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Left handed people should be wiped from the face of the planet!!

Their repressive genes are slowing down humanity!

I call for a crusade against those that are left handed

Join me in the Association For The Destruction Of The Left Race (AFTDORLR)
We shall wipe this vile plauge from our humble planet!

These people are to blame for all our problems! THey're the ones who have caused things like global warming, they are the source of sin, they invented war and low-fat, bland tasting products. They are to blame for economic ressesions, as the economy cannot be expected to handle all these different types: "Right" and "Left(Wrong)"



ps. If you can use both, we'll either cut off your left hand, or you can jsut use your right

Didn't we have one of these earlier?

Meh.

When I read the title of the thread I thought it was going to be a perfectly logical argument about which side of the road to drive upon.

Both sides are evil. If God had meant us to use our hands, He would have given us gloves! We must return to simpler times, lest we all be sent to hell!

It's recessive, not repressive.

Haven't you taken a science class? Or are you too...righty to bother?

It's recessive, not repressive.

Nope. He's saying that their genes are repressing us.

Nope. He's saying that their genes are repressing us.

Never once have I been acosted by a left hand, or their genes for that matter.

No way man! Us lefties are all that is good.

No way man! Us lefties are all that is good.
The impurity of that staement by itself is disgusting. No waht you're saying....

Vile Deamon! Vanish yourself from such a thread!

The day will come when we shall purge the world of your kind!

the correct side of the road to drive on, if anyone wants to know MY opinion, is the LEFT hand side. Right is not always right. ho ho

the correct side of the road to drive on, if anyone wants to know MY opinion, is the LEFT hand side. Right is not always right. ho ho
The correct side of the road to drive on is the RIGHT hand side, just as our hands should be

unfortunately, your kind infests our planet, and has to be removed

the correct side of the road to drive on, if anyone wants to know MY opinion, is the LEFT hand side. Right is not always right. ho ho

Heretic! ;)

:upyours:

Notice that he is doing it with his left hand. :p

The correct side of the road to drive on is the RIGHT hand side, just as our hands should be

unfortunately, your kind infests our planet, and has to be removed


however, u want to be on the left hand side, so that the much much more important right hand is in the centre of the road, while the slave hand, left, works the gears ect. i was once a leftie, but the french educational system beat it out of me and i am now a righty. the french did SOMETHING right!!

:upyours:

Notice that he is doing it with his left hand. :p

Actually, he's just got a really long right arm and he's reaching around behind his back. He, ->:gundge: <- on the other hand, is using his right hand.

:fluffle: And here we see right and left hands together in harmony.

Sooner or later we're going to wind up with organizations like the Right Nation, Rightfront, Ru Rlux Rlan, and suicide bombers proclaiming their loyalty to their right-handed God before they blow themselves up and head to their Heaven where they are greeted by 70 right-handed virgins.

Sooner or later we're going to wind up with organizations like the Right Nation, Rightfront, Ru Rlux Rlan, and suicide bombers proclaiming their loyalty to their right-handed God before they blow themselves up and head to their Heaven where they are greeted by 70 right-handed virgins.

You forgot the Third Right, and the Right Supremacy League.

They own McDonalds, and are dousing all the fries with a drug that makes only left handed men impotent.

:upyours:

Notice that he is doing it with his left hand. :p
yes, becasue it is a bad thing, and is therefore represented with the left hand

Power to the right handed!

Sooner or later we're going to wind up with organizations like the Right Nation, Rightfront, Ru Rlux Rlan, and suicide bombers proclaiming their loyalty to their right-handed God before they blow themselves up and head to their Heaven where they are greeted by 70 right-handed virgins.
I support all of these honorable institutions

Oh yeah! Well we got Ned Flanders for The Simpsons! Nobody can argue with that!

Oh yeah! Well we got Ned Flanders for The Simpsons! Nobody can argue with that!

Well we DO NOT have flanders.

VICTORY!

.. I'm Left-handed, and formerly ambidextrous- we're naturally more inclined to higher I.Q.s and more artistic minds... righties are really more of a waste- most true visionaries have been lefties...

