NationStates Jolt Archive

We are now at the group stage. see this thread for more info, and to vote (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=488420)

Thanks to those who submitted a nomination.

"My Pal Foot Foot" by the Shaggs.

If you disagree, that's only because you haven't heard it.

"My Pal Foot Foot" by the Shaggs.

If you disagree, that's only because you haven't heard it.

Oh god. That one is just terrible.

"My pal's name is foot, my pal's name is foot..."

And the instruments are all out of tune and out of synch. It actually does hurt to listen to it.

"My Pal Foot Foot" by the Shaggs.

If you disagree, that's only because you haven't heard it.
I've never even heard of it.

Edit: I just listened to it and yes it is horible.

I've never even heard of it.

There's a damn good reason, too.

Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2.

I'm nominating this song because it hurts so much. How could Pink Floyd get it so wrong? How could a band that gave us "Time" and "Shine On, You Crazy Diamond" stoop to this? I still wince 27 years later. The only good song on the album is the one Roger Waters didn't write.

Errinundera']Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2.

I'm nominating this song because it hurts so much. How could Pink Floyd get it so wrong? How could a band that gave us "Time" and "Shine On, You Crazy Diamond" stoop to this? I still wince 27 years later. The only good song on the album is the one Roger Waters didn't write.
you have to be kidding.

Two words

Crazy Frog.

I am unable to answer this. :(

The worst song is undoubtedly one of those innumerable Euro-disco trash-pop songs - thing is, who could even remember those, let alone their names?

So I propose one option on the poll being for "The Unknown Euro-Disco Trash-Pop Song - You Know, the One That Always Makes You Scramble to Turn off the Radio or Risk Your IQ Dropping 30 Points. That One."

I nominate "Dragostea din Tei"...or more readily recognised...the "Numa Numa Song".

Gary Brolsma killed my inner child.

Any song immediately associated with a particular dance is immediately up for consideration, with the exception of "Dancing the Manta Ray", "The Safety Dance" and "Pinch and Roll".

you have to be kidding.

I'm exaggerating my feelings about the rest of the album but that song is unbearable.

Yellow Submarine.

Two words

Crazy Frog.
Thats not an actual song.

However, all this crazy frog stuff is annying.

I nominate "Dragostea din Tei"...or more readily recognised...the "Numa Numa Song".

Gary Brolsma killed my inner child.
Links to albinoblacksheep are banned. Might want to take it off. I'm sure you could find it on another site.

I've never even heard of it.

It's pretty obscure; from a all-girl band in the 60's, forced to form a band by their abusive father. Only 1000 copies of their album were printed because they couldn't find a record deal.

It was re-released as an unofficial bootleg some years later and became a bit of a cult hit for humour reasons....or maybe because it's a representation of child abuse or something. It's scary, funny, and terrible.

I'll upload it somewhere. I don't think it's copyrighted, so I could probably get away with uploading the whole thing, but just to be safe I'll limit it to a 30 second snippet. Give me a minute.

Errinundera']I'm exaggerating my feelings about the rest of the album but that song is unbearable.
heretic! another brick in the wall is a good song.

Links to albinoblacksheep are banned. Might want to take it off. I'm sure you could find it on another site.

(Scrambles like Curly from Three Stooges)

Fix'd. I'll find another link later.

Links to albinoblacksheep are banned.
I wonder why.

Here we go, the worst song ever:
http://rapidshare.de/files/23408066/my_pal_foot_foot.mp3.html

Here we go, the worst song ever:
http://rapidshare.de/files/23408066/my_pal_foot_foot.mp3.html
yes it is.

Here we go, the worst song ever:
http://rapidshare.de/files/23408066/my_pal_foot_foot.mp3.html
My ears! Ahhhhhh!!!!! Seriously, that's really bad. Could make #1 over here. :p (and because I genuinely think it could enter the charts - :rolleyes:)

Here we go, the worst song ever:
http://rapidshare.de/files/23408066/my_pal_foot_foot.mp3.html

*flatlines*

Told you so.

