NationStates Jolt Archive

I've been thinking, and at least on the male side, I think that looser clothing may be a cure for MED (http://www.nearlygood.com/video/mustbeemo.html) (male emo disorder). It has to come down to how that pants pinch the scrotum.

MEDs are often whiney, overly sensative, cranky, and depressive. They are often seen wearing black, spending obsessive amounts of time on their hair, paiting their nails, and generally whining about how their life sucks because their temporary hookup (they no longer actually have girlfriends/boyfriends) cut them off.

Can it be from lack of flow of 'materials' from the scrotum to the rest of the body? Can MED be undone by simply wearing pants with more room in the crotch? Increased flow of the scrotum liquid could lead to increased enjoyment of things like sunlight, sports, food, and good music. It is known that the unrestricted flow generally means a happier healthier life. e

Perhaps we can force all of the boys suffering from MED to change into some better fitting pants. Then, MED could be cured. Imagine a world absent of MED. No more horrible whiny angsty music, no more boys stealing their sister's pants. Imagine a world of hope.

Save a MED, Buy them larger pants.

That's not going to work, I'm afraid. It would seem that most of them have their genitalia placed upon their foreheads.

What about the guys who have pant half way down their legs? They often look sore too.

surgery to put it back?

Think of raver pants and those "big pants/small wheels" skater kids that brought us pop punk. Are you sure the cure isn't worse than the disease?

(Though to be honest, who the fuck cares how some kids dress/act/listen to/whatever...for fuck's sake people, unclench.)

What about the guys who have pant half way down their legs? They often look sore too.
That's cos their genitals are suffering from frostbite.

easy cure would be to put the chaps in a wel stocked library and forced to read books about decent chap derring do, then have your tailor come in and get them into a decent taliored suit and smoking a good quality pipe

This is why everyone should be female *nods sagely*

This is why everyone should be female *nods sagely*
would i stil be able to grow a good handlebar Moustache

But, MEDs haven't got anything in that region...

But, MEDs haven't got anything in that region...
leading scientists in the field are pretty sure that MEDs have actually developed a genetic defense to insure their posterity. Its called an 'innie'. Apparently they have developed the ability to fully retract and store.


Much like the landing gear on an airplane.

would i stil be able to grow a good handlebar Moustache

No, but no one should have a handlebar moustache. No one should have a moustache, come to think of it...

You know what i think would be great... if loosers stopped ripping the shit out of emo's for no apparent reason. Unless you have personally been damadged by one, stfu.

Liasia']You know what i think would be great... if loosers stopped ripping the shit out of emo's for no apparent reason. Unless you have personally been damadged by one, stfu.
Turning on the radio causes me mental anguish every day. And it wouldn't have happened if the emo craze had never started.

As of today, I am filing a class action lawsuit against all emo kids for irreparable mental damage and emotional distress for what they have done to me delicate musical senses.

Turning on the radio causes me mental anguish every day. And it wouldn't have happened if the emo craze had never started.

As of today, I am filing a class action lawsuit against all emo kids for irreparable mental damage and emotional distress for what they have done to me delicate musical senses.

You could just listen to CDs... that's what I do...

Turning on the radio causes me mental anguish every day. And it wouldn't have happened if the emo craze had never started.

As of today, I am filing a class action lawsuit against all emo kids for irreparable mental damage and emotional distress for what they have done to me delicate musical senses.
Emotional distress eh? sounds a bit EMO!
*gets burning torches and pitchforks*

Liasia']Emotional distress eh? sounds a bit EMO!
*gets burning torches and pitchforks*
Well, I have to be an American and find a way to get money out of it somehow. Thats really the only leagl claim I can make in order to win. I can just fake my way through it.

Hey, as a MED, I heartily dislike this idea of yours!

Yes, right now, I'm wearing my favorite pair of chick pants, and it's been 20 minutes since my last bout of depression, but you don't understand what I really mean by it all!



I'm me, and no cure exists for it. I like being a whiney little bitch, and the pain around my balls is exquisite! Yes, we have those, they are there, and sometimes they get hurt, but hey, it feels good!

Hey, as a MED, I heartily dislike this idea of yours!

Yes, right now, I'm wearing my favorite pair of chick pants, and it's been 20 minutes since my last bout of depression, but you don't understand what I really mean by it all!



