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What is your top turn-off?

For me, it has to be chewed-off fingernails. I find the mere sight repulsive, and the thought of being touched by that... *shivers

B.O.


ETA: Man, the edit function is really fucking with my head. I had "B.o." and edited the "o" into a capital letter 4 times and it didn't stick.
Write a sentecne about how it doesn't stick - and it sticks.
Delete the sentence b/c it doesn't make sense anymore - and it's back to "B.o.".
WTF??

north siders

Poo.

north siders

Yeah, well, some of them. But they're not as bad as south siders :p

A bored look. Or lack of passions in life..

Being much younger/older than myself.

Younger - 3yrs.
Older - 7ish, I think.

A bored look. Or lack of passions in life..

Ooooh, that's another one.

What is your top turn-off?

For me, it has to be chewed-off fingernails. I find the mere sight repulsive, and the thought of being touched by that... *shivers


Wow, no wonder why I'm unpopular :( The actual white 'nail' part that is projecting off of fingers is gone on all my fingers...ooo and toes too. But I pick my toenails, I don't bite them off.

wow, no wonder why I'm unpopular :(
Well, it's not like that's *everybody's* turn-off. :p

B.O.


ETA: Man, the edit function is really fucking with my head. I had "B.o." and edited the "o" into a capital letter 4 times and it didn't stick.
Write a sentecne about how it doesn't stick - and it sticks.
Delete the sentence b/c it doesn't make sense anymore - and it's back to "B.o.".
WTF??
IT IS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T CAPITALISE A WHOLE POST BECAUSE IT APPEARS NOOBISH AND ANNOYS PEOPLE. OR SOMETHING. YOU CAN GET AROUND IT BY USING A SINGLE LOWER CASE LETTER OR QUOTING A POST THAT CONTAINS THEM. :p

I have a few
-Hairiness...ewww...
-Body Odor
-Crusty feet
-smoking
-heavy drinker
-lets just say...a smell from down under....eww tuna...eww..


oh man..i have grossed myself out now :(

There are probobly a few.

Finding fertility pills instead of morning after pills in the bathroom.
Screaming the wrong name during sex.
Being one of my ex's.
Drunkeness. eliminates the thrill of conquest. yes im a monster.

I have a few
-Hairiness...ewww...
-Body Odor
-Crusty feet
-smoking
-heavy drinker
-lets just say...a smell from down under....eww tuna...eww..

Aww, but I like you! :(

Bah, wimps!

I don't have any!


...well, ok. Lack of heartbeat isn't so hot.







((For the purpose of avoiding misunderstandings, I will now point out that this post mostly is what is called a 'joke' or 'jest'.))

Aww, but I like you! :(
:fluffle:

Stupidity.

Stupidity.

Oh, completely forgot that one.
Stupidity, and being full of himself. Biiiiiiiiiiiiig turnoffs.

:fluffle:

Wanna lick the crust off my toes, honey?

IT IS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T CAPITALISE A WHOLE POST BECAUSE IT APPEARS NOOBISH AND ANNOYS PEOPLE. OR SOMETHING. YOU CAN GET AROUND IT BY USING A SINGLE LOWER CASE LETTER OR QUOTING A POST THAT CONTAINS THEM. :p
QUIT YELLING AT ME! :mad: :p

Wow, seriously? I had no idea. But why, then, do so many real noobs manage to post ALLCAPS posts? Or is that just my noob-hating imagination talking?

Smoking

Alcohol

Drugs

General Ugliness

Excessive Hairiness

Having a penis

Stupidity.

Oh, that's probably the greatest!

turn off that is

Wanna lick the crust off my toes, honey?

Only if they stink and are hairy!


-throws up-...oh my...

-- noob-hating imagination --

Dammit, there is such a thing?

Oh, completely forgot that one.
Stupidity, and being full of himself. Biiiiiiiiiiiiig turnoffs.
Well, okay, if we're not talking merely superficialities anymore, those two are definitely turn-offs. As are
- not having a sense of humour
- stupidity
- being slow on the uptake
- stupidity
- being overly cautious in everything
- stupidity
- being an insufferable know-it-all
- stupidity
- being mean
- stupidity
- being a sore loser
And stupidity.

Well, okay, if we're not talking merely superficialities anymore, those two are definitely turn-offs. As are
- not having a sense of humour
- stupidity
- being slow on the uptake
- stupidity
- being overly cautious in everything
- stupidity
- being an insufferable know-it-all
- stupidity
- being mean
- stupidity
- being a sore loser
And stupidity.


