NationStates Jolt Archive

oki, so I felt like making somthing to parody NS, so I made a comic, and I figured where best to post than, none other, then only place I rarely post, so enjoy and try to find the many errors I have made...

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/1713/newbtopian11rb.png

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/2584/newbtopian25oy.png

If the Mods/Admins think this is way spam or anything then I'm sorry in advance, and if anyone laughs then thanks in advance...

Oh and if this has been done before could you show me the link so I can steal ideas :P

(EDIT: All Newbtopian comics are copyright by Acco Spoot 2006 including Character templates, don't steal them people grrr)

Oh I have some ideas for some comics that involve the characters of NS. How can I get a comic template?

Im sorry, but I dont get it.

Oh I have some ideas for some comics that involve the characters of NS. How can I get a comic template?

I'd rather you didn't use my comic templates if that's fine with you, y'know nothing against you or anything, if you do use my comic as a template then please mark at the bottom or somthing that you got the template from "Acco Spoot" (pen-name)

Im sorry, but I dont get it.

Source?

Im sorry, but I dont get it.

well you have to have really experience life on International Incidents or that other RP board to really get most of the jokes, trouble was is that this only fitted right here.

NS is a parody...

Im sorry, but I dont get it.
I don't get it either, but I like it. :p

well you have to have really experience life on International Incidents or that other RP board to really get most of the jokes, trouble was is that this only fitted right here.
Oh. yeah see I dont do that so....

that was actually pretty funny. I want more!!

LMAO.

I got it, and I don't even RP

that was actually pretty funny. I want more!!

I have more, much more

PG 13, swearwords ahoy!

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/2518/newbtopian31pf.png

Episode 4

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/6995/newbtopian41yg.png

rofl, genius. There's a reason I stay away from the RP boards.

Hehehehe.....good stuff, keep 'em comin'!

Ok that one was hilarious. So damn true.

:D So cool.

wow, an acolade from an NS mod, I never could have hoped for better.

2 more for your enviewment pleasure

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/8784/newbtopian55qd.png

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/1932/newbtopian62ew.png

ROFLOL

It's us!

NS is a parody...
This is what makes this so sublimely brilliant. Sigged.

I like!

*bookmarks thread*

aaah, recognition is what I seek, *bathes in glorious recognition* :P

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/66/newbtopian78wx.png

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/6279/newbtopian82fv.png

2 more i'm working on Episode 10 now.

Don't exhaust all the funniness at once now.

Must be an RP thing, with which I am not at all familiar, being a total Generalite and nothing but a Generalite...but I like your style...and the comics are amusing even without a good background.

I'd love a parody on US...oops...I mean...NS General...Freudian slip? What the heck??

Must be an RP thing, with which I am not at all familiar, being a total Generalite and nothing but a Generalite...but I like your style...and the comics are amusing even without a good background.

I'd love a parody on US

They already have one of those......they call it "Canada".

I'd love a parody on US...oops...I mean...NS General...Freudian slip? What the heck??

I don't spend enough time on General to know where to start, guess It'd just be a load of Evolutionists vs Creationalists, Republicans vs Socialists, Scientologists vs Everyone...

That was so c00l ;)

Positively brilliant.

they're cool, i'm sure i don't get everything they'r alluding to but they'r funny none the less. keep em coming! :D

If you use the RP threads (I generally stick to NS not II) then it makes sense, and is pretty darn funny.

Now all we need is the noob claiming to rule the world and ranting incoherently when mocked.

Here's one for the strict generalites:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11204097#post11204097

funny stuff it is all so true!

Oh I have some ideas for some comics that involve the characters of NS. How can I get a comic template?
Me senses potential evil in da wings.
*listens intently to trees*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/1370.gif

They already have one of those......they call it "Canada".
Bah-dum-DUM! *crash*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/music/musik35.gif

another 2, and soon a parody of the parody of NS General :P

http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/6452/newbtopian95je.png

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/831/newbtopian107pa.png

Amf Lol

They already have one of those......they call it "Canada".
:p The best thing is...a parody is so much better than what it's based on!