:p

I give you: "Hej Monika!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyR8pvaAr8A&search=nic%20the%20family)

The worst. Swedish. Song. Evar.

And this is from the country that gave the world "Hooked on a feeling," so that's quite an accomplishment.

Here we go, the worst song ever:
http://rapidshare.de/files/23408066/my_pal_foot_foot.mp3.html

Ok, that's bad. Now that I've heard it, I can't think of anything worse.

I give you: "Hej Monika!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyR8pvaAr8A&search=nic%20the%20family)

The worst. Swedish. Song. Evar.

And this is from the country that gave the world "Hooked on a feeling," so that's quite an accomplishment.

At least the tone and timing are correct. "My Pal Foot" is completely void in those areas.

Anything off Green Day's American Idiot album.
May I suggest Wake Me Up When September Ends?

I give you: "Hej Monika!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyR8pvaAr8A&search=nic%20the%20family)

The worst. Swedish. Song. Evar.

And this is from the country that gave the world "Hooked on a feeling," so that's quite an accomplishment.
Say what you like about the song, but boy can that guy dance! :p

I'll be honest, I didn't think much could rival that foot song, but that is poor. Don't suppose you could post a translation of the lyrics?

Links to albinoblacksheep are banned. Might want to take it off. I'm sure you could find it on another site.

Your quote is now the only thing containing the link :p.

Ok, that's bad. Now that I've heard it, I can't think of anything worse.

:D

I think there's actually something special about it. The story goes that their mother had a dream before they were born that she would have three blonde daughters who would form a successful band. Since the three daughters were blonde, when the mother died, the father took it upon himself to make the band part come true and pulled them out of school...

I mean, if you picture the father standing over them threatening to hit them with every mangled note, the "music" actually gets some chilling meaning, something no other artist has been able to do as well as that. It's as painful to listen to as it probably was to compose.

"Grandma got run over by a reindeer."

No one has mentioned that damn song from Ween "Push the little daisies and make em come up"... What a bunch of worthless crap....

Your quote is now the only thing containing the link :p.
Ahem. ;) Thanks.

No one has mentioned that damn song from Ween "Push the little daisies and make em come up"... What a bunch of worthless crap....

That's kinda the point of Ween.

Say what you like about the song, but boy can that guy dance! :p

I'll be honest, I didn't think much could rival that foot song, but that is poor. Don't suppose you could post a translation of the lyrics?

"Hej Monika!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyR8pvaAr8A&search=nic%20the%20family)

"Hello, hello Monica,
Hello Monica!" repeated a few times... then

"Kalla blickar, kalla kårar
och du var bara 14 vårar
ta min hand och visa mig vägen
Jag är din i alla lägen"

"Cold looks, cold chills,
and you were only 14 springs,
take my hand and show me the way
I am yours, always (lit. "in all situations")"

"Hello, hello Monica,
Hello Monica!" repeated a few times... then

"Känns som vår kärlek kom på sne från början
Precis som lutande tornet i Pisa
tornet står där än idag
och här står du och här står jag"

"Feels like our love got on a slant from the beginning,
Just like the leaning tower of Pisa,
the tower still stands there today,
and here you stand and here I stand"

"Hello, hello Monica,
Hello Monica!" Ad nauseum.

1. "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt
2. "My Hump" by Black Eyed Peas.
3. The Macarena

my nomination (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8610362188397291938)

my nomination (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8610362188397291938)

Ugh, while the video is awful and the song is classic Finnish suckitude, they've worse songs than that in Finland, by far.

"My Hump" fucking sucks.

LMAO at "Foot foot" song. It's like the Avril Lavigne cover of "Chop Suey!"
Hell, let me post that.
http://www.files.bz/files/8390/Avril_Lavigne-Chop_Suey_%28System_Of_A_Down_Cover%29.mp3

How about Liam Lynch's This is my United States of Whatever.

Ugh, while the video is awful and the song is classic Finnish suckitude, they've worse songs than that in Finland, by far.
like what?