What about stupidity?

Smoking, says it all.

Leprosy, especially the contagious kind.

Well, okay, if we're not talking merely superficialities anymore, those two are definitely turn-offs. As are
- not having a sense of humour
- stupidity
- being slow on the uptake
- stupidity
- being overly cautious in everything
- stupidity
- being an insufferable know-it-all
- stupidity
- being mean
- stupidity
- being a sore loser
And stupidity.

I'd agree 100% with everything except the cautiousness, which, while annoying, is the only thing on that list that I might actually find less offputting than, say, several extra eyeballs. :p

I have a few
-Hairiness...ewww...
-Body Odor
-Crusty feet
-smoking
-heavy drinker
-lets just say...a smell from down under....eww tuna...eww..


oh man..i have grossed myself out now :(


i gotta agree wit all that. or if the girl is really big or really skinny. if they got bad teeth, and well just bad hygien then its nasty. espaicly when they start farting on purpose, then its annoying, smelly, disgusting, yuck

What about stupidity?
Definitely.

:p

I'd agree 100% with everything except the cautiousness, which, while annoying, is the only thing on that list that I might actually find less offputting than, say, several extra eyeballs. :p
Yeah, a tad less, maybe. :p
Nah, that just found its way in the list because I specifically remember it from a guy (not even a boyfriend) I once spent a 5 week vacation with - drove me absolutely insane.

No sense of humour or laughing at everything.
Stupid or purposely acting dumb.

i would have to say that ignorance is a very big turn off, also if they are bald, not so attractive on a woman.

i gotta agree wit all that. or if the girl is really big or really skinny. if they got bad teeth, and well just bad hygien then its nasty. espaicly when they start farting on purpose, then its annoying, smelly, disgusting, yuck


If a girl farts near me on purpose, her ass is gone! That is unexcusavle...-shudders-

Yeah, a tad less, maybe.
Nah, that just found its way in the list because I specifically remember it from a guy (not even a boyfriend) I once spent a 5 week vacation with - drove me absolutely insane.

I actually know a cute guy who seems to be overly cautious and easly scared. I'm currently trying to figure out how to ignore this turn off and enjoy the good bits

No sense of humour or laughing at everything.
Stupid or purposely acting dumb.

Depends on how the person is purposely acting dumb. If the purposely acting dumb is one of those rare occasions for a specific reason, then I think it's fine. If the person does it all the time, well, then it is a serious turn off...

I actually know a cute guy who seems to be overly cautious and easly scared. I'm currently trying to figure out how to ignore this turn off and enjoy the good bits
Let me know how it goes. :p

Seriously though, it's really not that terrible a quality. Too reckless wouldn't be good either. And it's not like I'm so super-adventurous either.

But if you get the feeling you could just as well date a "Handle with care" sticker on a rule book, then it's time to get him to loosen up at least a little.

QUIT YELLING AT ME! :mad: :p

meep :p

Wow, seriously? I had no idea. But why, then, do so many real noobs manage to post ALLCAPS posts? Or is that just my noob-hating imagination talking?

Maybe they're puppets of people who actually know what they're doing. :p

Maybe they're puppets of people who actually know what they're doing. :p
So basically what you're saying is I'm too stupid to even post like a noob?

You hurt me, Topher. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sad021.gif

But if you get the feeling you could just as well date a "Handle with care" sticker on a rule book, then it's time to get him to loosen up at least a little.

I just have to hope he wouldn't be scared of the sticker :p

So basically what you're saying is I'm too stupid to even post like a noob?

You hurt me, Topher. http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sad021.gif

Maybe I was saying that you're too intelligent to even consider posting like a noob. *nods* :p

Yeah, well, some of them. But they're not as bad as south siders :p

in his harry enfield voice:

"i cant help but notice how much more money i have than you!"

:p :p

Personality - Arrogance. Whole "alpha male" thing really. Being uncaring.
Appearance - Skininess. Most fashions - chav, emo etc. Lack of basic hygiene.

Maybe I was saying that you're too intelligent to even consider posting like a noob. *nods* :p
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sauer/angry-smiley-018.gif

What is your top turn-off?

For me, it has to be chewed-off fingernails. I find the mere sight repulsive, and the thought of being touched by that... *shivers
pussy guys that act like girls, i hate guys that wax their chest and spend more time on their hair than i do and use moisturiser and stuff like that, i like men to be men

pussy guys that act like girls, i hate guys that wax their chest and spend more time on their hair than i do and use moisturiser and stuff like that, i like men to be men

I like when guys care about their appearance.

