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Watch This Youtube Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1-tBjSNK4c&search=tax)

Now I ask you, would you rather pay taxes or get struck in the groin repeatedly for a day?

Do I get a cup? You know, a C-U-P. I wanna See You Pee.

Watch This Youtube Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1-tBjSNK4c&search=tax)

Now I ask you, would you rather pay taxes or get struck in the groin repeatedly for a day?

LOL! That's a good video, we need ads like that in America!

As to the question, is there really a diffrence? I mean they're both painful and you try very hard to avoid them both, but you just can't.

Watch This Youtube Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1-tBjSNK4c&search=tax)

Now I ask you, would you rather pay taxes or get struck in the groin repeatedly for a day?

Well seeing as my testicles are not from Krypton, as Lunatic Goofballs apparently are, I'd go with taxes.

Both please.


Thank you sir, may I have another?

Both please.


Thank you sir, may I have another?
winner
of
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That's great! They should make that into a real law. Pay your taxes or get kicked in the groin.
I'll certainly pay my taxes when I get my new job as a tax-enforcer.

*Buys a pair of big chunky spiked boots*

It depends...

...if I get kicked in the groin, how long am I exempt from taxes?

I figure I'll happily get kicked in the groin every 15 minutes for 24 hours if it means a lifetime tax exemption.

I would not, however, care to get kicked in the groin even once if I'm only exempt for a single year.

It's a ratio, see...and I intend it to be in my favor. :p

1) What is up with all the youtubr around these days?
2) Taxes they are a necassary evil.

Watch This Youtube Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1-tBjSNK4c&search=tax)

Now I ask you, would you rather pay taxes or get struck in the groin repeatedly for a day?
Investing in shields for my crotch would be the best choice. That's right, shields. Not some stupid metal cup. I'm gonna have a force field in mah pants, baby!

...

'Course, there is a high probability I will fry my delicate parts to a golden crisp...

What happens to women who refuse to pay their taxes?
Do we still get hit in the crotch, because it dosn't hurt nearly so much.
It dosn't seem quite as fair does it...Oh well. :p

What happens to women who refuse to pay their taxes?
Do we still get hit in the crotch, because it dosn't hurt nearly so much.
It dosn't seem quite as fair does it...Oh well. :p
That's when they unleash the Tittie Twister Squad.

What happens to women who refuse to pay their taxes?
Do we still get hit in the crotch, because it dosn't hurt nearly so much.
It dosn't seem quite as fair does it...Oh well. :p
We shall see about that.;)

That's when they unleash the Tittie Twister Squad.
:eek:

That doesn't seem so much a punishment as an excuse for you to molest women.

What if Groin Strike actually meant men got no groinal activity if they didn't pay their taxes?:eek:

We shall see about that.;)

Oh, I'm sure I can think of something...


*ebil grin*

What if Groin Strike actually meant men got no groinal activity if they didn't pay their taxes?:eek:
*Nods* That would be more effective.

But I don't like it. Delete that post before anyone sees!

*Nods* That would be more effective.

But I don't like it. Delete that post before anyone sees!
NEVAR!!!

NEVAR!!!
I suppose you don't have to if you don't want...:(

So. Do you pay your taxes? ;)

I suppose you don't have to if you don't want...:(

So. Do you pay your taxes? ;)
Government takes them for me so i don't really need to fill anything out.
In fact they probably owe me money.:p :rolleyes:

You can pay my taxes any day.;)

Government takes them for me so i don't really need to fill anything out.
In fact they probably owe me money.:p :rolleyes:

You can pay my taxes any day.;)
I'm owed nearly £500 for paying too much tax. I was too lazy to go through all the bother of trying to get it back since I stopped working a few months back. I am getting a little skint now though. I'll phone up the tax office and pester them. Thanks for reminding me of that. :fluffle:

I'm owed nearly £500 for paying too much tax. I was too lazy to go through all the bother of trying to get it back since I stopped working a few months back. I am getting a little skint now though. I'll phone up the tax office and pester them. Thanks for reminding me of that. :fluffle:
£500 is quite a bit of money when converted into NZ $ but that is all relative to the cost of living in each nation...

Care to slip me a sly fiver?

£500 is quite a bit of money when converted into NZ $ but that is all relative to the cost of living in each nation...

