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Close it, it's Spam.

Evil Satanic OzMonkeys
20-06-2006, 16:00
Yes Remote Islands, some people can talk about spam without a hacker accent.

meh!!! ESO's a spamer! meh! call the reinfarzemants!!! meh!!! i'm remote islands!!! meh!!!

Good impersonation, huh?

Well, what I'm saying is that recently, UCLA did a study on canned foods. Most of them, like Ho-Hos, are impervious to heat, water, and many other things, but they have decided that they are mostly harmless. Except for one. SPAM!!!! SPAM!!!! SPAM!!!!! They say the mix is dangerous!!! SPAM!!!!

Hard to believe I made that whole thing up, huh? If spam was dangerous, I would be a terrorist. But, if morons were dangerous, Remote Islands would be an evil mastermind. So, everyone wins. I'm not a terrorist, and Remote Islands isn't REALLY a moron. I just despise him with all of my heart, for there is no soul there to hate him with. I could go for some animal crackers, you?

I'm too sexy for your face. Too sexy for your face, I'm to sexy for your face....I'm too sexy for your mom, too sexy for your mom, I'm too sexy for your mom.....I'm too sexy for this song...

I have been listening to some music lately, and it's inspired me to smoke some stuff. I'm pretty sure this thread was inspired by that "stuff." Probably The Poll Poll, too.
BogMarsh
20-06-2006, 16:10
Just...just stop talking. Now. Don't talk. Shut up. Just, don't play. Stop.
Minoriteeburg
20-06-2006, 16:12
Yes Remote Islands, some people can talk about spam without a hacker accent.

meh!!! ESO's a spamer! meh! call the reinfarzemants!!! meh!!! i'm remote islands!!! meh!!!

Good impersonation, huh?

Well, what I'm saying is that recently, UCLA did a study on canned foods. Most of them, like Ho-Hos, are impervious to heat, water, and many other things, but they have decided that they are mostly harmless. Except for one. SPAM!!!! SPAM!!!! SPAM!!!!! They say the mix is dangerous!!! SPAM!!!!

Hard to believe I made that whole thing up, huh? If spam was dangerous, I would be a terrorist. But, if morons were dangerous, Remote Islands would be an evil mastermind. So, everyone wins. I'm not a terrorist, and Remote Islands isn't REALLY a moron. I just despise him with all of my heart, for there is no soul there to hate him with. I could go for some animal crackers, you?

I'm too sexy for your face. Too sexy for your face, I'm to sexy for your face....I'm too sexy for your mom, too sexy for your mom, I'm too sexy for your mom.....I'm too sexy for this song...

I have been listening to some music lately, and it's inspired me to smoke some stuff. I'm pretty sure this thread was inspired by that "stuff." Probably The Poll Poll, too.


you turned a spat with another NSer into a thread??? how depressing....
Andaluciae
20-06-2006, 16:14
That's impressive, your thread is unique in it's wandering and absurdity.
The Remote Islands
20-06-2006, 16:16
I just despise him with all of my heart.
Oooh, NOW you're in trouble.
Cluichstan
20-06-2006, 16:17
http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/inbefodalock.GIF
Minoriteeburg
20-06-2006, 16:18
I dont think ill ever get tired of that pic.
Cluichstan
20-06-2006, 16:19
I dont think ill ever get tired of that pic.

I obviously haven't yet. :D
The Remote Islands
20-06-2006, 16:19
http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/inbefodalock.GIF
Oh, yeah, Cluichstan? Remember that thread in which you posted those DISGUSTING pictures of The Joker? Well it's on the front page, so we can battle.
Cluichstan
20-06-2006, 16:23
Oh, yeah, Cluichstan? Remember that thread in which you posted those DISGUSTING pictures of The Joker? Well it's on the front page, so we can battle.