That said, they shouldn't be spending longer than me, I agree.

in his harry enfield voice:

"i cant help but notice how much more money i have than you!"

:p :p

Pah.... you just wait until I can think of something witty to reply to that.....

Until then : :p :p :p

What is your top turn-off?

For me, it has to be chewed-off fingernails. I find the mere sight repulsive, and the thought of being touched by that... *shivers

I was in a restaurant today and a group of young people, probably in their early 20's came in. One of the young ladies was very good looking, She had a lovely face. While I was eating, I glanced up and she was chomping on her fingernails. I felt like screaming, "Someone feed that girl. She is so hungry she is eating herself."

What is your top turn-off?

For me, it has to be chewed-off fingernails. I find the mere sight repulsive, and the thought of being touched by that... *shivers
wow CW makes the coolest threads:D

I also can't stand bad teeth

I also can't stand bad teeth

Ugh.... seconded. If you can actually see what ther were eating two days ago....

Wow, no wonder why I'm unpopular :( The actual white 'nail' part that is projecting off of fingers is gone on all my fingers...ooo and toes too. But I pick my toenails, I don't bite them off.

If you chew your fingernails how do you have anyting to pick your tonails with? :confused:

If you chew your fingernails how do you have anyting to pick your tonails with? :confused:

Chew your toenails too.

....eww tuna...eww..

Oh, I love tuna. :D

Having a penis

That turns you off? :confused:

Pah.... you just wait until I can think of something witty to reply to that.....

Until then : :p :p :p

here, some fucker just robbed my car!

keep your eye out for it....


what have a cabra dweller and batman got in common?

neither can go into town without robbin

:p

here, some fucker just robbed my car!

keep your eye out for it....


what have a cabra dweller and batman got in common?

neither can go into town without robbin

:p

I think I smell it burning up in Finglas right now :p

*lol

Just because I picked it as a name for NS, doesn't mean I identify with this knackeragua of a neighbourhood

here is a neutral one:

remember the fairy liquid ads a few years ago?

mummy, mummy, why are your hands so soft?

Southside mother: because ive never worked a day in my life!

Nortsoide ma: because im 14......

:p :p :p

i should be on a stage


to answer the op, lack of a sense of humour

pussy guys that act like girls, i hate guys that wax their chest and spend more time on their hair than i do and use moisturiser and stuff like that, i like men to be men
How odd, big manly women scare the bejaysus out of me.

here is a neutral one:

remember the fairy liquid ads a few years ago?

mummy, mummy, why are your hands so soft?

Southside mother: because ive never worked a day in my life!

Nortsoide ma: because im 14......

:p :p :p

i should be on a stage


to answer the op, lack of a sense of humour

*lol
If you ever get on stage, you might want to come up with new jokes, though :p
;)

Ok, ok. I can't think of any witty answers today, I know...

here is a neutral one:

remember the fairy liquid ads a few years ago?

mummy, mummy, why are your hands so soft?

Southside mother: because ive never worked a day in my life!

Nortsoide ma: because im 14......

:p :p :p

i should be on a stage


to answer the op, lack of a sense of humour
All the handjobs are why the northside mother has soft hands.

....


....


....


I would have to say lacking a sense of humor for me.

All the handjobs are why the northside mother has soft hands.

bula bos.:p

i like.

what do you call a northsider in a suit?

a: an taoiseach

b: the accused

stupidity
b.o.
being a prick
being related to me
budgie smugglers
moles with hair sticking out

Coquettes.

budgie smugglers


mind me asking, this a regular problem?

only in summer ;)

Personally, that being related to me is the one I'd be concerned about being a regular problem!

only in summer ;)

of course, the smell.

now the logical next question.... :p

Personally, that is the one I'd be concerned about being a regular problem!

definately not a regular problem!
but an obvious, yet little-mentioned, turn-off, don;t you think?

of course, the smell.

now the logical next question.... :p

lol

budgie smugglers are those speedo-type swimmers

think about where the budgie might be smuggled to....

definately not a regular problem!
but an obvious, yet little-mentioned, turn-off, don;t you think?