.. I'm Left-handed, and formerly ambidextrous- we're naturally more inclined to higher I.Q.s and more artistic minds... righties are really more of a waste- most true visionaries have been lefties...
This is Leftie propaganda

and yeah... visionaries....

like HITLER, im sure he was left handed
as was Attilla the Hun, and all those nasty people

While the bastions of civillization have always been Right-Handed

The impurity of that staement by itself is disgusting. No waht you're saying....

Vile Deamon! Vanish yourself from such a thread!

The day will come when we shall purge the world of your kind!
- NOTICE a right handed person... look at all of those spelling errors....

- Hitler was a righty.. and he only had one ball- the RIGHT ONE!!

- NOTICE a right handed person... look at all of those spelling errors....
spelling nazi

it makes sense, due to the fact that you're a leftie,

and Hitler was not right handed, thats jsut your leftie propaganda

nope, sorry... Hitler was right-handed, according to all of the files on him.... SORRY

and no, I'M NOT A SPELLING NAZI!

"[The right-handed] Abraham begot [the right-handed] Isaac; [the right-handed] Isaac begot [the right-handed] Jacob; [the right-handed] Jacob begot [the right-handed] Judah and his brothers; [the right-handed] Judah begot [the right-handed] Perez and Zerah of his [right-handed] wife Tamar; [the right-handed] Perez begot [the right-handed] Hezron; [the right-handed] Hezron begot [the right-handed] Aram; [the right-handed] Aram begot [the right-handed] Aminadab; [the right-handed] Aminadab begot [the right-handed] Nahson; [the right-handed] Nahson begot [the right-handed] Salmon; [the right-handed] Salmon begot [the right-handed] Boaz of his [right-handed] wife Rahab; [the right-handed] Boaz begot [the right-handed] Obed of his [right-handed] wife Ruth; [the right-handed] Obed begot [the right-handed] Jesse; [the right-handed] Jesse begot David the [right-handed] king; David the [right-handed] king begot [the right-handed] Solomon of the wife of [the right-handed] Uriah; [the right-handed] Solomon begot [the right-handed] Rehoboam; [the right-handed] Rehoboam begot [the right-handed] Abijah; [the right-handed] Abijah begot [the right-handed] Asa; [the right-handed] Asa begot [the right-handed] Jehoshaphat; [the right-handed] Jehoshaphat begot [the right-handed] Joram; [the right-handed] Joram begot [the right-handed] Uzziah; [the right-handed] Uzziah begot [the right-handed] Jotham; [the right-handed] Jotham begot [the right-handed] Ahaz; [the right-handed] Ahaz begot [the right-handed] Hezekiah; [the right-handed] Hezekiah begot [the right-handed] Manasseh; [the right-handed] Manasseh begot [the right-handed] Amon; [the right-handed] Amon begot [the right-handed] Josiah; [the right-handed] Josiah begot [the right-handed] Jechoniah and his [right-handed] brothers, about the captivity of [Right] Babylon. And after the captivity of [Right] Babylon, [the right-handed] Jechoniah begot [the right-handed] Shealtiel; [the right-handed] Shealtiel begot [the right-handed] Zerubbabel; [the right-handed] Zerubbabel begot [the right-handed] Abiud; [the right-handed] Abiud begot [the right-handed] Eliakim; [the right-handed] Eliakim begot [the right-handed] Azor; [the right-handed] Azor begot [the right-handed] Sadoc; [the right-handed] Sadoc begot [the right-handed] Achim; [the right-handed] Achim begot [the right-handed] Eliud; [the right-handed] Eliud begot [the right-handed] Eleazar; [the right-handed] Eleazar begot [the right-handed] Matthan; [the right-handed] Matthan begot [the right-handed] Jacob; [the right-handed] Jacob begot Joseph the [right-handed] husband of [the right-handed] Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ. And Jesus was right-handed."

[The right-handed] Matthew 1:2-1:16

It's in the Bible, man!

that is true, ive read that part. it was so uplifting, i read it twice.

My brothers, do not listen to leftie propoganda, lies, or other filth. God, who is right handed, smiles on us.

coincedentially the devil is left handed.

