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I met my sisters new boyfriend yesterday and it turns out he's scared of cheese, he has a special route around the supermarket so he can avoid the cheese counter and his mum has to make him special cheeseless pizzas, so i was wondering do any of you have or know sombody that has a weird phobia?

I met my sisters new boyfriend yesterday and it turns out he's scared of cheese, he has a special route around the supermarket so he can avoid the cheese counter and his mum has to make him special cheeseless pizzas, so i was wondering do any of you have or know sombody that has a weird phobia?

None as weird as that... I've met people with arachnophobia, claustrophobia, homophobia and xenophobia. But cheese? No...

I met my sisters new boyfriend yesterday and it turns out he's scared of cheese, he has a special route around the supermarket so he can avoid the cheese counter and his mum has to make him special cheeseless pizzas, so i was wondering do any of you have or know sombody that has a weird phobia?
I used to be afraid of plants. I still have a slight dread in the back of my mind when I have to handle plants, especially recently cut ones. Weird because I used to like to find and identify plants when I hiked. I also used to read up on medicinal and poisonous plants.

I know a girl who's scared of bananas. Point one at her and she gets really scared, no kidding.

i remembered another one, i have a friend at uni who's scared of salad

I'm afraid of werewolves even though I don't believe in werewolves. But a bark or growl on a full moon and I jump out of my skin.

I'm afraid of sitting with my back to a window. Something bad always comes through the window. :eek:

I haven't met anyone with a phobia, learnt about them a while ago, one of our homeworks was to find a list of them, which i have lying around somewhere, there are some very strange and funny ones.

Come to think of it, I used to have a friend who would fall down when you scared or suprised her.

Seriously.

You turned around a corner and say "Booh!" and she scream, threw her arms up, and fell down backwards. She didn't do it for show either, it made for a couple of pretty embarassing situations.

I have a friend that's scared of porceline Dolls. can't stand to be in the same room as one.

I have a fear of Heights... but only when I think about How High up I am. as Long as I don't think about it, iI'm fine.

Oh, yes, there's one strange thing I'm scared about. I can't sleep in a room with open wardrobe doors or drawers.
The window can be open (has to be, actually), the door can be open, but if the wardrobe's open that freaks me out.

homophobia

:rolleyes:

I have a phobia about people touching my neck. It's an odd thing.

Oh, yes, there's one strange thing I'm scared about. I can't sleep in a room with open wardrobe doors or drawers.
The window can be open (has to be, actually), the door can be open, but if the wardrobe's open that freaks me out.
i'm like that except i have to have the window closed too, and i'm scared of the dark, although i don't think that's really weird, just a bit childish

I am terrified of other people's boogers.

and also, if i'm sleeping in a bed that has space under it i have to jump onto the bed from a distance in case something is under it that might grab my legs

I'm scared of 700-feet-tall animated marble unicorns. I've never seen one so I'm not entirely certain, but I assume if I saw one come at me, I would poop on myself.

and also, if i'm sleeping in a bed that has space under it i have to jump onto the bed from a distance in case something is under it that might grab my legs

I used to do that as a kid. And I can't sleep with the shutters closed (must be a German thing, though, houses here don't even have shutters) nor with the lights on.

I'm scared of 700-feet-tall animated marble unicorns. I've never seen one so I'm not entirely certain, but I assume if I saw one come at me, I would poop on myself.
:eek: Joccy!!! long time no see!:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

:eek: Joccy!!! long time no see!:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Yeah, no kidding. Where have you been? You clearly haven't been busy since I'm suddenly getting close to you in number of posts.

What have you been doing? Have you been ruling the world since your coming of age?

and also, if i'm sleeping in a bed that has space under it i have to jump onto the bed from a distance in case something is under it that might grab my legs
oookhay... :eek:

now I have a Mental Pic of Tinks in her PJ's jumping into bed... :D


mind if I file that away as a Night-time fantasy?


Back on subject.

I know someone who is afraid of Lizards. infact, she can spot a small (size of your first pinky joint) lizard on a dark green carpet, across a dark room.

