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Saw this sticking up in 2ft of tall grass while mowing a ditch today. Really nice find....I don't think it would have taken anything more than one hit from a toro 20hp 62" z-master though...

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Its those crazy maniacal gophers I say!

Nice toys.

Yay?

A mole planted it

I found a half eaten Quarter Pounder with Cheese while I was mowing the other day. Not as nifty as what you found I must admit.

I found a half eaten Quarter Pounder with Cheese while I was mowing the other day. Not as nifty as what you found I must admit.


Yeah... I'm gonna need that back.

I found a half eaten Quarter Pounder with Cheese while I was mowing the other day. Not as nifty as what you found I must admit.
Yum. Was it good?

Yeah... I'm gonna need that back.


Too late. I kicked in over into the neighbors yard and their 2 year old ate it.

Pfft.. I found a hypodermic needle in my yard.

Gift of the Magi-2006

Peechland sells her quarter-pounder to buy DM a leather sheath for his knife.

DM sells his knife to buy Peechland some fries to go with her 'pounder

When Christmas comes they get into a huge fight, but end up having sex on a riding lawmower. Thus recapturing the true spirit of Christmas.

Gift of the Magi-2006

Peechland sells her quarter-pounder to buy DM a leather sheath for his knife.

DM sells his knife to buy Peechland some fries to go with her 'pounder

When Christmas comes they get into a huge fight, but end up having sex on a riding lawmower. Thus recapturing the true spirit of Christmas.


LMAO...

Some one was trying to grow a knife tree, put it back.

Gift of the Magi-2006

Peechland sells her quarter-pounder to buy DM a leather sheath for his knife.

DM sells his knife to buy Peechland some fries to go with her 'pounder

When Christmas comes they get into a huge fight, but end up having sex on a riding lawmower. Thus recapturing the true spirit of Christmas.
Who rides whom, though?

I've found lingerie in tall grass, dead animals, cars (Out in redneckville), people sleeping, big holes (it was tough getting out, let me tell ya), 24 pk of small condoms (Unopened. UNTIL I ran them over, whoops. Can't stop 500 lbs of mower that quickly!) Cases of beer, etc. Ran over someones Razr phone not to long ago. They lost it in the grass and I found it. Bags of weed, bags of cash....

Who rides whom, though?
I was under the assumption they would both be riding the lawnmower... the lawnmower riding them would be very painful.

Saw this sticking up in 2ft of tall grass while mowing a ditch today. Really nice find....I don't think it would have taken anything more than one hit from a toro 20hp 62" z-master though...

http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=6/16923295921.jpg&s=f5

http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=6/16923265982.jpg&s=f5
:eek:
Glad you didn't run over it. major damage to either you or the Mower.

the knife would've been toast, but chances are, it could've ended up under your skin.

Gift of the Magi-2006

Peechland sells her quarter-pounder to buy DM a leather sheath for his knife.

DM sells his knife to buy Peechland some fries to go with her 'pounder

When Christmas comes they get into a huge fight, but end up having sex on a riding lawmower. Thus recapturing the true spirit of Christmas.

You people never cease to amuse me! 13 hour long workday and I come home to find this!

:eek:

Bah, it's almost time for me to get to sleep. Another long day tommorow...

I've found lingerie in tall grass, dead animals, cars (Out in redneckville), people sleeping, big holes (it was tough getting out, let me tell ya), 24 pk of small condoms (Unopened. UNTIL I ran them over, whoops. Can't stop 500 lbs of mower that quickly!) Cases of beer, etc. Ran over someones Razr phone not to long ago. They lost it in the grass and I found it. Bags of weed, bags of cash....all in your yard.... :eek:
Methinks a ground patrol before mowing would net you a tidy profit...


how tall do you let your grass get to have people sleeping in there.

remembers OP. :headbang:

all in your yard.... :eek:
Methinks a ground patrol before mowing would net you a tidy profit...


how tall do you let your grass get to have people sleeping in there.

remembers OP. :headbang:


LOL @JuNii......thats a darn good question.

:eek:
Glad you didn't run over it. major damage to either you or the Mower.

the knife would've been toast, but chances are, it could've ended up under your skin.

It probably would have flown through someone's side window and into their head...dangerous.

all in your yard.... :eek:
Methinks a ground patrol before mowing would net you a tidy profit...


how tall do you let your grass get to have people sleeping in there.

remembers OP. :headbang:

People usually call us out when the grass is 5-6 inches tall (in the country, IF they call us. Countryfolk usually do it themselves-either cows or tractors) With city folk it's every week or other week.

Of course, some places (Like the GE engine test facility in Dallas) we go to every six months. Grass is 5ft+.

It probably would have flown through someone's side window and into their head...dangerous.
Did you think at all that it could be a crime weapon. Prehaps the best way to have treated your find was call the police and let them handle it?

People usually call us out when the grass is 5-6 inches tall (in the country, IF they call us. Countryfolk usually do it themselves-either cows or tractors) With city folk it's every week or other week.

Of course, some places (Like the GE engine test facility in Dallas) we go to every six months. Grass is 5ft+.
why does that remind me of

You might be a Redneck when you mow your lawn and find 3 cars in the grass...

Did you think at all that it could be a crime weapon. Prehaps the best way to have treated your find was call the police and let them handle it?

If there was blood on it, I probably would. I didn't find any, so probably not.

It would have been massive overkill to call the police out for a knife....most likely it was dropped by an industrial worker-there were industrial parks on both sides of the street.

Either way,I am up a good quality knife....

People usually call us out when the grass is 5-6 inches tall (in the country, IF they call us. Countryfolk usually do it themselves-either cows or tractors) With city folk it's every week or other week.

Of course, some places (Like the GE engine test facility in Dallas) we go to every six months. Grass is 5ft+.should braid the grass and make a grass shack, let it grow further and make Braided arches leading to the door...

Take Lawn art to the next level.

why does that remind me of

You might be a Redneck when you mow your lawn and find 3 cars in the grass...


Yep.

'Tis true. I mowed my own yard and found a 1984 300SD benz I had forgotten about.

I'll post pics of my own yard as proof, with myself as the measuring stick showing how easy it is to lose a car in high grass/weeds/sunflowers.

should braid the grass and make a grass shack, let it grow further and make Braided arches leading to the door...

Take Lawn art to the next level.

10 hours, 650$.






And I have to hire a contractor from Dallas who knows cornrows and how to braid. I don't know how! :p

Did you think at all that it could be a crime weapon. Prehaps the best way to have treated your find was call the police and let them handle it?
Probably not, there are lots of knives that people carry around and never do anything more criminal with than open packs of food.

Er... returning to the original topic...what happens if severe damage has been done to your groin due the repeated kicking and you need to go to a hospital to get it sorted, but no one's payed enough taxes for the hospitals to remain open? you're screwed, well, actually, you may never screw again

why does that remind me of

You might be a Redneck when you mow your lawn and find 3 cars in the grass...
You might be a redneck living near water if you mow your grass and find a bass boat.