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June 21st is Hike Naked Day.

ANybody have plans? If not, make some. Get some sun and exercise. Startle a deer or a park ranger. :)

June 21st is Hike Naked Day.

ANybody have plans? If not, make some. Get some sun and exercise. Startle a deer or a park ranger. :)
but avoid the Poison Oak, Poison Ivy and Poison Sumac. ;)

June 21st is Hike Naked Day.

ANybody have plans? If not, make some. Get some sun and exercise. Startle a deer or a park ranger. :)
Might go to the shops in my birthday suit, so to speak.

Might give the CCTV chaps a bit of a shock.

Uhm... I'm good.... I really don't wanna know what happens when I get bug bites on my untouchables...

June 21st is Hike Naked Day.

ANybody have plans? If not, make some. Get some sun and exercise. Startle a deer or a park ranger. :)

Go to Wednesday night services at church naked. :D

Invest in lots of sun cream. Sunburn is bad enough on your arms or back, genital sunburn, especially while hiking, is about the worst thing that could happen to you.

but avoid the Poison Oak, Poison Ivy and Poison Sumac. ;)

I'm resistant. I'd go so far as to say I'm immune, but under extenuating circumstances, I have caught mild cases of it.

Uhm... I'm good.... I really don't wanna know what happens when I get bug bites on my untouchables...
Oof. A hornet sting right in the unmentionables would be rather unpleasant.

And watch out for prickers. :eek:

Public Indecency is a crime.

Public Indecency is a crime.

I'm not THAT ugly! :(

the more I think about Hike Naked Day... the more I'll pass.


Don't wanna restart rumors about bigfoot.

I'm not THAT ugly! :(
now, now, LG... one must always remember, Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder.

Nakey! As we naturally should be!

Ha, a few friends of mine would be up for this. I keep thinking of sunburn and chafage:eek:

the more I think about Hike Naked Day... the more I'll pass.


Don't wanna restart rumors about bigfoot.

YAY! :D

Hiking seems like one of the things you wouldn't want to do naked..

Um... howsabout "stay inside naked" day? I like that idea better.

I'll hike up my stairs naked...

Um... howsabout "stay inside naked" day? I like that idea better.
or make everyone have to apply for a permit to get to hike around naked. oddly enough only the hottest of women tend to get the permit;)

Um... howsabout "stay inside naked" day? I like that idea better.

Maybe on Christmas. *nod*

Maybe on Christmas. *nod*
But Christmas is when the naked snowboarding starts.

But Christmas is when the naked snowboarding starts.
god, I just imagined where frost burns would end up.... :eek:

But Christmas is when the naked snowboarding starts.

Easter? Instead of going to church in a nice new suit, you can go in your original one. :)

Well wearing clothes is what got us kicked out of Eden, maybe if we went back to wearing nothing, God might let us back in? :p

I think I'll pass, I don't think I have anything to show off if you know what I mean.

I think I'll pass, I don't think I have anything to show off if you know what I mean.
:eek: A Ken doll is posting on NS!

I could be convinced to try it. But I'd prefer to just go in my pool naked.

or make everyone have to apply for a permit to get to hike around naked. oddly enough only the hottest of women tend to get the permit;)

But... what if the permit giver is biased? Then I might NOT get a permit! Because the person cannot see my utter hotness! *pouts*

:eek: A Ken doll is posting on NS!

HEY! It's not that bad....

Well wearing clothes is what got us kicked out of Eden, maybe if we went back to wearing nothing, God might let us back in? :p

I've always wondered about that...

Uhm... I'm good.... I really don't wanna know what happens when I get bug bites on my untouchables...

mabye it'll feel like a ribbed...

mabye it'll feel like a ribbed...

Hahaha! I don't think that was the point... but that's a funny response.

but avoid the Poison Oak, Poison Ivy and Poison Sumac. ;)
Imagine your privates hitting that..."Sir, why are you scratching down there?"

mabye it'll feel like a ribbed...

Don't ask how I know this, but a mosquito bite on the area really sucks. First it hurts like hell, then it gets, itchy, so you scratch it.. Then the standard thing happens, and then the itch is worse. Eventually things go numb, until the welt goes away.

I don't wanna know what would happen if other critters got to it.

HEY! It's not that bad....

Yes it is. It's like those zombie scenarios everyone was talking about a while ago, zombies might try to take over the world and stuff, well so will naked Ken dolls!! If anything, naked Ken dolls are WORSE than zombies! :eek:

Though not in the sense that they burn your eyes out, since you did admit there was nothing to see:D

Yes it is. It's like those zombie scenarios everyone was talking about a while ago, zombies might try to take over the world and stuff, well so will naked Ken dolls!! If anything, naked Ken dolls are WORSE than zombies! :eek:

Though not in the sense that they burn your eyes out, since you did admit there was nothing to see:D

Do I have to post a pic of my genitals to prove I have something? lol Beside if I was a giant Ken Doll, I would at least have a hot bod, then I wouldn't be complaining! :p

Here in the harsh desert of cactus and thorny, iron-branched flora, I dont like to hike in anything less than high-denier cordura boots and head to toe rip-stop.

People, running naked? The barbarous heathens! (Runs into house and grabs a squirt gun preparing to drink the vodka inside so as to knock himself and not have to see a bunch of ninety year olds jogging down the street in their birthday suits.)

People, running naked? The barbarous heathens! (Runs into house and grabs a squirt gun preparing to drink the vodka inside so as to knock himself and not have to see a bunch of ninety year olds jogging down the street in their birthday suits.)
You don't want to use a mere squirt gun, you'll need a super-soaker. They can hold much more vodka by far...

June 21st is Hike Naked Day.

ANybody have plans? If not, make some. Get some sun and exercise. Startle a deer or a park ranger. :)
Those poor park rangers. Imagine the shock they'd get, seeing hords of naked people running around their beloved forest. You're advocating a sin here, LG. :(

Those poor park rangers. Imagine the shock they'd get, seeing hords of naked people running around their beloved forest. You're advocating a sin here, LG. :(

Yep. :)

I suppose I would try it but with plenty of insect repellent and sunscreen.I'm immune to poision ivy and oak.Don't know about Sumac though.

god, I just imagined where frost burns would end up.... :eek:
falling on an ice patch is not fun. And I have the scar on my ass to prove it:eek:

and hiking naked is fun. I highly suggest it.

You don't want to use a mere squirt gun, you'll need a super-soaker. They can hold much more vodka by far...Good point, I will go buy one in the morning then and go get some more liters of vodka.

June 21st is Hike Naked Day.

ANybody have plans? If not, make some. Get some sun and exercise. Startle a deer or a park ranger. :)
... get arrested for (apparent) indecent exposure.;)

We used to have a TV program that ran a national nude day but the show ended and i don't know if the 'National Nude Day' is a goer.

Yesterday i watched the last episode again.

Um... howsabout "stay inside naked" day? I like that idea better.

I second this motion.

*unzips fly*

I second this motion.

*unzips fly*
o_O
Hands where i can see them.