Yep.

lol

budgie smugglers are those speedo-type swimmers

think about where the budgie might be smuggled to....arn't budgies birds?

so the smugglers are putting peckers next to their peckers...

bula bos.:p

i like.

what do you call a northsider in a suit?

a: an taoiseach

b: the accused
c: all of the above

lol

budgie smugglers are those speedo-type swimmers

think about where the budgie might be smuggled to....

aaargh. just figured that out?

are they normally blue and yellow and make chirping noises?

im worried, mine is a fine shade of pink and sings operettas :p

and the size of a buzzard





ladies, another turn off. men who lie about having large penises

ladies, another turn off. men who lie about having large penises

An abnormally large penis IS a turn off...

Being fascists? :confused:

I don't know. The only problems I've had with guys are that most of the ones attracted to me happen to be fascists...

An abnormally large penis IS a turn off...

you and i should really meet for a drink in that case!! :p

you and i should really meet for a drink in that case!! :p

Well then! And a drink of what, might I add?

anything that magifies eyesight and or makes me look like brad pitt.

tequia?

anything that magifies eyesight and or makes me look like brad pitt.

tequia?

Tequia? I've never heard of tequia. If it's alcoholic, I don't want it. I don't like alcohol.

Being fascists? :confused:

I don't know. The only problems I've had with guys are that most of the ones attracted to me happen to be fascists...

Aw... poor Lada! Hmm... fascism is a bit of a turn off for me too.

Tequia? I've never heard of tequia. If it's alcoholic, I don't want it. I don't like alcohol.

well in taht cae i have nothing.

if i cant rely on my charm or looks, i rely on booze. and in your case i dont even have that.

alcohol is good though. it hides reality, until the morning

Never shutting up, not during a movie, not during a class lesson, etc.

aaargh. just figured that out?

are they normally blue and yellow and make chirping noises?

im worried, mine is a fine shade of pink and sings operettas :p

and the size of a buzzard


ladies, another turn off. men who lie about having large penises


or worse, joke about it in regular conversation
the analogy he used, i recall, had something to do with a garden hose in his pants

well in taht cae i have nothing.

if i cant rely on my charm or looks, i rely on booze. and in your case i dont even have that.

alcohol is good though. it hides reality, until the morning

You haven't tried the first two yet.

or worse, joke about it in regular conversation
the analogy he used, i recall, had something to do with a garden hose in his pants

Ew.... gross...

bad grill. every time a turn off

Ew.... gross...

god yeah.
apparently there was also a garden hose reel in there.
to keep it all together, you see? :(

You haven't tried the first two yet.


you big flirt!!!

god yeah.
apparently there was also a garden hose reel in there.
to keep it all together, you see? :(


EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!! Ewie! Ewie! Don't DO that to my brain! Eeeewwwwwwww......

you big flirt!!!

Well how is that supposed to get my interest?

EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!! Ewie! Ewie! Don't DO that to my brain! Eeeewwwwwwww......

sorry.


at least you don't know him. i have to live with those images for the rest of my life now
*shudders*

Being fascists? :confused:

I don't know. The only problems I've had with guys are that most of the ones attracted to me happen to be fascists...

I'm attracted to you and I'm not a fascist! :)
:fluffle:

sorry.


at least you don't know him. i have to live with those images for the rest of my life now
*shudders*

I hope you don't have to run into him often. That'd be terrible!

Well how is that supposed to get my interest?

and there you have my problem. and no tequila to fall back on to loosen the chat!

and there you have my problem. and no tequila to fall back on to loosen the chat!

You can always use chocolate. Unless the person doesn't like chocolate. But I like chocolate.

Well, things that turn me off:

1. Too feminine- Yes, I get crap for liking women to be more masculine in personality than me.

2. Dumb- If I don't feel dumb next to the person, or at least semi-insignificant, I'm not thinkin' it's gonna work

3. Lazy- I like people who aren't afraid to get what they want.

4. Having a penis- No. Just no. If you are a chick and have a penis, please go away. That's just weird.

5. Being 25% of my current age younger, or older- Age barriers are my friend. Note: 25% or under 16 years old.

6. Nymphomania (Or a slightly less powerful love of sex)- Yeah, I'm a guy who thinks that's bad. Sue me.

I hope you don't have to run into him often. That'd be terrible!

he's at boarding school now
so i shall survive the onslaught

he's at boarding school now
so i shall survive the onslaught

Oh good.

"4. Having a penis- No. Just no." I have to agree this turns me off.
Yes I'm female so what? :cool:

You can always use chocolate. Unless the person doesn't like chocolate. But I like chocolate.

i shall. ill ply you with chocolate and have my wicked way ;)

i shall. ill ply you with chocolate and have my wicked way ;)

And what exactly is your wicked way?