A few off the top of me head:
The Chicken Dance
Anything by Michael Bolton
Anything by Celine Dion
La Macerena
The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (by Leonard Nimoy)
Crazy Frog
Wassup song
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard song
Any of those incredibly irritating euro-trash-house music that consists of an irritating reptitive drum beat, cheesy overdubs and a loop of someone singing the same shite over and over again, usually along the lines of 'move your ass' or worse something that tries to appear deep and meaningful.

How about Liam Lynch's This is my United States of Whatever.

No, seeing as the video for it is awesomeness.

2. "My Hump" by Black Eyed Peas.
Yes, thank you. *shudder*

No one has mentioned that damn song from Ween "Push the little daisies and make em come up"... What a bunch of worthless crap....
I see we have one person on board who doesn't get Ween...

A few off the top of me head:
The Chicken Dance
Anything by Michael Bolton
Anything by Celine Dion
La Macerena
The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (by Leonard Nimoy)
Crazy Frog
Wassup song
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard song
Any of those incredibly irritating euro-trash-house music that consists of an irritating reptitive drum beat, cheesy overdubs and a loop of someone singing the same shite over and over again, usually along the lines of 'move your ass' or worse something that tries to appear deep and meaningful.
One nomination per person.

Just to change tact a bit, here's one of the best songs ever:
Best ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTaFeabsr1M&feature=TopRated&page=3&t=t&f=b)

like what?

The horror. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O28Gvl8adUU&search=finland)

The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (by Leonard Nimoy)
Oooh, but that sounds awesome. Do you have a link?

One nomination per person.
Oh come on, how can you expect me to say which is worst?
It's like asking me to ask which shit tastes worse!

But I still have a soft spot for this, though it is bad. Very, Very Bad:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4046220309038527780&q=moskau

Oooh, but that sounds awesome. Do you have a link?
Yay for Youtube!
Ballad of Bilbo baggins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCecnhJ3LUw&search=The%20Ballad%20of%20Bilbo%20Baggins)

I don't want to be too mean to poor old Finland. They have HIM, who don't completely suck. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ5txumy_QQ&search=HIM%20butterfly)

Oh come on, how can you expect me to say which is worst?
It's like asking me to ask which shit tastes worse!
If their all as bad select 1 by lottery.

The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (by Leonard Nimoy)Oooh, but that sounds awesome. Do you have a link?
Ohh yeah, I gotta agree, that sounds like a must have...

Oooh, but that sounds awesome. Do you have a link?
It's the best fucking song ever.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1189977381292772054

Fuck that, watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t07TtjyjmVY&search=ballad%20of%20bilbo%20baggins

Yay for Youtube!
Ballad of Bilbo baggins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCecnhJ3LUw&search=The%20Ballad%20of%20Bilbo%20Baggins)
Oh, come on, that's awesome! *giggles*

But that video certainly qualifies for the top spot in a "worst video" thread. I feel insulted for the poor hobbits now.

Last one:
Zlad! and his Elektronik Supersonik (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8308973313901574549)
You can find more info about him here:
Zlad! (http://www.jetlagtravel.com/molvania/eurovision.html)
Though one couldn't possibly hate a song that has these lyrics:
I am the Anti-Pope.
I am the Anti-Pope.
Like a lion kills an antelope.
Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe.
I am the Anti-Pope.
From his "I am the Anti-Pope" song.
Yeah I know it's a joke

Oh, come on, that's awesome! *giggles*

But that video certainly qualifies for the top spot in a "worst video" thread. I feel insulted for the poor hobbits now.
I don't know, the 'shrug dance' or the wild kid sex (usually when you see people throwing thier clothes from behind something like that its slapstick for wild monkey sex...though I think they where trying to imply fighting goblins, trolls and Golem-but I don't know how flying sweatshirts do that.)

That may be the best thing I've seen all week.

