NationStates Jolt Archive

Lately in Europe we have this trend of producing exceptionally crap music. Yeah, one can tell Mozart is well dead and buried. So, this thread is here to share some of the dreaded music with fellow posters. I will start it off with a couple of horrendous Euro songs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idYAmJ_F3Fs&search=Cheeky%20girls
Romanian song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGayqBinatw&search=Fast%20Food%20Song
British one. Almost like being brainwashed. When the US replaces its flag for one with all its major brands, it can use this as its anthem.

These, although terrible, make me laugh.

Now your turn.

I prefer the old school euro music... (http://www.unbuffered.com/moskau.html)

I prefer the old school euro music... (http://www.unbuffered.com/moskau.html)
Stalin would be proud. :p

British one. Almost like being brainwashed. When the US replaces its flag for one with all its major brands, it can use this as its anthem.

http://www.oldsouls.org/digitalmemoirs/wp-images/corp.jpg
Like this?

http://www.oldsouls.org/digitalmemoirs/wp-images/corp.jpg
Like this?
Exactly that. Now you have the flag and the national anthem to go along with it. ^^

A new addition:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q8QDiwiKYE&mode=related&search=Cheeky%20girls

I must say though, I love their accents. Eastern European ones are just awesome.

Stalin would be proud. :p

Well, the dude does look like Mr. Evil...

Exactly that. Now you have the flag and the national anthem to go along with it. ^^

A new addition:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q8QDiwiKYE&mode=related&search=Cheeky%20girls

I must say though, I love their accents. Eastern European ones are just awesome.

I saw bras.

TSI is a happy man.

I saw bras.

TSI is a happy man.
Pretty much the full extent of their talent. Showing what they have inside their bras. :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Y5MwUTS7s&search=Las%20Ketchup%20song

This song isn't so much crap as it is weird. It's actually good.

Pretty much the full extent of their talent. Showing what they have inside their bras. :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Y5MwUTS7s&search=Las%20Ketchup%20song

This song isn't so much crap as it is weird. It's actually good.

I remember this song! It was quite popular here in the US a few years ago.

I remember this song! It was quite popular here in the US a few years ago.
And here too. If you put its words together though, it apparently makes no sense whatsoever. Guess it fits in with most modern music then. ^^

Weird? Anything by Jud Jud (http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2006/05/jud/05_-_Jud_Jud_-_Fast_Song.mp3).

And here too. If you put its words together though, it apparently makes no sense whatsoever. Guess it fits in with most modern music then. ^^

What group sung that song? I'm trying to find a copy of it on Ruckus.

What group sung that song? I'm trying to find a copy of it on Ruckus.
Las Ketchup apparently. Spanish.

Las Ketchup apparently. Spanish.

Yes! I can now listen to oddly pleasing European music all night long!

EM, you win at making TSI happy.

Yes! I can now listen to oddly pleasing European music all night long!

EM, you win at making TSI happy.
:fluffle:

Also...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhf_ybBM6Ek&mode=related&search=Cheeky%20girls

and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__T5mp_mtog&search=Who%27s%20your%20daddy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrIygk03XaY&search=Satisfaction
Benassi...doesn't get dirtier than that.

Yeah, one can tell Mozart is well dead and buried.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ey9ie1L4Z1g&search=falco

Hmm, weird music? I'm a metalhead, so all I know is weird. Okay, since we're YouTubing now, I'll bring in a few examples.

Here's one from a German thrash metal band, Kreator:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfi5KqDfUOw
I usually don't listen to any more of that beyond the first vocal line. Why? Because it sounds hilarious. It should be noted that the drummer of the band normally doesn't do vocals (For good reason, too!), and that the band is an acquired taste to begin with. Furthermore, what the hell is up with the title of the song? "Riot of Violence"? As opposed to a riot of peace? Try again, Ventor. "HERE IS FOR YOU: THE RIOT... OF... VIOLEEEEENCE!

Next, Michael Angelo Batio:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9FLWzpMvdA
Better resolution here: http://www.deanguitars.com/angelo/mab_videos/
Now, Mr. Batio is a complete cocksucker in addition to his being the biggest wanker for the next two solar systems. Why? Because (1) he does ridiculous things on a double-necked guitar which no normal person should rightly do, (2) he doesn't put any of his good talent on his albums and his published songs often lack cohesion and the guitaring which he is renowned for (that video, I'm fairly certain, does not have an actual recorded song which goes along with it), and (3), he rubs it in our faces.

Finally... JBO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVDhhKm1KG8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ryUrgmAEOQ
JBO is special, I guess you could say. Any given JBO song is weird. Sometimes, it's metal. Other times, it's polka. Mostly, it's nonsensical (i.e.: "Wir sind die Champignons", translates to "We Are The Mushrooms"). Another poster posted a link for a video of a bunch of people dancing to "Moskau". They did that, too. Just look at their sites:
http://www.jbo-fans.de/
http://jbo.de/

Pretty much anything by Diamanda Galas is weird, but excellent. I would say "The Litanies of Satan" is weirdest.

Open this page, then scroll down for where you can listen to samples: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000026ZJC/qid=1150894982/sr=1-5/ref=sr_1_5/102-4340389-5630518?v=glance&s=music

For good-weird, as opposed to creepy/queasy-weird, there's always a few WEEN tracks, like Spinal Meningitis.
Spinal Meningitis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNLfwZAoGVk&search=Ween)

"Why they wanna see my spine mommy?
Why they wanna see my spine?
It's gonna hurt again mommy
Much worse than last time
Am I gonna see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts mommy!
Am I gonna die?
Smile on mighty Jesus
Spinal Meningitis got me down

I'm feelin' greasy mommy
Please don't let me die
Stinky vaseline mommy!
Please don't let me die
Am I gonna see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts mommy!
Am I gonna die?

Smile on mighty Jesus
Spinal Meningitis got me down
Smile on mighty Jesus
Spinal Meningitis got me down"


For just plain weird, there's this:
Outta Sight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsvP8fXlpbk)

For good-weird, as opposed to creepy/queasy-weird, there's always a few WEEN tracks, like Spinal Meningitis.
Spinal Meningitis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNLfwZAoGVk&search=Ween)



when it comes to ween there is also the rainbow


Ween
The Rainbow

Many colors in the homo rainbow
Don't be afraid to let your colors shine
Many colors in the homo rainbow
Show me yours. I'm gonna show you mine

If you find a pot of gold
Every little thing is gonna work out fine
In the homo rainbow

Many colors in the homo rainbow
You give me shade from black to yellow
Many colors in the homo rainbow
A warm embrace and a kind-a hello

If you find a pot of gold
Every little thing is gonna work out fine
In the homo rainbow

If you find a pot of gold
Every little thing is gonna work out fine
In the homo rainbow
Every single color, every walk of life
In & out changin, every day and night
From the golden shores of Kansas, to the middle of Japan
reach inside your soul and learn your fellow

There are many colors in the homo rainbow
Don't be afraid to let your colors shine
Don't be ashamed of what God made you