NationStates Jolt Archive

If you're happy and you know it, why aren't you clapping?

Ok.....What?

Uhhh... okaaaay.

*Pulls out a large mallet from hammer space* ドスウンのバカ! *Whap!*

There.

An Anime fight?

OK...

http://www.users.cloud9.net/~koldewyn/rachel/screen-shots/ep-71/pot-71-fight.jpg

Is that what you were looking for? :p

Uhhh... okaaaay.

*Pulls out a large mallet from hammer space* ドスウンのバカ! *Whap!*

There.
*Magical girl transformation* Owee! You can't do that to me, I'm too cute.

*Draws katana and chops you into two pieces in one swift motion*

(No naughty tenticles please!)

(No naughty tenticles please!)
How about honorable tenticles? :p

JAPANESE WIFE: Roses? For me? Oh Kenchiro!

JAPANESE HUSBAND: That's not all. I have reservations at the Raw Fish Palace.

JAPANESE WIFE: You are the best husband ever!

JAPANESE HUSBAND: And for later tonight I have a tentacle porn video.

JAPANESE WIFE: Anata wa taihen scabbe des ne?

(No naughty tenticles please!)

*mysterious slurping sound comes from behind you...*

*Blows up a Whaling Ship*
No Meat for you Bitches!
Wait that was Norweigan...

*mysterious slurping sound comes from behind you...*
:eek:

*The skirt of my schoolgirl outfit lifts slightly as I quickly spin around to look*

Oh no! My worst nightmare...

:eek:

*The skirt of my schoolgirl outfit lifts slightly as I quickly spin around to look*

Oh no! My worst nightmare...
A fanboy? :p

A fanboy? :p
Actually I'm female. My old flatmate was into all this stuff though. I thought it was funny.

:eek:

*The skirt of my schoolgirl outfit lifts slightly as I quickly spin around to look*

Oh no! My worst nightmare...

Yes.

This tentacle has spikes.

(i'm terribly sorry. :()

Iye`! [/really girly voice]

Yes.

This tentacle has spikes.

(i'm terribly sorry. :()
:eek:

*Starts to sever tenticles with katana*

Away from me, you filthy monster!

Actually I'm female. My old flatmate was into all this stuff though. I thought it was funny.
It was I was saying a fanboy would be your worst nightmere:p

:eek:

*Starts to sever tenticles with katana*

Away from me, you filthy monster!

*Michael Jackson crawls from the interior of severed tentacle...*

:eek:

*Starts to sever tenticles with katana*

Away from me, you filthy monster!
But this is an honorable tentacle, good Christian... blob-thing. He believes in marriage before hentai. :p

It was I was saying a fanboy would be your worst nightmere:p
Oh right!

Nah, a lot of my friends are fanboys. They are scared of me, just because they think that I want to break every bone in their bodies for fun.

*Michael Jackson crawls from the interior of severed tentacle...*
That's just disturbing.

That's just disturbing.
I think I prefered your tenticle, although I couldn't see us as being anything other than friends.

*Michael Jackson crawls from the interior of severed tentacle...*
Ok...
i saw ths Avatar once with the words 'Micheal Jackson will rape you' or something similiar, i tried Google Imaging it and got this...
http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/archive/oldnews4/periodic_table.jpg
What do French Farmers have to do with Micheal Jackson and the Periodic Table?o_O

I think I prefered your tenticle, although I couldn't see us as being anything other than friends.
Ah, well you killed him. So we're going to have to bring out the uber-pimp. *"It's Gendo" plays* If you don't know the words :p (http://gendobaby.ytmnd.com/)

Ok...
i saw ths Avatar once with the words 'Micheal Jackson will rape you' or something similiar, i tried Google Imaging it and got this...
http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/archive/oldnews4/periodic_table.jpg
What do French Farmers have to do with Micheal Jackson and the Periodic Table?o_O

I dunno, but Frances Farmer was an actress that got a lobotomy. I think the website is a reference to a song by Nirvana.

Still doesn't make sense though.