Care to slip me a sly fiver?
I was only in that job for four months. I was being paid the minimum wage, by the hour. But I still had to pay the maximum about of tax because the incompetent manager never sorted it out, and it wasn't just me as well. It's going to take me ages to get it back, I just know it. All those phone calls I'll have to make...*sighs*

Oh well. I'll give you some NS money if you want. *Hands over £10 000*

I was only in that job for four months. I was being paid the minimum wage, by the hour. But I still had to pay the maximum about of tax because the incompetent manager never sorted it out, and it wasn't just me as well. It's going to take me ages to get it back, I just know it. All those phone calls I'll have to make...*sighs*

Oh well. I'll give you some NS money if you want. *Hands over £10 000*
W00T NS MONEY!:fluffle:

W00T NS MONEY!:fluffle:
It's not that great. You can't spend it in the real world...:(

It's not that great. You can't spend it in the real world...:(
Probably don't have anything to spend it on here either.:(

Probably don't have anything to spend it on here either.:(

You can buy food for the occasional troll ;)

You can buy food for the occasional troll ;)
With £10 000?? He'd better throw us all a big party with that kind of money!

You can buy food for the occasional troll ;)
That would be a waste, people seem to 'feed the Trolls' anyways.:p

You're getting off-topic! That's very bad...:mad:

*Punches everyone in the groin*

Lol.. That's a great ad.

I would rather just pay taxes though, heh.

You're getting off-topic! That's very bad...:mad:

*Punches everyone in the groin*
Dosunn is wearing a 'CUP' what effect did it have on them?

Dosunn is wearing a 'CUP' what effect did it have on them?
*Whacks anyone wearing a cup with a sledgehammer*

Watch This Youtube Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1-tBjSNK4c&search=tax)

Now I ask you, would you rather pay taxes or get struck in the groin repeatedly for a day?
Pay your taxes or spend the week with the pain monster.

Pay your taxes or spend the week with the pain monster.
Does the pain monster have tenticles? :eek:

*Whacks anyone wearing a cup with a sledgehammer*
I see.

I see.
You can't escape the law. :cool:

You can't escape the law. :cool:
Indeed.
You heard the lady!:mad:
http://www.micechat.com/forums/images/smilies/offtopic.gif

It depends...

...if I get kicked in the groin, how long am I exempt from taxes?

I figure I'll happily get kicked in the groin every 15 minutes for 24 hours if it means a lifetime tax exemption.

I would not, however, care to get kicked in the groin even once if I'm only exempt for a single year.

It's a ratio, see...and I intend it to be in my favor. :p

I figure I'm probably going to get struck in the groin at least six times per year. I might as well take a few more to avoid taxes. :p

Investing in shields for my crotch would be the best choice. That's right, shields. Not some stupid metal cup. I'm gonna have a force field in mah pants, baby!

...

'Course, there is a high probability I will fry my delicate parts to a golden crisp...

Science demands sacrifices. If the loss of your privates means a working crotch force field then you will not have lost your junk in vain. :)

Watch This Youtube Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1-tBjSNK4c&search=tax)

Now I ask you, would you rather pay taxes or get struck in the groin repeatedly for a day?
If it's a choice between NEVER having to pay taxes again or being kicked in the groin for a day, I'll take the groin kicks. But if I have to get kicked in the groin every day that I go without paying taxes...well, I don't think my groin is going to be having that.

If it's a choice between NEVER having to pay taxes again or being kicked in the groin for a day, I'll take the groin kicks. But if I have to get kicked in the groin every day that I go without paying taxes...well, I don't think my groin is going to be having that.

One day a year. *nod*

One day a year. *nod*
Okay, then I've got just a few more questions:

Who is doing the kicking, and what kind of shoe are they wearing? And what kind of pants am I wearing for this?

It's not that great. You can't spend it in the real world...:(

What is this...how you say...real world? :confused:

Okay, then I've got just a few more questions:

Who is doing the kicking, and what kind of shoe are they wearing? And what kind of pants am I wearing for this?
That would be I doing the hitting. I have a big pair of heavy spiky boots and a sledgehammer. You may wear whatever pants you wish.

What is this...how you say...real world? :confused:
The place full of scary people that communicate with sounds...:rolleyes:

Okay, then I've got just a few more questions:

Who is doing the kicking, and what kind of shoe are they wearing? And what kind of pants am I wearing for this?

It'll be a specific day of the year. Like Tax Day. Kind of like Cinco De Mayo but with fewer piñatas and more groin strikes. So you can wear whatever you want except for banned groin protection gear. As for who will be doing the kicking, you will be assigned someone at random from a pool of volunteers. Who knows? You might get me. :)

The place full of scary people that communicate with sounds...:rolleyes:
Gah! You mean...people still make sounds...to communicate.:eek: Heresy!

The place full of scary people that communicate with sounds...:rolleyes:

Oh, you mean Skype. Okay. :p

It'll be a specific day of the year. Like Tax Day. Kind of like Cinco De Mayo but with fewer piñatas and more groin strikes. So you can wear whatever you want except for banned groin protection gear. As for who will be doing the kicking, you will be assigned someone at random from a pool of volunteers. Who knows? You might get me. :)
Sounds fair. But no cleats.

