NationStates Jolt Archive


How things should have been Tuesday the 13th

Daistallia 2104
21-06-2006, 05:01
Devastated By U.S. World Cup Team's First-Round Loss, Nation Grinds To Halt

June 15, 2006 | Onion Sports

NEW YORK, LOS ANGELES, and WASHINGTON, DC—With the Dow Jones average down over 600 points, factory productivity in a downward spiral, and workplace attendance down by nearly a third, experts say the U.S. World Cup team's heartbreaking 3-0 defeat at the hands of Czech Republic on Monday has brought life across the soccer-crazed nation to a virtual standstill.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/49524

That's how it should have been. ;)