:p The best thing is...a parody is so much better than what it's based on!

Keep telling yourself that. :p

A witty retort to the NS General parody :P

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/2069/newbtopian114xz.png

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/8827/newbtopian126af.png

But no offence intended.

A witty retort to the NS General parody :P

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/2069/newbtopian114xz.png

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/8827/newbtopian126af.png

But no offence intended.

lol these are the bast ones yet!

lol these are the bast ones yet!

And if he makes better ones, then those will be even "baster"? ;)

To me it just looks like Kenny reproduced........

And if he makes better ones, then those will be even "baster"? ;)
lol o gosh...today is not my day...
best so they would be bester or bestist

*scurries off to fix spelling*

And if he makes better ones, then those will be even "baster"? ;)
they would be bestest

Do you take requests? I'd love to the the um... Kravon Corporation being swarmed by bandwagon jumpers.

Do you take requests? I'd love to the the um... Kravon Corporation being swarmed by bandwagon jumpers.

I do indeed take requests, and speaking of requests I've requested that the mods move this to II so don't be at all shocked if it does mysteriously move...

I'll start on TKC episode soon, right now I'm in the middle of a story arc.

They already have one of those......they call it "Canada".


LOL!

I do indeed take requests, and speaking of requests I've requested that the mods move this to II so don't be at all shocked if it does mysteriously move...

I'll start on TKC episode soon, right now I'm in the middle of a story arc.

A parody with a story arc.... Genius! :p

Glorified tag. :p

funny. also very true, thats why I don't do war RPs.

2 more

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/8121/newbtopian137ch.png

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/4031/newbtopian144tg.png

I'd rather you didn't use my comic templates if that's fine with you, y'know nothing against you or anything, if you do use my comic as a template then please mark at the bottom or somthing that you got the template from "Acco Spoot" (pen-name)

You tried to hijack my Steve the Happy Goblin thread!

REVENGE IS MINE!

http://www.freewebs.com/stevethg/Webcom/brotherhoodNOD.GIF

You tried to hijack my Steve the Happy Goblin thread!

REVENGE IS MINE!

http://www.freewebs.com/stevethg/Webcom/brotherhoodNOD.GIF

oh yeah I remember that, but that was like waaaaay after you'd moved Steve from NS to Freeboards, besides I thought that was made by Ankhmet or someone like that.

I was Ankhmet, before it got the magic DEAT for some reason. Something to do with the napalm content of my sig.

Steve was never moved, I just couldn't be arsed to make more :D

These are great!

If you're taking requests, take a stab at FT. Hint: just add spaceships. The dynamics are basically the same, except we have an alphabet soup of alliances: ESUS, GFFA, GE, GA, TOY, etc.

great... should put the comics in one thread and have the comments in another.

:D keep it up.

Hey Toopaxia, you mind if I 'Flash-ify' some of this? Its absolute gold.

Hey Toopaxia, you mind if I 'Flash-ify' some of this? Its absolute gold.

I'd love it man, go go...

This is great, it reminds me of the Order of the Stick.

hahha! These are brilliant.

This is great, it reminds me of the Order of the Stick.

oh excellent another OOTS fan, That's where I got the initial inspiration from, just tweeked to an NS version :P

ah 2 more Comics...

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/844/newbtopian157ga.png

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/1691/newbtopian162fm.png

Please sir, I want some more.

Patiently waits...

*prodprod*

Tagged cos thread tools aren't working.

*prodprod*

Tagged cos thread tools aren't working.

Dammit. They aren't working for me either.

*grumble grumble*

Maybe a parody of Jolt is in order? ;)

Hi, I'm an RPer, and I'm not here to curse you out for making fun of us. Rather, I absolutely love these comics, and I hope they continue. As a suggestion, you could address Earth II, III, etc.

Wow, I like this. Funny. I'm not being sarcastic in the least. RDRR

Funny shit, man. Check your TGs.

Not sure if I'm being an ass, but I would love it if I was in one of them.