I'm dead scared of dogs, but that doesn't really qualify as a weird phobia.

Someone I work with is afraid of peanut butter though. He gets really nervous whenever he's in the supermarket, and opening a jar of the stuff can scare the heck out of him (or so it did when I found out).

Yeah, no kidding. Where have you been? You clearly haven't been busy since I'm suddenly getting close to you in number of posts.
i've been at uni, too busy drinking and smoking pot, i'm home for the long, boring summer though so i'll soon get my postcount up again, i'm already working on it (+1)

oookhay... :eek:

now I have a Mental Pic of Tinks in her PJ's jumping into bed... :D


mind if I file that away as a Night-time fantasy?
My thoughts exactly, yay for Tink!:fluffle:

I had a nightmare about being chased through a forest by a 2 headed llama once. Now I hate llamas.

See you managed to restore your nation to it's former glory? Good on ya! Now noone will mistake you for a n00blet :p

On topic: No, I don't really know anyone with a strange phobia. I myself has a small fear of heights, but nothing out of the ordinary.

I used to do that as a kid.
Me too! It's so weird.

But then childhood wouldn't be childhood without some irrational fear.:p

No, just spiders.....toy clowns freak me out in a way. Ah yes, & the hooded figure in my grandmother's basement. He's not a ghost, but......Anyway I woke up one time & he was standing over me, just staring at me. Scared the crap out of me. Oh yes....and Leprechauns. Evil little bastards......

Me too! It's so weird.

But then childhood wouldn't be childhood without some irrational fear.:p
yeah, it's only really sad when you still do it at 18

My two phobias are both reasonably common, so I'll skip them and mention my strangest childhood fear - I was mortally terrified of the letter "i" in the Dillard's store sign. I have no idea why, but I really really was.

I met my sisters new boyfriend yesterday and it turns out he's scared of cheese, he has a special route around the supermarket so he can avoid the cheese counter and his mum has to make him special cheeseless pizzas, so i was wondering do any of you have or know sombody that has a weird phobia?

Snakes and spiders. The only good snakes and spiders are the dead ones.

i've been at uni, too busy drinking and smoking pot, i'm home for the long, boring summer though so i'll soon get my postcount up again, i'm already working on it (+1)

I thought you were off making movies. I thought you were all about making it to eighteen so you could share your 'light' with the world... or something like that.

Tink, what have you done???

Now I've got to think of all the strange things I'm scared of.... like people wearing sun glasses. And touching glass that was in a dish washer.

I thought you were off making movies. I thought you were all about making it to eighteen so you could share your 'light' with the world... or something like that.
Light, home made pr0n, it's all good. ;)

I thought you were off making movies. I thought you were all about making it to eighteen so you could share your 'light' with the world... or something like that.
well i went to study nursing first so i can get the uniform, costumes and props don't just appear from nowhere ya know!

Tink, what have you done???

Now I've got to think of all the strange things I'm scared of.... like people wearing sun glasses. And touching glass that was in a dish washer.
What about sunglasses that have been in a dishwasher?

well, here's one phobia I have.

Meeting someone from NS and realizing that I don't meet their expectations. :(

What about sunglasses that have been in a dishwasher?

*runs away screaming

well, here's one phobia I have.

Meeting someone from NS and realizing that I don't meet their expectations. :(

I can't imagine that would ever happen :fluffle:

well i went to study nursing first so i can get the uniform, costumes and props don't just appear from nowhere ya know!
let me know what you need... scrubs, masks, little blue boot covers.... ;)

well, here's one phobia I have.

Meeting someone from NS and realizing that I don't meet their expectations. :(
A lot of people expect people on the internet to be overweight paedophiles, so not meeting expectations there is a good thing.

I knew a guy who had a phobia of any kind of flying object, even paper or a tennis ball or tiny bits of anything. He also tried to walk on the side of people in case their shoes flew off and hit him.

Poor guy.

*runs away screaming
Woman running away screaming. All too familiar.