I dunno, but Frances Farmer was an actress that got a lobotomy. I think the website is a reference to a song by Nirvana.

Still doesn't make sense though.
And where did you find out about the Lobotomy?o_O

And where did you find out about the Lobotomy?o_O

I thought this was a thread about anime? o.O

I thought this was a thread about anime? o.O
*At the energy produced by the beatiful darkness' simple question, and amorpheous tenticle thing squirmed* What? :p

And where did you find out about the Lobotomy?o_O

http://www.wikipedia.org/

:p

I thought this was a thread about anime? o.O

And why not anime lobotomies?

*approaches you with a sickle*

*At the energy produced by the beatiful darkness' simple question, and amorpheous tenticle thing squirmed* What? :p
*Holds katana above squirmy tenticle thing*

What are your views on sex before marriage?

*Holds katana above squirmy tenticle thing*

What are your views on sex before marriage?
*thinking quickly, the thing posts many images of fluffles so British Stereotypes will be busy killing puppies instead of him* :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

*At the energy produced by the beatiful darkness' simple question, and amorpheous tenticle thing squirmed* What? :p

:eek:

*Runs away Slow mo :O

And why not anime lobotomies?

*approaches you with a sickle*

Iye`~! [/really girly voice]

*Smiles cutely at Kanabia*Don't hurt me. :'(

Iye`~! [/really girly voice]

*Smiles cutely at Kanabia*Don't hurt me. :'(

NOO!! HER POWER IS TOO STRONG!

*drops sickle and :fluffle:'s*

NOO!! HER POWER IS TOO STRONG!

*drops sickle and :fluffle:'s*

*Grins evily*

:fluffle:

*Grins evily*

:fluffle:
That wasn't very cute...

That wasn't very cute...

cute = evil.

cute = evil.

But of course, you have it worked out :)

A cute veneer can hide many things ;)

That wasn't very cute...

You haven't seen my evil grin.

Plus you're not a guy: my charm power doesn't work so well on you *nods*

That wasn't very cute...
See, the tenticles were being good... maybe.:p

But of course, you have it worked out :)

A cute veneer can hide many things ;)

Yeah, I know your type.

:p

cute = evil.
Ah! *Begins to snap every bone in the body of a fanboy* Oh, he died before I finished...:(

Yeah, I know your type.

:p

And you like it too :p

Ah! *Begins to snap every bone in the body of a fanboy* Oh, he died before I finished...:(

He can probably still feel pain for a minute or so after his heart stops, so don't waste it, now.

Ah! *Begins to snap every bone in the body of a fanboy* Oh, he died before I finished...:(
:eek: *ponders running* *is frozen in fear* ;)

See, the tenticles were being good... maybe.:p
Maybe? Slaps squirmy thing on the...tenticle. You bad boy! You've made me very angry. :mad:

And you like it too :p

Yep. You know mine too, I guess. :p :fluffle:

Yep. You know mine too, I guess. :p :fluffle:

Yup :fluffle:

Congrats on the post count :p

Yup :fluffle:

Congrats on the post count :p


OOH! She's back!

*sends a :fluffle:*

Congrats on the post count :p

It's so big that I even impress myself.

OOH! She's back!

*sends a :fluffle:*

You missed me? :p

It's so big that I even impress myself.

:eek:

*Wonders what Kanabia is reeeeeeally talking about*Sometimes I scare myself

You missed me? :p
Who wouldn't miss a radiant creature like you m'dear?

:eek:

*Wonders what Kanabia is reeeeeeally talking about*Sometimes I scare myself


His El DeBarge collection on 8-track.

Yeah, he feels the Beat of the Rythmn of the Night.

:eek:

*Wonders what Kanabia is reeeeeeally talking about*Sometimes I scare myself
I bet it has something to do with the tenticle that Brit Stareotypes just whacked. (That sounds... kinky:p)

:eek:

*Wonders what Kanabia is reeeeeeally talking about*Sometimes I scare myself

Tentacles.

Who wouldn't miss a radiant creature like you m'dear?

*Blushes* Why thankyou :D

His El DeBarge collection on 8-track.

