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A challenge to all NS prophets!

Lazy Otakus
17-06-2006, 20:19
Someone on these forums once claimed to have prophetic skills, but I forgot who it was. Doesn't matter though.

If you think you're a prophet or are considering a career as a prophet, you might want to give it a try and answer the follwing question:

In which year will 'Duke Nukem Forever' be released?

*poll coming*
Drunk commies deleted
17-06-2006, 20:21
I have consulted witht he spirits and they have reavealed to me that they dont' give a crap about Duke Nukem. Oh, but you will be impotent in 2013 after a tragic cell phone accident.
Kanabia
17-06-2006, 20:21
That was probably me.

Um, and...*stirs the sands of time a little*

....Hmm, it's unclear, but Elite 4 will come out soon beforehand.
Kanabia
17-06-2006, 20:22
Oh, but you will be impotent in 2013 after a tragic cell phone accident.

LOL
Zilam
17-06-2006, 20:23
Hey, I used to have a power, after all i did prophesize the death of Arafat, and Arial Sharon's loss of power(not kidding) However, outside of middle eastern policy, my prophecy skills are null. Soo i will just guess 2007
Chimps on Marijuana
17-06-2006, 20:25
well, to my prphetical knowledge, it's been in production since 1997 and missed a late '98 release and stuff was shown at E3 2001. I doubt it will take ten years to make a movie, so it should be done soon.
Zilam
17-06-2006, 20:25
I have consulted witht he spirits and they have reavealed to me that they dont' give a crap about Duke Nukem. Oh, but you will be impotent in 2013 after a tragic cell phone accident.


lol:D
Lazy Otakus
17-06-2006, 20:26
I have consulted witht he spirits and they have reavealed to me that they dont' give a crap about Duke Nukem. Oh, but you will be impotent in 2013 after a tragic cell phone accident.

At least I'll make it 'till 2013. :)
Chimps on Marijuana
17-06-2006, 20:28
more information coming through my crystal balls (lol), all the work was scrapped in 2003 coz they were going to redo it coz it was out of date so they started again.
IL Ruffino
17-06-2006, 20:40
The voices in my head tell me late 2007, early 2008.
I V Stalin
17-06-2006, 20:41
2011. And it'll be a pile of shite.
Ginnoria
17-06-2006, 20:45
Never. In 2009, however, armies of molemen will emerge from beneath the earth, enslave humanity, and force everyone to eat worms. When they have reigned for six years, the moleman antichrist will appear.
Kanabia
17-06-2006, 20:46
2011. And it'll be a pile of shite.

It's ironic that the people who were most looking forward to it were fans of Duke Nukem 3D...which is...10 years old? Most have grown up and moved onto other things. :p
I V Stalin
17-06-2006, 21:19
Never. In 2009, however, armies of molemen will emerge from beneath the earth, enslave humanity, and force everyone to eat worms. When they have reigned for six years, the moleman antichrist will appear.
Nah, that's just MOBRA.
Desperate Measures
17-06-2006, 21:20
Silly, fools. It's the journey to the release date that matters. Not the coming of Duke.
Lazy Otakus
17-06-2006, 21:21
Of course, this thread wouldn't be complete without this list:

The following things have happened since Duke Nukem Forever was announced... (http://duke.a-13.net/)
I V Stalin
17-06-2006, 21:21
Silly, fools. It's the journey to the release date that matters. Not the coming of Duke.
When Duke Nukem comes, you know he's come.
Ginnoria
17-06-2006, 21:22
Nah, that's just MOBRA.
Well, the prophesies aren't always clear. It could also be a prediction of Pat Robertson becoming possessed by an alien spirit. It all depends on interpertation; any prophet that claims anything with certainty is suspect.
Desperate Measures
17-06-2006, 21:22
When Duke Nukem comes, you know he's come.
There is no Duke but Duke.
Ifreann
17-06-2006, 21:24
Never. The day before the official release we'll be invaded by aliens that will mutate polive officers the world over into pigs. The only survivors will be big breasted women willing to flash the next man they see and one very angry man with a pistol and no bubblegum.
Gravlen
17-06-2006, 21:28
I don't quite know, but someone in this thread is pregnant :eek:
Saxnot
17-06-2006, 21:58
Never. It's just a joke by 3D Realms to piss people off.