Mwahahahahaha.

Tink, what have you done???

Now I've got to think of all the strange things I'm scared of.... like people wearing sun glasses. And touching glass that was in a dish washer.
nothing *sweet, angelic smile*


i'm also scared of cotton wool a bit, i get the shivers when i see it and i can't touch it

nothing *sweet, angelic smile*


i'm also scared of cotton wool a bit, i get the shivers when i see it and i can't touch it

Thinks up a way to make that a great game.

nothing *sweet, angelic smile*


i'm also scared of cotton wool a bit, i get the shivers when i see it and i can't touch it
I know a girl who is absolutely terrified of cotton wool. She freaks out if she is aware in any way of cotton wool being pulled apart.

Thinks up a way to make that a great game.
typical, always thinking up ways to make me scream:rolleyes:

I have Caulrophobia, which is a fear of clowns....that is a little wierd, seeing as they're supposed to be funny....and also, mild Arachnophobia....but other than that, I'm clean

typical, always thinking up ways to make me scream:rolleyes:

Like I even have to think about it. I suspect I would have not trouble even if I was improvising.

Well I mainly have a bad case of arachnophobia.

But I also have a fear in that when I go into the woods I'm gonna find a meth lab and the people are gonna shoot me :(

Also I have a fear that someone/something is gonna get me in the time it takes my eyes to adjust from light to dark...I feel very vunerable.

Quesophobia .... how very odd.

Anyway, I have no phobias ... except maybe sock monkeys. I have a friend who's deathly afraid of himself. It makes for very entertaining outings.

I have a friend who's deathly afraid of himself. It makes for very entertaining outings.so as long as he doesn't see himself, he's fine?

so as long as he doesn't see himself, he's fine?

He always knows he's there. Ever seen someone in a continuous state of absolute panic? Hilarious!

I have a phobia of New and Jacket Potatoes, just the site of them makes me hurl. o_O

Conservatives have an irrational phobia of Janet Jackson's boob. Janetaphobia.

Conservatives have an irrational phobia of Janet Jackson's boob. Janetaphobia.
wouldn't that be boobielaJanetaphobia?

:rolleyes:

I have a phobia about people touching my neck. It's an odd thing.

Me too! I think I must have died from a vampire bit in my last life. :eek:

I have a friend who freaks out at the sound of two pieces of paper being rubbed together.

He says the only thing worse is people scratching paper with their fingernails - he has to scratch a smooth surface afterwards until the fear goes away. :rolleyes:

Bees/ hornets, heights, and death.

What's that thing about heights where one feels uncomfortable with 5+ meters off the ground?

That one I have. I really don't like those staircases like on the Eiffel-Tower where the stairs don't have a "backwall" but you can look straight through them. Or those gratings on the fire escape (2m till I'm on the concrete stairs where I may have a smoke).

Other than that, I'm really not fond of snakes, huge (like tropical) spiders, and scorpions - not really scared of them, just a certain unease attached to them.

Bees/ hornets, heights, and death.


I forgot bees, i guess i'm not really scared of them, I just use alot of cation. My uncle is highly alergic to them, so I'm not sure if I am.

I have a fear of going under water. I am fine in the water as long as my head is above the water. The second it goes under I get the feeling that I am going to die.

I forgot bees, i guess i'm not really scared of them, I just use alot of cation. My uncle is highly alergic to them, so I'm not sure if I am.
Now that you've mentioned bees (which I really don't mind, same goes for bumblebees or even hornets) - wasps give me the creeps!
Their flying sound lets the hair in my neck and on my arms stand up...

I met my sisters new boyfriend yesterday and it turns out he's scared of cheese, he has a special route around the supermarket so he can avoid the cheese counter and his mum has to make him special cheeseless pizzas, so i was wondering do any of you have or know sombody that has a weird phobia?
God that is abnormal i dead set love cheese i would covertly sneak him cheese and after a few months tell them i gave you cheese.