... only a righty would write something so stupid... it could have been funny had it not been so lengthy...

And think about it: which hand is associated with masturbation? Hmm? All lefties ever do is fuck themselves. Both literally and metaphorically, that is.

... only a righty would write something so stupid... it could have been funny had it not been so lengthy...
Oh, ye of little faith. Or should I say... Lefty! Burn him!

All lefties only started doing it when they were young to be DIFFERENT, AWKWARD, or through POOR EDUCATION. why cant we all just use the more common right hand, it will make the world a more unified place.

then all we need is the mark of the deamon, and a unified currency (euro?) and we can have this apocolypse the christians keep wondering about

So, what happens when there are only righties left?

So, what happens when there are only righties left?
Universal peace and free beer. Right-handed beer, that is.

... LEFTIES make up around 85% of the top 2 percentile on I.Q. tests, yet are only approximately 5% of the population... INFERIOR RIGHTY!

So, what happens when there are only righties left?
KILL ALL THOSE WHO USE THEIR BOTH LEGS WHEN WALKING! ONLY RIGHT LEG IS ALLOWED TO BE USED, AS LEFT LEG EQUALS TO EVIL, BLOODTHIRST, AND GREED!

All TRUE Righters hop with their right leg, or use wheelchair.

EDIT: To think about it, left eye has to be removed also, as well as left ear and all teeth on the left side of your mouth.

... LEFTIES make up around 85% of the top 2 percentile on I.Q. tests, yet are only approximately 5% of the population... INFERIOR RIGHTY!
They all cheat, as their time-renowned lefty tradition decrees.

i bet a righty didnt write that statistic, only an evil leftie would.

when everyone is a righty, many lives will be saved. and this thread can die, happily, in peace.

All TRUE Righters hop with their right leg, or use wheelchair.

And they wheel around in circles, because circles are perfect.

Universal peace and free beer. Right-handed beer, that is.

Ever heard of the drinking game called Buffalo? ;)

And here I was, thinking that being ambidextrous would be cool...

So, what happens when there are only righties left?
Well, then you go on to start discriminating based on other genetic characteristics, like eye color and hair color. Anybody that's not blonde-haired and blue-eyed must be genetically inferior and needs to be purged for the benefit of society....

Wait a minute, didn't we try that one already?

And here I was, thinking that being ambidextrous would be cool...
That's what the lefty wants you to think.

Well, then you go on to start discriminating based on other genetic characteristics, like eye color and hair color. Anybody that's not blonde-haired and blue-eyed must be genetically inferior and needs to be purged for the benefit of society....

Wait a minute, didn't we try that one already?
Actually, I think it was the German National Socialist party that did. And I'm pretty sure none of us was/is a member of it.

Did they discriminate against left handed people? I can't seem to remember that.

... Bill Gates is a lefty.. John Lennon was a lefty... Eminem is a lefty.... Jimi Hendrix was a lefty... Timothy Leary was a lefty... who was right handed?

What moderate respect I had for Franberry's posting abilities is now gone. My left hand stays on my left wrist, assholes.

... Bill Gates is a lefty.. John Lennon was a lefty... Eminem is a lefty.... Jimi Hendrix was a lefty... Timothy Leary was a lefty... who was right handed?
Think about it: who really likes any of those guys? Left-handed people and potheads.

What moderate respect I had for Franberry's posting abilities is now gone. My left hand stays on my left wrist, assholes.
Don't worry, it will be cut off.

Don't worry, it will be cut off.

I would love to see you try.

... Bill Gates is a lefty.. John Lennon was a lefty... Eminem is a lefty.... Jimi Hendrix was a lefty... Timothy Leary was a lefty... who was right handed?
Bill Gates is an asshole, John Lennon had an ugly girlfriend, Eminem is a white rap-person, Jimi Hendrix had no hands, those things between his shoulders and guitar were actually part of the latter, and while Timothy Leary sounds familiar I can't remember who he is, =he isn't anyone important.

Anything else before we burn you?

I would love to see you try.
Yuk, nothing worse than the smell of testosterone floating through the internet.