Oh, come on, that's awesome! *giggles*

But that video certainly qualifies for the top spot in a "worst video" thread. I feel insulted for the poor hobbits now.Yeah, if you watch the one with the clay figures, you don't automatically hate the song. :D

"We Built This City"

And, for some godawful reason it was VH1's number one rock songs of all time





Great, now I have that song running through my head....*bangs head on desk respeatedly* nope, still there...

There's also this one:
Fredy Miler (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/best-music-video.html)
Music isn't that bad, but Fredy's unibrow has to be seen to be believed!


However, my final nomination for worst song AND video goes to this one:
outta sight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsvP8fXlpbk)
Be warned - you may feel nauseous after watching...

"We Built This City"

And, for some godawful reason it was VH1's number one rock songs of all time





Great, now I have that song running through my head....*bangs head on desk respeatedly* nope, still there...
yeah that song is utter crap

Just letting you know that there will also be a group stage before I have a final poll.

I nominate "Cheap Sunglasses," by ZZ Top. That song infuriates me everytime I hear it!

Don't know if it's been nominated yet, but I nominate William Shatners version of "Lucy in the sky with diamonds".

She Didn't Know Her Breath Was Stinkin'
Can't remember the group.

Arnold Schwarzenegger (Is a Friend of Mine) again, don't remember the artist, but it was a homeless San Francisco man who was allowed to make an album. The title of the song was screamed by him over and over again for three minutes.

Don't know if it's been nominated yet, but I nominate William Shatners version of "Lucy in the sky with diamonds".
The original version of it sucks too.

There's also this one:
Fredy Miler (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/best-music-video.html)
Music isn't that bad, but Fredy's unibrow has to be seen to be believed!


However, my final nomination for worst song AND video goes to this one:
outta sight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsvP8fXlpbk)
Be warned - you may feel nauseous after watching...

Argh! That is truly awful!

Doesn't get much worse than this:

http://www.kvikmynd.is/indexdetail.asp?id=1495

Doesn't get much worse than this:

http://www.kvikmynd.is/indexdetail.asp?id=1495
song title?

If you don't give the title it will not make it to the group stage.

song title?

If you don't give the title it will not make it to the group stage.


I hate you for making me do this... I had to trawl through nationalist yank drivel for five whole minutes to find this. Did you know you can by a rhinestone studded statue of Jesus holding the American flag?

http://www.americawestandasone.com/index.html

Dennis Madalone, and the title of the song is "America we stand as one" and it's the musical equivalent of wanking to a flag.

"My Hump" fucking sucks.

LMAO at "Foot foot" song. It's like the Avril Lavigne cover of "Chop Suey!"
Hell, let me post that.
http://www.files.bz/files/8390/Avril_Lavigne-Chop_Suey_%28System_Of_A_Down_Cover%29.mp3

LMAO! Ugh!

How about Liam Lynch's This is my United States of Whatever.

Yeah, that was shit.

Place your nominations here. I plan to have a poll for later on, once I get some nominations.

There is no competition. The Captain and Tennille's Muskrat Love:

Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light
Doin' the town and doin' it right in the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'
Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug at a Muskrat Land
And they shimmy, Sam is so skinny

And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singin' and jinglin' a jangle
Float like the heavens above
Looks like Muskrat Love

Nibblin' on bacon
Chewin' on cheese
Sam says to Suzie
Honey, would you please be my Mrs
Suzie says, yes, with her kisses
Now, he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle
Now anything goes as they wriggle
Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tango
Singin' and jinglin' a jangle
Floatin' like the heavens above
Looks like muskrat love

This song about rodent sex was a million selling chart topper. Ugghhh!!!

There is no competition.
actually many people nominated my pal foot foot.

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/03/treatyourmotherright.html

Check this ppl - MR. T - Treat your mother right



FOOL!

actually many people nominated my pal foot foot.

That is because they are too young to have been subjected to the excruciating agony of being trapped in a small room with Muskrat Love on the radio.

The horror...the horror...

That is because they are too young to have been subjected to the excruciating agony of being trapped in a small room with Muskrat Love on the radio.

The horror...the horror...

Aha, but try being trapped in a small room with My Pal Foot Foot on the radio. Foot Foot FTW.