I'm me, and no cure exists for it. I like being a whiney little bitch, and the pain around my balls is exquisite! Yes, we have those, they are there, and sometimes they get hurt, but hey, it feels good!
DENIAL! quick! get the medics, we have a code blue, repeat, code blue.

I'm me, and no cure exists for it. I like being a whiney little bitch, and the pain around my balls is exquisite! Yes, we have those, they are there, and sometimes they get hurt, but hey, it feels good!

Having pain around your balls feels good? Well, I guess I'm not a guy, so I'll never understand...

DENIAL! quick! get the medics, we have a code blue, repeat, code blue.
Heh, what am I denying?


Having pain around your balls feels good? Well, I guess I'm not a guy, so I'll never understand...

Not to everyone. I mean a mild pain, like right now is good, but one of the pains where they get caught somewhere in the pant, and then the leg crushes them, is not good.

Heh, what am I denying?




Not to everyone. I mean a mild pain, like right now is good, but one of the pains where they get caught somewhere in the pant, and then the leg crushes them, is not good.

do you see what I mean everyone??? These people need saving? Think of these poor boy's balls. They are screaming for love and attention but all they get is pain.


Save the MEDs!

do you see what I mean everyone??? These people need saving? Think of these poor boy's balls. They are screaming for love and attention but all they get is pain.


Save the MEDs!


Hey, love is for the weak.

Hey, as a MED, I heartily dislike this idea of yours!

Yes, right now, I'm wearing my favorite pair of chick pants, and it's been 20 minutes since my last bout of depression, but you don't understand what I really mean by it all!



I'm me, and no cure exists for it. I like being a whiney little bitch, and the pain around my balls is exquisite! Yes, we have those, they are there, and sometimes they get hurt, but hey, it feels good!

very brave to admit that on here...

emo-bashing is the official NS national sport

Heh, that's everywhere. Dosen't much bother me anymore.

But I thought the national NS sport was arguing over religion? :P

Year Greyenivol Colony started moaning about emos: 1998

Year Greyenivol Colony stopped caring and got on with his life: 2001

Ergo, everyone who still cares about this or anything else is a loser.

You could just listen to CDs... that's what I do...

*sigh*

Logic is for school; not real life.

Heh, that's everywhere. Dosen't much bother me anymore.

But I thought the national NS sport was arguing over religion? :P

well, two national sports then

i still get bothered - im not really emo, but i guess im on the verge
"some of my best friends are emo"

i find it enjoyable to be down and withdrawn at times. i think its the same sorta 'fun' you get when sulking for no reason

and i love an emo guy! the whole look just does it for me, i think

i still get bothered - im not really emo, but i guess im on the verge
"some of my best friends are emo"

Heh, where I live their are a few kinds. "Emo," emo (Whiney little bitch/ person who isn't in complete control of their emotion), Hardcore (HxC) Emo (That's what we call an emo kid that hates everyone else), and Straight edge (SxC) emo, (Emo kid who will kick your ass for doing drugs, alcohol, or not being like them).

Which ones do you know?

Heh, where I live their are a few kinds. "Emo," emo (Whiney little bitch/ person who isn't in complete control of their emotion), Hardcore (HxC) Emo (That's what we call an emo kid that hates everyone else), and Straight edge (SxC) emo, (Emo kid who will kick your ass for doing drugs, alcohol, or not being like them).

Which ones do you know?

definately the "emo" emo
whinge a lot
definately do drugs and whatnot
cutters
but they also hate everyone else who isn't emo like them

Liasia']You know what i think would be great... if loosers stopped ripping the shit out of emo's for no apparent reason. Unless you have personally been damadged by one, stfu.
I know for a fact that I had to live on the same floor as an emo poser two years back, and needless to say, besides the horrible music there were other problems. He had the nightmarish habit of bringing around the most irritating friends, constantly. They would stop by my dorm room door and comment on everything they saw, ranging from my Apocalypse Now Poster ("Such a violent movie, why don't you go support the war George Bush", Christ, did that moron even have any clue regarding what the hell that movie was about?), to my roommates habit of playing Halo without his shirt on. Not only that, but the bums would constantly wash their dishes in the communal bathroom. They left enough spaghettios in the sink to feed the nation of Bangledash, and disposable dishes of fish-ramen were always left in the trash cans on Friday afternoons, so as to maximize the stink. Speaking of stink, they would always get piss drunk on cheap-ass liquor and puke all over the floor bathroom. They couldn't go back to their own floors, noooooooooo. They had to come to my floor. They couldn't even hit the fucking toilet. Beyond that, his friends would always make smarmy remarks to everyone in the hallway, and they'd typically be pretty fucking pretentious about everything. One of the losers actually carried around a copy of the Communist Manifesto as well as a book of "Modern Poetry" on a daily basis. Comments about our addiction to the new opiate of the masses were common.