Think about it: who really likes any of those guys? Left-handed people and potheads.
*raises his hand- HIS LEFT HAND!*

wow.... A RIGHT HANDED PERSON does'nt know who Timothy Leary is... DUMBASS... LEFTIES ARE PRIZED IN BOXING, SOFTBALL, STREET-FIGHTING, AND BASEBALL- We have ALL of the genetic advantages... you're more COMMON- WE'RE A RARITY, ebonically speaking YOU'RE DIPSHITS

Yuk, nothing worse than the smell of testosterone floating through the internet.

Then you should cover up your stench.

wow.... A RIGHT HANDED PERSON does'nt know who Timothy Leary is... DUMBASS... LEFTIES ARE PRIZED IN BOXING, SOFTBALL, STREET-FIGHTING, AND BASEBALL- We have ALL of the genetic advantages... you're more COMMON- WE'RE A RARITY, ebonically speaking YOU'RE DIPSHITS
Except that you can't possibly know if I'm right handed or not. ;)

Bill Gates is an asshole, John Lennon had an ugly girlfriend, Eminem is a white rap-person, Jimi Hendrix had no hands, those things between his shoulders and guitar were actually part of the latter, and while Timothy Leary sounds familiar I can't remember who he is, =he isn't anyone important.

Anything else before we burn you?
Timothy Leary was the guy who first synthesized LSD from ergot. LSD was invented by the lefty, Timothy Leary, to corrupt all of our right-handed children and cause the downfall of Right Society. And no, nothing else before we burn him.

Yuk, nothing worse than the smell of testosterone floating through the internet.
wow...... FIRST RIGHTY TO SPELL TESTOSTERONE CORRECTLY- *starts clapping, and reminds all that without the left and right hand one cannot clap*

Then you should cover up your stench.
Dear Sir, thank you for so completely owning me with that mega-intelligent and well thought reply that came like a lightning, right through the clouds of originality and completely knocked me out. Damn, you're the master of words!

Timothy Leary was the guy who first synthesized LSD from ergot. LSD was invented by the lefty, Timothy Leary, to corrupt all of our right-handed children and cause the downfall of Right Society. And no, nothing else before we burn him.
DUMBASS
LSD was first synthesized by ALBERT HOFFMAN, NOT TIMOTHY LEARY, MR. LEARY NEVER EVEN MADE IT... HE SIMPLY SAW BEYOND THE INSIDE OF THE MIND... AND ADVOCATED CHEMICAL MIND-EXPANSION

wow.... A RIGHT HANDED PERSON does'nt know who Timothy Leary is... DUMBASS... LEFTIES ARE PRIZED IN BOXING, SOFTBALL, STREET-FIGHTING, AND BASEBALL- We have ALL of the genetic advantages... you're more COMMON- WE'RE A RARITY, ebonically speaking YOU'RE DIPSHITS
Genetic advantages? You're left-handed for right-handed Christ's sake! The only reason you're bitching about it is because you're jealous of the obvious advantages a righty has in real life. Ever seen a left-handed computer mouse which costs the same amount or less than a right-handed one? How about a book that reads from left to right? Only in China, commie.

DUMBASS
LSD was first synthesized by ALBERT HOFFMAN, NOT TIMOTHY LEARY, MR. LEARY NEVER EVEN MADE IT... HE SIMPLY SAW BEYOND THE INSIDE OF THE MIND... AND ADVOCATED CHEMICAL MIND-EXPANSION
Grr! Left-handed Hulk SMASH!

Only a fanatical leftie heretic could be desperate enough to start using CAPSLOCK in any internet forum. Baking Soda, remember to add this guy near the top in our Black List.

i cant blame all your lefties for trying desperately to justify the evil practice of being left handed. u just dont want to be freaks, abnormalerties, wierdos. u want to be right. but u can be right. just pick up the pen, and begin to practice.

You're a sicko

Dear Sir, thank you for so completely owning me with that mega-intelligent and well thought reply that came like a lightning, right through the clouds of originality and completely knocked me out. Damn, you're the master of words!

I know. I am amazing.