I posted a link earlier, check it out. (and as for too young, it was recorded in the 1960s...)

I've got more:

http://www.whiteboydj.com/babygotbook.html

TREAT YOUR MOTHER RIGHT

FEMALE CHORUS: (x2)

Treat her right
Treat your mother right
Treat her right
Treat her right

MR. T's CHORUS:

Mother
There is no other
Like Mother
So treat Her right
Mother
I always Love Her
My Mother
So treat Her right, treat Her right


M is for the moan, and the miserable groan
from the pain that She felt when I was born

O is for the oven with it's burnin' heat
where She stood makin' sure I had something to eat

T is for the time that She stayed up at night
and took my temperature when I wasn't feelin' right

H is for the hard earned money She spent
to keep clothes on my back and try to pay da' rent

E is every wrinkle I put on Her face
and every worry that I caused when I stayed out late

The last letter R is that She taught me Respect
and for the room up in Heaven that I know She'll get

MR. T Chorus


Female Chorus

She's a Queen
Second to none
Take care of Mother
You only get one

Female Chorus

Music

MR. T Chorus

http://www.inzenity.com/mrt/momsong.htm

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/03/treatyourmotherright.html

Check this ppl - MR. T - Treat your mother right



FOOL!
Whoa. That's not fair.

I've got more:

http://www.whiteboydj.com/babygotbook.html
sorry. no parodies.

Errinundera']Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2.

I'm nominating this song because it hurts so much. How could Pink Floyd get it so wrong? How could a band that gave us "Time" and "Shine On, You Crazy Diamond" stoop to this? I still wince 27 years later. The only good song on the album is the one Roger Waters didn't write.

THANK YOU! I completely agree. I have been a Floyd fan since Ummagumma, Atom Heart Mother, and Meddle. Wish You Were Here is one of my all time favorite albums. But, from the first time I heard The Wall (I rushed out to get it the day it was released), I thought, "what crap." Imagine my surprise when I saw it became most people's favorite Pink Floyd album. Pink Floyd ended for me after Animals(another terrific album) in '77.

Whoa. That's not fair.

All's fair in love and cheese! Now I gotta lota respect for Mr T. but his musical career was a big waste. The crazy milk drinking rapper wannabe!

Personally - anything by Bon Jovi makes my ears bleed - I HATE HIM WITH A PASSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All's fair in love and cheese! Now I gotta lota respect for Mr T. but his musical career was a big waste. The crazy milk drinking rapper wannabe!

Personally - anything by Bon Jovi makes my ears bleed - I HATE HIM WITH A PASSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Head Cheese is not fair.

is *drum roll*

anything off Death Cult Armageddon the CD just fucking sucks. especially for a band that used to put out true Norwegian black metal.

Head Cheese is not fair.

Erm.... No.

*retracts previous statement*:p

is *drum roll*

anything off Death Cult Armageddon the CD just fucking sucks. especially for a band that used to put out true Norwegian black metal.
you have to actually pick a song.

ok, fine, I say Progenies of the Great Apocalypse

anything by Fallout Boy, Panic! at the Disco, The Used, Thursday, Thrice, The Ataris, or any of the other duplicated pop-punk/emo/screamo shit that infests the ariwaves currently.

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/03/treatyourmotherright.html

Check this ppl - MR. T - Treat your mother right



FOOL!
no links to ebaumsworld.

ok, fine, I say Progenies of the Great Apocalypse

you're exaggerating, it's a fun listen now and then.
We ARE talking about the worst song ever, so that don't make a chance.

And for the nomination of the Shaggs: no way! They have created the Philosophy of the World! They are worshipped by many, amongst them is Frank Zappa!

With all this criticism, I'll have to nominate a song ofcourse: I'll go for "Believe" by Cher, damn I always ran away from radios when it was played. It's all about bad taste.

no links to ebaumsworld.

Why?

Why?
Forum rules. I'm not sure why though.

Why?
I don't know. it just says so in the stickies.

I don't know. it just says so in the stickies.


