvvvvv




I went to training college with a guy who was training to be a doctor but quit and became a teacher instead. His real name was Dearlove, so had he continued on, he would have been a Dr. Dearlove.
I spent all year trying to convince him to go back to med school. It's too cool a name to let slip.

It's not a total loss, now Mr. Dearlove will be a Master. Has a ring to it, somehow.

Super Schlange, because it sounds really cool and is amusing to a British person.

The Coldstreamers were walking aboot London.
Looks like the Geordies have occupied it.

If the firebombing was successful he pool of melted gold from clown jewelery would likely cover the cost of the munitions. However once the flames burnt through the protective layers of Novas boyfriends and burberry and reached the essex birds heads I fear the vacuum might suck the flames out.



Apologies to all Essex folk. I didnt mean it. I just couldnt stop my fingers from typing that.
Don't worry, we don't mind. The only people from Essex who would take offence at that aren't actually able to read.

If I could change my name (which I can!), it'd be to Jimmy J. Robertson. If I ever become a published writer, it'll be under that pseudonym.

I'd never change my name, I like it as it is.
Astra Gracey. That's a cool name, don't you think?

Heywood Jablome. :)

That is what you think. The first thing that will happen is that it will be made public knowledge that you are from Essex, and you will be even more 'tarnished with the "rude boy" brush' for the next three to seven years (depending on your degree course).

Of course, my being from Surrey might have something to do with my extreme pleasure in this prospect. :p

(Seriously: nothing against the Easterners, just the Chavs and they can come from anywhere - even Guildford!)
Indeed... I live in a village in West Sussex.... and there's hoardes of them *shakes fist*

Heywood Jablome. :)
No. I don't think I would. Sorry. ;)

id change my name to God

Renard Vulpinius Fox.

Edit: Or I could go with one of those awesome Roman names, like Decimus Valerius Vulpinus.

I'd never change my name, I like it as it is.
Astra Gracey. That's a cool name, don't you think?
Yea, that is a cool name. Astra is nice.

Yea, that is a cool name. Astra is nice.
:eek: Somebody said I was nice!

Oh wait! You were saying my name was nice. I get it now. *nods*

:eek: Somebody said I was nice!

Oh wait! You were saying my name was nice. I get it now. *nods*
Hahaha.. You're nice too, dw :p.

Hahaha.. You're nice too, dw :p.
You really don't know me at all...

You really don't know me at all...
Hey, you're against the 30+ crew.. Nice enough for me.

Hey - I live in Essex (near Colchester) and I've never owned any fake burberry! I swear we don't all think modded saxo's are great, wear gold shit to the extreme (Mr. T wannabe's) and act like wankers.

Honest!

Huh? Should you be able to abort an 18 year old? Change your name? WTF?

:confused:

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