... *points at Bill Gates and Stephen Jobbs* ... lefties are still superior... I don't like to advocate supremacy... but it happens to be TRUE- it's somewhat like saying that white people tend to have paler skin than black people.... IT'S A FACT!

I know. I am amazing.
A lefty? Amazing? Hah! Hardly so. Laugh at him, gentlemen. Point and laugh at the left-handed animal.

... *points at Bill Gates and Stephen Jobbs* ... lefties are still superior... I don't like to advocate supremacy... but it happens to be TRUE- it's somewhat like saying that white people tend to have paler skin than black people.... IT'S A FACT!
That's just the sort of thing a lefty psychonaut would say.

You're a sicko
Who? And cool nick, by the way.

Only a fanatical leftie heretic could be desperate enough to start using CAPSLOCK in any internet forum. Baking Soda, remember to add this guy near the top in our Black List.
.... I beleive I belong AT the top, not NEAR the top- I'm (as Richard Nixon once sid about another infamous leftie) "The most dangerous man in America"- (Timothy Leary, you right-handed twits)

A lefty? Amazing? Hah! Hardly so. Laugh at him, gentlemen. Point and laugh at the left-handed animal.
Done that for some 20 minutes now. It's kinda tiring in the long run, I think we need to do it in shifts.

A lefty? Amazing? Hah! Hardly so. Laugh at him, gentlemen. Point and laugh at the left-handed animal.

Who's the animal here? The one who is merely telling the truth on his astounding abilities or the one who is attempting to single out an obscure group by dismally failing at attempts to support genocide?

Who's the animal here? The one who is merely telling the truth on his astounding abilities or the one who is attempting to single out an obscure group by dismally failing at attempts to support genocide?
The latter one, for he's a leftie. Anything else before we burn you?

That's just the sort of thing a lefty psychonaut would say.
I'm shocked you even know the word psychonaut- WOW, you righties really ARE evolving... soon you'll begin to beat each other with clubs- WITH YOUR LEFT HANDS! welcome to Sentience

The latter one, for he's a leftie. Anything else before we burn you?

I don't believe you have the intelligence to utilise fire yet. Nice try, rightie.

I don't believe you have the intelligence to utilise fire yet. Nice try, rightie.
That's true, glad we have ovens.

I don't believe you have the intelligence to utilise fire yet. Nice try, rightie.
*high-fives with his LEFT hand*

That's true, glad we have ovens.

And we have microwaves. Ovens are not to be proud of - they've been around for a good 8500 years. Nothing new.

... Lefties are CLEARLY superior... give it up and go back to your barbaric right-handed scissors...

And we have microwaves. Ovens are not to be proud of - they've been around for a good 8500 years. Nothing new.
So you just admitted that we know fire, for there were no electric ovens 8,500 years ago. How does it feel to get pwned like this?

.... I beleive I belong AT the top, not NEAR the top- I'm (as Richard Nixon once sid about another infamous leftie) "The most dangerous man in America"- (Timothy Leary, you right-handed twits)

was that right before he resigned because of the "Watergate" scandal?

Who's the animal here? The one who is merely telling the truth on his astounding abilities or the one who is attempting to single out an obscure group by dismally failing at attempts to support genocide?
Right-handed God has made it quite clear in the scriptures that there are seven deadly sins:

• Lust, as in "lefties lust to be attention whores".
• Greed (à la Bill Gates)
• Sloth, as in "I'm left-handed, therefore I can be a lazy bastard".
• Wrath (See the post that Mr.Hulk made up there.)
• Envy (i.e.: Lefties with their jealousy for Righties)
• Pride [in being left-handed and yapping about how many lefties have done things in history.]
• And... uh, being left-handed. Yep.

I'm conseravtive and and think this entire post is bullshite. I may not agree with left-wing ideas but that doesnt entitle us to a massive crusade against them.

Da Vinci was left-handed!!!

I like living, and being left-handed, gives me a whole different perspective on the world.

So to review
Me = left handed = likes to live = no chopping off left hand or killing

Good night and good luck.

Da Vinci was left-handed!!!

I like living, and being left-handed, gives me a whole different perspective on the world.