What are they gonna do?

and also, if i'm sleeping in a bed that has space under it i have to jump onto the bed from a distance in case something is under it that might grab my legs

i did that when i was young :D

What's that thing about heights where one feels uncomfortable with 5+ meters off the ground?

That one I have. I really don't like those staircases like on the Eiffel-Tower where the stairs don't have a "backwall" but you can look straight through them. Or those gratings on the fire escape (2m till I'm on the concrete stairs where I may have a smoke).

Other than that, I'm really not fond of snakes, huge (like tropical) spiders, and scorpions - not really scared of them, just a certain unease attached to them.
Acrophobia?

God that is abnormal i dead set love cheese i would covertly sneak him cheese and after a few months tell them i gave you cheese.

What are they gonna do?
Freak out and kill you?

i did that when i was young :D
To Tink?!? Naughty you!

Acrophobia?
That's the one. I'm fine up to a certain height, though - or when it's ridiculously high like let's say the Empire State Building. Then I'm fine again (unless, of course, you take away the railing).

To Tink?!? Naughty you!
He's living the dream.


That's the one. I'm fine up to a certain height, though - or when it's ridiculously high like let's say the Empire State Building. Then I'm fine again (unless, of course, you take away the railing).
I guess you live by "Don't look down". Don't, by the way.

Hey, I bet there are some people out there who will have some kind of fear of this: Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666.

Don't even try to say it. Even experts can't say it sometimes. Try this one spelling bee champs.

A very good friend of mine is afraid of fish. He can, however, eat it if A) it no longer looks like a whole fish, and B) he didn't see it being prepared.

I wouldn't count it as a fear exactly, but I get very uncomfortable when it's quiet. I need some kind of noise to be able to focus on anything but the lack of noise. I am, however, afraid of heights when there's no railing or glass to keep me from falling. Ladders, and cliffs, and steep hills (there are quite a few hills around here that just drop around 5 metres down, in a metre or less of horizontal, making for a very steep fall with no railings or anything :( ) are a BIG uncomfortable situation. It doesn't take much height for me to start flipping out, either. My uncle's parents' (he's my uncle by marriage to my aunt-by-blood) cottage has a porch that goes up about 1.5-1.75 metres off the ground and no railing, and I get freaked out when I have to walk along the edge of it. ^^;

Phobias?

I have a fear of Heights, the Grand Canyon unnerved the hell out of me. I also have a fear of Deep Water places, likes lakes and oceans.

He's living the dream.
Who isn't?

I guess you live by "Don't look down". Don't, by the way.
Oh. Great. I just looked down. Now you tell me!

(But it does work that way - or if I'm preoccupied and don't give it a thought)

I start freaking out around bridges and overpasses. And big buildings are pretty scary too. That's why I stay away from Dallas, that and the pollution.
I have a fear that someone might be in the shower everytime I go to the bathroom, so I always have to check.

I'm scared of bees and insects like bees...Wasps, hornets etc...

My friend is scared of small dogs, the smaller the dog the more scary it is. Big dogs don't bother her at all, she thinks bigger dogs are cute.
Although I still find it amusing when walking to school she comes running down the street yelling. All because some lady's little dog got out, followed her, and barked at her the whole way. This tends to happen at least once a week. It scares her, but brightens my mornings.
No real phobias of my own though, at least I can't think of any.

My friend is scared of small dogs, the smaller the dog the more scary it is. Big dogs don't bother her at all, she thinks bigger dogs are cute.
Although I still find it amusing when walking to school she comes running down the street yelling. All because some lady's little dog got out, followed her, and barked at her the whole way. This tends to happen at least once a week. It scares her, but brightens my mornings.
No real phobias of my own though, at least I can't think of any.
Those little ankle-biters are nasty...

Yeah, that's kind of where her fear came from. At least the only thing she can relate it to. She had a dream about a Chihuahua slowly (and by slowly, I mean over days, just nibbling.) eating her hand. My friend has very vivid and strange dreams.