Ah, Christ, what else? His long black hair had a magical way of finding itself right in the shower drain. Every three days it would be there. I wanted to clock him sometimes.

Ah hell, I'm just going off the deep end again. I don't want to list his sins out in their entirety to a bunch of people, because then I'm bitching and moaning, so I'll stop.

Not to everyone. I mean a mild pain, like right now is good, but one of the pains where they get caught somewhere in the pant, and then the leg crushes them, is not good.
You want to join Opus Dei? The cilice will provide pain in an area that is not so...vital.

Heh, that's everywhere. Dosen't much bother me anymore.

But I thought the national NS sport was arguing over religion? :P
The sport is emo bashing, as we only do it on weekends and evenings.

Arguing about religion is our profession.

You want to join Opus Dei? The cilice will provide pain in an area that is not so...vital.

Eh, I'm good. I'm far from religious.

Vital? I don't actually plan on ever getting to use that stuff, so it's good.

Vital? I don't actually plan on ever getting to use that stuff, so it's good.
Ever?

Even a personal puritan like myself plans on getting my giggity on someday...

Ever?

Even a personal puritan like myself plans on getting my giggity on someday...

Eh, I used to be totally obsessed with "Getting some," but I failed enough to just stop caring. I know in today's world, it's pretty easy to pay someone, but I'd prefer it mean something.

Emo people give us actually horridly depressed people a bad name, as depression now seems so trivial to some.

Emo people give us actually horridly depressed people a bad name, as depression now seems so trivial to some.

I completely agree. I'll never say I'm horridly depressed, but I have been diagnosed, and it runs in my family. Everyonce in a while it flares up, and I need to seperate from everything or I get very violent.

What really pisses me off are the people who pretend to be depressed, because something dosen't go their way. Depression is more tha not getting what you want, it's a lot deeper.

Emo kids=losers. At my school it's cool to look emo. Everybody is an emo skater redneck around here. Seriously.

Also, emo-ness is not exactly an indicator of balllessness, because the emo girls are even more whiny than the guys :headbang: . They like "Oh wah I have a C in math, my parents hate me and my girlfriend ditched me so ima go cut my wrists up"... They undermine the people who actually DO have depression and seriously consider suicide... POSERS! :sniper:

But sadly, most of the emo kids around here are in denil that they are emo :sniper:

Think of raver pants and those "big pants/small wheels" skater kids that brought us pop punk. Are you sure the cure isn't worse than the disease?

(Though to be honest, who the fuck cares how some kids dress/act/listen to/whatever...for fuck's sake people, unclench.)Seconded, though I thought emos wore the same kind of loose pants that skaters wore, just they wore more eyeliner?

MED (http://www.nearlygood.com/video/mustbeemo.html)

Well, that was a bunch of homophobia. Ha-ha.

If you want to extreme cases of emo just give your emo companion a chavvy/gnagst neck chain. It may not cure completly but you will end up with a Chemo (chavvy emo) which one of my emo friends has become. Neither of these two characteristics are ideal but its better to have a middle ground.

Well, that was a bunch of homophobia. Ha-ha.
but so amusing at the same time. Especially considering the Arizona emo scene that I live around.

Actually, that song hits the local emo kids right on the head here.

Emo people give us actually horridly depressed people a bad name, as depression now seems so trivial to some.

Totally. What irks me about emo people is their attitude. Emo people make depression apart of their personal identity instead of sucking it up and trying to move on whereas normal depressed people want the depression to end and try to move on with their lives. And yes partly thanks to emo people, society has become a lot less caring about depressed people.

This is why everyone should be female *nods sagely*
I could get behind that idea! :)