Oh, you mean Skype. Okay. :p
LOL No, MSN does it, too, and maybe AIM.;)

*Whacks anyone wearing a cup with a sledgehammer*

Wow you're mean!

Wow you're mean!
You have no idea....

Wow you're mean!

And you're a boat full of hobo arses.

Wow you're mean!
:eek:

You're creepy!

:eek:

You're creepy!

Wrong thread. That one was moved to spam. ;)

And you're a boat full of hobo arses.
:eek:

You're creepy!
LMAO You people really are jerks!:p

Wrong thread. That one was moved to spam. ;)
She does it in all of them.

:eek:

You're creepy!
*whacks BritSter with a pillow*

She does it in all of them.

Gotta admire her consistency. ;)

*whacks BritSter with a pillow*
Psst! I think that's what she means!":p

*whacks BritSter with a pillow*
That was silly, I have my pillow-case-of-heavy-objects remember.
Actually, I have a sledgehammer. Do you pay your taxes?

Gotta admire her consistency. ;)
Aye, it is quite a feat for her to interrupt her arbitrary flirting to call Bumboat creepy so often.;)

Aye, it is quite a feat for her to interrupt her arbitrary flirting to call Bumboat creepy so often.;)
Maybe I should change it to:

:eek:

You're creepy! That is so sexy. ;)

Taxes. Definitely.


Even though taxes are EVIL!!!!!

Maybe I should change it to:

:eek:

You're creepy! That is so sexy. ;)
I'm surprised you haven't already.:p

I'm surprised you haven't already.:p
I'm not that bad! I don't flirt in every post do I? *Reads through this thread*
Does punching guys in the groin count as flirting? :rolleyes:

Maybe I should change it to:

:eek:

You're creepy! That is so sexy. ;)

Ah, so creepy works... ;)

I'm not that bad! I don't flirt in every post do I? *Reads through this thread*
Does punching guys in the groin count as flirting? :rolleyes:
Eh, it's you, so yes.;)

Ah, so creepy works... ;)
Hasn't yet for me....
*checks MSN*

Hasn't yet for me....
*checks MSN*
You aren't creepy. You are just...cute. :fluffle:

You aren't creepy. You are just...cute. :fluffle:
I don't really know how to reply to this without ruining the moment so: :fluffle:

Eh, it's you, so yes.;)
:eek: *Whacks you in the groin with my sledgehammer*
In fact, I love you so much I think I'll get my chainsaw...

:eek: *Whacks you in the groin with my sledgehammer*
In fact, I love you so much I think I'll get my chainsaw...

Now that's love!

Now that's love!
I love you too, sweetheart! ;)

Watch This Youtube Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1-tBjSNK4c&search=tax)

Now I ask you, would you rather pay taxes or get struck in the groin repeatedly for a day?

I'd like to plead the 5th...

I love you too, sweetheart! ;)

Yeah, yeah... :p

I'd like to plead the 5th...

I prefer to drink it.

Yeah, yeah... :p
I suppose I should clean FDs blood of my chainsaw before I show my affections..

I suppose I should clean FDs blood of my chainsaw before I show my affections..

'sokay, don't want you to love me that much. Although you never did reply to my offer to meet me in the non-fiction section in a certain other thread... :p

:eek: *Whacks you in the groin with my sledgehammer*
In fact, I love you so much I think I'll get my chainsaw...
You missed! Good thing my "wallet" isn't as big as Gravlen says.:p But now I have to get my broken hip joint fixed with a synthetic replacement.:(

Chainsaw's a bad idea. You know how Godmoddy I get around chainsaws.

I'd like to plead the 5th...

Yes, after the fifth groin strike I usually start pleading too. :(

If I were president, you would first pay your taxes in the form of kicks to the groin and then have to pay an amount of money equal to the number of kicks.

I like that the video basically equates taxes and protection money.

Talk about coerisve force...

If I were president, you would first pay your taxes in the form of kicks to the groin and then have to pay an amount of money equal to the number of kicks.
WTF?
Less kicks to the groin ... less taxes?

You might be on to something, although i'm a little concerned about what it is exactly you're on to.

Well seeing as my testicles are not from Krypton, as Lunatic Goofballs apparently are, I'd go with taxes.

Same here.

There is only so much a man can take. Getting kicked in the nuts repeatedly is not one of them.



:eek:

Getting kicked in the nuts repeatedly is not one of them.



:eek:
Or flicked, even. *nods emphatically*

Same here.

There is only so much a man can take. Getting kicked in the nuts repeatedly is not one of them.



:eek:
I handled it pretty well....It was only half an hour of a half-Mexican girl with really strong legs kicking me, but I kept a silly grin on my face the whole time, which only served to irritate her and prompted harder kicks.