Well, things that turn me off:

2. Dumb- If I don't feel dumb next to the person, or at least semi-insignificant, I'm not thinkin' it's gonna work


is that really the sign of a healthy relationship?

"4. Having a penis- No. Just no." I have to agree this turns me off.
Yes I'm female so what?

Eh, my best friend is gay, so I completely understand the sentiment (Yeah, I'm really sorry if you aren't gay)


is that really the sign of a healthy relationship?

No

And what exactly is your wicked way?

im sure there is some rule of NS against me answering this question.

lets just say chocolate lasts longer :(

"Eh, my best friend is gay, so I completely understand the sentiment."

I'm glad to hear it! :)

I'm glad to hear it!

Come to think of, it I'm quite often the only straight person at any gathering I go to.... Ah, the joys of being the minority :P

Well, there's the old "not attracted to me at all" one. I mean, who wants to be with someone who hates you? Unless you're a sadist...

Other than that, uh, girls taller than me make me nervous. Girls who want to run my life, and don't mind making it obvious, I have no use for (if you want to run my life, and can keep me from figuring it out, go right ahead. *g*).

im sure there is some rule of NS against me answering this question.

lets just say chocolate lasts longer :(

I dunno, I eat my chocolate very quickly...

Eww, some of the replys to this thread are grossing me out...
And I was trying to eat breakfast :(

6. Nymphomania (Or a slightly less powerful love of sex)- Yeah, I'm a guy who thinks that's bad. Sue me.

:eek:

I dunno, I eat my chocolate very quickly...
You shouldn't do that. If you want to enjoy your chocolate then you shouldn't eat it straight away, you should suck on it first. Make it last longer...

You shouldn't do that. If you want to enjoy your chocolate then you shouldn't eat it straight away, you should suck on it first. Make it last longer...

Sometimes I manage that one, but... not often...

For me
Stupidness
Laziness
Not willing to plan for the future
Is fat, but think it can wear tight clothings
Same person actually wearing tight clothing and having body fat roll out
Someone who wants sex wayyy tttoooo much
Someone who is controlling
Fighting alot
manuplative
Thinks her whole life is a Lifetime movie (Drama Queen)
Welfare queens
etc.

Like Beatrice of Much Ado About Nothing I am too cursed.

Turn offs:
Guys with experience.
Guys without experience.

Oh dear...

You shouldn't do that. If you want to enjoy your chocolate then you shouldn't eat it straight away, you should suck on it first. Make it last longer...

:eek:


Sometimes I manage that one, but... not often...

:eek:

Guys who are shorter than me.
B.o.
Overly scruffy hair.
Too serious.
Doesn't want as much sex as me.
Guys who are waaaaaaay older than me.
Guys who are younger than me.
Smokers.
Huge muscles.

Err, I could go on, but I wont :p

Sometimes I manage that one, but... not often...
I usually take my time and suck the first piece of chocolate. Then I'll just eat the next few pieces. I save what's left to eat in the morning. I like to eat chocolate in the mornings...

I usually take my time and suck the first piece of chocolate. Then I'll just eat the next few pieces. I save what's left to eat in the morning. I like to eat chocolate in the mornings...
Oh dear.

I usually take my time and suck the first piece of chocolate. Then I'll just eat the next few pieces. I save what's left to eat in the morning. I like to eat chocolate in the mornings...

I'm not going to touch that with a 10-ft pole....


So you like the fudge? :P

Oh dear.
What? Do you have a problem with me talking about...chocolate? :rolleyes:

What is your top turn-off?

For me, it has to be chewed-off fingernails. I find the mere sight repulsive, and the thought of being touched by that... *shivers

*Looks at own brutalized fingernails*

Oh oh. :(

I'm not worthy! *sniff* Do you... want your heart back? *sniff*

*Looks at own brutalized fingernails*

Oh oh. :(

I'm not worthy! *sniff* Do you... want your heart back? *sniff*

Aww.... :fluffle:
I guess I can overlook that in certain special cases ; )
No, please keep it for the moment. I guess it's a lot safer with you than it would be with me right now

Shallowness.
Having no respect for others.
Bad hygiene (including bad breath).

I was in a restaurant today and a group of young people, probably in their early 20's came in. One of the young ladies was very good looking, She had a lovely face. While I was eating, I glanced up and she was chomping on her fingernails. I felt like screaming, "Someone feed that girl. She is so hungry she is eating herself."Maybe she had food under them?