Yeah, that's kind of where her fear came from. At least the only thing she can relate it to. She had a dream about a Chihuahua slowly (and by slowly, I mean over days, just nibbling.) eating her hand. My friend has very vivid and strange dreams.
I too have nightmares about ankle-biters. I hear their yapping all night in my head...

*snip illegal link*

We were kidding around and that link is against site rules.

Freak out and kill you?
:eek:
mppppppppph mpppppppph mpppppppph mpppppppph.
Cheese is brilliant i put it on many things in fact right now the only things i can't imagine putting it on is Cereal, Ice Ceam and a Bowl of fruit.

I met my sisters new boyfriend yesterday and it turns out he's scared of cheese, he has a special route around the supermarket so he can avoid the cheese counter and his mum has to make him special cheeseless pizzas, so i was wondering do any of you have or know sombody that has a weird phobia?
I am somewhat afraid of mail ... which is probably an extension of a fear (extreme uncomfortability with/) of serious conversations that are initiated by other people (with serious consequences)
The *funny* thing is that i missed a free semester in college because i didn't want to open my mail.
I still don't enjoy it much.
I also don't like answering the phone or emails.
I'm not sure what that's called ...

...he's scared of cheese, he has a special route around the supermarket so he can avoid the cheese counter and his mum has to make him special cheeseless pizzas...

Cheesus, that's weird.

I used to be afraid of plants. I still have a slight dread in the back of my mind when I have to handle plants, especially recently cut ones. Weird because I used to like to find and identify plants when I hiked. I also used to read up on medicinal and poisonous plants.
So ... what'd ya think of Little Shop Of Horrors?
(only play i'm currently interested in acting in)

I haven't met anyone with a phobia, learnt about them a while ago, one of our homeworks was to find a list of them, which i have lying around somewhere, there are some very strange and funny ones.
How 'bout ...
http://www.designedthinking.com/Fear/Phobias/Medical/medical.html

Hey, I bet there are some people out there who will have some kind of fear of this: Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666.

Don't even try to say it. Even experts can't say it sometimes. Try this one spelling bee champs.
Of all the people who merit well-deserved scorn on this thread (which is almost NO ONE), they're it.

typical, always thinking up ways to make me scream:rolleyes:
im not gonna touch that one :D

I knew a guy who had a phobia of any kind of flying object, even paper or a tennis ball or tiny bits of anything. He also tried to walk on the side of people in case their shoes flew off and hit him.

Poor guy.
Did you kick him?

Did you kick him?

Personally no, I felt sorry for him but a lot of other people did.

The only thing I'm terrified of is a migraine.

The only thing I'm terrified of is a migraine.

That must be a headache :p

That must be a headache :p

That was terribly punny, Beautiful. :p

That was terribly punny, Beautiful. :p

I knew it was terrible when I said it, I just couldn't help it :p

:fluffle:

I knew it was terrible when I said it, I just couldn't help it :p

:fluffle:

Well, at least I get a fluffle to ease the pain. ^.^

Well, at least I get a fluffle to ease the pain. ^.^

I am the Fluffle Queen :D

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I absolutely HATE feet! Especially when men wear flipflops.

I absolutely HATE feet! Especially when men wear flipflops.
You don't like Thongs?:eek:

I am the Fluffle Queen :D

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Did you gain the title from Tink or something? :confused:

I've never had any phobias. I was scared of spiders for a long time, since I was bitten on my right eyelid by one when I was two years old. That fear's since turned into a respect of sorts.

Did you gain the title from Tink or something? :confused:

Tink had that title? :confused:

You don't like Thongs?:eek:

Oh thongs are nice when they are garrotting a young and extremely attractive female crevice :cool:

But feet... FEET!!! :gundge: Frickin' invention of Beelzebub himself! Whenever I see an anthlete's foot, I just want to set it on fire!

Oh thongs are nice when they are garrotting a young and extremely attractive female crevice :cool:

But feet... FEET!!! :gundge: Frickin' invention of Beelzebub himself! Whenever I see an anthlete's foot, I just want to set it on fire!