I handled it pretty well....It was only half an hour of a half-Mexican girl with really strong legs kicking me, but I kept a silly grin on my face the whole time, which only served to irritate her and prompted harder kicks.
I'd venture to post that this post is indeed the last nail in the coffin.
*nods*

I'd venture to post that this post is indeed the last nail in the coffin.
*nods*
Nah, takes more'n that to stop me.;)
*pries coffin lid with Spam Dragon claw*

Nah, takes more'n that to stop me.;)
*pries coffin lid with Spam Dragon claw*
Oh, i didn't say you were IN the coffin ... since i'm not done defiling your inconveniently animate cadaver.

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/204.gif

Oh, i didn't say you were IN the coffin ... since i'm not done defiling your inconveniently animate cadaver.

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/204.gif
I know. I pried it open from the outside. You can't really expect to trap me in a dead thread. I need to feed on live, healthy ones, too.:p

I know. I pried it open from the outside. You can't really expect to trap me in a dead thread.Not trap you anymore than two copulating dogs in the lovelock ... ;)
*gets out the garden hose*

I need to feed on live, healthy ones, too.:p
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb276.gif

Not trap you anymore than two copulating dogs in the lovelock ... ;)
*gets out the garden hose*


http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb276.gif
LOL This is true.
*flees from garden hose*

LOL This is true.
*flees from garden hose*
*notes humour of coffin not letting go of Collateral squared until it's done with him ... banging around the forum with coffin in tow*
*laughs sadistically, with a mere twinge of sympathetic genital pain*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/676.gif

*notes humour of coffin not letting go of Collateral squared until it's done with him ... banging around the forum with coffin in tow*
*laughs sadistically, with a mere twinge of sympathetic genital pain*
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/676.gif
Is now a bad time to tell you that as the mighty Spam Dragon I breathe fire?
*immolates Straughn with fireball*:D

And that wasn't the coffin, btw. She's much more...skilled at her craft than a coffin.;) :cool:

Is now a bad time to tell you that as the mighty Spam Dragon I breathe fire?
*immolates Straughn with fireball*:D

And that wasn't the coffin, btw. She's much more...skilled at her craft than a coffin.;) :cool:
*The Remote Islands steps in wielding a hammer and looking like a handyman and a construction worker*

Why did you turn Straughn into toast?


Wait, toast......
*Eats toast*

I have been sent by the CIA, FBI, and the fat guy who likes to eat to quell the spam.

In other words..... *Gets out chainsaw* .......You know what I mean.

I have been sent by the CIA, FBI, and the fat guy who likes to eat to quell the spam.

In other words..... *Gets out chainsaw* .......You know what I mean.

Bring it on!

http://www.modernsurf.com/spam/spamanm.gif

*The Remote Islands steps in wielding a hammer and looking like a handyman and a construction worker*

Why did you turn Straughn into toast?


Wait, toast......
*Eats toast*

I have been sent by the CIA, FBI, and the fat guy who likes to eat to quell the spam.

In other words..... *Gets out chainsaw* .......You know what I mean.
What is it with you anti-spammers with chainsaws? I turned him into toast for his silly antics. Don't worry: he'll be reincarnated later. You'll never know the differenece. Well, if you're going to cut down trees, just make sure you get them all.

Is now a bad time to tell you that as the mighty Spam Dragon I breathe fire? Well, i knew being cold-blooded had to factor in at some point ... ;)

*immolates Straughn with fireball*

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu85.gif

And that wasn't the coffin, btw. She's much more...skilled at her craft than a coffin.;) :cool:Are you attributing a gender to a coffin?
Well, that makes sense - they're good for holding stiffs!! :p

Why did you turn Straughn into toast?


Wait, toast......
*Eats toast*:eek:
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/drink/trink15.gif

Heh ... now i get to course through The Remote Islands.
Excellent.
*phantom temples what normally would have been fingers*

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/612.gif

What is it with you anti-spammers with chainsaws? I turned him into toast for his silly antics. Don't worry: he'll be reincarnated later. More like "summoned"/"invoked"
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11212199&postcount=62
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11212202&postcount=63
*notes prior and likely future golem status*

You'll never know the differenece.Other than a different parfum de coeur/halitosis, and perhaps a different mailing address.

Well, i knew being cold-blooded had to factor in at some point ... ;)



http://www.websmileys.com/sm/evil/teu85.gif

Are you attributing a gender to a coffin?
Well, that makes sense - they're good for holding stiffs!! :p
Yeah, cold-blooded. But only in my depressed phase.;) I knew you'd have a smiley for it. But it just doesn't quite match what I need.

No, I'm not attributing a gender to it. I was talking about a person, not the coffin.;)

More like "summoned"/"invoked"
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11212199&postcount=62
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11212202&postcount=63
*notes prior and likely future golem status*

Other than a different parfum de coeur/halitosis, and perhaps a different mailing address.
Ah, now it all makes sense.;)