You don't want to go up against me, mate. :p
Minoriteeburg
20-06-2006, 16:24
You don't want to go up against me, mate. :p

*pulls up a lawnchair, beer and some chips* this should get interesting..
The Remote Islands
20-06-2006, 16:30
You don't want to go up against me, mate. :p
Oh YEAH?! I have MANY tricks up MY sleeve.:gundge:
Cluichstan
20-06-2006, 16:31
Oh YEAH?! I have MANY tricks up MY sleeve.:gundge:


Ah, yes, like the stupid gun smiley... :rolleyes:

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/you.jpg

You lose already.
The Remote Islands
20-06-2006, 16:32
*pulls up a lawnchair, beer and some chips* this should get interesting..
What kind of chips are those?
Minoriteeburg
20-06-2006, 16:32
Ah, yes, like the stupid gun smiley... :rolleyes:

You lose already.


not just any gun smiley the worst one of them all......remote islands you get 500 dork points
Minoriteeburg
20-06-2006, 16:33
What kind of chips are those?


notcho chips!


*gives 50 dork points to self*
The Remote Islands
20-06-2006, 16:34
Ah, yes, like the stupid gun smiley... :rolleyes:

*Snip disgusting picture*

You lose already.
GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!


*Bodyslams Cluichstan and ties him up*
Minoriteeburg
20-06-2006, 16:35
GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!


*Bodyslams Cluichstan and ties him up*


see this is why im in the blackmail video business.
The Remote Islands
20-06-2006, 16:35
notcho chips!


*gives 50 dork points to self*
Mmmm, can I have some?
Cluichstan
20-06-2006, 16:35
GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!


*Bodyslams Cluichstan and ties him up*

Come now...

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/i_eat_n00bs.jpg
The Remote Islands
20-06-2006, 16:37
not just any gun smiley the worst one of them all......remote islands you get 500 dork points
*Sarcastically*

Yay. All hail me. Yay.
The Remote Islands
20-06-2006, 16:40
Come now...

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/i_eat_n00bs.jpg
*Blasts Cluichstan into oblivion using my trusty-rusty Theronuclear Chocolate Donuts and some Pizza Tomahawk Missiles*
Cluichstan
20-06-2006, 16:43
*Blasts Cluichstan into oblivion using my trusty-rusty Theronuclear Chocolate Donuts and some Pizza Tomahawk Missiles*

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/roomthinksfunny.jpg
The Remote Islands
20-06-2006, 16:47
http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/roomthinksfunny.jpg
*Pulls out the VERY SHARP PROFESSIONAL HUNTING KNIFE that once cut off TRI's hand, cuts up Cluichstan, cooks him, and serves to Minoriteeburg and me*
Cluichstan
20-06-2006, 16:50
*Pulls out the VERY SHARP PROFESSIONAL HUNTING KNIFE that once cut off TRI's hand, cuts up Cluichstan, cooks him, and serves to Minoriteeburg and me*

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/domesticEthug.jpg
The Remote Islands
20-06-2006, 16:52
http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/domesticEthug.jpg
I think you're beginning to picture-spam, Cluichstan.
Cluichstan
20-06-2006, 16:54
I think you're beginning to picture-spam, Cluichstan.

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/spam.gif
Minoriteeburg
20-06-2006, 16:54
I think you're beginning to picture-spam, Cluichstan.


beginning?
The Remote Islands
20-06-2006, 16:56
http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/spam.gif
All right, then, i'll just go get a Mod.
Allers
20-06-2006, 16:58
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/gaffeur/bushblitzkrieg.jpg

highly spamist
Cluichstan
20-06-2006, 16:59
All right, then, i'll just go get a Mod.

Such an unbelievable wanker you are.

Oh, and enjoy!

http://www.zaldiva.com/images/MISCELLANEOUS/COSTUMES/jokermask_pro1.jpg


:p
Cluichstan
20-06-2006, 17:00
And don't bother running to the mods, child. This thread's already been reported in the Moderation forum.
The Remote Islands
20-06-2006, 17:05
Such an unbelievable wanker you are.