Dude. You're...

http://www.bundyology.com/sfg/501a.jpg

...Al frickin' Bundy!

Tink had that title? :confused:

Hmmm. Maybe I'm getting mixed up, now that I think of it. She was/is Queen of General, as I recall, and also won an award for her excessive fluffle use at some point. Perhaps I'm conflating the two. Damn that was a long time ago. :(

Hmmm. Maybe I'm getting mixed up, now that I think of it. She was/is Queen of General, as I recall, and also won an award for her excessive fluffle use at some point. Perhaps I'm conflating the two. Damn that was a long time ago. :(

Ah, I see :)

I don't want to rip anyone off, but it's a cool title ;)

Dude. You're...

http://www.bundyology.com/sfg/501a.jpg

...Al frickin' Bundy!


A wha...?:confused:

Bees and wasps. When I was young, a wasp crawled all over my face while I was at a zoo or something at Burton-on-the-Water, near the penguins. I had to stay still for what seemed an age until it flew off.

Just the other month, a wasp flew into this room (for those in the UK, I'm in the 'box room' of the house right now), I screamed, ran out the room, and hid under my duvet telling my younger brother to go get it. I'm laughing thinking about it, but I really don't want it to happen again.

I absolutely HATE feet! Especially when men wear flipflops.

I totally agree with you!!!

But for me, it is not actually a phobia: it is mere disgust.

My worst phobias concerns bridges above water. A bridge above land is fine, water is fine, but a bridge above water toooootally freaks me out and makes me want to cry (anyone ever drove into Edinburgh from the North, when you have to cross that huge bridge?: I nearly had a nervous breakdown when driving across it. The same goes for the old bridge in Grafton, NSW, Australia, if anyone knows it)

And clowns. Clowns are scary. Seriously... :eek:

At times, panphobia, its really anoyying, but thankfully not often.
When you try to withdraw from the walls, roof, floor, people, outside. EVERYTHING its really hard act normal

I have a few weird idiosyncrasies. One of them isn't so much a phobia as it is... well, I don't know. All I do know is that I can't stand it when somebody desecrates potatoes. Agh, don't throw them in the trash, put them in the fucking ground!

Next is my irrational fear of thinking. I enjoy delving into intellectual concepts, but I fear that if I think when I have no profound ideas to work on, I'll imagine something quite fearsome. And then I can't go anywhere without having to keep a constant three hundred and sixty degree surveillance. Sometimes more, if I can't see the ceiling without looking up.

Now, the other one, in light of my last sentence, is reverse vertigo. I can't stand being near the ground. In fact, I am suspended from little cables, sixteen feet into the air, as I type this. It's really inconvenient at times, but I would rather be up here than down there where all the germs and flying dogs are.

Edit: Ah, I can't stand the presence of felt, either. If I'm anywhere near felt, I get that feeling of scratching felt in my fingertips, and it's damn annoying. Thing is, then I have to scratch the felt. Go figure.

I also have this thing where I can't stand paper being unused, especially if it's of a unique colour or texture. Moreso if bound. Also, one cannot begin to fathom how much I despise damaged paper. If somebody is tearing paper from a notebook or something, then hands it over to me, I will look at them in disgust and say something along the lines of "We don't want your bourgeois paper here!" No joke. It happens often enough to the point where at least one other person has to have noticed.

Bus Tickets. honestly.

(it's why i have a pass)

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.

Didaskaleinophobia is the fear of going to school.

Phobatrivaphobia is a fear of trivia about phobias.

Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman
Chionophobia- Fear of snow.
Chiraptophobia- Fear of being touched.
Chirophobia- Fear of hands
Cholerophobia- Fear of anger or the fear of cholera
Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news
Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
Gephyrophobia or Gephydrophobia or Gephysrophobia- Fear of crossing bridges
Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure.
Heliophobia- Fear of the sun
Hellenologophobia- Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.
Helminthophobia- Fear of being infested with worms
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666.
Hierophobia- Fear of priests or sacred things.
Hydrargyophobia- Fear of mercurial medicines.
Hydrophobia- Fear of water or of rabies.
Hydrophobophobia- Fear of rabies.
Hyelophobia or Hyalophobia- Fear of glass.
Hygrophobia- Fear of liquids, dampness, or moisture.
Hylephobia- Fear of materialism or the fear of epilepsy.
Hylophobia- Fear of forests.
Hypengyophobia or Hypegiaphobia- Fear of responsibility.
Hypnophobia- Fear of sleep or of being hypnotized.
Hypsiphobia- Fear of height.
Insectophobia - Fear of insects.
Isolophobia- Fear of solitude, being alone.
Isopterophobia- Fear of termites, insects that eat wood
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews
Keraunophobia or Ceraunophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.(Astraphobia, Astrapophobia)
Kinetophobia or Kinesophobia- Fear of movement or motion.
Kleptophobia- Fear of stealing.
Leukophobia- Fear of the color white.
Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body.
Ligyrophobia- Fear of loud noises.
Lilapsophobia- Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Logizomechanophobia- Fear of computers.
Logophobia- Fear of words.
Luiphobia- Fear of lues, syphillis.
Macrophobia- Fear of long waits.
Mageirocophobia- Fear of cooking.
Maieusiophobia- Fear of childbirth.
Malaxophobia- Fear of love play. (Sarmassophobia)
Maniaphobia- Fear of insanity.
Photophobia- Fear of light.
Phonophobia- Fear of noises or voices or one's own voice; of telephones.
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking.
Phthiriophobia- Fear of lice. (Pediculophobia)
Phthisiophobia- Fear of tuberculosis.
Placophobia- Fear of tombstones.
Plutophobia- Fear of wealth.
Pluviophobia- Fear of rain or of being rained on.
Pneumatiphobia- Fear of spirits.
Pnigophobia or Pnigerophobia- Fear of choking of being smothered.
Pocrescophobia- Fear of gaining weight. (Obesophobia)
Pogonophobia- Fear of beards.
Samhainophobia: Fear of Halloween.
Sarmassophobia- Fear of love play. (Malaxophobia)
Satanophobia- Fear of Satan.
Scabiophobia- Fear of scabies.
Scatophobia- Fear of fecal matter.
Scelerophibia- Fear of bad men, burglars.
Sciophobia Sciaphobia- Fear of shadows
Uranophobia or Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven.
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.
Xenoglossophobia- Fear of foreign languages.
Xenophobia- Fear of strangers or foreigners.
Xerophobia- Fear of dryness.
Zelophobia- Fear of jealousy.
Zeusophobia- Fear of God or gods.
Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.
Zoophobia- Fear of animals.

Next is my irrational fear of thinking. I enjoy delving into intellectual concepts, but I fear that if I think when I have no profound ideas to work on, I'll imagine something quite fearsome. And then I can't go anywhere without having to keep a constant three hundred and sixty degree surveillance. Sometimes more, if I can't see the ceiling without looking up.

I have listed the name of this phobia above.

Phronemophobia

Crap, I just thought of another one. Is there a fear of having non-brand name ranch dressing thrown at you on that list?

I have listed the name of this phobia above.

Phronemophobia
It's not generally thinking that I'm afraid of; I meditate all the time. It's more of a fear of thinking of things which would creep me out.

My wife has two weird fears.. The first has been mentioned already- high bridges! Yes the Forth Road Bridge into Edinburgh REALLY freaks her out too. She has to close her eyesand she will shuffle down the seat so she can only look up. This can be a real bugger if she is driving. ;) I have to drive over the bridge even if it means stopping in the layby just before it to change driver!

Her other phobia- the crane fly (or daddy long legs). Just one of these in a room will induce absolute hysteria and panic on a scale not seen since Vesuvius erupted over Pompeii. I can't see why as they have no mouthparts and will be dead in three days after hatching. I've tried explaining this to her but it hasn't helped. :headbang:

Fargozia']My wife has two weird fears.. The first has been mentioned already- high bridges! Yes the Forth Road Bridge into Edinburgh REALLY freaks her out too. She has to close her eyesand she will shuffle down the seat so she can only look up. This can be a real bugger if she is driving. ;) I have to drive over the bridge even if it means stopping in the layby just before it to change driver!


