Evil Ninja Death Cat Gets Probation.
Lunatic Goofballs
21-06-2006, 00:10
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/06/20/lewis.lives.ap/index.html
Follow-up to a previous story:
Attack cat's life spared. Gets two years probation.
This is like 14 years of house confinement to a human. But at least Lewis The Evil Ninja Death Cat is still alive. :)
Pfft, Lewis is no match for Dr. McNinja (www.drmcninja.com)
Philosopy
21-06-2006, 00:13
That's a purr-fect punishment. One day it may be able to claw its way back into society, but for now, it'll have to pre-fur to stay inside.
Kryozerkia
21-06-2006, 00:15
Ugh... if you touch an animal you see outside, of course it's your damn fault if it does something like scratch you.
Lunatic Goofballs
21-06-2006, 00:30
Ugh... if you touch an animal you see outside, of course it's your damn fault if it does something like scratch you.
Apparently, Lewis didn't always wait to be touched. According to the first story, he'd pounce people's legs and struck the Avon Lady as she was getting out of her car.
And he'd us all four paws and his teeth. He was trying to cause as much damage as possible and was difficult or impossile to scare off.
He is what every cat dreams of being. :)
Markreich
21-06-2006, 00:31
This is like 5 miles from my house.
Lunatic Goofballs
21-06-2006, 00:32
Pfft, Lewis is no match for Dr. McNinja (www.drmcninja.com)
I think it'd be one hell of a fight. But don't underestimate Lewis' first strike capabilities. :)
I think it'd be one hell of a fight. But don't underestimate Lewis' first strike capabilities. :)
True, but Dr. McNinja has a gorilla secretary to back him up.
Cannot think of a name
21-06-2006, 00:45
Is it just me or is that cat huge...
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/LAW/06/20/lewis.lives.ap/story.lewis.cat.ap.jpg
And he looks like he wants a piece of the reporter off to the side...
That cat shouldve been declawed
That cat shouldve been declawed
I thought cat's claws regrew :confused:
Sumamba Buwhan
21-06-2006, 00:53
I liked this line
"He will not retreat," Kettman said. "His mouth is open and his tail is swishing."
Lunatic Goofballs
21-06-2006, 01:01
I thought cat's claws regrew :confused:
If they're clipped, yes. But declawing is the actual removal of the part of the anatomy that grows and anchors the claws. Some people equate it to removing from the first knuckle up on each of our fingers. That's why some people are against declawing. I'm one of them.
British Stereotypes
21-06-2006, 01:01
That cat shouldve been declawed
Why don't you try declawing The Evil Ninja Death Cat and see if you survive.