Fair - enough, I haven't read the rules. Will do now.

Grr!@rules - OPPRESSION = NO FUN :(

the rule doesent even mention albinoblcksheep.

Two words

Crazy Frog.

I completely and wholeheartedly agree with you sir!

Ever wondered what it would feel like to castrate him, his creator or better yet all the simple minded, lobotomised youths who can entertain even for a second the ridiculous notion that this discharge of Hell could possibly be in any way humorous....?

Okay. after five more nominated songs the group stage will begin. I will only count it if the title is given.

I am unable to answer this. :(

The worst song is undoubtedly one of those innumerable Euro-disco trash-pop songs - thing is, who could even remember those, let alone their names?

So I propose one option on the poll being for "The Unknown Euro-Disco Trash-Pop Song - You Know, the One That Always Makes You Scramble to Turn off the Radio or Risk Your IQ Dropping 30 Points. That One."

i'm with you on this one - thinking there should be a whole genre called 'pap music' rather than 'pop music' where those cheesy euro-noise offerings can live their millisecond lives without infecting the eardrums of the more appreciative among us.

I nominate The Witch Doctor.

I nominate The Witch Doctor.
yeah, that song does sucks.

i'm with you on this one - thinking there should be a whole genre called 'pap music' rather than 'pop music' where those cheesy euro-noise offerings can live their millisecond lives without infecting the eardrums of the more appreciative among us.
I agree.

the rule doesent even mention albinoblcksheep.

I just looked at the rules and no links to albinoblacksheep is mentioned.

I just looked at the rules and no links to albinoblacksheep is mentioned.
where?

where?

In the same sentence where it mentions no links to ebaumsworld and plastic nipple

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"Nookie" by Limp Bizkit. <shudder>

Here we go, the worst song ever:
http://rapidshare.de/files/23408066/my_pal_foot_foot.mp3.htmlNah, it's not worse than many songs from that decade...like "Get Together"... <shudder>

Paper Roses by Donnie and Marie Osmond

Paper Roses by Donnie and Marie Osmond


A Pox upon you for even mentioning that turd.

However, I have a worse one.

Few of us younger types remember, or know about the insipid pop-bubblegum music of the 50's and early 60's.
Such standards as "Cookie, please lend me your comb.", or "Tell Laura I love her.", saturated the airwaves to poodle skirt wearing teeny-boppers all over.

The Beatles were years away...

Thus my selection for worst song ever, is this nasty little ditty wich inspires pain to the inner cochlea, and lays the soul open for the devil to leave a Boston Steamer on the brain.

"My Boy Lollipop."
-Millie.

Can we get back on topic? I still need like, 4 more nominations.

"My Pal Foot"

I wonder what it sounds like backwards... :eek:

It MUST be better than the compilation of nonsensical noises I just listened to.


My nomination for second ;) worst song is "Unforgiven II" by Metallica. Really, almost everything on Load to current would be a good nomination. :mad:

i'll still go with "low stool volume" and "what did your doggie doo doo". but i heard a couple the other day i wish i could remember the names of so i could recomend them. most things blue grass that have words to them, nearly all so called country, and of course likewise 'rap'.

anything that romantacizes aggressiveness is crap.

oh real worst song ever to make the pop charts? big dumb leroy brown, biggest fool in the whole dam town, dummer then a junk yard dog, ...

yah ok that's a paraphrase of the actual lyric, but really i would consider that one of the most crap songs ever to be a commercial success, and, if how often it was played is any indication, it was a major one.

come on feel the noise was another one. it was i think the lead single on what i consider to be the crappiest alblum the stones ever released. yes the sacred rolling stones did one i consider to be in the ultimate turkey catigory.

even the beatles did one, i think as a consession to their american promoters or something, early one, about the same time they first appeared on ed sullivan, the one "she loves you, yea yea yea ..." lyric? what lyric? for the most part they did lovely inventive wonderful things once they were well enough established people would buy anything they did because of who they were. but when they were first becoming known in america, some of the stuff they did was increadibly simplistic. probably because, well let's face, american tastes at that time were increadibly simplistic too.

they later did a deliberate parady of this kind of thing on their white alblum, called "why can't we ca'do it in the road". which was a great laugh to see that kind of thing being parodied intentionaly by someone who had done it, and made a pretty penny doing so, themselves.