Oh, and enjoy!
*Snip disgusting picture*

:p
Okay, you win, that one could give me nightmares. I'm done. I lose.

*Gives Cluichstan some chocolate chip cookies*

Here. It's your reward for winning.
Cluichstan
20-06-2006, 17:06
W00t!
The Remote Islands
20-06-2006, 17:11
W00t!
I'm tired of looking at deformed Jokers.
You DEFINITELY win.
Here, it's your REAL reward for winning.

*Gives Cluichstan a 4.0 Pentium computer*
Minoriteeburg
20-06-2006, 17:15
W00t!


you pounded that poor childs brain into jelly with spam
Cluichstan
20-06-2006, 17:16
you pounded that poor childs brain into jelly with spam

Yeah, I'm just that good. :cool:
The Remote Islands
20-06-2006, 17:17
you pounded that poor childs brain into jelly with spam
Yeah, Minoritee's actually RIGHT!!!!


You'll pay for this, Cluichstan.:mad:
Cluichstan
20-06-2006, 17:19
Yeah, Minoritee's actually RIGHT!!!!


You'll pay for this, Cluichstan.:mad:

Minoritee, frighteningly enough, is quite often right.

And anytime you care to try, TRI, just remember, there are a lot more Joker pics where that one came from... ;)

For instance:

http://www.gortner.com/batman/joker.jpg

:p
Minoriteeburg
20-06-2006, 17:20
Minoritee, frighteningly enough, is quite often right.


truer words have never been spoken.


don't let the semen jokes fool you , theres actually a brain somewhere in my head.
The Remote Islands
20-06-2006, 17:22
truer words have never been spoken.


don't let the semen jokes fool you , theres actually a brain somewhere in my head.
Right.
Minoriteeburg
20-06-2006, 17:23
Right.

exactly
The Remote Islands
20-06-2006, 17:25
exactly
You're ALWAYS right, Minoriteeburg! Your brain's bigger than mine! You should have known that you're exceedingly smaht.
Minoriteeburg
20-06-2006, 17:26
You're ALWAYS right, Minoriteeburg! Your brain's bigger than mine!


that isnt the only thing thats bigger...
Cluichstan
20-06-2006, 17:26
truer words have never been spoken.


don't let the semen jokes fool you , theres actually a brain somewhere in my head.

Yeah...somewhere... ;)

EDIT: Sigged yet again! W00T! :cool:
The Remote Islands
20-06-2006, 17:37
[QUOTE=Evil Satanic OzMonkeys]

meh!!! ESO's a spamer! meh! call the reinfarzemants!!! meh!!! i'm remote islands!!! meh!!!

Good impersonation, huh?

[QUOTE]
That's really insulting.

I'll get you for that.
Minoriteeburg
20-06-2006, 17:41
Yeah...somewhere... ;)

EDIT: Sigged yet again! W00T! :cool:


i sig all my praise
Cluichstan
20-06-2006, 17:42
i sig all my praise

Don't go raining on my parade, mate. :p
The Remote Islands
20-06-2006, 17:42
i sig all my praise
You win this thread.
Minoriteeburg
20-06-2006, 17:43
You win this thread.


I win every thread, its just normally me who says i win.
The Remote Islands
20-06-2006, 17:44
Don't go raining on my parade, mate. :p
Don't worry, I wont.........



..................i'll HAIL ON IT!!!!!!! MMUAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJFHDFJHDMGBFGNIUNIUHNHGS!!!!!!!!!!
R0cka
20-06-2006, 17:46
you turned a spat with another NSer into a thread??? how depressing....


The over use of meh, is pretty bad too.
The Remote Islands
20-06-2006, 17:48
i sig all my praise
Hey, waitaminute, i've been giving you lots of praise, and you haven't sigged me yet!
The Remote Islands
20-06-2006, 17:50
Oh, yeah, Cluichstan, you'll still pay for turning my brain into jelly today. And i've got the Mods on MY side.