So to review
Me = left handed = likes to live = no chopping off left hand or killing

Good night and good luck.
Da Vinci = DaVinci Code = Crappy movie = bad.

And how do you know that being left-handed gives you a different perspective on the world? You've never had the experience of being right handed, silly lefty. But trust me – it's much better being a Righty.

http://lefty.justgotowned.com/

Right-handed God has made it quite clear in the scriptures that there are seven deadly sins:

• Lust, as in "lefties lust to be attention whores".
• Greed (à la Bill Gates)
• Sloth, as in "I'm left-handed, therefore I can be a lazy bastard".
• Wrath (See the post that Mr.Hulk made up there.)
• Envy (i.e.: Lefties with their jealousy for Righties)
• Pride [in being left-handed and yapping about how many lefties have done things in history.]
• And... uh, being left-handed. Yep.
... what about GLUTTONY?

righties can never finish anything correctly... and oh yeah, THE 7 DEADLY SINS ARE'NT IN THE BIBLE DUMBASS, THEY WERE WRITTEN BY THE PONTIFF IN 595, DUMBASS... AND BTW, "MR. HULK" was a righty insulting lefties.....

... what about GLUTTONY?

righties can never finish anything correctly... and oh yeah, THE 7 DEADLY SINS ARE'NT IN THE BIBLE DUMBASS, THEY WERE WRITTEN BY THE PONTIFF IN 595, DUMBASS... AND BTW, "MR. HULK" was a righty insulting lefties.....
I never used "Bible" in that post, smart stuff. These seven deadly sins are from the scriptures. The Righty Scriptures, that is.

Just to show how the right-handed majority excercizes it's giddy lust for oppressing us left-handers, MY thread on the other side of this issue, using REAL trivia (2500 left-haders die each year using products made for righties,) I, was moved over to spam, while this thread lives on. A clear sign of bias

Down with the right-handed aristocracy!!!!

(P.S., mine was funnier and had sharper political satire in it too. So there.)

Scrip·ture n.: The sacred writings of the Bible. Often used in the plural. Also called Holy Scriptures.
-ripped from my dictionary

Didn't we have one of these earlier?

Meh.


Yes, I smell a copycat.

I'm conseravtive and and think this entire post is bullshite. I may not agree with left-wing ideas but that doesnt entitle us to a massive crusade against them.

This is either a hilarious parody of a knee-jerk political response, or a sad case of a complete lack of reading comprehension.

Unfortunately, so many people have a hard time reading beyond a headline.

Just to show how the right-handed majority excercizes it's giddy lust for oppressing us left-handers, MY thread on the other side of this issue, using REAL trivia (2500 left-haders die each year using products made for righties,) I, was moved over to spam, while this thread lives on. A clear sign of bias

Down with the right-handed aristocracy!!!!

(P.S., mine was funnier and had sharper political satire in it too. So there.)
You're just saying that to gain favour. Those "2500 left-haders" who die every year whilst using Righty products rightly (pun) deserve what was coming to them. And of course you were moved over to spam; you're just instigating.

In case you didn't know this, the majority rules. In a democracy, anyway. Take that, commie.

Yes, I smell a copycat.

Yeah, and I'm pissed (my EARLIER thread was moved to spam, while this cheap and perverted knock-off lives on.)

Scrip·ture n.: The sacred writings of the Bible. Often used in the plural. Also called Holy Scriptures.
-ripped from my dictionary
Hey, dumbass? Plenty of other religions and belief systems use scriptures which are not of the Bible or other Christian origin. Also, I designated that they were "Righty Scriptures".

DUMBASS you designated that AFTERWARDS- plus I OWNED you (and the majority of persons) in this thread.... righties...

As a Righty, I cannot be possessed. However, I shall put your folly in that regard behind me, for I am right-handed. However, I cannot dismiss the fact that you were not aware beforehand that those scriptures were of the Righty God. I believed it to be common knowledge, but lo! a stubborn lefty!

Yes, we.. uh..... Genocide?

Yes, we.. uh..... Genocide?
Most intelligible thing I've heard all day, number 100.

But now I must depart this thread. I was a lefty all this time, anyway.