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"Yummy Yummy Yummy I've Got Love in my Tummy" by the Ohio Express.

Yes, it's as bad as it sounds.

"We Built This City"

And, for some godawful reason it was VH1's number one rock songs of all time


That was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw this thread.

I nominate The Witch Doctor.


Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah-ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang! :D

Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah-ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang! :D

*gouges own eyes out with rusty scissors*

anything by michael bolton should be an honorable mention

anything by michael bolton should be an honorable mention
There is nothing honorable about Michael Bolton.

There is nothing honorable about Michael Bolton.


what about his pure talent for sucking ass.

what about his pure talent for sucking ass.
Impressive, perhaps, but not honorable. I saw a tv ad for his latest album a couple of weeks ago. He's singing Sinatra in what he considers a soulful voice. Now say what you will about Bolton's ability to pull off "blue-eyed soul"--I say as little as I can about it--Sinatra didn't do soul, and there's something profoundly disturbing about Bolton trying to emote through "Fly Me to the Moon" or "Luck Be a Lady."

The Beatles were years away...

Thus my selection for worst song ever, is this nasty little ditty wich inspires pain to the inner cochlea, and lays the soul open for the devil to leave a Boston Steamer on the brain.

"My Boy Lollipop."
-Millie.
What about "itsy bitsy teentie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini"? Surely that's the equal to "-Lollipop"

Impressive, perhaps, but not honorable. I saw a tv ad for his latest album a couple of weeks ago. He's singing Sinatra in what he considers a soulful voice. Now say what you will about Bolton's ability to pull off "blue-eyed soul"--I say as little as I can about it--Sinatra didn't do soul, and there's something profoundly disturbing about Bolton trying to emote through "Fly Me to the Moon" or "Luck Be a Lady."



sinatra is rolling over in his grave i bet right now.

did you ever hear that 80s hair metal band he had? i dont remember the bands name it was on some random radio station in VA. even worse than his crap now.

http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/03/treatyourmotherright.html

Check this ppl - MR. T - Treat your mother right
I love how he doesn't stop the kids arguing at the start, only tells them not to bring their mother into their abuse.
I don't know what's worse about the vid - Mr T's singing or Mr T's small tight denim cut-offs.

other nom for worst song

party all the time by eddie murphy

First Post.

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go by Wham.
I hate this song with a passion. How could people not tell he was gay back then? It's pretty obvious.

Wake Me up Before You Go Go (http://youtube.com/watch?v=0n7Aiic3AgM&search=Wham)

First Post.

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go by Wham.
I hate this song with a passion. How could people not tell he was gay back then? It's pretty obvious.

Wake Me up Before You Go Go (http://youtube.com/watch?v=0n7Aiic3AgM&search=Wham)

You hate it because he's gay... :eek:

You hate it because he's gay... :eek:

No, that was just more of a side note. I hate it cause the song sucks. I was merely pointing out that it was obvious at that time the George Michael was a practicing member of the alternative lifestyles club. I've got no problem with that, just the fact that people were genuinely surprised by that revelation.

I love how he doesn't stop the kids arguing at the start, only tells them not to bring their mother into their abuse.
I don't know what's worse about the vid - Mr T's singing or Mr T's small tight denim cut-offs.
The cut-offs combined with the striped tube socks, no doubt.

another worst song was

Wild Side - by Marky Mark (im pretty sure that was the name)

also anything by limp bizkit

only one more nomination needed.

only one more nomination needed.
How many nominations are you looking for, and what's been suggested already?

i want to know said list of final nominations.....