Keep them comming.

You have to do one on Chronosia.

One message I need to say to you, Toopoxia. Check it up, my man. Funny stuff.

What?! I get to this page and the comics stop! Never! I demand more! :headbang:

*applauds Toopoxia*

oki, so I felt like making somthing to parody NS, so I made a comic, and I figured where best to post than, none other, then only place I rarely post, so enjoy and try to find the many errors I have made...

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/1713/newbtopian11rb.png

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/2584/newbtopian25oy.png

If the Mods/Admins think this is way spam or anything then I'm sorry in advance, and if anyone laughs then thanks in advance...

Oh and if this has been done before could you show me the link so I can steal ideas :P
Bwhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....ahhahahahahaha

hehe this thread is funny :)

the style kinda reminds me of Red vs Blue...
some of it would make more sense tho if i was an RPer, heh. for example:

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/1691/newbtopian162fm.png
what does "SIC" mean? :confused: :(




oh yes, and more please :)

hehe this thread is funny :)

the style kinda reminds me of Red vs Blue...
some of it would make more sense tho if i was an RPer, heh. for example:

what does "SIC" mean? :confused: :(




oh yes, and more please :)

SIC means "Secret In Content". It's used by RPers when they want to post something but don't want people to RP noticing the event. It's mainly used when you want people to know you're doing something (like committing genocide, developing new weapons, etc.) but you don't want a reaction yet (like a dogpile or a declaration of war). For example, if I used:

SIC:
The graveyard was quiet, only nothing now but the soft whisper of a broken body’s cry, his tears running like red creeks amongst the dead. He was to join them soon, his fingers nothing more than stripped bone and his sinew in jars amongst his features. Glass shards were etched into his skin, the remains of his red soft flesh gushing out the warmth of blood and pride. They stood atop him, looking down with their red cruel eyes. Two years of proud rule, two years of democracy – gone, destroyed by an ambitious son. His head was not accustomed to have the crown taken of his cranium, but it mattered not anymore. With it, the knife slowly moving down, the visceral pain magnified as his eyes cried tears, all amongst the graveyard.

By using "SIC", anybody reading it would know that they're not allowed to know ICly (In Content) what is going on. It's happening in secret.

SIC means "Secret In Content". It's used by RPers when they want to post something but don't want people to RP noticing the event. It's mainly used when you want people to know you're doing something (like committing genocide, developing new weapons, etc.) but you don't want a reaction yet (like a dogpile or a declaration of war). For example, if I used:

SIC:
The graveyard was quiet, only nothing now but the soft whisper of a broken body’s cry, his tears running like red creeks amongst the dead. He was to join them soon, his fingers nothing more than stripped bone and his sinew in jars amongst his features. Glass shards were etched into his skin, the remains of his red soft flesh gushing out the warmth of blood and pride. They stood atop him, looking down with their red cruel eyes. Two years of proud rule, two years of democracy – gone, destroyed by an ambitious son. His head was not accustomed to have the crown taken of his cranium, but it mattered not anymore. With it, the knife slowly moving down, the visceral pain magnified as his eyes cried tears, all amongst the graveyard.

By using "SIC", anybody reading it would know that they're not allowed to know ICly (In Content) what is going on. It's happening in secret.
thank you - great explaination :) you learn something every day :p

No problemo.

Hahaha! I love it! Make more and I will be extra nerdy by forwarding them to my friends who will not understand. <3

Toopoxia, check your TG's...

Hahaha! I love it! Make more and I will be extra nerdy by forwarding them to my friends who will not understand. <3

That's all that matters...?

That is the reason I do not roleplay with NS'ers.

Oki after a relativly mild absence I've returned bringing up to 5 episodes, gonna stick to the schedule except I'll post this the 21st episode to dispell all the RL NS nation requests.

http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/7742/newbtopian214dt.png

I'll be back with Episode 17 & 18 in a bit.