Yeah, he feels the Beat of the Rythmn of the Night.

Er, yeah. That too :p

Tentacles.

:eek: My mind is faaar too dirty!

I bet it has something to do with the tenticle that Brit Stareotypes just whacked. (That sounds... kinky:p)
I thought that was your tenticle that I slapped. I'm so confused, I'm surrounded by so many tenticles. I can't tell which is which...:rolleyes:

I thought that was your tenticle that I slapped. I'm so confused, I'm surrounded by so many tenticles. I can't tell which is which...:rolleyes:
I think it was mine, do it again to make sure. :p :eek: :D :p

I think it was mine, do it again to make sure. :p :eek: :D :p
:eek:

I think you need a harsher punishment than just a hard slap.

I thought that was your tenticle that I slapped. I'm so confused, I'm surrounded by so many tenticles. I can't tell which is which...:rolleyes:
*Gets resurected by some passing senshi*

I have the perfect solution to your problem. Just splash this on the tenticles. I can state that they will quickly run away.

*Hands over a bottle of soy sauce*

*puts on his deep manly anime voice which is two octaves lower than most humans actually talk at*

Alright... You want a piece of me? Well then here goes!


*pulls out more weapons than can possibly fit on a human being*

*Lifts and wields all of them at once even though no human being could possibly wield this many rocket launchers, machine guns, laser pistols, and energy blades at once*

*I utilize my plant-based superhuman reflexes and dexterity augmented by cybernetic enhancements to move and shoot faster than any normal human can see*

*sounds of massive explosions and weapons fire ensues*


Well, it seems like everything except for the cute anime' chicks is dead (can't bring myself to annihilate cute, well-proportioned females).

Pleasant warring to you all.

NT

*Gets resurected by some passing senshi*

I have the perfect solution to your problem. Just splash this on the tenticles. I can state that they will quickly run away.

*Hands over a bottle of soy sauce*

Egads man, look what you've done to those tentacles!

http://www.foodno1.com/filipino/menu/efood-chantung/ctb-ch/image/b109.jpg

*puts on his deep manly anime voice which is two octaves lower than most humans actually talk at*

Alright... You want a piece of me? Well then here goes!


*pulls out more weapons than can possibly fit on a human being*

*Lifts and wields all of them at once even though no human being could possibly wield this many rocket launchers, machine guns, laser pistols, and energy blades at once*

*I utilize my plant-based superhuman reflexes and dexterity augmented by cybernetic enhancements to move and shoot faster than any normal human can see*

*sounds of massive explosions and weapons fire ensues*


Well, it seems like everything except for the cute anime' chicks is dead (can't bring myself to annihilate cute, well-proportioned females).

Pleasant warring to you all.

NT

*dodges*

*puts on his deep manly anime voice which is two octaves lower than most humans actually talk at*

Alright... You want a piece of me? Well then here goes!


*pulls out more weapons than can possibly fit on a human being*

*Lifts and wields all of them at once even though no human being could possibly wield this many rocket launchers, machine guns, laser pistols, and energy blades at once*

*I utilize my plant-based superhuman reflexes and dexterity augmented by cybernetic enhancements to move and shoot faster than any normal human can see*

*sounds of massive explosions and weapons fire ensues*


Well, it seems like everything except for the cute anime' chicks is dead (can't bring myself to annihilate cute, well-proportioned females).

Pleasant warring to you all.

NT
I had an AT-field, forgot to mention that.

Egads man, look what you've done to those tentacles!
I was thinking more along the lines of this:
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a377/jusenkyoguide/Tsukuba_Matsuri_Food_6337.jpg

I had an AT-field, forgot to mention that.
Angel!

Evangelions, prepare for launch!

I was thinking more along the lines of this:
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a377/jusenkyoguide/Tsukuba_Matsuri_Food_6337.jpg

Does anyone else think that looks really tasty?

Angel!

Evangelions, prepare for launch!
:eek: *runs* I never touched Tokyo-3 I swear!

*enters badly drawn background character*

*the leaves when realises hes not wanted*

Wait, wait, what's goin' on around here?