Exactly, I did the same... And I was also driving... :D

Oh, I thought of another one I occasionally suffer from: Homophobophobia: The fear of homophobes... They can be darned scary sometimes!

Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman
Chionophobia- Fear of snow.
Chiraptophobia- Fear of being touched.
Chirophobia- Fear of hands
Cholerophobia- Fear of anger or the fear of cholera
Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news
Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
Gephyrophobia or Gephydrophobia or Gephysrophobia- Fear of crossing bridges
Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure.
Heliophobia- Fear of the sun
Hellenologophobia- Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology.
Helminthophobia- Fear of being infested with worms
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666.
Hierophobia- Fear of priests or sacred things.
Hydrargyophobia- Fear of mercurial medicines.
Hydrophobia- Fear of water or of rabies.
Hydrophobophobia- Fear of rabies.
Hyelophobia or Hyalophobia- Fear of glass.
Hygrophobia- Fear of liquids, dampness, or moisture.
Hylephobia- Fear of materialism or the fear of epilepsy.
Hylophobia- Fear of forests.
Hypengyophobia or Hypegiaphobia- Fear of responsibility.
Hypnophobia- Fear of sleep or of being hypnotized.
Hypsiphobia- Fear of height.
Insectophobia - Fear of insects.
Isolophobia- Fear of solitude, being alone.
Isopterophobia- Fear of termites, insects that eat wood
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews
Keraunophobia or Ceraunophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning.(Astraphobia, Astrapophobia)
Kinetophobia or Kinesophobia- Fear of movement or motion.
Kleptophobia- Fear of stealing.
Leukophobia- Fear of the color white.
Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body.
Ligyrophobia- Fear of loud noises.
Lilapsophobia- Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
Logizomechanophobia- Fear of computers.
Logophobia- Fear of words.
Luiphobia- Fear of lues, syphillis.
Macrophobia- Fear of long waits.
Mageirocophobia- Fear of cooking.
Maieusiophobia- Fear of childbirth.
Malaxophobia- Fear of love play. (Sarmassophobia)
Maniaphobia- Fear of insanity.
Photophobia- Fear of light.
Phonophobia- Fear of noises or voices or one's own voice; of telephones.
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking.
Phthiriophobia- Fear of lice. (Pediculophobia)
Phthisiophobia- Fear of tuberculosis.
Placophobia- Fear of tombstones.
Plutophobia- Fear of wealth.
Pluviophobia- Fear of rain or of being rained on.
Pneumatiphobia- Fear of spirits.
Pnigophobia or Pnigerophobia- Fear of choking of being smothered.
Pocrescophobia- Fear of gaining weight. (Obesophobia)
Pogonophobia- Fear of beards.
Samhainophobia: Fear of Halloween.
Sarmassophobia- Fear of love play. (Malaxophobia)
Satanophobia- Fear of Satan.
Scabiophobia- Fear of scabies.
Scatophobia- Fear of fecal matter.
Scelerophibia- Fear of bad men, burglars.
Sciophobia Sciaphobia- Fear of shadows
Uranophobia or Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven.
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.
Xenoglossophobia- Fear of foreign languages.
Xenophobia- Fear of strangers or foreigners.
Xerophobia- Fear of dryness.
Zelophobia- Fear of jealousy.
Zeusophobia- Fear of God or gods.
Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.
Zoophobia- Fear of animals.
Well, some ones i've dealt with are also in the bolded fashion here ... but the big deal is whether or not "satanophobia" would be that or "diablophobia" or something like that .... ?

A wha...?:confused:
Married with Children

I have hydrophobia and you're all out of shaving cream.

Married with Children

Ahhhhhhhh.. No I'm single and constantly having to fight off vast armies of 'babes'. :D :D :D

I have hydrophobia and you're all out of shaving cream.
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