(note the wrongly typed title, I assure that this is episode 21 and not Episode 5)

Oki after a relativly mild absence I've returned bringing up to 5 episodes, gonna stick to the schedule except I'll post this the 21st episode to dispell all the RL NS nation requests.

http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/7742/newbtopian214dt.png

Kraven going to eat you for that one. Lol.

Kraven going to eat you for that one. Lol.

Well originally he was gonna say "Why am I wearing a skirt?" But I decided it'd be funnier if he poked fun at MSpaints inability to define gender, a problem always...

Ah…I think you would still be ate by him. If you want, you can do one with the Count. Have him going at AMF or JWolf, the player meeting his good old buddy, Chronosia.

Heh...

Excellent stuff as always, Toop. Keep up the good work!

That's all that matters...?

I guess...wait, what are you talking about?

ROFLMFAO!!!! Gold! :D

Ooh, I have another suggestion, once you finish up any current story arcs. How about the frequent Civil Wars?

I'll see what I can do, for now here's the continuation of the big war we last saw Orange and Brown fighting in...

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/1522/newbtopian174nb.png

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7431/newbtopian185ux.png

And the RL stats for the COOKIE Tank

COOKIE Tank

General characteristics
Crew: 1
Length: 1 m
Width: 0 m
Height: 1 m
Weight: 0 tonnes

Armour and armament
Armour: 12mm Balsa wood
Main armament: 123mm Smoothbore Rifled Elongated Explosive Round Ended Cannon thingy
Secondary armament: A Machine gun

Mobility
Power plant: Power of self esteem
1,000 hp (750 kW)
Suspension: The 2D, always flat, terrain it goes over.
Road speed: 1 Frame a second
Power/weight: A lot
Range: 6 Frames apparently

Make more, these are t3h funn3h.

Oki after a relativly mild absence I've returned bringing up to 5 episodes, gonna stick to the schedule except I'll post this the 21st episode to dispell all the RL NS nation requests.

http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/7742/newbtopian214dt.png

I'll be back with Episode 17 & 18 in a bit.

(note the wrongly typed title, I assure that this is episode 21 and not Episode 5)

Haha, hurrah!

this is a complimentary tag.

le ha! le hahahaha! le ha again! ... what? no i'm not french! go away, you silly person.

anyway, these comics are very amuseing. nice stats on that tank there.... i want one :D

I guess...wait, what are you talking about?

I don't know. :confused:

Toox, I remember when I was the funniest guy in the RP boards. Not that I am not funny, but I need a younger successor. Therefore.

(passes the Torch of Humour(TM) to Toox)

You are to carry on the tradition of humour in the RP boards! You must bring light to the jaded, and funny to the masses. You must be willing to look like an idiot. You must be ready for the persecution of the masses if you accept this torch!

Plus that comic pwns.

YAY! Torch! *sets self on fire*

Oh god Help Me!

last of the big war story arc, sorry for the delay I was trapped in Bury St Edmunds

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/5729/newbtopian191xv.png

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/222/newbtopian201es.png

I'd rather you didn't use my comic templates if that's fine with you, y'know nothing against you or anything, if you do use my comic as a template then please mark at the bottom or somthing that you got the template from "Acco Spoot" (pen-name)

...It's six squares...

Bah, darn it. Now I must create more comics and compete with you! I want the title of Official Rival.

Lord in heaven...

Yes, I think we found TIOR's heir.

xD!, I've only seen the first like 6, but they are hilarious, could you edit them in your first post, or like have one link to link them all together?

Awsome stuff, real awsome stuff. Bravo, keep it up.

I like these, theyre like dilbert, only for NS

It's here, the long awaited Episodes 21 and 22 of the critically acclaimed Newbtopian Comics

NOTE: Gay jokes ahead, look away if easily offended

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6808/ep21ah8.png

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/8972/ep22fj9.png

I have more, much more

PG 13, swearwords ahoy!

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/2518/newbtopian31pf.png

Episode 4

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/6995/newbtopian41yg.png

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/vonbek/nerd.gif

BRAVO!!!!!!!

Yeah, great comic, keep it up!
/tagged

Good stuff.