Oh, and


does Halo count as anime?

Wait, wait, what's goin' n around here?

Oh, and


does Halo count as anime?
:eek: :headbang: :eek: *dies from shock*

Does anyone else think that looks really tasty?
Me, if I can make tacoyaki first.

*enters badly drawn background character*

*the leaves when realises hes not wanted*
I like background characters... how badly drawn? :p

:eek: :headbang: :eek: *dies from shock*
*Revives with a waterproof sandal and a rubber shark*

I like background characters... how badly drawn? :p

the usual, big-assed hair, back to the acttion so whoever drew the scene didnt have to draw a face... :(

:eek: *runs* I never touched Tokyo-3 I swear!
... ^_^;; I thought Angels were supposed to run TO Tokyo-3 not FROM Tokyo-3...

Oh well, back to redesigning transparent plugsuits for the women.

:sniper: the usual, big-assed hair, back to the acttion so whoever drew the scene didnt have to draw a face... :(
So their head is on their bottom and their bottom is on their head?

:sniper:
So their head is on their bottom and their bottom is on their head?

sigh, no, i shall have to find a picture, this might take a lot of research....

You missed me? :p

Like,... oh YEAH, sugar! :fluffle:

*Revives with a waterproof sandal and a rubber shark*
*Isn't going to ask how that worked*

the usual, big-assed hair, back to the acttion so whoever drew the scene didnt have to draw a face...
Ah. Meh it's still ok. ;)

... ^_^;; I thought Angels were supposed to run TO Tokyo-3 not FROM Tokyo-3...
They never did elaborate on their motivation... (Read, "The redhead scares me.")
Oh well, back to redesigning transparent plugsuits for the women.
:D Indeed. *Sigh* If only angels in human form didn't have a really bad track record on that sort of thing. (He skipped right past the women.)

Wait, wait, this thread was about an anime fight.

SO, let's get on-topic.
I'll start.

*Gets out butter knife and thermonuclear tracking heat-seeking rocket launcher and walks casually down the street*

sigh, no, i shall have to find a picture, this might take a lot of research....

to lazy to find a picture

Ah. Meh it's still ok.

yay ive been accepted!!! :cool:

Wait, wait, this thread was about an anime fight.

SO, let's get on-topic.
I'll start.

*Gets out butter knife and thermonuclear tracking heat-seeking rocket launcher and walks casually down the street*

and then tripps over a broken paving slab and drops the butter knife down the drain

and then tripps over a broken paving slab and drops the butter knife down the drain
*Gets out a VERY SHARP PROFESSIONAL HUNTING KNIFE and continues walking down the street casually*

*Unfolds AT field and throws something at Tokyo-3* :p

*Gets out a VERY SHARP PROFESSIONAL HUNTING KNIFE and continues walking down the street casually*

unfortunatly the knife was being held from the wrong end so the VERY SHARP PROFESSIONAL HUNTING KNIFE chops off TRI's hand

*Unfolds AT field and throws something at Tokyo-3* :p
Incoming!

Incoming!
*Prepares to defend against an EVA*

Wait, wait, this thread was about an anime fight.

SO, let's get on-topic.
I'll start.

*Gets out butter knife and thermonuclear tracking heat-seeking rocket launcher and walks casually down the street*
You're a very good boy for walking with that knife. Running with sharp objects is dangerous. *Gives him a cookie*

Incoming!

:eek:

*Looks around for someone who might save my cute, well drawn self*

*Prepares to defend against an EVA*
*Large red EVA pops up and starts making look at me moves*

:eek:

*Looks around for someone who might save my cute, well drawn self*
May I recomend the GeoFront?

:eek:

*Looks around for someone who might save my cute, well drawn self*

*saves and scoops you off to secret hideout.*

*Large red EVA pops up and starts making look at me moves*
:eek: Asuka? :eek: *Throws building at the Eva*

:eek:

*Looks around for someone who might save my cute, well drawn self*
Stay out of the way and it's won't hurt you... till it destroys all of humanity. :p