What I ahve so far:
Grandma Got run over by a reindeer
You're Beautiful
outta sight
Muscrat Love
The Witch Doctor
Another Brick in the Wall
My Pal Foot Foot
Cheap Sunglasses
This is my United states of whatever
Yummy Yummy Yummy I've Got Love in my Tummy
Yellow Submarine
My Hump
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Treat your mother right
itsy bitsy teentie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
Dragosta Din Tea
I wanna Love you tender
the chicken dance
Progenies of the Great Apocalypse
Wild Side
Hej Monika
The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
America we stand as one
Believe

What I ahve so far:
Grandma Got run over by a reindeer
You're Beautiful
outta sight
Muscrat Love
The Witch Doctor
Another Brick in the Wall
My Pal Foot Foot
Cheap Sunglasses
This is my United states of whatever
Yummy Yummy Yummy I've Got Love in my Tummy
Yellow Submarine
My Hump
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Treat your mother right
itsy bitsy teentie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
Dragosta Din Tea
I wanna Love you tender
the chicken dance
Progenies of the Great Apocalypse
Wild Side
Hej Monika
The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
America we stand as one
Believe

suprise suprise dimmu borgir found its way in :D



why isnt party all the time by eddie murphy on that list, it needs to be.

Well, Swilatia, you've got more than enough for a poll, but if you're still taking nominations, I've got another: Let the Eagle Soar by Atty. Gen. John Ashcroft.

Well, Swilatia, you've got more than enough for a poll, but if you're still taking nominations, I've got another: Let the Eagle Soar by Atty. Gen. John Ashcroft.
I know its too much for a pool. there will be a group stage.

i think shiny happy people by REM should be here. fan of REM, but i always hated that song with a burning passion.

Well, Swilatia, you've got more than enough for a poll, but if you're still taking nominations, I've got another: Let the Eagle Soar by Atty. Gen. John Ashcroft.

Oh wow. I completely forgot about that one. "Eagle with healing in her wings" and so on :D

finito. and here are the goups. They are named after bad musicians/music groups.

The Shaggs Group:
Grandma Got run over by a reindeer
You're Beautiful
outta sight
Muscrat Love
The Witch Doctor

The Crazy Frog Group:
Another Brick in the Wall
My Pal Foot Foot
Cheap Sunglasses
This is my United states of whatever
Yummy Yummy Yummy I've Got Love in my Tummy

The O-zone Group:
Yellow Submarine
My Hump
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Treat your mother right
itsy bitsy teentie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini

The James Blunt Group:
Dragosta Din Tea
I wanna Love you tender
the chicken dance
Progenies of the Great Apocalypse
Wild Side

The Black Eyed Peas Group:
Hej Monika
The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
America we stand as one
Believe
shiny happy people

simply select the worst of each group. 1st and second place from each group will make it to the poll.

when Will There Be A Poll

that is a exceptionally shitty song list. this contest should go well.

when Will There Be A Poll
tommorow. select the worst from each group if you want to choose who goes in the poll.

You may want to start a new thread for this.

You may want to start a new thread for this.
okay. I will.

finito. and here are the goups. They are named after bad musicians/music groups.

The Shaggs Group:
Grandma Got run over by a reindeer
You're Beautiful
outta sight
Muscrat Love
The Witch Doctor

The Crazy Frog Group:
Another Brick in the Wall
My Pal Foot Foot
Cheap Sunglasses
This is my United states of whatever
Yummy Yummy Yummy I've Got Love in my Tummy

The O-zone Group:
Yellow Submarine
My Hump
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Treat your mother right
itsy bitsy teentie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini

The James Blunt Group:
Dragosta Din Tea
I wanna Love you tender
the chicken dance
Progenies of the Great Apocalypse
Wild Side

The Black Eyed Peas Group:
Hej Monika
The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
America we stand as one
Believe
shiny happy people

simply select the worst of each group. 1st and second place from each group will make it to the poll.

Outta sight

My pal foot foot

Lucy in the sky with diamonds

The chicken dance

America we stand as one

Outta sight

My pal foot foot

Lucy in the sky with diamonds

The chicken dance

America we stand as one
Thank you, but theres a new thread. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=488420)